Chapter 248: Illiteracy
Chu Yu has too many problems that he needs his future self, that is, Chu Fugui.
Because everyone needs guidance, judging from the current situation, it sounds good, it is called preparing to die Chu Shuye!
If it doesn't sound good, it means that Chu Shu has no time to take care of everyone at night.
Chu Yu communicates with the future Chu Fugui in the form of tattoos, although this way is not very convenient, but at least it will not be as black as now.
After confirming that he could communicate with Chu Fugui, Chu Yu was most concerned about only two questions, and Chu Fugui also gave answers, although these two answers made Chu Yu very dissatisfied.
Chu Yu's first question is... The numbers drawn in the lottery in the coming month.
Chu Fugui's answer was concise and to the point, just four words, you!
It is estimated that even an unreliable person like Chu Fugui thinks that Chu Yu is too unorthodox.
Chu Yu also felt that Chu Fugui was quite unreliable, it was quite troublesome to send messages back and forth like this, he wanted to get a tattoo here, and Chu Fugui over there had to use a special way to transmit news to the present world, under all kinds of difficulties, Chu Fugui, the old bastard, still had the leisure to scold him.
This old bastard is so unserious.
And Chu Yu also has a very weird feeling, that is, himself... I was actually scolded by myself!
What kind of person is Chu Yu, the master who only takes advantage of the advantages and does not suffer losses from childhood to adulthood, even if he is scolded by himself, he has to be scolded back.
In this way, the wine cellar flashed more than a dozen times, more than ten back and forth, Chu Yu and Chu Fugui sprayed more than ten times in this special way.
If Bai Yue hadn't twisted Chu Yu's ears and scolded him, Chu Yu and Chu Fugui would have been ready to play "net black".
The first question was not answered, as the two of them scolded.
Under Bai Yue's suppression, Chu Yu began to ask about the matter, that is, the second question he cared about, that is, what happened in the future?
It's a pity that Chu Fugui still didn't give him an accurate answer.
The future world in which Chu Fugui is located now is ten times more serious than the earliest future end times, as for what kind of scene it is, Chu Fugui did not accurately describe it.
It's just that in the end of the future, there is no trace of NH Company, and Central City has become Tinder City, and it is ruled by artificial intelligence, and it is impossible to determine whether it is the artificial intelligence he created in this world.
In addition to the two rows of big characters on the top of Chu Yu's head, his chest is also full of tattoos, mainly scolding Chu Fugui.
Chu Yu, who was physically and mentally exhausted, was ready to sleep, just in time for Chu Fugui, who was in the end of the future to collect materials for time and space delivery at multiple collection points.
Chu Yu lay on the bed and fell asleep quickly, probably because he drank too much coffee at night, got up to go to the toilet, but after going to the toilet, he subconsciously looked in the mirror and completely blew up!
Because the two rows of big letters on the door of his head have not completely disappeared.
There is no meaning of complete disappearance, the key lies in the word "thoroughly".
During the day, as Zarbelle had said, the special potion began to fade, and for a few hours, there was basically no trace of it.
But at night, Chu Yu suddenly discovered a particularly serious problem.
The two rows of big characters just disappeared during the day, because... It is glow-in-the-dark.
This means that when there is no light, two rows of big characters will flash on the door of Chu Yu's head-----I am Dasha X!"
"Shanbeier!" Chu Yu, who was wearing pajamas and pajamas, kicked Shanbeier's bedroom open, pointed to his head and roared: "What's the matter, why haven't these two rows of words disappeared yet!"
"Sorry, there was a little problem with the potion configuration. Sabelle sneered, covering her mouth and smiling.
"Something is wrong?" Chu Yu looked at Shan Bei'er, he had the intention of killing, and at a glance, he knew that the other party was fooling him.
He could see that Zarbelle was definitely doing it on purpose.
"Chu Yu, all this is the idea of the ancestor. ”
"Dracula!" Chu Yu's twin was about to erupt into flames, and he couldn't wait to find Dracula right now.
"It's not what you think, and it's not a botched prank. "If the tattoo on your forehead does disappear in a few hours, you won't have any reaction in the future, and don't forget, the future is at least two years away from now."
Ten years, if it disappears soon, Chu Fugui will not show tattoos on his body, are you right. ”
Chu Yu was stunned, and thought about it for a long time before he reacted.
Yes, if it really disappears in a few hours, how can the future self have two rows of large letters on his forehead?
However, this is not what Chu Yu cares about now, because he understands it.
This particular potion doesn't disappear in a few hours, but for a long, long time, at least, for decades to come.
Chu Yu was discouraged.
Tattooed, two rows of big characters, I'm a stupid x, or glow-in-the-dark, how stupid x can do it.
He realizes that he is really a stupid x, and actually believes the nonsense of Dracula and Shanbelle.
Shanbeier said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's not permanently on the skin, I'm preparing a potion, and there is still a lack of a plant, Elder De Niro has sent someone to find it, history is not predestined, but it has its particularity, if I tell you in advance that the tattoo will be washed off, then the future is doomed, and it is destined that Chu Fugui's body will not have tattoos." ”
Chu Yu's face was full of helplessness, and after he walked out of the house with Yan Snake, the two of them sat on the steps, each with a cigarette.
Looking at the heartless flame snake, Chu Yu was slightly surprised.
Since it was determined that Chu Fugui was himself, it seemed that the people around him were still like birds, but they were themselves, and they always felt very awkward.
The future self picked up a baby in the last days, and then raised it, and fed it with a handful of and urine, and then this baby became a blind rogue in the last days and the number one killer and wanted criminal, the most strange thing is that this kid traveled to the present world again, and called himself a brother and brother in the present world!
And the old guy De Niro.
In this world, according to the generation, I should call the old guy uncle.
But in fact, he, that is, Chu Fugui, is actually an equal friend with the other party, and the two are still good friends.
The most strange thing is that he soaked Bai Yue, and his old self soaked Bai Yue's master again!
As soon as he thought of these messy and unclear relationships, Chu Yu began to feel pain.
Glancing at the flame snake that was pinching the cigarette butt, Chu Yu smiled dumbly, and couldn't help but say, "Ask you something." ”
Say. ”
"You're going to call me dad in the future... Still call it buddy!"
Yan Snake rolled his eyes: "In the last days, I also call Chu Fugui an old fellow." ”
Chu Yu said half-jokingly: "That's called Master." ”
"Then let's call Daddy. Yan Snake Hehe Yile: "Dad, Li Yuwei and I are going to get married, can you buy me a house." ”
"Let's call it buddy. ”
Chu Yu directly pulled his face down.
Lao Tzu's bride price money is not enough, buy you a house, dream of it.
The Flame Snake laughed.
After laughing for a while, the flame snake said, "I know what you're thinking, but you don't need to dwell on these things. ”
Chu Yu turned his head: "I just think it's weird." ”
"It's not strange, even if you and Chu Fugui are actually the same person, but they are not an individual, for me, Chu Fugui is Chu Fugui, you are you, in the last days of the future, I protect Chu Fugui, in this world, I protect you, as long as I live, no one will want to bully you, for me it is actually that simple. ”
Chu Yu was stunned when he heard this.
Yan Snake continued: "I think it's the same for other people, I don't know what the relationship between Dracula and Chu Fugui is, and what is the relationship between the two people, I only know that this guy asked De Niro for fifteen yuan to rush to the members who love acrobatics, and then watched "Homecoming**" and cried, and didn't seem to care about your identity at all. ”
Chu Yu smiled dumbly.
It seems that Dracula is still so heartless.
"And that old guy De Niro. Yan Snake looked at the upper floor of the ancient castle with a deep gaze: "Before you appeared, this old man had always trusted and supported Chu Fugui unconditionally, and when you appeared, he also trusted and supported you unconditionally, but for him, Chu Fugui is Chu Fugui, you are you, he will never question any decision of Chu Fugui, nor will he question you, but for you, De Niro is more tolerant and worried." ”
"Maybe there are many people, a lot of people I don't know yet, these are the people
People, let you become Chu Fugui and grow into a person who wants to save the world in the last days. When Yan Snake said this, his expression became a little inexplicable: "Chu Fugui found you, maybe it is because he knows that one day he will fail, and you are his last hope, and you are our last hope, you don't need to be Chu Fugui, and you don't need to surpass Chu Fugui, you just need to be Chu Yu, take us, kill Chu Shuye, kill NH Company, kill Wu Xin!"
Chu Yu nodded heavily, and then patted Yan Snake's shoulder vigorously: "It's hard for you!"
The flame snake smiled slightly.
Chu Yu added: "It's hard for an uneducated blind rogue like you to say so many great truths in one breath!"
Flame Snake: "... ”
In fact, what Yan Snake said was right, Chu Yu's worries seemed to be really unnecessary.
There were so many people in the castle, and he was the only one who was thinking nonsense.
Yan Snake didn't care, he just thought it was funny, and he called himself the second uncle, and this matter contracted his laughter for a year.
Bai Yue didn't care, because he didn't know Chu Fugui at all, she was just angry.
When Chu Yu was young, he soaked himself, and when Chu Yu got older, he soaked his own master again!
Dracula didn't care, because he finally had a member, and his mind was full of Pinru.
Even De Niro didn't care, because he was fooling Caroline at this time.
De Niro is not only a nobleman, but also a cult elder, and an old friend of Chu Fugui.
Therefore, De Niro's ability to flicker is not inferior to Chu Yu.
Unfortunately, he ran into an opponent today, and his opponent was Caroline.
The identity of the saint soothsayer is very sensitive, and he can't do anything, but he is definitely a good hand at holding back.
According to the original plan, everyone was going to fool the top management of the Saints Secret Society, and then join forces to smash the NH company together.
However, the saint soothsayers appeared, not to say that if they followed Chu Yugan, they would have to destroy the group.
This situation is very serious, because the saint soothsayer has the ability to "prophesy", if he shouts a few words around, who can still be cannon fodder for Chu Yu.
In this case, De Niro has to do Caroline's job well and make her think that everyone has a future to follow Chu Yugan, not a dead end.
Originally, this matter was nine out of ten, and Caroline herself had roughly figured out that Chu Yu was Chu Yu, Chu Fugui was Chu Fugui, and the two were not in the same space, etc., plus De Niro's flickering ability was already at the master level.
The question is... Caroline hasn't read!
Don't look at the old god De Niro holding a cup of black tea, in fact, his mouth is brewing.
It's so embarrassing to explain space, time, time and other things with a blind woman who has never read a book.
This is no longer as simple as playing the harp to the cow, because Caroline is the leader of the saint's soothsayers, and her ability is to receive "prophecies", and she is also a theist.
Talking to a theist about "science" that science has hitherto been unable to explain, De Niro is going crazy.
Caroline propped her chin and asked with a smart and studious look: "Elder De Niro, since Chu Fugui can cross over, why doesn't he directly travel back to the earlier time and directly kill Chu Shuye in infancy!"
"There are very strict conditions for crossing, including location, time, etc. ”
"Why?"
"Because ... Because there may be a time dilation problem involved. ”
It's also thanks to De Niro that he has lived for more than 200 years, and he likes to read, otherwise he wouldn't know how to answer.
Caroline asked, "What is time dilation?"
"The clock of a moving object slows down, and when an object moves at a speed close to the speed of light, its time passes slower than when it is at rest, a phenomenon known as time dilation, and conversely, time warp. ”
"What does that mean time warp?"
"When the speed of an object exceeds the speed of light, or even several times the speed of light, the expansion of space-time reaches its limit and distorts, resulting in the phenomenon of space folding and time distortion. ”
"What does it mean to fold the space? ”
De Niro took a deep breath.
He kind of wanted to kill all the saint soothsayers directly.
This Nima ... It's just illiterate.