Eating upstairs and eating downstairs.

Huaxia Media, there is a broad-leaved forest in front of the girls' apartment.

Autumn has arrived, the yellow leaves are flying, and the woods are spread all over the ground, which is soft and soft, like the yellow wool blanket produced in Central Asia.

On the carpet paved with yellow leaves, Gu Meng and Lao Bi sat together with their legs crossed, with three butter paper packets in the middle, a roast chicken, a bag of fried noodles, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Erguotou next to it.

Gu Meng knew that the girl had a lot of grievances in her heart, and she was ready to fight a protracted battle.

He twisted the peanuts, and while eating, he thought about how to impress Wang Ya and asked her to forgive himself, but there were always some discordant movements around him.

"Let's chirp~, click, hmm, this roasted rooster is so fragrant..."

Lao Bi's left hand chicken leg, right hand chicken butt, cheek raiser is so strong that the boss keeps stuffing things into his mouth, and his hands and face are oily, insulting Sven.

If it weren't for the fact that no one was with him, Gu Meng really didn't want to sit with this kind of person who had no image, it would be too cheap.

Abandon!

It was almost dark, and the girls were like birds, in clusters of three or two, chirping and talking, and they were returning to the nest one after another.

Several times when the little girls passed through the woods, they suddenly saw two people hidden under the tree, and then looked at the image of the two, one was black and strong, sitting cross-legged, with a big grin, like a mountain carving.

The peasant uncle next to the mountain carving is even more scary, eating with his eyes closed, his cheeks bulging, and a chicken paw exposed outside his mouth, click~, alas, oh mam, it's too scary.

The little girls ran away.

Gu Meng couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but persuade: "Lao Bi, you can't eat slowly, don't you buy it again if it's not enough, how can you make it look like you haven't eaten for eight hundred years." ”

Lao Bi wiped his mouth with his sleeve, "Hehe, to be honest with you, I haven't eaten roasted rooster for seven or eight years, this taste is awesome!"

Lao Bi finished gnawing on the chicken legs, and gnawed on the chicken feet seriously, a golden chicken paw was stuffed into his mouth, and after a minute, he spit out a pile of white bone stubble, and chewed it really cleanly.

After Lao Bi finished gnawing the chicken paws, he had to find a stone to smash the chicken leg bones, ready to suck the bone marrow inside.

Gu Meng couldn't see it, and slapped it away.

"Don't be disgusting, okay. ”

"Tsk, what a pity~"

Lao Biba chirped, looking at the chicken bones in the grass with some pity.

"Actually, keep the soup, then order some noodles, make a bowl of chicken noodle soup, that taste, suck~"

Looking at his pick-up sample, Gu Meng was very helpless, you are a future CCTV celebrity, why are you so cowardly, it is too disappointing.

"Aren't you still a petty officer in the army, and you can't even afford to eat roasted rooster?"

Lao Bi served as a deputy navigator during his service, and also served as a senior officer of the regiment, and was regarded as a section-level cadre, with a monthly salary of more than 30 yuan, which was not considered poor.

"What is that salary enough for? Five yuan for a roasted rooster, only you are willing to eat this big money, Gu Meng, your family should be very rich, right?"

"Three generations of poor peasants!" Gu Meng said lightly.

Lao Bi sneered, "When I look at the way you waste money, I know that you are a young master of everyone, and you are a poor peasant? The military boots and leather jackets on your feet are all American-style Air Force equipment, and you can't get it without a few hundred yuan, right?"

"A set of five hundred..."

"Uh~"

What a fucking luxury.

"Foreign exchange coupons!"

"!"

Definitely big capitalists.

"You dare to say that you are a poor peasant?"

"Of course it's a poor peasant!" Gu Meng said with a smile: "It's all reform and opening up, as long as you have brains, you can become a 10,000 yuan household by doing anything, and I will spend money because I can make money." ”

"Don't try to fool me, where is the money so easy to earn. ”

The workers and civil servants who have iron jobs receive a little dead wages every month, and the prices of goods have risen so fast that they can barely make ends meet, and the peasants do not starve to death all year round can be regarded as God's blessing.

As for the risk of being self-employed, the policy situation is not clear now, a speculative hat is buckled on the head, everything is over, don't say that the local bus fare road rage is rampant, set up roadblocks, condoms, fairy jumps, fake police... It's too difficult to go out and do business, how to make money?

Looking at his suspicious little eyes, Gu Meng was very unhappy, and said through the wine, "It's not me who brags to you, some time ago, I earned 10,000 foreign exchange coupons in ten minutes." ”

"Poof!!"

Lao Bi sprayed directly, 10,000 yuan in ten minutes?

I don't believe it.

"Really?"

Gu Meng took out a thick money clip and shook it in front of him.

Hiss~

That's a lot of foreign exchange coupons! Did he earn it in less than ten minutes?

How to earn?

Lao Bi used his brain, could it be? He suddenly thought of a possibility.

He blinked a few times and looked at Gu Meng with his small eyes, his fierce face, his fierce body, and his body were still wearing the military uniform of the American imperialists, and the bad guys in the movie liked to dress up like this.

I said how I wanted to catch him when I saw him at the school gate, and it turned out that my sixth sense was right, this person was too dangerous.

He quietly shifted his ass to the back.

Gu Meng finished bragging and was waiting to enjoy Lao Bi's praise, but he didn't hear any movement for a long time, and when he turned his head to look, he saw Lao Bi's face pale, his hands on the ground, and he moved back inch by inch.

"Old Bi, what's wrong with you?

Lao Bi shook his head and said with a bitter face, "Gu... Boss Gu, I'm poor, I don't have any money, you can let me go!"

"What?Boss Gu?"

Gu Meng pulled Lao Bi's leg, and pulled him over again.

"You tell me clearly?"

Lao Bi was about to cry, and it took him half a day to move a little, and all the work he had done just now was in vain.

Hey, it's all your own fault, why are you greedy?

"Old Bi, why are you still crying?"

"Gu... Gu Meng, how did you make your money?"

Lao Bi knew that he couldn't get rid of the control of the bad guys for the time being, so he decided to fight wits and courage with the bad guys, and wait until the other party's vigilance was lax, and then try to escape.

"Haha, I can't tell you!" Gu Meng smiled.

Oops, it must have robbed the bank!

Lao Bi's face was even more ugly.

"Old Bi, what's wrong with you?"

Lao Bi had a frightened look on his face, as if he had seen a ghost.

Gu Meng was very puzzled, "You are easy for others to misunderstand when you see it, and you think I kidnapped you?"

"It's pretty much the same without kidnapping. ”

"What?"

"Haha, nothing!"

Lao Bi touched the sweat on his forehead, took a cup and poured a few sips of the second pot.

Wine is intimidating!

He snorted wine and said, "Gu Meng, what are you doing at school this time, the students in our school are all poor and have no money." ”

Gu Meng frowned, how could this sound weird.

"Didn't I say I'd come looking for someone?"

Okay! Instead of robbing the bank, I will kidnap him.

"Is Wang Ya's family rich?"

"Usually rich!"

Lao Bi understands that Wang Ya's family is at least a 100,000 yuan household, and this vote is quite big.

No, as a retired soldier, how can I watch the common people in danger? Today, I will pull the emperor off the horse even if I get into trouble.

Lao Bi secretly glanced around, looking for a weapon to take advantage of, the guy in front of him was too strong to deal with with his bare hands.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and there was a stone a foot away, and he quietly held it in his hand, finding a little security.

He was still very nervous with the stone, and he had no chance of winning, so he wanted to try to outwit him, and used his sharp teeth to fool him into going to the police station to turn himself in.

"Gu Meng, you are now a 10,000 yuan household, as long as you live a fine life and ensure that you don't have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of your life, don't you plan to stop?"

Gu Meng plucked out his ears and looked at Lao Bi strangely, "Why is it that the more you speak, the more wrong it becomes, the teacher of your Broadcasting Academy taught you to speak like this?"

Lao Bi smiled awkwardly, what did he have to say to a bank robber, he held the stone tightly, and persuaded: "The ancients said that contentment and happiness are the long-term way, and the soldiers are in danger, and their lives are difficult to protect, so you really don't plan to stop?"

Puff~

Gu Meng smiled, "Of course, the more money, the better, isn't there a slogan in the army, look at the money and make a lot of money, the future is a money society, of course, the more you earn, the better, where is there a saying to stop, and it's not a gangster, and it's a golden basin..."

"Look! Wang Ya is down!"

Lao Bi suddenly pointed to the apartment and shouted.

Gu Meng turned his head in surprise to see that there was no one.

"Gu Meng, be careful!"

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