Xue Yongyong is a scumbag.

He has had girlfriends since he was five years old and has had a total of nine girlfriends.

The first girlfriend was Xiaohua in the next class of the kindergarten, because Xiaohua's brother had a lot of marbles, so he "dated" with Xiaohua.

Later, Xiaohua "empathized and said goodbye", and secretly gave the mooncakes he gave her to Lu Jiangtang, who had just transferred to the kindergarten, and Xue Yongyong "broke up" with Xiaohua.

But it doesn't matter, he soon had a second girlfriend, Xiaomei, who has a green wig and wears a super cool one, so he "dated" with Xiaomei. Later, Xiaomei sent the fake to him, and he "broke up" with Xiaomei.

The third girlfriend is from the same neighborhood as him, and she has a good time.

His girlfriend asked him, "Is it me good-looking or is it good-looking?"

Xue Yongyong didn't understand why girls liked to ask such self-inflicted questions.

So, you can't blame him for insulting: "Of course it's Da Da." ”

My girlfriend was so angry: "You don't say I'm good-looking, let's break up!"

"Oh well. ”

Anyway, she had already helped him clear the forty-third level of Xiaoxiao.

At that time, Xue Yongyong was in the third grade of primary school.

His fourth girlfriend was made in the fifth grade of primary school, and she was a primary school bully, in order to copy her homework, Xue Yongyong "dated" with her.

One day, Dada came to class to look for him, and his girlfriend saw it and asked, "What is she wearing on her ears?"

He was upset, he hated other people's talk the most, and for the sake of copying homework, he replied: "Hearing aids." ”

The girlfriend immediately asked, "Is she deaf?"

He was immediately furious: "You're deaf." He stubbornly threw half of his homework to the ground, "Break up, I'm going to break up with you!"

It's a big deal not to copy homework!

In the first year of junior high school, he became a school bully and had his fifth girlfriend.

At that time, he was a thief who liked the non-mainstream, and it was his dream to dye his hair and pierce his ears to drive a motorcycle, but his father didn't allow that dog thing, so he had no choice but to wear a wig and earrings to ride a bicycle.

Why do you want to have a 5th girlfriend?

It's very simple, how can there be no girl when you are a school bully.

What is the name of the fifth female friend? He forgot, just remember the surname Li, so let's call her Xiao Li affectionately for the time being.

After school, Xiao Li insisted on riding his bicycle.

Okay, it's cool for the school bully to ride a bicycle with a girl, so he agreed, but Xiao Li still had to grab his clothes, so he couldn't bear it: "Why are you grabbing my clothes?"

Xiao Li smiled shyly.

Xue Xiaoba warned: "Don't grab my clothes!"

Xiao Li smiled coquettishly again.

Xue Xiaoba couldn't stand it anymore, and pushed her away: "We broke up!"

Xiao Li stopped laughing now, she cried.

The next day, ex-girlfriend Xiao Li saw her scumbag ex-Xue Xiaoba riding a bicycle with another little girl for a ride, and Xue Xiaoba, who didn't let people grab her clothes, also reminded her intimately when she was going downhill: "Da Da, hurry up." ”

In the second year of junior high school, Xue Xiaoba had his sixth girlfriend, surnamed Ge.

Come, let's affectionately call her Ge.

Xiao Ge is the girlfriend of the school bully next door, Xue school bully can't get used to that kid, so he brought Xiao Ge here, and he was so angry that the school bully next door blocked him for a month. It's okay, Xue Xiaoba can still be afraid of the school bully next door?

It turns out that the school bully next door is the grandson.

Look, your grandfather is your grandfather!

Xiaoge is in the third year of junior high school, one level higher than Xue Xiaoba, originally Xiaoge dyed his hair yellow, because Xue Xiaoba said that he looked stupid, Xiaoge dyed it black.

One day, Xue Xiaoba skipped class and played games in the mountains behind the school, and of course his girlfriend followed.

Xiaoge was very close to him: "Zhou Zhou told me that she was with Da Yang." ”

Xue Xiaoba was playing the game, absent-mindedly: "Which one?"

“kiss。 ”

"Oh. ”

Gone?

Xue Xiaoba asked again: "Who is Zhouzhou?"

Ge: "......"

I've seen them all three times!

Xiaoge was a little angry: "My best friend." "Don't dare to be too angry, she still likes Xue Xiaoba very much, because Xue Xiaoba is good-looking and rich, and his grades are at the bottom but he is willing to spend money.

One thing is not good, he is too addicted to games.

"Do you have an eightfold mirror?"

"Damn, this grandson attacked me. ”

"See if I don't blow his head!"

After a beep of gunshots, he shouted, "Teammate." ”

"Teammate, I'm down. ”

"Help me!"

"Teammates, help me!"

"Teammates, help me !!"

But his teammates didn't come to help him, and he died.

Damn, these wasted teammates! He reported the grandson who blew his head and started again.

"Brave. ”

"Huh?" he began to pick up his equipment as soon as he got to the ground.

Xiao Ge Sajiao: "Look up at me." ”

He raised his head, and saw a face that was getting closer and closer to the palette, and he quickly stepped back, startled: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Ge Jiaojiao looked at him timidly: "Don't you want to kiss me?"

Xue Yongyong: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to!"

You actually covet his beauty?!

He pushed her away: "I didn't see it, Yang Lele, you are actually a pervert." ”

The corners of Xiao Ge's mouth twitched: "I'm Ge Lele." ”

"Oh, really?"

Xiao Ge slapped over.

The next day, Xue Xiaoba broke up with his sixth girlfriend.

After two months, he had his seventh girlfriend. The seventh girlfriend is a cow, not only the girlfriend of the sixth Xiaoge, but also the daughter of his head teacher.

Xue Xiaoba hates the head teacher the most, and the bald head teacher is simply the biggest stumbling block on the grand road of his domination of the fifth middle school in the imperial capital.

Therefore, Xue Xiaoba got the head teacher and his daughter. To be fair, this matter is not all up to him, it was the head teacher's daughter who sent it to the door herself, saying that she wanted to seek justice for her best friend, but she begged and fell in love with Xue Xiaoba.

What is the name of the seventh, by the way, it is called Zhouzhou, I don't remember what the surname is.

One day, Zhou Zhou called him out on the weekend.

It was about nine o'clock, and Xue Yongyong arrived at ten o'clock.

Zhou Zhou complained: "You're late again." ”

"I'm playing games. "He's not very happy, he just secretly made a tin foil ironing two days ago, and yesterday his father found out, he had to let him shave his flat head, he wiped a flat head, in the winter, his head was going to freeze for him, he was so unhappy, "Why did you ask me to come out?"

"My friend wants to meet you. ”

Didn't she just want to declare her sovereignty in front of his ex-girlfriend Xiaoge, tsk, woman.

"That's it?" he wore a fluorescent green down jacket and put on his hat, super cool, "Don't you want to see me?"

"It's coming soon. ”

That's not it.

How could Xue Yongyong have that patience: "Then I'll go back and play two games and come back." ”

"Can't you fight here?"

My girlfriend got a little angry.

However, when he was angry, he didn't coax: "The mobile phone doesn't feel good, I want to use the computer to play." ”

Although the school bully can't do without a female friend, the creature of the female friend head is too troublesome, and it is the ultimate villain boss who prevents him from killing all sides in the game.

The villain boss was very angry: "You can't wait for a while, the game is so important, is it more important than me?"

He felt stupid about this question: "Why do you want to compare with the game?"

No, he asked Lu Jiangtang to take him to open the black, he had to go.

"Xue Yongyong!" The thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl was so moved by her hoarse voice for love that she was about to cry, "If you leave like this, we will break up." ”

Xue Yongyong shrugged his shoulders, like a scumbag ruffian: "Then I wish you a happy breakup." "He went back to playing.

In this way, he broke up with his seventh girlfriend.

In the third year of junior high school, he had his eighth girlfriend, and it didn't seem to be for any reason, just that the woman was very good-looking, and she had face when she took it out.

What's it called?

I don't remember, let's call him the eighth for the time being.

One day after school, he was waiting for the eighth at the school gate, he borrowed a locomotive, and wanted to take the eighth for a ride, how cool it is to take the girl for a ride, his little second master is such a cool person.

Before the eighth came, he saw Dada first.

The school uniform of the fifth middle school is ugly and ugly, so a good child like Dada can wear it, and hell, she is not ugly at all.

"Peace. ”

He doesn't call her by her nickname outside, only at home.

Qi'an is like her mother, whether it is temperament or appearance, she is quiet, beautiful, and well-behaved, wearing a school uniform in a regular manner, cutting the head of a student with ears, she called him: "Brother Chicken." ”

Xue Yongyong didn't like this nickname, and after the fourth grade of elementary school, he didn't allow people to call him Mr. Ji, except for Qi'an.

"When were you discharged?"

Qi'an is not in good health, and when the season changes and when the weather is cold, he basically spends himself in the hospital. She had just had a serious illness the other day, and he looked at her and thought she had lost a little weight again.

She replied, "Morning." ”

"Are you going to be discharged from the hospital?"

"It's no big deal. ”

"It's not okay to get in the way. He completely forgot about his girlfriend, "I'll send you home." ”

At this time, his eighth came.

Qi An's voice was always small and gentle when she spoke, and she said, "No, my dad will come and pick me up." Brother Ji, then I'll go first. ”

She nodded politely to Xue Yong's eighth terminth, and then walked away with her head down.

He watched her go.

So short.

Thirteen-year-old Qi An was only 1.5 meters, and at that time, he was almost 1.75 meters, she was so short, he was always worried that others would beat her......

The eighth is a social sister, dyed her hair and wears a short skirt, and wears a row of studs on her ears.

It's not like praying.

Qi'an is the most well-behaved, from childhood to adulthood, Qi'an is the most well-behaved child in the community, other children take a medicine and cry and cry to be coaxed, when Qi'an is injected, not only will not cry, but will also comfort her mother in turn, saying that she is not in pain.

"Mr. Chicken?"

The eighth heard Qi An call him the chicken elder brother.

He put the helmet of the locomotive on: "Don't scream. ”

The girl in the short leather skirt and the big waves pointed at Qi An with her chin: "That girl is also called." ”

The young man snorted, looking at the skirt of the girl's school uniform in the distance, he always felt that it was a little shorter, no, Ming'er had to let her wear a pair of pants under the skirt: "Can you compare with her?"

Qi'an is the most well-behaved girl in the world, who can compare with her?

He rode his locomotive and went on his own, leaving the eighth man behind.

The next day, the eighth asked him to go to the movies.

Just go, he's been a little short-sighted lately, and he asked him to play less on the computer.

The eighth went to get the ticket, he took out his mobile phone, played games, and playing mobile phones is not playing on the computer.

When the eighth man came back after taking the ticket, he saw that he had taken his clothes and was in a hurry to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"I went to the hospital. ”

"The movie is about to begin. ”

"See for yourself. He was talking to Qi An on the phone, and the guy who was usually used to being wild and used to prodigal had a surprisingly well-behaved tone, "Da Da, give the phone to the doctor, I have something to tell him." ”

The eighth knew that Qi An's nickname was Da Da, and he had heard Xue Yongyong call a few times.

"Do you still have a fever?"

He was talking to Qi'an's doctor on the phone, his tone was a little anxious, but everything was detailed, he instructed one by one: "There are several antipyretics that she can't use, she will be allergic, I will send you the name of the medicine." ”

"Don't prick your right hand when you stick the needle, the blood vessels in her right hand are more difficult to find. ”

"There is no need to draw blood, she just did a blood routine the day before yesterday. ”

"She is afraid of bitterness, so she tries to prescribe capsules when she prescribes medicine. ”

Xue Yongyong is like his father, lacking roots and tendons, and he is very heartless, but this guy who usually can't even remember what day his birthday is, but he remembers all the details related to Qi'an.

The doctor thought the young man was too verbose: "Why don't you treat it?"

"What does Lao Tzu want you to do?" The young man was frizzy, flammable, explosive, irritable and explosive, "Call Dean Sun, I have something to say to him-"

Before he could finish speaking, his phone was snatched away.

"It's like this every time, when that Qiao Qi'an is sick, you just leave me behind, who is your girlfriend. "The eighth one can't bear it anymore.

"Give me the phone. Xue Yongyong had a cold face, he was really angry.

Although he has a big temper, his heart is really big, and he rarely gets angry, and the last time he was angry was because of Qiao Qi'an. At that time, the sports committee of Qiao Qi'an's class couldn't find anyone to run the relay race, so he let Qiao Qi'an, who had the best temper, fainted, and he rushed over at that time, and beat the sports committee member without saying a word, and also made a big fire.

"Qiao Qi'an is not your own sister, why do you care about her so much. ”

"What's the matter with you?"

"I'm your girlfriend. ”

Girlfriend?

He has more girlfriends, who are rare.

"We broke up. He was impatient, "Can you give me back my phone now?"

"Xue Yongyong, you bastard-"

In the eighth anger, he was going to drop his mobile phone.

He was quick to see and immediately grabbed her: "Don't drop your phone, I haven't finished the call yet." ”

The girl was so angry that she scolded: "Scumbag!"

A scumbag is a scumbag.

Xue scumbag went to the hospital.

Outside Qi'an's ward, Lu Jiangtang was there, and when he was a teenager, he had already seen the first look of disaster for the country and the people: "Didn't you go to watch a movie with your little girlfriend?"

"Divided. ”

Lu Jiangtang is very objective, honest, and serious: "Scumbag." ”

Xue bravely and generously admitted, laughing loudly: "It's not been a day or two since I was a scumbag." He walked to the ward, "Did you sleep?"

"Slept. ”

Xue Yongyong touched it lightly.

He was obviously very light, but Qi An still woke up and called him: "Brother Chicken." ”

"Hmm. ”

He pulled up a chair and sat down in front of the bed.

Qi An was dazed and fell asleep again.

He sat for a while, a little irritated, and went to the stairwell to smoke.

When he was thirteen years old, he learned to smoke, not to kill his sorrows, but to be handsome.

Lu Jiangtang hasn't left yet: "Snuff out the cigarette." ”

Okay.

Who made him beautiful?

Lu Jiangtang and Xue Yongyong are two kinds of people who are just opposites.

For example, many parents in the community will use two sentences to educate their children, the first sentence is: If you are so nonsense, you will be like that kid of the Xue family in the future. The second sentence is: Don't mess around anymore, look at Lu Jiangtang.

Xue Yongyong is engaged in heaven and earth all day long.

When Lu Jiangtang was engaged in Xue Yongyong's world, he had already obtained a doctorate degree in biomedicine, and by the way, he also got a side job in brain surgery.

When he was a teenager, he wore a white coat to open people's heads, can you imagine? The group of white-haired authoritative experts still called him Teacher Lu.

Xue Yongyong was not afraid of his father's stick when he was a child, but he was a little scared of Teacher Lu, although Teacher Lu looked decent and polite and gentlemanly, but thinking about his own father, how could he be an inoffensive person.

Xue Yongyong obediently pinched his cigarette.

Teacher Lu has a superior IQ and is calmer than his peers: "Do you like to pray for peace?"

Xue bravely scratched his head: "Of course, she is my sister." ”

Teacher Lu commented on the matter: "Fool. ”

“……”

Hum!

You're beautiful, I don't care about you!

Xue Yongyong returned to the ward, Qi An was still sleeping, and most of the quilt fell to the ground. He picked up the quilt and covered her.

Qi An suddenly rolled over.

He just saw that her neckline was slipping down, and the pink shoulder straps were exposed, and he was stunned for a moment, then threw the quilt and ran away......

Running outside the ward, he began to gasp, began to have a fever, and began to think about it......

That night, he also had a dream in which he saw Qi An's pink shoulder strap go from her to his hand. All night, he seemed to be soaked in hot water, hot and floating,

It was almost dawn, he woke up, lifted the quilt and looked, well, no eyes.

"Tsk, Xue Yongyong, you beast!"

For a month, he didn't go to see Qi'an.

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