Chapter 11: The Drama Boy

The boy did not use his resurrection to rip off the bamboo pole as usual, so Wang Tianan, who was used to being ripped off, was a little uncomfortable.

The boy looked at him a little uncomfortable and patted him on the shoulder with his hand. "I said that as long as you buy that artifact, you can resurrect indefinitely. I didn't lie to you!"

Your sister, this is the first time, what kind of infinite resurrection are you blowing to me!

He looked at the boy's swollen toad's big face, and wanted to reach out and twist it twice to give him a long memory and less bragging about it.

"Yes!" said the boy, "yes," said the boy, "yes, if you hadn't been resurrected so quickly!"

Bastard, you still dare to mention to me that the resurrection speed is fast, if you don't want to rip off the bamboo, can I hover on the verge of death every resurrection!

"Yes, the resurrection is fast. It's faster!"

Your uncle, you can't live without a colander.

The boy was depressed for a while, why did he always bring the topic to the colander every time he sold him something?

Isn't it just a black spot left by a sales sale?

As soon as the boy mentioned this, he wanted to point to his nose and curse.

Ma Dan, if you hack me again, I will let you taste the horror of nightmares. The boy made up his mind that as long as Wang Tianan hacked him again, he would let Wang Tianan experience the torture of nightmares.

"Brother, you can clear the level!" the boy's words made him look confused.

What the hell is the situation, buy a rotten dress and resurrect it once and you can clear the customs! This is a good thing, why haven't I encountered it earlier!

For a moment, his excitement was hard to hide. I really want to hold another Lafite charity night, he held one before, and at the charity banquet, he smashed 100 bottles of '82 Lafite, which made '82 Lafite's worth skyrocketed dozens of times for a while.

This also confirms the old saying: "Rare things are expensive!"

Otherwise, those collectors will destroy only one of the pairs of good things as soon as they receive them. And along with the destroyed items, the one that remains will be worth more than N times, becoming the swan song in the mouths of cultural relics experts.

The same is true of what he did to destroy Lafite.

Although the boy said that he could clear the level, it was not as simple as he said with his understanding of the boy. It's better for him to be more prepared, who knows what will happen in the level.

"Brother, what are you still doing here! With such an invincible combination of divine umbrella and divine clothes, success is just around the corner!" said the boy on the surface, but he was snickering in his heart. "Sand sculpture, hurry up and break through! As soon as you die, Lao Tzu will explode your equipment, and then sell it to you and make you a lot of money. ”

Your uncle's cows have been blown to death, do you know? And fucking success is right in front of you, you can't see the way when Lao Tzu is blind? So deep in the rift, you tell Lao Tzu that success is right in front of you. You have presbyopia of 53,000 degrees, and you can see everything in front of you.

The boy is a little presbyopia, but it is not as terrible as the 53,000 degrees he said, just the usual 1200 degrees.

Also the god umbrella with the god clothes, you open your eyes to see, this is also called the umbrella.

An oil-paper umbrella as thin as a cicada's wings dares to be called a divine umbrella. He was survived by Xu Xian, or was it used by Bai Suzhen's long worm! If it was really used by the pair of humans and demons, he would definitely buy it. When I see Xiao An, I can also say that the love artifact is priceless, and the money is worth it.

Xiao An, who was watching on the other side of the screen, wanted to know his own excuse for prevaricating in his head, and he would definitely get him a basket from the Heavenly Court warehouse, and let him pick and take whatever he wanted, so that he couldn't quibble.

Divine clothes, what kind of divine clothes? It's obviously a biological weapon, okay! You even licked your face and said that it was a divine clothes, and one of the three major culprits of World War II, Xi someone, was not as good as you!

This big trick is so strong, if he hadn't experienced more intrigues and tricks, he wouldn't have known how many times he would have fallen into the boy's pit!

He was also glad that this guy was not born in the Nether, otherwise there would be another master in the MLM world.

The boy saw that his instigation had no effect, so he came up with a plan. Since it will not work, then agitate. "Oh, my little Sister An! Look at this waste man you chose! He turned out to be a selfish man, and he didn't want to pass the test at all in order to protect himself. Save you from the dire situation. ”

The boy extorted bamboo in order to explode equipment, and he actually played a good job. cried and hugged Xiao An.

Madan, you have wronged the ghost! If you say you cry, you will cry. Besides, if you want that money, you won't ruin my personality!

He is a spoiled wife maniac in front of Xiao An! At home, he thinks about Xiao An everywhere in his life and work, and successfully impresses his heart, otherwise there would be no today's test!

"Smack...... Smack......!" Wang Tianan looked at the boy's facial expression and performance perfectly, especially when the tears flowed out, he looked like an old drama bone! He couldn't help but applaud him after watching it. "The performance is good, and the sad expressions of others are very good. If I were an Oscar judge, you would be the best actor this year. ”

Did I fool you? Or did you fool me? Did you get the wrong script? Went to the wrong set! Or you have a fucking brain stone and have a confused memory and confuse the NPC dialogue lines in Shimonoseki!

The boy was stunned by his sudden applause and words, and he didn't know how to carry things on!

If you are still a judge, you will send me a little golden man, are you worthy? Lao Tzu is in the heavenly court film and television circle, and he will not win a few Golden Roast Chicken and Silver Roast Duck Awards for Best Actor that year! If it weren't for the fact that my 2,000-square-meter warehouse really has no place to put trophies, would it be my turn to go to Nezha to receive the award?

Regarding this acting experience and ability, I also use you, a layman, to comment.

The boy complained in his heart, and suddenly he was much happier!

He ignored the boy's reaction and said to himself: "Don't be sad, although you won't be able to win the Oscar this year." But there is still a chance next year, as long as you sign a contract with my film and television company, I guarantee that you can win the little golden man next year. When the time comes, the company will use your popularity to hype up and ensure that you have countless female fans! Walking in the streets and alleys, there are people calling your husband everywhere. ”

When the boy heard this, he was greedy, who would not be greedy when he encountered this kind of good thing of shouting his husband everywhere! Even if he is given a throne now, he will not change it!

What is the emperor, the domineering president. Every day I am tired and tired for those three thousand beauties, and I don't have to work hard to be accompanied by a lot of beautiful women, what a comfortable good thing!

Others can't ask for a good thing in their lifetime, but now it's on themselves, so what are you waiting for! You have to sign a contract! Although you have an actor contract from Tianting Film and Television Company on your back, you have to sign it for the sake of those girls who call her husband. Besides, there are two contracts, one in heaven and one on earth, and there is no conflict at all.

As soon as the boy heard the sister who called her husband, she was anxious, because he was really a child, and he was still a boy after three years in the heavenly court. If it weren't for the fact that his father was Yue Lao monitoring the marriage problem in the service hall, he might not have known how many times he would have eaten in the lower realm, and how many cuties with the fairy bones of the Yue family would have been left behind.