"Did you forget whose pants you put the iron on?"

"Oh my God!" Mom yelled and ran back to the store!

Suddenly, a column of black smoke came out of the window, and the people in the store shouted and cursed, and then I saw my mother being dragged out of the dry cleaners by an extremely ugly bald man, and yelling at her!

"Get out!" he yelled!

"This is the last time, this is the last pair of trousers you burnt!"

Mom cried, I walked up to the guy and said:

"I think you'd better take your hands off my mom!"

"What kind of bird are you?" he asked!

"Zhou Bo!" I said!

And he said:

"Uh, you ****** get out of here for me, and take your mom with you, because she's fired!"

"You'd better not swear in front of my mom!" I said!

He replied, "Oh, what are you going to do?"

So I showed him how!

First, I grabbed him and held him high in the air!

Then I carried him to the laundry area, turned on the large washing machine that washed the sheets and carpets, stuffed him in, closed the lid, and turned the switch to "Rotate"!

The last time I saw him, he was slowly turning "dehydrated"!

Mother cried, rubbed her eyes with a handkerchief, and said:

"Oh, Zhou Bo, I've lost my job now!"

"Don't worry, Mom," I told her,

"Everything will be fine, because I have everything planned!"

"How did you plan it, Zhou Bo?" she said.

"You're a brain-dead! How do you plan a brain-dead?"

"Just wait and see!" I said!

All in all, I'm glad that the first day back home went so smoothly!

We left the dry cleaners and headed to Mamazo's rented apartment!

I introduced the orangutan to her, and she said she was glad I had finally found a friend - even if he was an orangutan!

Anyway, my mother and I had dinner in the rented apartment, and she also brought an apple from the kitchen to the orangutan, and after the meal, the orangutan and I went to the station to take the bus to the Jinshui River, where the little frog's family lived!

When we left, my mother stood on the balcony of the apartment and cried and wiped her tears!

But I've given her half of the 5,000 yuan, so she'll take care of everything, pay the rent, etc., so I'm not too upset!

In short, after the bus arrived at the Jinshui River, we found the little frog's home without much effort!

At about eight o'clock in the evening, I knocked on the iron door, and after a while, an old gentleman opened the iron door and asked me what was the matter!

I explained my identity and told him that I had known Little Frog since I played in college, and that we had been together when I was in the army, and he was a little nervous when he heard it, but let me in!

I've told the orangutan to stay in the yard and not be seen, for no one here has ever seen an animal like it!

Anyway, this old gentleman was the father of the little frog, and he poured me a cup of iced tea and asked me many questions!

He wanted to know about the little frog, how he died, etc., and I told him as best I could!

Finally, he said, "There is one thing that I have been puzzled by all these years, Zhou Bo - why do you think the little frog died?"

"Because he's been shot!" I said!

But he said:

"No, that's not what I mean!

I mean, why? Why are we going to fight over there?"

I thought about it for a long time and said:

"Well, I think we're probably trying to do the right thing! We're just doing what we're told!"

And he said:

"Hmm, do you think it's worth it, what we're doing, so many kids dying like that?"

I said, "Listen to me, I'm just a brain-dead, you know!"

But if you want to ask me the truth, I think it's a war!"

Little Frog's dad nodded!

"I think so!" he said!

Anyway, I explained my purpose!

Tell him that Little Frog and I had planned to start a small business of raising seahorses, that I knew someone during my hospital stay, that he taught me how to raise seahorses, and so on!

The little frog's father was very interested and asked many questions, but at this moment, suddenly there was a shrill clucking sound in the yard!

"There's something chasing my goose!" the little frog's father screamed, took a gun from behind the iron door, and ran to the balcony!

"There's something I have to tell you," I said!

I told him about the orangutan in the yard, but we couldn't see it!

The little frog's father went back to the house and took a flashlight to shine into the yard!

He shone under a big tree, and under the tree stood a goat, a huge ram, and was pulling the ground!

He shone on the leaves again, and sure enough, the orangutan sat on a branch, half dead of fright!

"That sheep is like that every time!" said the little frog's father, "get out of there!"

He roared and threw a stick at the goat! After the goat walked away, the orangutan climbed down the tree, and we let it in!

"What is this thing?"

"It's an orangutan," I said!

"Gorillas, aren't they?"

"A little," I said, "but it's not!"

Anyway, the little frog's dad said we could stay at his house for the night, and he would show us around tomorrow morning to see if we could find a place to start a seahorse business!

A cool breeze blows from the river, you can hear the cries of frogs and crickets, and even the occasional clatter of fish jumping out of the water!

The next morning, we woke up too early, and the little frog's father had already made a hearty breakfast of homemade sausages, fresh goose eggs, squid rolls with molasses, and after the meal he took me and the orangutan on a small boat down the river!

It was quiet, the river was covered in mist, and every now and then a firebird would fly from the swamp!

"Now," said the frog's father, "this is where the tide comes in," pointing to a brook in the swamp!

"There are some pretty big ponds in the swamp, and if it were me, I'd be raising seahorses there!"

"You see," he said, "he rowed the boat into the creek!"

"There's a little piece of high ground over there, and you can see the roof of a shack!"

"Old Ah Fu used to live there, but he has been dead for four or five years!

The house doesn't belong to anyone!

If you want, you can renovate it a little and live there!

I went back and saw that he had two old hand-rowed boats leaning against the bank of the stream!

It may be old, but you can fix it, maybe it will work!"

The ship sailed some further distance into the swamp, and then, he said:

"Old Tarzan used to pave a boardwalk, which led from the swamp to the pond, and he used to go fishing and duck hunting!

You can fix that road, and it's a good way to get through the swamp!"

Well, friend, that place really looks like it's full of ideals!

The little frog's father said that there are seahorse seedlings in these creeks and gulf streams in the swamp all year round, and it will never be difficult to catch some seahorse seedlings to raise!

He also said that in his experience, seahorses eat cottonseed, which is a good feed because it is cheap!

The main thing was to fence the pond with barbed wire, make the huts habitable, and prepare some daily food such as peanut butter, jam, bread, etc.

Then we can start raising seahorses!

So we started working on the same day!

Little Frog's dad took me back to his house, and we went into town to buy some daily supplies!

He said we could use his boat until we fixed the old one, and that the orangutan and I stayed at the fishing hut that night!

It rained a little during the night and the roof was leaking, but I didn't care!

I went out early on the third morning to fix the roof!

It took about a month to get everything up and running - to fix the cabins, boats, and boardwalks in the swamp, and to lay a fence around a pond!

Finally, the day has come to release the seahorses!

I've bought a seahorse net, and the orangutan and I rowed out for most of the day!

At night, we had about fifty kilograms of seahorses in our bait buckets, and we rowed back and dumped the seahorses into the pond!

Seahorses jump and kick on the water!

Oh, that's a pretty sight!

On the morning of the third day, we bought 500 kilograms of cottonseed feed and threw 100 kilograms in the pond for the seahorses to eat!

On the afternoon of the third day, we will lay a net fence in another pond!

And so we did this all summer, autumn, winter and spring, and a year later, we already had four ponds with seahorses, and it looked like a great prospect!

At night, I'd sit on the balcony of my cottage and play my flute, and on Saturday nights I'd go into town to buy six cans of dark beer and get drunk with the orangutans!

I finally feel like I belong, and I'm doing honest and serious work!

I thought to myself, when the first seahorse harvest is sold, maybe I can go back to the cuckoo and see if she's still mad at me!

The next day, the first thing Zhou Bo did was to give Ben Ben, Duoduo and Feifei a lot of weight, so that they could find a suitable hollow tree!

You may remember that Rommel once laughed at the children for having a hollow tree each. Actually, he was the one who was confused!

Because, unless that tree is right for your stature, it's difficult to go up and down.

And no two children's bodies are the same!

If the tree is suitable, when you go down, you only need to take a breath and you can slide down without slowing down.

When you come up, you just need to alternate one breath and one breath to squirm and climb up!

Of course, once you are familiar with this set of movements, you will be able to go up and down without thinking, and the posture is really beautiful!

However, the size of the body and the hollow of the tree is appropriate, so Zhou Bo measures your body as carefully as you measure a piece of clothing!

The only difference is that the clothes are tailored to your figure.

As for the tree, you have to use your body to adapt!

Usually this is very easy to do, and you can wear more or less clothes.

However, if some of the inconvenient parts of your body are too bloated, or the only tree you can find grows strangely, Zhou Bo will think of a way to do it on you, and then it will be suitable!

Once it's right, you have to be extra careful to keep it that way!

Later, Ben Ben happily found that because of this, the whole family maintained a good physical condition!

Clumsy and Feifei were suitable for the first try, but Duoduo needed to replace a tree or two!

After a few days of practice, they will be able to go up and down like a bucket in a well!

Gradually, they all fell passionately in love with this underground home, especially Clumsy!

This home, like all homes, has a hall.

The floor of the hall can be dug a pit if you want to fish. There are also colorful mushrooms growing on the ground, which can be used as a stool to sit on!

There was a tree that was dead and ready to grow in the middle of the house, but every morning the children sawed it off all over the ground!

By the time it was time to eat coffee, it had grown to two meters tall, and they put a door panel on the trunk of the tree to serve as a large table.

As soon as the coffee was finished, they sawed off the trunk again, and there was plenty of room to play the game!

There's a huge fireplace that fills almost every part of the house, so you can light a fire wherever you want!

Clumsy tied a lot of rope made of plant fibers in front of the stove, and she hung the washed clothes on it!

The bed stood diagonally against the wall during the day, and was not lowered until half-past six, when it took up almost half the room!

All the children except Feifei slept in this bed, one by one, like sardines in a can!

There are serious regulations for turning over, and one person gives the order, and everyone turns over together!

Feifei could have slept in bed, but he was stupid to have a baby boy, he was the youngest, and you know the woman's heart. At the end, Feifei put the knot in a basket and hung up!

This home is very Sophie's ugly, and it's not far from the home where the bear is set up underground!

It's just a small niche in the wall, but it's the size of a birdcage, and it's the cuckoo's boudoir!

A small curtain could separate her from the outside!

The cuckoo is very restrained, whether she is dressed or undressed, she has to pull the curtain up!

No woman, however old, had ever enjoyed such a delicate boudoir with a bedroom and living room!

The bedspread is changed with the fruit trees and flowers in different seasons!

Her mirror was the kind of Garfield in boots, and on the elven vendor's shelf, there were only three sides left unbroken!

The washbasin was pie-shell and could be turned over, a large chandelier decorated with sequins, just hung there for posses, and of course, she could illuminate her abode with her own light!

It is inevitable that the cuckoo looks down on the rest of the house. Her dwelling, as beautiful as it was, seemed a bit pretentious, and it looked like a nose that was always upturned!

I reckon that all of this must have been fascinating to Stupid, and these boisterous kids were really busy enough for her!

Really, except for sometimes bringing a sock to mend it at night, she didn't come to the ground for a whole week!

Let's just talk about cooking, her nose is always inseparable from that pot!

Their staple food is toasted bread, coconut, roast pig, tree fruit, and bananas, which are eaten with the sweet juice served in the gourd!

He can eat it too, he can really eat it, if that's part of the game.

However, he can't eat it to fill his belly, which most other children like to do!

Secondly, he also likes to talk about eating!

For Zhou Bo, pretending is equivalent to being real, when he pretends to eat, you can see that he is really fat!

Of course, for other children, pretending to be well fed is a chore. But you have to do what he does! )