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If you can prove to him that the hole is too loose for you, he will give you a full meal!
After they all go to bed, it's a good time to be clumsy and mend things!
Only then, according to her, will she be able to catch her breath! She spends this time making them new clothes, making them double at the knees, because they are all worn out badly at the knees!
Clumsy sits down and guards a basket of socks with a hole in the heel of each pair of socks!
At this time, she couldn't help but raise her arms and sighed and said:
"Oh, I sometimes think that the old girl is enviable!"
She sighed, but her face was glowing with joy!
You remember her little love fox!
Well, it soon finds out that Clumsy has come to the island, and when it finds her, they hug each other!
Since then, it has been following her everywhere!
Time passes, doesn't Stupid miss his dear parents who are far away?
This is a difficult question to answer, because no one can say exactly how much time was spent in the ancient Garden of Eden, which was measured by the moon and the sun.
And there are many more suns and moons on the island than on the mainland!
However, I don't think Clumsy will miss her parents very much, she has absolute confidence that they will open the window at any time and wait for her to fly back, so she feels very relieved!
She was a little upset that Duoduo only vaguely remembered his parents, like they were someone he once knew. Feifei, he is willing to believe that Stupid is really his mother!
She was a little scared of this, so she heroically took responsibility!
She uses the method of exams, as much as possible to imitate the situation of her past exams in school, and wants to evoke memories of the old days in their hearts!
Other kids thought it was so funny that they had to take the test!
They brought their own slabs and sat around the table!
Clumsy wrote down the question on another slate and showed it to them!
They read the problem, think it with their hearts, and write with their hearts!
These questions are common: "What color is my mother's skin?"
Who is taller mom or father?
Is mom's hair light or dark?
If possible, answer all three!"
"Write an essay of no less than 40 words on the topic: How did I spend my last vacation, or compare the personalities of my father and mother!
"1! Describe the smiling face of my mother.
2. Describe the smiling face of my father.
3. Describe the mother's dress.
4. Describe the cattery and Garfield in the house!
That's about the number of questions you come up with every day, and if you can't answer them, you draw a ×!
Even a lot of × is amazing!
Every question has been answered, naturally only Xiao Feifei, no one can be the first to hand in the paper.
However, his answer is very ridiculous, he is actually always the last to turn in, how sad!
Zhou Bo didn't take the exam!
First, he looked down on all his mothers except stupid, and second, he was the only child on the island who couldn't read or write, not even the shortest words!
By the way, all the questions are written in the past tense!
You see, stupid himself has also forgotten a little!
As we will see below, adventures happen every day.
Now, with the help of Dumb, Zhou Bo has invented a new game, and he plays Sophie straight into it!
He's suddenly not interested anymore! You know, that's how he always does games!
This game is to pretend not to take risks and just do what Duoduo and Feifei have always done:
Sit on a small stool, throw balls in the air and play, push each other, go out for a walk, and come back without even killing a grizzly bear!
Looking at Zhou Bo honestly sitting on a small stool, it's really interesting. He couldn't help but put on a serious look!
Sitting still seemed ridiculous to him!
He boasted that he went out for a walk for a while for the sake of his health!
For a few days, this was the most bizarre thing he did.
Duoduo and Feifei had to pretend to be happy, otherwise, he would be unkind to them!
Zhou Bo often goes out alone!
When he returns, you can't figure out what adventures he's done!
He may have forgotten so much that he didn't say anything.
But when you go out, you see the body that has been killed!
Sometimes he talks a lot about his adventures.
But you can't find the body!
Sometimes he came home with a bandage on his head. Stupid went over to soothe him and washed his wounds with stupid water!
At this time, he told her an amazing fairy tale! However, Clumsy never dared to believe Zhou Bo's fairy tales!
There are many adventure fairy tales that she knows to be true, because she herself participates.
More fairy tales, she knew were at least partly true, because the other children were there and said they were all true!
To describe all these adventure fairy tales, it would take a book as thick as a dictionary, and we can only give an example of how an hour on an island is usually spent!
Let's talk about a small encounter with the primitive monkey people in the Little Flying Valley!
It's a bloody battle, and it's particularly interesting that it shows one of Zhoubo's characteristics, which is that in battle, he will suddenly turn to the enemy's side!
In the valley, when the outcome was undecided, sometimes leaning towards one side and sometimes another, Zhou Bo shouted: "I am a primitive monkey man today! What are you, little girl?"
The little obediently said, "Primitive monkey man, what are you, little Jiaojiao?"
Little Jiaojiao said, "Primitive monkey people, what are you, twin brothers?"
So they all became primitive monkey people!
Those real primitive monkey people thought Zhou Bo's approach was very fresh and interesting, and of course they agreed to become a lost child this time, so the battle started again, and they fought more and more bravely!
If it weren't for that, this war would not have been fought!
The end of this adventure is - but we haven't decided yet, this is the adventure fairy tale we're going to tell!
Perhaps a better fairy tale would be the home of the primitive monkey people who raided the underground at night!
That time, several primitive monkey people got into the hole in the tree, couldn't go up, couldn't go down, and pulled out like a cork!
Or we can also talk about the fairy tale of Zhou Bo who saved the life of the vulture princess in the coral lagoon of the jellyfish elf, and thus formed an alliance with her!
Or we can talk about the big cake that the children will die if they eat it, and how the Dire Pirates put it in clever places again and again!
However, Stupid took it away from the children every time.
Gradually, the water of the cake dried up and became as hard as a stone, which could be used as a missile!
During the night, Rommel accidentally jumped on it and fell!
Why don't we talk about the birds that are friendly with Zhou Bo, especially the Bird of Bliss!
The bird nested in a tree above the lagoon and fell into the water, but the bird was still incubating on the egg!
Zhou Bo ordered not to alarm it!
This fairy tale is very beautiful, and you can see from its ending how grateful the birds are!
However, to tell this fairy tale, we have to tell the whole adventure that took place in the lagoon, and of course we have to tell two fairy tales, not one!
Another fairy tale is shorter, but no less thrilling, that is, the cuckoo, with the help of some wandering immortals, puts the sleeping clumsy on a large leaf, trying to make her drift back to the land of dreams!
Luckily, the leaves sank, and I woke up stupidly, thinking I was taking a bath, so I swam back!
Also, we can also choose such a fairy tale to talk about: Zhou Bo challenges the lion!
He drew a circle around himself with an arrow on the ground, and provoked the lion to come into the circle.
He waited for hours, and the other children and Clumsy watched from the tree with bated breath, but in the end, none of the lions dared to accept his challenge!
Which of these adventure fairy tales do we choose?
The best thing to do is to roll a coin to decide!
I tossed it, and the lagoon won! We might hope that the valley or the cake, or the clumsy leaves, will prevail!
Of course, I can also roll again, three times to decide the winner!
However, the fairest way may be to talk about the coral lagoon!
The legend of raising seahorses is going on day by day!
It was a very cool day in June and we decided it was time to start harvesting the first seahorses!
The orangutan and I got up at dawn, went to the pond and cast a fishing net, and dragged it sideways across the pond until the net tripped over something!
The orangutan tried to pull the net first, then I tried, and then we pulled together, and finally, we finally realized that the net wasn't tripped up - it was full of seahorses that couldn't be dragged!
That day, until the evening, we harvested about 500 kilograms of seahorses, and then spent the whole night sorting them by size!
The next morning, we loaded the seahorses into baskets and carried them onto the boat!
The seahorse was so heavy that we almost capsized on our way to Jinshuihe Town!
There's a seafood packing factory in town, and the orangutan and I haul the seahorses from the head of rice to the kilogram weighing room!
After all the calculations, we got a check for $865!
This is probably the first honest money I've made since playing the flute in the "Dire Jiao Choir"!
For nearly two weeks, the orangutan and I collected the seahorses every day and transported them to the packing factory!
By the time the harvest was finally over, we had earned a total of 900,000!
This seahorse breeding business has been a success!
Well, I say to you, friend, it's a happy thing!
We packed a basket of eight-gallon seahorses for the little frog's father, and he was so happy that he said he was proud of us and wished the little frog was there!
After that, I took a bus ride with the orangutans to celebrate!
I went to the apartment to see my mom first, and after I told her about the money and so on, sure enough, she was in tears again!
"Oh, Zhoubo," she said, "I'm so proud of you—a retarded can be so promising!"
Anyway, I told my mom about my plan to triple the number of hippocampus pools next year, and I asked her if she would like to do it!
"You mean, I have to move all the way to the Jinshui River?" said Mom!
"There's nothing going on there, how am I going to get my way?"
"Count the money!" I said!
After that, the orangutan and I went to the city for a hearty meal!
I went to Mitou to buy a big bunch of apples for the orangutans and arranged myself a top steak dinner!
Then I decided to find a place to have a dark beer!
As I walked, passing a dimly lit tavern on the shore, I heard a loud curse and shout:
Even after all these years, I still recognize that voice!
I probed into the iron gate, and sure enough, it was the gorilla of the university!
The gorilla was so happy to see me, he called me a bastard, a ruffian, a ******, and all the dirty words he could think of were out of the cage!
It turned out that the gorilla joined the "Savages" in President City to play professional baseball after leaving college, but he bit the ass of the team's boss at a party and was terminated!
He played for a few more years on two other teams, and then he got a job as a dock stevedore, which he said was appropriate for his little education in college!
Anyway, the gorilla invited me to two dark beers and we chatted!
He said that the "Devil" originally played quarterback in the "Canned Team", and then the "Devil" went to the "Giants" in Fortune City, until he once played with the "Bulls" in the third quarter and he called out the "Goddess" strategy!
The coach of the "Giants" said that no one has ever called the "goddess" strategy in professional football games, and the "demons" should not use it at all!
But in fact, the gorilla said: that is not a "goddess" tactic at all!
According to the gorilla, it was actually the "Devil" who was stupid for taking medicine, and he completely forgot to throw the ball when it was time to pass the ball, and the left-back happened to see this and ran around to him to take the ball!
In short, Gorilla says that "Majin" is now an assistant coach at a small ball league somewhere in Devil State!
After two glasses of dark beer, I came up with an idea and told the gorilla!
"Would you like to work for me?" I asked.
The gorilla barked and roared, and after a while, I realized that he was trying to ask me what I wanted him to do!
So, I told him about the seahorse business and how to expand it!
He cursed and shouted for a while, but he said something to the effect of "good"!
And just like that, all summer, autumn, winter, and the following spring, we worked so hard that I worked hard with the orangutans and gorillas, and even gave the little frog's dad a job!
We made nearly three million dollars that year, and the business is getting bigger and bigger!
It couldn't have been better - Mom almost stopped crying altogether, and one day we even saw the gorilla smile a little -
But as soon as he saw us watching, he stopped laughing and started cursing again!
However, as far as I was concerned, I was not as happy as I should be, because I often thought about the cuckoo and what would happen to her!
One day, I decided I wanted to deal with it!
It was Sunday, and I got dressed up and took a bus to the mysterious town to Cuckoo's mother's house, where she was sitting watching TV when I knocked on the iron door!
After I identified myself, she said:
"Zhou Bo! I can't believe it, please come in!"
Well, we sat down and talked for a while, and she asked about my mother and me, etc., and then I finally asked about the cuckoo!
"Oh, I have scarcely heard from her lately," said Mrs. Sweeten.
"I guess they live in Magic Valley or something!"
"Oh, does she have a roommate or what?" I asked!
"Oh, you don't know, Zhou Bo?" she said.
"Cuckoo is married!"
"Married?" I said!
"It was two years ago!
She moved to President City, and then I got a postcard saying that she was married, and that they were moving somewhere in Magic Valley! )