Chapter 832: It's Not That I Look Down on You
The Minhang campus is connected to the street away.
In front of the Huimin shopping mall, a kind of EMBA class students and Chinese and foreign professors gathered on the side of the street.
"Li Xian, let me make it clear to you, CEIBS is not a place for you to fool around. You treat the person who asks for food as a service industry, as the content of your final assessment, okay. What to do as a target is your own business, now, what about your plan. ”
Wang Hongyang's face was already overcast.
Seeing Wang Hongyang grinning and looking like he was about to go to the execution ground, Li Xian snorted.
"Professor Wang, don't worry. Li Xian hugged his arms and raised his chin: "We've all come to this point, can I still fool people?" But since you personally verified whether my plan succeeded, do we have to fix the things of the guy who eats first?"
When he said this, Li Xian pointed to Zhu Sanxun, who was standing on the side.
Zhu Sanxun was a little nervous, and at Li Xian's signal, he shook off the stack of clothes he was holding in his arms.
Ooh!
The moment the clothes shook off, everyone almost smoked.
What a taste!
Clothes can't really be said to be torn.
It's too uplifting to say it.
It's just rotten!
A set of jackets that can't be seen in their true colors, black and sticky into a lump, a pair of gray bars, and "really good" pants covered with unknown stains.
It's really stinky,
To what extent?
The taste of simple stinky tofu is not as rich as this!
Smelling the smell of practicing in the sleeper on the train for more than ten years, and practicing in Wang Zhihe's main factory for more than ten years, finally pouring a bottle of soy sauce and a jar of old vinegar, and drying the smell of Guangdong for 80 days in August, Li Xian couldn't help but take two steps back.
Babble!
Really Nima is sour!
Pinching his nose, Li Xian made a gesture of please: "Professor Wang, come on." ”
Wang Hongyang felt like he was going to vomit!
Do you lose you?
Where did you get such a routine?
It's not so dirty in the garbage heap!
"Li Xian, for this assessment, I will wear this clothes. But I warn you, if I find out that you are doing this, it is purely to disgust me, and you can't achieve the goal of doubling your performance in the assessment plan, and we will have an account in the future!"
Under the repeated gaze and urging of Luo Lange and others, Wang Hongyang gritted his teeth and warned.
Li Xianhun didn't care.
In accordance with the requirements of the end-of-term assessment, with the marketing plan, the performance of the target industry is more than doubled to be considered qualified.
"Professor Wang, you have wronged me. Li Xian's face was full of innocence, and he spread his hands: "I'll leave you here today, if you don't ask for food... Well, begging, for begging, the efficiency of this business has increased tenfold... No, no, no, ten times is too little, if I don't increase it by more than twenty times! ”
The words are loud and clear.
If it is placed elsewhere, such bold words, not to mention a full house, will definitely arouse the blood of some people.
However, seeing this scene in front of him, it was really difficult for the CEIBS EMBA students who were watching around him to cheer for him.
Why?
This scene is so weird......
A group of Executive MBA students watched their professor dress more than Hanako,
No matter how you think about it, it's not glorious!
In the crowd, someone quietly covered his face.
"Li Xian," Jiang Xiaomin behind Li Xian quietly pulled the corner of his clothes, "Li Xian, take it easy, it's almost there, the crotch is too big to cross the river......"
Xiao Yongji on the side also scratched the back of his head and nodded thoughtfully.
That's right
Candid people agree with this statement.
Jokes!
According to Li Xian's previous statistics, Zhu Sanxian had the best time, and he earned four or five yuan a day.
Now those who ask for food really want food, and passers-by give money best, and they don't dislike food. It's not like you throw the garbage bin directly into the people who eat later, for fear that the leftovers will have foot-and-mouth disease.
If, according to what Li Xian said, the benefit has increased by 20 times, what grade is it?
Nima is 100 yuan a day, and that's 3,000 yuan a month, okay?
How much is an engineer's salary now?
For a professor like Wang Hongyang, all the subsidies and bonuses are all counted, but it is only more than 600. Even if Wang Hongyang writes articles every once in a while, and occasionally publishes books, the average is less than 3,000 a month.
If you can stabilize your income, you still have to be a fart professor?
In the face of Li Xian's "bold words", Wang Hongyang's anger jumped up again: "What does this count?"
"Naturally. ”
Seeing Li Xian nodding deeply, Wang Hongyang took off the octagonal hat on his head and fell to the ground - he let it go.
"What did you say! Come! Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, if you want food, you can still produce flowers! Come, what should I do, you say!"
Seeing that Wang Hongyang looked like he was about to be heroically righteous, Li Xian fanned the smell and rushed to his nose.
"You just stand and watch, it's not that I look down on you, you may not be able to do a good job when you ask for food. ”
When these words were spoken, everyone opened their mouths.
Nima, don't you want Wang Hongyang to love you?
Why don't you want him to get on you, why do you let him wear such a stinky outfit?
Spicy nose, do you know?
Wang Hongyang's face turned green.
......
"Li, Brother Li, can I do it?"
In the comparison of Wang Hongyang, the real beggar Zhu Sansheng is wearing today, but he doesn't look like a beggar.
A gray striped suit was baggy, and the yellow shirt inside was crumpled, and it was obvious that it had not been washed for a long time. Suit pants are a good fit, but they are definitely not decent. It's a cold day, and I'm wearing shoes with my toes missing.
This is the cleanest and most decent equipment that Zhu Sansheng can come up with.
Thinking of the things that Li Xian taught him last night, Zhu Sanxun couldn't help but feel empty in his heart.
He didn't believe that according to that method, he could get a hundred dollars a day.
This may not be accurate.
He didn't believe it, a person who asked for food could get a hundred yuan a day!
"Did you memorize the things I asked you to carry yesterday?" Li Xian patted him on the shoulder and asked.
"Hmm!" Zhu Sanxuan nodded heavily.
Can you not memorize it?
There are 100 yuan to memorize, even if you don't sleep at night, you have to memorize it!
Li Xian was very satisfied, smiled, and encouraged: "Don't worry, just do as I say! Believe in yourself, you can do it!"
Zhu Sanxun grinned, and under the encouragement of Li Xian's gaze, he took a deep breath.
Then, I turned around and looked at the People's Bank of Shanghai with people coming and going, strode over!
......
"Professor Wang, what kind of medicine is sold in Li Xian's gourd?"
Under a plane tree at the entrance of the bank, Luo Lange covered his nose and asked Wang Hongyang, who was far away.
"Humph!"
Wang Hongyang's face was green, and his face was full of resentment.
Now many new terms have not yet appeared, otherwise at this moment, Wang Hongyang is full of estimates that there are only four words left.
Which four?
The killing intent has been decided!
was smoked by himself, if he didn't break the law by killing people, it was estimated that he was already eating Li Xian's flesh raw.
Looking at Zhu Sanxun, who was standing in front of the bank and didn't know what he was talking to passers-by, Wang Hongyang spat fiercely.
"It doesn't matter what kind of gourd and medicine he sells! A person who asks for food will have to pay a hundred yuan a day, unless all the people in this world are fools!"
Just as Wang Hongyang said this, a foreign professor pointed to the front of the bank and let out an exclamation.
"God! tell me it's not true!"
This exclamation attracted everyone's attention.
I saw that a man who had just talked to Zhu Sanxun for less than five minutes actually took out a big hundred yuan from his pocket and slapped it into Zhu Sanxun's hand.
At the end, he also patted Zhu Sanxun's shoulder deeply.
Seeing this scene, Wang Hongyang was stunned.
Rolange was stunned.