On the top of the main hall, Tang Seng, who was meditating on the futon, suddenly opened his eyes and gasped.

"Si, I was killed by the pain. ”

Tang Seng's sudden voice startled all the people in the hall, and in an instant, the eyes of the people in the hall fell on Tang Seng's body for a while.

"Master Xuanzang, what's wrong with you. ”

A majestic-looking man in a dragon robe on the top of the main hall asked.

Hearing the man's voice, Tang Seng was stunned, looking at the strange things around him with a confused expression.

"Master Xuanzang?"

The man seated on the throne asked again.

Tang Seng looked at the man on the throne with a confused expression, pointed to his nose and asked with a confused expression.

"Brother, are you calling me? Who are you? Here and that? And are you making movies, why do you all wear ancient costumes?"

The people on the throne were stupid by Tang Seng's continuous questions.

"Master Xuanzang, are you okay, this is the Eastern Tang Dynasty, I am Tang Taizong Li Shimin, what's wrong, I'm going to have amnesia. You don't know me anymore?"

"Dongtu Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, Master Xuanzang, Damn, Nima, I have crossed over, and I have really become a Tang monk. ”

"Master Xuanzang, what did you say?"

"Ah, what, it's okay, I just had a nightmare. ”

Just when Tang Seng looked constipated, the familiar figure and voice sounded again.

"Hello host. Meet again. Let me introduce myself, I am your exclusive system, and since your physical body has died in your previous life, I have traveled to the world of Journey to the West with your soul. Now you are the Tang monk. ”

Tang Seng was startled when he looked at the little girl who suddenly appeared in front of him, but when he heard what the little girl said, he became excited.

"Damn, if I say this, I really crossed, and it's the kind that crosses with its own golden finger, haha, the king of the daughter country, the old man is here, hehe. ”

Fantasizing about the figure of the king of the daughter country, Tang Seng involuntarily showed a lewd smile on his face.

At that moment, the little girl's voice remembered again.

"The system publishes a new task, please check it with the host. ”

"Description: Become a learner. ”

"Mission Complete: Open the character screen. ”

"Mission failed: Host permanently bald. ”

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Listening to the introduction of the task, Tang Seng was stunned, "I'll go to the system, you are forced to let my brother go to the West to learn scriptures, just go, who called my brother Tang Seng this monk." ”

Just when Tang Seng was fantasizing about how to fight with his daughter and sister for three hundred rounds, a cloud of white clouds flew into the hall from the sky and floated quietly.

And above that white cloud stood a man.

This person is wearing a white veil, his eyebrows are like a small moon, and his eyes are like double stars. The jade face is naturally happy, and the red lips are a little red. In his hand, he held a treasure bottle that gave grace to the world, and there was a weeping willow in the bottle that swept away the mist.

The person who suddenly appeared in the main hall was none other than the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva who saved the suffering.

The people above the main hall saw Guanyin's manifestation and hurriedly knelt on the ground and shouted loudly.

"Guanyin manifests, please wait for me. ”

For a while, except for Tang Seng in the main hall, all of them knelt on the ground, and the man on the throne was no exception.

Guanyin glanced at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng smiled and waved his hand at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Yo, Sister Guanyin is here, tell me about you, why don't you tell me when you come over, I'm going to change my clothes and get ready to prepare. ”

Guanyin frowned slightly when she heard Tang Seng's words, and said in her heart.

"Is this really the reincarnation of the golden cicada, how is it a little bit of a two, is it because the Meng Po soup I drank when I was reincarnated has expired, no, I have to talk to Meng Po when the time comes, and now the top priority is to do the right thing." ”

Thinking of this, Guanyin slowly spoke, and said in a gentle tone.

"The water and land pujas you hold are useless, the Hinayana Dharma cannot achieve the effect of transcending the dead and purifying sentient beings, and you must preach Mahayana Buddhism in order to transcend the undead and purify sentient beings. ”

Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, Tang Taizong was stunned.

"If the Hinayana Dharma is useless, as Guanyin said, then where is the Mahayana Dharma to be found? ”

"This is simple, you just need to find a person to learn the scriptures and go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”

Hearing Guanyin's words, Tang Taizong immediately shouted in the main hall.

"I don't know who wants to go to the West Heaven instead of my Tang Dynasty to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures?"

After hearing Tang Taizong's words, everyone lowered their heads and said nothing, for fear of calling themselves.

Looking at the silent crowd, Tang Seng shook his head, raised his hand, and shouted loudly.

"That'...... What kind of brother, why don't I try it? ”

Suddenly, people's eyes were once again focused on Tang Seng.

To be honest, Tang Seng really doesn't want to go, but there is no way to have a task in his body, and he can't go.

Hearing Tang Seng volunteer, Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded with satisfaction and smiled.

"Well, very good, I really didn't misread you, when you get the true scriptures, it will be the day you become a Buddha. ”

"Hey. What Sister Guanyin, let me interrupt, you see that I went to get the scriptures, so I went empty-handed, you can't give me some treasure or something, do you mean it, are you right? ”

Looking at Tang Seng with a cheap face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and with a wave of his hand, two items appeared in front of Tang Seng out of thin air.

"One of these two treasures is a brocade robe, and the other is a nine-ring tin staff. ”

Hearing Guanyin's words, Tang Seng pursed the corners of his mouth and muttered in a low voice.

"Blind chicken, keep safe, I'll keep you a big stick. In the TV series, Tang Seng was not caught wearing a brocade robe and holding a nine-ring tin cane, if Sun Wukong hadn't come quickly, Tang Seng wouldn't have known how many times people had eaten a ball. ”

Guanyin was stunned when she heard Tang Seng's underestimation, "Jin Cicada, what are you talking about, how many times have you been eaten?"

"Ah, Sister Guanyin, you heard it wrong, I'll go now. Bye bye to you. ”

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After that, Tang Seng took two magic weapons and ran away, leaving only Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tang Taizong with a confused face.

Soon, Guanyin Bodhisattva came back to his senses, coughed lightly, and said in a gentle tone.

"Now that I've found someone to learn from the scriptures, it's time for me to go. ”

After that, he drove away directly in the clouds and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Tang Taizong and the others bowed to the departing Guanyin again, and then they also went to chase Tang Seng who had just run out.

"Master Xuanzang, wait for me, I have decided to marry you as a brother with a different surname. ”

"Roll the calf, my brother is going to go to Brother Rulai to learn scriptures, and worship a hairy handle with you. ”

"No, I must be a brother to you, and by the way, I will give you some coils to use on the road. ”

Hearing Tang Taizong say that he wanted to entangle himself, Tang Seng suddenly came to a 360-degree spiral brake.

Turning to look at Tang Taizong, his eyes flashed, "Big brother, don't be so polite, it doesn't matter if you are entangled or not, I mainly want to recognize you as a big brother." As for what is entangled, just give it a meaning of 18 million. ”

Looking at Tang Seng's instantly changed attitude, Tang Taizong's face was black, but there was no way and he couldn't say anything, who made the family a scripture learner.

"Come on, take two glasses of wine and some plates, and by the way, lead a white horse, I want to see off my royal brother, and wish my royal brother all the best. ”

Hearing Tang Taizong's words, a group of eunuchs took small steps and brought white horses, wine and coils.

Tang Taizong handed the white horse and the coil to Tang Seng, and then took a glass of wine from the tray and handed it to Tang Seng.

"Brother Yu, have a good trip. ”

After that, he drank all the wine in the cup, and Tang Seng just wanted to dry the wine in the cup, but was stopped by Tang Taizong.

"Hey, Brother Yu, slow down. ”

After that, he snatched the wine from Tang Seng's hand, then squatted down and threw a pinch of soil from the ground into the wine, and after doing all this, he stuffed the wine glass back into Tang Seng's hand.

Looking at a large handful of dirt in the wine glass, Tang Seng's face was full of black lines, and before Tang Seng could say anything, Tang Taizong took the lead in speaking.

"Brother Yu, I'd rather love a twist of soil in my hometown, and don't love ten thousand taels of gold in my hometown. ”

Looking at the soil in the wine glass, Tang Seng had an idea.

"Big brother, don't worry, you don't know who I am. ”

After saying that, Tang Seng directly raised the wine glass in his hand and shouted loudly.

"Respect the heavens first. ”

"Wow" Tang Seng directly spilled more than half of the wine in the wine glass on the ground.

"Again, respectfully. ”

"Wow" is half of the wine gone.

Seeing that there was still a bottom left in the wine glass, Tang Seng's eyes rolled.

"Respect you again, big brother. ”

"Ah, there's no wine. Then I won't drink if the big brother has no wine, as the saying goes, you don't ride a horse when you drink, and you don't drink when you ride a horse, this is the minimum. Then I have something to do, so I'll withdraw first, and I'll call after I have something to do, and I'll say goodbye to you. ”

After that, Tang Seng rode on the horse, and it was a wild flirtation.

"Haha, the little sister of the king of the daughter country, the old man is here, hahaha.................."

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