083. I am your gatekeeper

Gu Meng had a misunderstanding with Lao Bi and summoned the little fairy.

"Why did Lao Bi beat you just now?"

"Lao Bi has been crazy reading detective novels recently, thinking I'm a robber!"

Gu Meng smiled and said the cause and effect.

"After making money, be more low-key. ”

"Got it!"

"It's not good to gamble, don't gamble. ”

"Listen to you!"

At night, on the forest path of Communication University, the moonlight shines through the sparsely foliage trees, drawing a mottled spot on the bluestone paved path.

Even at night, the trail is quite lively.

There are top students who have returned from the library, coming and going in a hurry.

There is a single dog walking in his pocket, and he has nothing to do at night.

More men and women walking together, like Gu Meng and Wang Ya, walked side by side, whispering.

"Why are you saying it's my boyfriend in front of Momoko?"

"Hey, hey!"

Gu Meng scratched his head, looking left and right, "Wang Ya, are you hungry?" Why don't we find a place to eat something and talk while eating?"

"Come on, don't try to change the subject. ”

Wang Ya is not fooled.

"Okay, okay!"

Gu Meng stared at the girl's beautiful face quietly, watching her slowly turn red.

When the girl was about to get angry, he asked with a smile: "Wang Ya, you are so beautiful, there must be many boys who like you, right?"

"Not really!"

Wang Ya's face was slightly red, and she received a lot of love letters, love poems, and people sent gifts and flowers just a month after the start of school, which was very annoying.

Gu Meng saw that the girl was a little shy when she lowered her head, and said with a smile: "As long as the boy is not blind, he will definitely like you, and there will definitely be more people who like you and pursue you in the future, haha, they are not as smart as me, I took the position of your boyfriend early, they want to catch up with you, they must defeat me first, I am your gatekeeper." ”

Wang Ya was unhappy, "Looking for a boyfriend is not looking for a thug, why do you want to fight?"

Gu Meng said seriously: "It's okay not to fight, it's okay to compare talent, knowledge, ability, wealth, anything, I don't refuse, if someone can win me, it means that he is an excellent person, a person worthy of trust, I willingly hand over the status of Wang Ya's boyfriend, and sincerely bless you." ”

Wang Ya listened quietly, her eyes sparkling.

"If one day you fall in love with another boy, I will compete with him, if I fail, it means that I am not good enough, I will take the initiative to quit and respect your choice. ”

"If you haven't seen someone better than me in your life, if you haven't worked hard to like someone else, please let me be your boyfriend first, please let me take care of you first, okay Wang Ya?"

Wang Ya was stunned, forgetting to lift her steps and fall again, when suddenly a gust of autumn wind blew, and her face was cold.

She turned her head shyly and quietly wiped the tears from her face, this guy is so bad that he made me cry, unforgivable.

In late autumn and October, it was slightly cold in the wind, Wang Ya couldn't help but hug her shoulders, and suddenly there was a burst of warmth on her body, and the whole person seemed to have fallen into a greenhouse, feeling like she was being held in the palm of her hand.

She looked at the wallet on her body and turned her head in surprise, Gu Meng only had short sleeves left on her body.

"Put it on! It's not good to have a cold!"

Gu Meng pressed her shoulders and draped her clothes.

Wang Ya's face was slightly red, and she pointed to the wooden chair on the side of the road and said, "Let's sit down and talk!"

"Good!"

"Are you cold?"

"It's not cold, I'm a blacksmith, and I have a stove in my heart. ”

"Oh, I thought you were cold, and I was going to ask you to put on your coat together, and forget it if it's not cold. ”

"Hiss~, it's so cold, I'm almost freezing, beautiful and kind fairy, please give me a little warmth!"

"Cheeky!"

So the two put on a coat and leaned together to whisper.

Gu Meng told her the interesting story of military training, and when she heard that he kicked the instructor away, Wang Ya was startled, and when she heard that he was not punished, she laughed softly, blaming him for being too reckless, and persuading him to do less with others in the future, it is best not to do it and endure it, there are many big people in the capital, and it will not end well if you get into trouble, Gu Meng listened to her advice quietly, and did not refute a word.

"You just said that you are busy with family planning, is it true?"

Gu Meng smiled helplessly, "The student union actively responded to the country's family planning policy, and I was a minor officer of the Propaganda Department, and I accepted a glorious and arduous task. ”

"What task?"

Gu Meng hesitated, "My task is to send it on the street... Small umbrellas. ”

“O”

Wang Ya's mouth opened wide in surprise, and her expression was particularly cute.

Two years ago, the state began to implement a family planning policy, stipulating that a couple can only have one child, and it will be very troublesome if they become pregnant, so the state encourages people to use small umbrellas. ”

"Don't say it, don't say it!

Just as a student passed by, Wang Ya hid her cheek, which was hot with shame, into his chest.

Passing by was also a couple, the girl looked at him with a strange expression, pulled her boyfriend through quickly, and the boy quietly gave a thumbs up behind him with a wicked smile on his face.

Gu Meng returned a middle finger.

"The student council wants to change people's perceptions and encourage the use of small umbrellas by giving them out for free. ”

Gu Meng smiled and told again about intimidating people with the news of AIDS.

Julia suggested that when reporting AIDS news, the plot of AIDS could be moderately exaggerated, suggesting that there were infected people in Hanjing, creating a tense atmosphere in which people were frightened and naturally took the initiative to use small umbrellas.

That's scare marketing.

It was a good idea, and he did.

It's a pity that after the news appeared in the newspaper, the original manuscript was changed a lot.

The editor of the school newspaper deleted some sentences that 'implied that the crooked nuts were sick and girls should be careful'.

Intimidation effect is halved.

At the same time, for the sake of maintaining stability, the editor added another paragraph, "Under the joint investigation of the Health Bureau and the hospital, it can basically be determined that there are no people living with HIV in the local area, please do not panic."

The intimidation effect is further reduced.

The agency is too clever to calculate, and everything can't match the national conditions.

After being hit, Gu Meng was thinking about whether he could promote AIDS prevention in another way, such as advertisements, movies, and books.

If the state had paid more attention to the prevention of this disease earlier, there would not have been 6,700,000 infected people in 30 years, and more than 200,000 people would not have died from this disease, spending hundreds of millions of dollars every year on prevention and control.

It would be too boring to be able to do a little bit, to be reborn in a lifetime, just to make money, he wants to have all the five blessings, longevity, wealth, well-being, virtue, and a good death.

As for the money, it's enough to waste.

When he told Wang Ya, he didn't mention much about AIDS, he just said that he used this disease to scare everyone into taking the initiative to use a small umbrella.

The girl was very moved when she heard this, and said seriously: "What you are doing is very meaningful." ”

"Thank you, Chief, for your affirmation. ”

Gu Meng laughed, and saluted Wang Ya with his hand, "My subordinates will definitely work harder in the future and definitely live up to the expectations of the party-state!"

"You're not serious again!" Wang Ya said angrily.

"Hey, hey!"

"Stupid!"