Chapter 12: Nightmare Mode
"Brother, where is the contract, let's sign it quickly!" the boy urged urgently.
Wang Tianan looked at the boy's anxious appearance and sneered in his heart. "If you want to sign a contract, it's so easy. ”
"Brother, you wait for the girls to become aunties!" The boy didn't want to encounter this kind of of Biluo becoming an aunt.
Don't say that the aunt becomes an aunt, even if it is a box, it can't be done! There is no person in charge of dealing with entertainment around him, and he is powerless!
The boy looked at him helplessly, but it's a pity for the crazy female fans who call her husband!
"What then?"
"It's easy to do anything, as long as you take me through, I have a way. ”
Your sister, you want to go crazy! Besides, you can't trick me if you want to pass the level! The two show affection, how can I always be hurt!
The boy was wronged in his heart, and he wanted to get the contract, but he didn't want to offend the seventh princess Xiao An.
It was a real dilemma for him, and he didn't know how to choose.
Help Wang Tianan break through, his brain is funny? What is the situation in the heavenly court now, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the person who looks at the power is the Jade Emperor Dong Yong, but in fact, the real person who is talking is the Queen Mother Seven Fairies.
He was ruthless, and in order not to offend Dong An'an, the future ruler of the Heavenly Court, he resolutely could not refuse this contract.
Although Dong Anan cannot be offended, can the terms of the exchange contract be negotiable?
In this way, I can not only get those beauties who call her husband, but also not offend the future queen mother.
"Brother, let's see if we can discuss it. ”
He looked at the smile on the boy's face and knew what kind of fart this guy was going to fart. "There's no need to negotiate, it's the best condition for you to take me through customs. ”
Your uncle, are you all slurry in your head? You can't turn around and change the way you clear customs. The boy was very weak about the conditions he proposed, and he really tasted no taste in his mouth, and he wanted to gnaw a few times.
What should I do, the boy really doesn't want to lose those girls who call her husband.
But Wang Tianan's request made him unable to do it at all.
"Brother, let's discuss it. ”
How many times have I died in this level? Haven't you played enough with me? Besides, you kid didn't knock me off the bamboo pole less! Why did you mention helping to clear the customs? Do you feel that Lao Tzu lacks your customs clearance fee?
As soon as the boy saw his tough state, he knew that it was impossible to get him to agree with his clearance plan, so he had to find another way to make him accept.
"Brother, look at this! I'll use the wall-piercing technique to show you the way in front. How about you give me the contract. ”
What a bird, you knock on the bamboo pole to knock on the bamboo pole where there are so many tricks, and use the wall piercing technique to lead the way, why don't you GPS remote control!
The boy also wants to remote control, but the level is too wild and there is no signal! Otherwise, he would have installed one for him, and wherever he goes, he will directly press the mechanism to let him die violently on the spot, even if he has infinite resurrection, he can't stand the mentality of being abused all the time.
"Not well," the boy said this, and directly gave up the contract in his mouth.
If you want a contract, the boy finally abandoned the girls who called her husband!
If you don't give me a contract, I'll give you nightmares today.
The boy left with emotion and walked towards the mountain wall where the command room of the level was located. As he walked, he said, "You died by yourself, so don't blame me!"
"Good days, every day is a good day. The boy looked at Wang Tianan outside the command room, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, humming a good day, as if all the unpleasantness just now did not exist.
"If you deliberately make things difficult for me and don't sign a contract for me, you will cry and beg me to sign a contract. The boy said, um, click on the red button for nightmare mode.
"Knock...... Boom!......" As soon as the boy pressed the button, the boulder at the beginning of the level trembled, and the surrounding mountains collapsed in a large area. For a time, the dust in the canyon obscured the eyes, making it difficult for people to walk.
"Ahh
"The host stepped on the snot and slipped and fell to his death, and the mission failed. ”
Your sister, you're too strong, aren't you! You can slip and fall to death when you step on the snot, what a big piece of snot are you! Besides, the snot is sticky, and you should have a firmer grip, how can you fall. This setting is unreasonable, he really wants to arrest and kill the person who designed the level. What the hell level, you can't set it seriously!
Your sister didn't fall to death or died because her snot was too sticky and her waist was broken. It's really a bad thing.,The level is also speechless.,There's no way Xiao An's master's setting is so nonsensical.,What do you let it do.。
"Your sister, can't you wait for the dust to pass and then come back to life?" As soon as he finished complaining, he was resurrected!
After all, when you are ripped off, you can still delay time and be less disturbed by sand and dust.
But now the boy doesn't knock on the bamboo! his resurrection time is super fast, and the cool is super fast.
After the resurrection, he had a feeling that the dust would not disperse, and he would not live for two seconds.
As a result, he had just been resurrected, and he didn't take two steps but felt empty under his feet. I knew I was cold again!
"The host fell from a high altitude and broke his leg and died, and the mission failed. ”
Your sister, you don't even let your breath breathe, do you want me to die to show you?
Die, who to show you to die! The problem is infinitely resurrected, no matter how you die, you can't die!
He really wanted to cry without tears, and things had to go on. The method of death is still unknown, which makes him have some liver pain.
If he knew how to die, he would also have a comfort in his heart, now when he dies, he is frightened, and his little heart is scared into waves!
"The host knocked out his front teeth and stuck his throat and died, and the mission failed!"
Can you still use some normal excuses? I'm standing fine, why did I drop my front teeth and get stuck in my throat and die! You can't make up rumors!
Before he could react, the cold tone of the level remembered again.
"The host died of cramps, and the mission failed!"
Your sister's, and the organs as an excuse. Otherwise, next time, let me die of urine.
When it comes down to laughing, complaining and complaining.
After everything is over, he still has to face the tragic situation of resurrection and death.
Your sister, Lao Tzu won't move this time! Just stand here and see what excuses you have.
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a pain in his head and died again.
"The host was smashed into a pulp due to the fall of a boulder from the mountain, and the mission failed. ”
I'm Nima, can you be serious if you make excuses. Why do you die of meat puree, do you think Lao Tzu is a walnut! Let people smash it casually, and besides, Lao Tzu has become meat and bones are broken into slag, so why am I still standing here?
The boy sat in the command room, watching him come back to life again and again. There was a wild laugh, "Huh...... Ha...... Ha ......!"It's good to die, so that you have nothing to offend Lao Tzu." After a while, it will make you cry and beg to be spared.