87 Spoof the Headmaster

Nana turned the conversation to Ge Shanshan and asked her to pick up.

"Teacher, it's nothing, I want to ask ......"

Ge Shanshan can't study, she talks a lot of things, she says the word "ask" as the word "kiss".

"Teacher, she wants to kiss ......" Nana pointed at Shanshan and laughed at the others.

"Don't interrupt, don't talk nonsense, go aside, your mind is not healthy!"

Hearing people's laughter, he was serious, but he also felt embarrassed, and the back of his neck was red when he was spoofed by these girls. He felt that he had to be calm and couldn't be teased by these naughty girls.

"I want to ask, and let me be the class representative!"

"Let you be, if you don't go, I can't carry the sedan chair to carry you!"

"That's great, I'm still the class leader's representative, I'm still the teacher's celebrity. Teacher, I'll give you a dunn house!"

"I'll go too!" Nana shouted.

The two girls held hands and ran quickly, and the teacher Wenren looked at their running backs and smiled, but he didn't speak, he thought: If you go, it's in vain, because the office is not open.

"He said he was going to carry you in a big sedan chair!" Nana said with an embarrassed smile.

"Go, go, go, tease the old class, let's put some chalk dust in his water glass, he will never find it!"

"It's a bit of a bad idea. ”

"Whatever, who let him train us every day!"

"Will you get sick if you drink it?" Nana was a little unsure.

"No, put a little. Ge Shanshan said with a smile.

"Damn, I didn't open the door!" they pushed for a long time but couldn't move.

"I relied on the teachers to lock the door and didn't trust us, so there was another way. ”

"As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle. "Ge Shanshan's language score is average, but this allusion is very useful.

Once in a Chinese class, he took a book, looked at the blackboard, walked around the class, and talked about Lu You's "Hairpin Phoenix".

Red crisp hands, yellow silk wine, the city is full of spring palace wall willows. The east wind is evil, and the joy is thin. A melancholy, a few years away. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Spring is as old as ever, people are empty and thin, and tears are red and silky. Peach blossoms fall, idle pond pavilion. Although the mountain league is here, it is difficult to trust the brocade book. Mo, Mo, Mo.

""Hairpin Phoenix" is a love poem given by Lu You to his ex-wife Tang Wan......"

"Teacher, why did he and his ex-wife divorce?" Nana asked, standing up.

After the two got married, they fell in love and often wrote poems to each other. But Lu You's mother thinks that this is a waste of her studies. So the stick beat the mandarin ducks and forcibly broke them up. ”

"Her mother was terrible, too. Nana sighed.

"Teacher, why do you adults like to break up others?" asked Ge Shanshan a sharp question, almost stumbling the laughter.

"I think it's normal for men and women to be attracted to each other, but if you take it too early, you won't only waste your studies......"

"Woo...... Calling ......" heard that his studies were abandoned, and the whole class followed suit.

"Isn't it, how many of you can make it when you're in love now?"

"We're playing with loneliness. A group of boys shouted.

"All love that is not aimed at marriage is a hooligan. Especially we boys, we should be responsible and responsible. Xijing No. 2 Middle School, the boy and the girl fell in love, and the girl's parents beat the boy to death, and I didn't ...... the news."

"Ah...... After reading it...... "Some classmates also shouted that they didn't watch it."

"The girl gave birth in the dormitory, and the boy didn't admit it and didn't lose money, so he was beaten to death by the girl's parents. ”

"Too ...... Too...... It's terrible......"

Liu Fu whispered, "Teacher, what about the child?"

"The girl leads, if something so big happens, she will definitely not be able to go to school. The matter of Ge Ye in our school, did Su Hong go to school......"

They remembered it vividly, and the class fell silent.

Ge Shanshan felt that the child was pitiful, more powerful than herself, she had no father since she was a child, and she was an illegitimate child, so how could she live when she grew up.

She regrets that she is in love early now, and she is right when she hears a smile, it is nonsense and irresponsible. Ge Ye went to prison, Su Hong's life is not much better, and when she grows up, she has to find a foreign person to get married, otherwise she will have to end up like her mother.

Nana was different from what she thought, he felt that his mother was like Lu You's mother, Jiao Zhongqing's mother, and the queen mother, disrespecting others and restricting others' freedom. Alas, when will this chasm be filled!

"Then the lecture. After Lu You failed the exam, he went to Shen Yuan to kill his sorrows, met Tang Wan by chance, and couldn't help but write this poem "Hairpin Phoenix", but he didn't expect this poem to kill two people......"

"Writing poetry can kill people!"

"Of course, literature is a superior weapon of murder. The way of using soldiers, attacking the heart is the top, and attacking the city is the bottom. Psychological warfare is the top, and military warfare is the bottom. It takes ingenuity and mental work to attack the heart. Throughout the ages, fighting a war has been inseparable from strategy and propaganda. So, it's important to learn......"

Teacher Wenren talked about learning again, and he did not miss any opportunity to educate students.

"Teacher, talk about Lu You......"

Seeing this poem, Tang Wan couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion and heartbroken, and also wrote a poem "Hairpin Phoenix".

The world is thin, people are evil, and the rain sends dusk flowers to fall. The wind is dry, the tears are remnant, the desire to write about the heart, and the monologue is oblique. Hard, hard, hard!

People are different, today is not yesterday, and the sick soul is often like a swing. The sound of the horn is cold, the night is dark, I am afraid of people asking questions, and I pretend to be happy with tears. Hide, hide, hide!

After writing it, Tang Wan died with hatred. Tang Wan's current husband Zhao Shicheng also never married, and died a few years later. ”

A few girls secretly wept, and they all felt sad for Tang Wan. Ge Shanshan suddenly remembered his father, and couldn't help but shed tears!

Father's greatness lies in infatuation, and now he is stupid and stupid, just like Tang Wan, all of them are made of this "idiot" word!

She sometimes thinks that her mother's pursuit of love is also great, but she wonders why no man is sincere to her. Except for her father, who was hurt by her!

"Teacher, why didn't Lu You die?" Jia Chongwen asked.

Not only did he not die, but he lived for more than eighty years, becoming the poet who wrote the most poems in the Southern Song Dynasty. ”

"A negative man, he has no conscience, no matter how good the poems he writes, we don't like them. ”

The students' emotion dragged Ge Shanshan back from the association. Just as she was walking up to her with a smile, she suddenly stretched her legs.

Hearing people's laughter, he was defenseless, he was tripped by Ge Shanshan, and planted forward, he subconsciously went to help Nana in the front row, and almost hugged Nana, and the book was thrown out.

"Alas...... Alas......" is another wave of coaxing.

The classmates in the distance didn't know what was going on, so they stood up and stretched out their heads to look, only Jia Chongwen in the distance lowered his head and didn't dare to look at it.

It was very embarrassing to hear the laughter, he stood up and slapped Ge Shanshan a few times, stepping on her feet, and grinning in pain.

"Ah...... Yes...... Teacher, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore......"

Nana tugged her hair that was messed up by the laughter, and looked at Ge Shanshan's big mouth, and couldn't help laughing.

"Well deserved...... You deserve ......"

Since then, there has been another bad atmosphere in the class, which makes boys and girls afraid to discuss problems together.

Once, Ming Yuchan asked Wen Tianhao a question, and Shuang Xiaodong tweeted Wen Tianhao from behind, he didn't take precautions, and the whole person pounced on Ming Yuchan, and the mouth and mouth were almost sticking together.

"Alas...... Alas......" is another wave of coaxing.

"Your mother, Shuangxiaodong!" Ming Yuchan, who has always been calm, also scolded.

Guo Yuxia and Mei Jie wiped the blackboard, and Mi Aiju went to push Mei Jie, but was pushed by Chi Cheng to Guo Yuxia.

"Ah......h

Mi Aiju and Chi Cheng fell in the class, the class bell rang, and neither of them could hold back, so they were calmly reprimanded.

Once, Liu Wu and a few girls asked questions, Ge Shanshan ran over and pushed Liu Wu forward from the back, Liu Wu's whole body was attached to Wen Ren's body, and the hair was stuck to Wen Ren's mouth.

Liu Wu stroked her hair, patted her body, looked at Ge Shanshan worriedly, and then looked at Wenren.

"Ge Shanshan, run five laps and set up a class!" heard the laughter of the people and was really angry.

"Look at what has become of the class, if anyone pushes and shoves again, it destroys the unity of the students......" Wen Ren smiled and stretched out his palm, gesturing in the air, "Be careful of being beaten." ”

"Do you hear that?" shouted the man with a laugh.

"I heard you!"

"Report!"

Ge Shanshan ran over panting, looking at Wen Ren with a smile and not speaking, a new plan began to brew.

Note: Jiao Zhongqing's mother is from "Peacock Flying Southeast"