Chapter 247: Response
Chu Yu's head shook like a rattle, and he felt that this idea was simply stupid.
When it comes to tattoos, he himself is very repulsed.
If you have a dragon tattoo or a tiger or something, you can say the past, even if it's Peppa Pig, in order to save fuel for the dragon vein.
The problem is that he has a lot of questions, and those who don't know think he's mentally ill.
Yan Snake smiled angrily: "What are you afraid of, it's a big deal to wash it again." ”
"Actually, you don't have to worry. "Before we fight, our wizard clan will actually carve some special six-pointed stars on the skin of our bodies. ”
Chu Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I don't believe it, unless you strip naked and show me." ”
Dracula said with a snar, "I... I don't believe it either. ”
Bai Yue slapped Chu Yu's head: "I beat you into a six-pointed star, do you believe it or not?"
Chu Yu shrank his head and didn't dare to speak.
Thaksin!
Don't talk about six-pointed stars, the sky is full of stars.
"What I want to say is that after being carved on the skin with a special potion, it will only show up for a short time and disappear after a few hours, so you don't have to worry about leaving a permanent tattoo." ”
Chu Yu asked suspiciously, "Really?"
Yan Snake interjected: "Even if this method is feasible, the question is whether Chu Fugui will admit it? If he pretends not to see it or nothing happened, won't we still toss in vain." ”
When he said this, everyone fell silent.
This is indeed the case, Chu Fugui is such a person, if he wants to say something, he will naturally say it, and he doesn't need to be asked.
But if you don't want to say it, no matter how you ask, it's useless.
History has proved countless times that the old guy has a very right idea, and his mouth is also very strict, he has his own plan, and he will never share it until the critical moment, of course, it is precisely because of this that many problems and difficulties have been solved.
"I said I have a way!" Dracula suddenly smiled mysteriously: "After tattooing some specific content on your body, if Chu Fugui's body also shows this content, then he will definitely have a reply, once he replies, then it proves our guess!"
Chu Yu asked, "What is the content of the tattoo?"
"Let's not talk about the content, first of all, you have to engrave this content on the door of your head, so that it is more conspicuous. ”
Chu Yu's heart inexplicably rose with a strong panic, and he always felt that Dracula didn't hold back any good ideas.
Dracula hooked his finger at Chu Yu, and after whispering a few words, the latter cursed.
Everyone didn't know what Dracula said to Chu Yu, but they knew that Chu Yu drooped his head after scolding for a long time, and it seemed that he had accepted his fate.
Everyone is even more curious, Drakura's idea is definitely not a good idea, otherwise Chu Yu would not be able to scold him, but now it seems that this idea is 100% effective, otherwise Chu Yu would not be able to let it go.
Chu Yu gasped and walked in front of Shan Bei'er: "You don't need to wash it after the tattoo, it will disappear automatically in a few hours, right?" ”
"Yes, you can rest assured that this particular potion does not have any side effects. ”
"Are you sure? don't fool me, after all, you have to get a tattoo... Forget it, you're sure. ”
"Don't worry, I won't lie to you. After finishing speaking, Shan Belle rolled up her sleeves to reveal her arms as smooth as white jade: "You see, I would have tattooed the six-pointed star on my arm many times in battles before, but now I don't have nothing, believe me." ”
"That... Okay, then you can help me tattoo five words
。 After Chu Yu finished speaking, he gritted his teeth and glared at Dracula, who was holding back a smile.
"Where's the tattoo?"
"On the head!"
"What's the tattoo?"
"I, I... Chu Yu let me go for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and shouted: "On my head, the tattoo... Tattoo I'm a big fool x five words!"
Sabriel blinked, clearly not understanding what was going on.
"Chu Yu, you just said you wanted to tattoo... What are the tattoos?"
Chu Yu had a dark face, glared at Dracula angrily, and then pointed to his head and said helplessly: "I'm Dasha X!"
The others were also stunned when they heard this, and then burst into laughter.
The Flame Snake smiled and leaned back and gave Dracula a thumbs up.
No, not to mention that this guy Dracula is too insidious, if Chu Fugui is Chu Yu, then the future Chu Fugui suddenly appeared in his mind I am a big fool x five words, he will definitely "reply to the message", which also confirms the fact that Chu Fugui is Chu Yu.
Sharbell struggled to hold back a smile as she began to mix potions.
Chu Yu, who looked like he was about to go to the execution ground, lay on the table and greeted Dracula's entire family.
He knew that Dracula's intentions were very sinister, but he had to say that this method should be very effective, but he didn't know if there would be a mirror in the end times in the future.
Shanbeier held back a smile, dipped a sharpened branch in a potion that shimmered with a blurred luster, and began to tattoo large characters on Chu Yu's head.
Several other people gathered around, laughing and laughing.
Chu Yu endured it like that, and finally finished tattooing the five big characters after half a day.
After sitting up with a black face, Chu Yu didn't wait to speak, there were bursts of laughter, and even Bai Yue covered her mouth and bent over with a smile.
Yan Snake pointed to the "tattoo" on Chu Yu's head and scratched his head: "What do you just mean?"
Shanbeier: "I'm a fool, didn't Chu Yu let me tattoo it like this?"
"i'm a fool?" Chu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then jumped off the table: "Damn, I'll let you tattoo Huaxia, you TMD tattoo English dry hair!"
"Then I'll just re-tattoo it, what's the hell about it. ”
Chu Yu sighed and lay down on the table again.
After tossing and turning for a long time, Shanbelle said OK.
Chu Yu jumped down from the table and took out the mirror, but when he saw it, his nose was almost crooked.
And he also reacted, it was obvious that he had misunderstood just now.
Sambelle said to re-tattoo it.,He thought it was to remove the i'm a fool.,And then tattooed me as a stupid x.,And it turned out to.。。。 Now I have a total of two lines of words in my head, the top is I'm a fool, and the bottom is I am Dasha X, a bilingual version in Chinese and English!
Yan Snake pointed at Chu Yu's brain, and laughed breathlessly: "I'm a big fool x hahahaha!"
Chu Yu glared angrily: "You are indeed a big fool!"
Even Bai Yue couldn't hold back a smile.
Just as the flame snake wanted to laugh a few more words, the masonry beneath his feet began to tremble violently.
Shan Bel's face changed: "There was a response so soon?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone hurried out of the cellar.
No one is stupid, space-time transmission will more or less affect the surrounding space, don't cause biological mutations as if it was under the Louvre before.
After everyone ran out of the wine cellar, they waited for ten minutes, looking at the wine cellar with bated breath, and no one dared to act rashly.
After a while, when there was no blinding light in the cellar, Sambelle
Not so sure, he said, "There shouldn't be any big problems, right?"
Chu Yu rolled his eyes: "Are you an affirmative sentence or a question sentence?"
The Flame Serpent winked at Dracula.
Dracula rolled her eyelids, "Gaha?"
Chu Yu sneered and looked at Dracula: "Are you going to TMD?"
"Go. Dracula glanced at the two rows of words on the door of Chu Yu's head, and ran into the cellar with a smile.
After a while, the impatient Flame Snake opened the wooden door of the wine cellar, stuck his head in and shouted, "Nothing unusual." ”
"No, the space-time delivery was over when I came in. Dracula shook the small bottle in his hand as he walked out.
Yan Snake snatched the bottle over, couldn't wait to pour out the paper roll inside, and was about to unfold it, but hesitated for a moment, and finally handed it to Chu Yu.
"Come and see, about who you are ... Hahaha. Yan Snake, who originally had a true scripture, instantly laughed when he saw the five big characters on the door of Chu Yu's head.
He smiled, and everyone followed his gaze to Chu Yu's head, and then... The crowd couldn't stand up with laughter again.
Chu Yu reluctantly spread out the paper roll, and when he saw the few big characters on it clearly, he cursed.
There are six big characters on the paper, and it is written: Chu Yu I x you x!
It is obviously Chu Fugui's handwriting.
These six simple words are actually an answer.
In just six words, it contains endless anger.
No matter who it is, two rows of big words suddenly appear on the door of my head, and if I am a big fool x, I will also go crazy with anger when I think about it.
Thousands of angers turned into six words, Chu Yu I x you x.
This means that Chu Fugui can't come back, if he can come back, he will definitely have to fight with Chu Yu.
Everyone stretched out their heads and leaned over to take a look, but instead of smiling, they looked at Chu Yu with strange expressions.
Chu Yu smiled bitterly.
"I didn't run away, Chu Fugui, this bastard, it's just... The future me. ”
That being said, Chu Yu's feeling was very wonderful.
is obviously his future self, but Chu Fugui gives him the feeling that he is really an unreliable elder, in his growth stage, he always has the figure of this bad old man, and the shaping of his three views is also inseparable from Chu Fugui.
Seeing that Chu Yu was silent, Yan Snake gave a thumbs up.
"Be the second master for yourself... Well, I can't say anything. ”
"Get out!" Chu Yu scolded: "There's no special Chu Fu... No, if it weren't for me, you would have died in the wilderness of the last days. ”
After scolding, Chu Yu suddenly discovered something.
That is, he seems to be able to justifiably brag a lot of.
Bai Yue and the others couldn't cry or laugh, they always felt that Chu Yu was quite slippery, but later they met Chu Fugui, and thought that Chu Yu was led astray by his second uncle.
Only today did I know that Chu Yu's unreliability was completely innate.
Chu Yu's gaze became a little deep.
In the past, Chu Fugui's motives would be more or less considered.
But now that it is confirmed that Chu Fugui is himself, he has a feeling of sudden enlightenment.
A person, no matter how mad he is, can harm anyone, but not himself.
At this moment, a lot of things have changed.
It wasn't Chu Fugui who led him to save the world, but... Originally, he was going to save this fucking world.