88 Spoof Old Class (1)
In another Chinese class, because something came late, I went to push the door when I heard the laughter, and I saw Liu Wu looking at her for a while, Nunu looking at the top for a while, and gently swinging his right hand in front of his chest, suggesting that he should not come.
The students in the first row also looked wrong, some lowered their heads, some stretched their necks, and some even stuck their tongues out.
I don't understand what it means when I hear people's laughter, but I also feel that things are not good. He thought that there was a principal in the class, because he was a little late for something, and he was a little uneasy.
He slowly pushed open the door, and Liu Wu almost stood up: "Teacher...... Other...... Come here......"
"You kid, if you're late, you're late, and you asked me not to come, most of them were reprimanded by the principal. ”
Wenren laughed and thought, and continued to push the door, and the plastic basin fell from the door frame, almost hitting his head.
I heard a bang, and the basin was shattered. The water poured down like a waterfall and splashed him. He stood there stupidly as if a catastrophe was coming, and he didn't know what to do.
The shoes are full of water, the trousers are full of water, and even the thighs are also water, and those who don't know think that they are peeing their pants, and the water gradually seeps into the cotton pants, and they feel cold and cold when they hear people's laughter.
It's not only the body that's cold, but also the heart that hears people's laughter, doesn't this know how to fix yourself? Who is this, who has the courage to dare to compete with the old class.
He felt very afraid, if it wasn't for the catkins reminder in the winter, half a basin of water poured into his neck, it might be what it would be like, and he would definitely become a frozen person.
The water poured down and flowed in all directions, like the flooding of the Tuojiang River, and the students in the first row also suffered, one by one stuck in the water like reeds, and they did not dare to move.
Leng Bingmeng stood up to take the cloth, but did not stand firmly, slipped and fell suddenly, lying in the water, and his clothes were all soaked.
"Teacher, help me!" looked at him coldly, as if shouting for help.
"Wen Tianhao, take him to change his clothes!"
Hearing people's laughter, he looked at the water flowing all over the ground, roaring like thunder.
"Who did this, why is it so immoral, I provoked you and took revenge on me like this. ”
The whole class held back their laughter, and no one spoke. They all bowed their heads there, and everyone's minds couldn't figure it out.
"I make you so annoying, I can't go to class today, "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring" was copied ten times, and the students on duty today put the house on the ground.
Calmly hearing the shouting, he hurriedly ran over, and was surprised when he saw the water all over the ground.
"Why is there so much water, the heating pipe is leaking. ”
"I don't know which king and eight lambs, put the basin on the door frame......"
"Go back and change your clothes, I'll look at them, Guo Yuxia and Mei Jie ...... in the house."
"The prank has to be moderate, don't do it like this, if it's you who pushes the door, you feel good! The male teacher is a little better, if it's a female teacher, ......"
She was too scared to speak, she was afraid of misleading them, and she also filled a basin of water in math class and poured it into her neck, which was really unpleasant.
"I've heard that the boys in my class are pulling the door frame to cause it to go up, and there are boys who are stabbing their butts with brooms, so you must not do this in the future, it's too dangerous. The news didn't say that a boy in Beijing City was holding the door frame to cause it to go up, but the door frame was pulled off and his tail bone was broken. This is quite light, a boy in Zhongxing City made trouble with a dun cloth, and the dun cloth stick was pierced into the buttocks. ”
The students were shocked: "Ah......"
"Really, the intestines are coming out. ”
The girl covered her face and was too scared to listen anymore.
Liu Wu always likes to dig into the bottom of the problem: "Is the boy dead?"
"It's not good to live!"
"If you want to smash this basin of water on the teacher's head, you have to have a cerebral hemorrhage, don't make trouble in the future.
When I heard people's laughter, I went home to change my pants, and when I met so many teachers, I asked with concern.
"It's winter, why do you have a pants of water?"
"It's okay, I accidentally splashed it!"
"Wash your hands and wash your pants?" most teachers didn't believe it.
"Smell people, why are you peeing your pants?" Shan Baichuan saw it and shouted.
"No...... Accidentally spilled ......"
Shan Baichuan looked at him and smiled, he felt uncomfortable, as if he was not wearing clothes, and accelerated his speed to rush back.
It seems that the bike is still good, at least it can block some of it, and now it's all visible, and it's a news figure in Yunqiao this week.
I changed my clothes and didn't want to come, so I sulked on the bed: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and I don't know the hearts of good people." The wolf's heart is dog's lungs, and his conscience is greatly broken. ”
Hearing people's laughter, I still sulked when I entered the office. He thought that some students had come to persuade him, but there was no one, and he became even more angry.
Only Teacher Ye Yu said: "It's terrible, be careful in the future!"
He guessed that if he came, it should be Ming Yuchan, Guo Yuxia, and Liu Wu. Unexpectedly, Ge Shanshan and Nana came in.
"Teacher, don't be angry, being angry is harmful to your body. We'll get you some water. ”
"Good...... Go ahead...... No need...... No need ......"
"If you sow, will my life be alive?"
"It's too underestimating us, we're not that kind of people, let's give the teacher a chance!" said Ge Shanshan.
"No need...... No need ......"
Hearing people's laughter, they didn't allow it, so the two of them made a look and went out.
Wen Ren looked at the water cup on the table with a smile: "In the future, you have to hide the water glass, no one will spoil it in it." ”
He opened the drawer, tried the water cup and couldn't put it down, picked up the contents of the contents, and found a note with three letters written on it. :“GNP !”
What does it mean? GM, GPS, GPRS all have special meanings! GNP students are expressing love?
DOVE, Dove, where D=DO, O=YOU, V=LOVE, E=ME. Dove Chocolate Expression: Love is endurance.
Ma
lbo
O, Marlboro cigarettes, are made by "Me."
always
emembe
love because of
oma
ce o
ly". Meaning: Men only remember love because of romance.
What does GNP mean, is it cursing itself, smelling people laughing and getting into trouble.
When she got home, Xie Suya frowned when she saw the laughter of the people, so she asked, "What's wrong, why are you unhappy today?"
He told what happened today: "I'm really depressed, I don't know who I offended?"
"It must have been done by the Ga boy in your class, Yang Yuelong and them!"
"I haven't trained Yang Yuelong recently, he fights and fights, so he won't be bad behind his back, and it may be Jia Chongwen who wants to be bad, he is the coldest. ”
"Find a few students who are good with you!"
"There must be collusion, and they are afraid of offending people. I don't know who handed over a note, and the code words on it couldn't be understood. ”
He handed the note to his wife, Xie Suya took it and looked at it, and said, "This is the first letter of a person's name, or the first letter of the name of three people, absolutely, guess who it is?"
"Ge Ye is from Xiao Jiang's class, Ge Yongjie is from the fourth class, and Guo Yuxia is impossible. "How Steel is Made", that's a book......"
"Ge Shanshan?"
"Why does it sound so familiar, isn't it the one you were looking for for six days, yes, it must be!"
"I look for her, she should be grateful, why do you want to hate me and me. ”
"People are poor, afraid that others will find out, you take Yang Yuelong again, Yang Yuelong used to be her boyfriend, this hurt her heart, it must be her, don't believe you ask. ”
When Xie Suya said this, he felt that it was right.
"The second, the third, Nana, Pei Ruonan, the three of them are it!" Wen Ren laughed and thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with it.
"Grandma's, I'll go find them!"
"Eat before you go. ”
He was thinking about how to investigate them, and how to educate them once it was implemented.
Whether the result can be found out when you hear the laughter, I hope to continue to the next episode.