Mr. Chicken and Brother Egg met for the first time, Mr. Chicken was half a year old, and Brother Egg was 100 days old.

Location: Lujia, the imperial capital.

Occasion: Brother Dan's 100-day banquet.

At that time, the chicken was always put on the table by his father, and Brother Dan was also put on the table by his father. The chicken is always active and takes the initiative to greet the new friends.

The non-talking chicken always tuggs at his hat and tries to get attention: "Ahh

Brother Dan sat quietly.

The chicken always used his hands and feet to crawl over: "Ahh

Brother Dan sat quietly.

The chicken always used his head to arch Brother Dan's buttocks, but Brother Dan didn't move, so he lay down on the spot and rolled twice: "Ahh

Brother Dan moved away and moved to his mother, holding the bottle and drinking it himself as he moved.

The chicken always stared at the bottle: "Ahh

Brother Dan drank milk and ignored it.

Mr. Ji: "Ahh

Brother Dan ignored it.

The chicken always scratched him: "Ahhh

Brother Dan turned around: "Hmph." "Don't hit me!

Mr. Chicken: "Ahh

Brother Dan: "Hmph. "I didn't.

Mr. Chicken and Brother Egg met for the second time, Mr. Chicken was eight months old, and Brother Egg was five months.

Location: Xufang Town.

Occasion: Brother Dan's parents get married.

At that time, Brother Dan's parents were in the chapel, Brother Dan was held by his great-grandmother, and the chicken was always held by his great-grandfather. The chicken always came to be a guest, and his mother specially dressed him in a small suit, the thief was handsome, and in order to celebrate, his mother also wore a small red bow tie for him.

The chicken always saw that the egg brother was very excited: "Ahhh

Brother Dan ignored him, and Brother Dan was in a bad mood because his parents didn't hug him today.

The chicken always pounced out of his great-grandfather's arms and pounced on Brother Dan: "Ahhh

Brother Dan ignored it.

The chicken always bites his little suit and bites hard: "Ahh

Brother Dan is a quiet child, he doesn't talk to strangers.

The chicken always pulled the bow tie after biting the suit: "Ahh

Brother Dan licked the rainbow lollipop in his hand.

The chicken immediately threw away the watermelon lollipop in his hand: "Ahhh

Egg brother licks the candy.

Mr. Chicken: "Ahhh

Brother Dan: "Hmph. "You're so annoying.

The chicken always pounced forward, hugged Brother Dan's hand, and licked his candy in one bite: "Ahh

Brother Dan threw the candy: "Hmph." "I don't want it.

The sugar stuck to Mr. Ji's small suit, and Mr. Chicken dusted it off: "Ahhh "Dude, I don't want it either.

Brother Dan: "Hmph. "It's annoying.

Mr. Chicken didn't have a diaper in order to wear a suit today.

Great-grandfather sighed: "Brave pee, take your pants and change them." ”

Mr. Chicken: "Ahhh "Dude, I pee.

Brother Dan: "Hmph. "I didn't.

In the end, the chicken always wore Brother Dan's pants, but it was a little shorter.

Mr. Chicken and Brother Egg met for the third time, Mr. Chicken was one year and six months old, and Brother Egg was one year and three months old.

Location, Zhou Qingrang's home.

Occasion: The weekly banquet of the small moon white and the crescent moon.

As soon as the chicken sees the eggs, he runs over excitedly with his little short legs.

"Balls!"

"Balls!"

Out of politeness, Dandan called him, "Cock." ”

Mr. Ji: "......"

I'm so angry all of a sudden!

He provoked angrily: "I dare to kiss my sister, do you dare?"

He first kissed Xiao Yuebai who was sitting in the baby walker: "Po!" He kissed the little crescent in another walker, "Po!"

After kissing both of them, there was still saliva on his mouth, and he said to Dandan, "It's your turn." ”

Dandan's not close, Dandan's playing with the bubble machine.

The chicken always grimaced: "You don't dare to kiss your sister, coward, drink cold water!"

Dandan didn't want to play with him anymore and went to find his mother.

Mr. Chicken and Brother Egg met for the fourth time, Mr. Chicken was two years and ten months old, and Brother Egg was two years and seven months old.

Location: Xuejia, the imperial capital.

Occasion: Chinese New Year's Eve after dinner.

Adults are playing cards, chickens and Dandans are playing in the toy room, chickens always drive the new car that his father bought for him to Dandan, and deliberately drive it with one hand, his father said, one-handed driving is handsome.

Mr. Ji: "Call me brother." ”

Dandan is playing puzzles: "Don't. ”

The chicken always wants to: "Call the chicken always brother." ”

"Don't. ”

Dandan put together the puzzle of the little tree that the chickens hadn't put together for a month.

Mr. Chicken got out of the car and kicked the puzzle with his foot: "Brother Dandan, I have a car, do you have it?"

Dandan re-spelled: "I have." ”

The chicken always patted his car with his little hands, so proud and proud, proud to break through the earth: "My car is oversized, is yours big?"

The balls are quiet balls: "Big." ”

Mr. Ji: "Look at my car, it's bigger than yours." ”

Dandan: "My big." ”

Mr. Ji: "Mine is bigger." ”

Dandan: "My big." ”

Mr. Chicken: "Mine is bigger." ”

Dandan didn't want to fight with him anymore.

The chicken always climbed into his car with his hands and feet: "You come up, I will carry you." ”

Dandan didn't want to play with the car: "I don't want to." ”

The chicken always wants to play with him: "Come on!"

Okay, Dandans sat down.

The chicken is always hi: "Brother Dandan, Brother Chicken will take you for a ride." ”

Brother Dandan, who didn't want to talk.

Mr. Chicken's brother drove with one hand: "Eh, why can't you drive?" Mr. Chicken's brother immediately blamed his younger brother, "It's all you, you're too heavy!"

Dandan helped turn the steering wheel, and when he broke it, the steering wheel broke......

The chicken always looked at his beloved car and cried with a wow: "Mom, Dandan knocked out my car...... Woowoo...... Rotten Eggs ......"

Dandan: "......"

When Dandan was five years old, his great-grandmother was not in good health, so Dandan's family moved to the imperial capital from Xufang Town and lived in a community with Mr. Ji.

Today is the weekend, the kindergarten is closed, and the children in the kindergarten are playing in the community garden.

"Brother Chicken. ”

"Brother Chicken. ”

The chicken lying on the ground playing marbles always got up: "Don't play, my sister called me." He put marbles in his pocket, patted the dirt off his body, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Da Da is not yet three years old, is a small ball, talking grandma's crisp: "Brother Chicken, my kite is hanging on the tree." ”

The chicken always picked her up, put her on a chair under the tree, and dusted the ash from her little skirt: "You sit here, my brother will help you pick it up." ”

Da Da sat obediently: "Brother Chicken, don't fall." ”

Mr. Chicken wore a purple wig and a small jacket: "I won't fall, Mr. Chicken is invincible in the world." He summoned his little brother, "Little Wang, come here." ”

Little Wang is here.

Big Brother Chicken ordered: "Squat." ”

Little Brother Wang also wore a wig, which was burgundy, he was so afraid of the big brother of the chicken, and asked softly and glutinously, "Why do you want to squat?"

"If you squat, you will squat. ”

"Oh. ”

Little Wang squatted under the tree.

The chicken always hugged the tree and stepped on the shoulder of the little king.

Little Wang writhed: "It hurts." ”

The chicken always fiercely attacked him: "If you move again, I will step on your head!"

Little Wang was so aggrieved and wanted to cry, but he didn't dare to cry, he was afraid that the chickens would always beat him.

The tree is not very high, and the chicken usually goes to the house to uncover the tiles, and he climbs up with the little king three or two times, and reaches out to get the kite.

"Dada, look, my brother got it. ”

Da Da shook his legs and smiled: "Brother Ji is so powerful." ”

"That's it. ”

The chicken was about to climb down when he saw the eggs that had just gotten out of the car.

He was so excited: "Dandan!"

"Eggs—"

The feet slipped, and the chicken always swayed twice, and planted it backwards.

The leaves rattle.

Dandan caught him.

Xiao Wang's eyes were as round as marbles: "Who are you?

The wig of the chicken fell off, and he held a watermelon head on his head, with a silly and cute expression: "Dandan, did you fly over just now?"

Dandan's put him down, and there was baby fat on his face, which was a tender little boy's voice: "My dad told me to come home for dinner." "He's leaving.

"You wait for me!"

The chicken always went to chase him, chased a few steps and ran back, squatting down next to the chair: "Da Da, come up, my brother carries you." ”

The day after Dandan moved to the imperial capital, he transferred to the kindergarten of Mr. Ji.

During the lunch break, the teacher thought that the children were asleep, so he went out, and the chicken who pretended to be asleep immediately got up and kicked Xiao Dahai's child in the next bed.

Xiao Dahai was kicked awake by him and rubbed his buttocks: "Why did you hit me?"

The chicken always snorted: "Look at you unpleasantly." ”

He kicked again, climbed onto the children's bed next door, covered Wang Zirui's child with a quilt, and then punched and kicked him.

Wang Zirui's child woke up crying.

Finally, Chen Sihan, a child from the banana class, always walked over, lifted the quilt, and slapped him.

Chen Sihan's child also woke up, and he was about to cry: "Why are you beating me?"

The chicken always looks like a little rascal: "Hmph, I'll hit you!"

Chen Sihan's child got up and cried tightly: "I want to tell the teacher that you hit me." ”

The chicken is not afraid, the chicken is always the bearest boy in the whole kindergarten: "If you dare to sue, I will beat you every day in the future!"

Chen Sihan's child was about to cry, sniffed his nose, blew the snot bubbles out, he wiped a handful of snot, grabbed Mr. Ji's clothes, and hammered Mr. Ji with a small fist.

The chickens always pressed him on the bed and beat him.

Xiao Dahai's children and Wang Zirui's children also joined the "fierce battle".

The Dandan child who was woken up rubbed his eyes, walked over, and carried two in one hand: "Don't fight." ”

The chickens are always stunned!

Then the teacher came, and Dandans went to sleep.

At lunchtime, the chicken always moved a small stool and sat next to Dandan, and quietly asked, "Dandan, are you an alien?"

Dandan said, "I'm not." ”

"Then are you Monkey King?"

"Me neither. ”

Mr. Chicken didn't believe it, and then asked, "Can you fly?"

"Can you turn my bag into a piece of?"

"Have you ever been on a UFO?"

"Do you know how to fight monsters?"

"Can you become King Kong?"

"You-

Dan Dan picked up the bowl and turned his back: "I'm going to eat, don't talk to me all the time." ”

Mr. Chicken: "Oh. ”

The chicken always took two mouthfuls of rice: "Dandan, can you help me beat Zhang Xiaochuan? That fat dun, he scolded Da for being deaf, and he also pulled Da's hearing aids!" and Xiao Dahai Prince Rui Chen Sihan also scolded, so he beat them all! But Zhang Xiaochuan is fat dun, he can't beat them.

Dandan was eating around Xiao Doudou and spoke like a little adult: "Children are not allowed to fight." ”

The chicken twisted his head: "Hmph, coward, drink cold water!"

During the lunch break the next day, Zhang Xiaochuan cried, and the teacher asked Zhang Xiaochuan why he was crying, and Zhang Xiaochuan said that he had fallen.

When the teacher took Zhang Xiaochuan away, the chicken always got out of the quilt and climbed onto the egg bed: "Dandan." ”

The egg slept like an egg.

The chicken always touches the "egg", good society: "You will be my brother in the future!"

The chicken that didn't sleep but pretended to be asleep had just witnessed everything.

Zhang Xiaochuan didn't fall, it was Dandan's pinching of his marbles into slag, Dandan said that if he said it, he would pinch his hands and hands into slag, and Dandan also said that if he bullied Xiaoban's Dada again, his feet and feet would be crushed into slag.

Later, the chicken was always called Dandange.

Later, the chicken always asked Dandan: "Brother Dan, can you teach me superpowers?"

Dandan's can't be preached.

The chicken always died of melancholy: "If only I had you so powerful." "Then he'll be able to knock down all the bullies.

Later, whoever bullied Da Da again, the chicken would always beat him, and if he couldn't win, he would call Dan Dan to help him beat him.

Later, they grew up together.

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