Chapter 35: The Fifth Level
Not long after Wang Tianan walked along the coast, several vibrant coconut trees appeared in front of him.
Coconut trees are available, but how to pick them is a problem.
It was impossible to go up to the tree to pick, after all, he had no professional training!
If you climb a tree halfway through and your foot slips and falls, it will be more than worth the loss!
But just sitting under the tree and looking at the plum to quench your thirst is not a solution!
"Forget it, let's go up!" Anyway, sitting and waiting underground, it is better to try to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle.
As soon as he walked up to the coconut tree, a coconut fell from the "Duang" tree and knocked him unconscious.
"Oops! Why hasn't this kid come back yet? Jiang Ziya, who was sitting on the seat of the main god and staring at the fish, saw that it was dark, and this person had not come back yet. I felt a sense of loss in my heart, after all, I was still waiting to see Wang Tianan's prostration and death with diarrhea?
Although he sits in the position of the main god, it is from the perspective of God, but this perspective is fixed. Otherwise, how could he personally go down to the underground river to find Wang Tianan.
And now the place where Wang Tianan is is just his blind spot, otherwise he would definitely drink wine and eat side dishes and wait for Wang Tianan to eat the remaining two hairtail fish.
"Oops!" Wang Tianan was awakened by the rising tide of the sea, clutching the bag smashed by the coconut on his head, and pointing to the sky. "You bad old man, always trying to murder me. ”
After being knocked unconscious by the coconut this time, he deeply remembered this lesson, and when he encountered the coconut tree again in the future, he first observed to make sure that he was near.
I didn't pay attention that day, and a bomb fell on my head and knocked me unconscious!
It's okay if it's a dud, but if it's a real guy, I don't know how I died!
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I'll go, it's really a coconut. Old man, why don't you change a bomb for him! Even if he can't be blown up, he can't take care of himself! The queen mother complained to Jiang Ziya in her heart.
Although Dong Yong didn't have any superficial attitude here, he made up his mind that as long as he saw this old man in Heavenly Court, he would not be able to eat and walk around.
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Dong An'an's side still did not give up the opportunity to find the mastermind behind the scenes from the books in the Heavenly Court Library, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't find it, because her current reading privilege was not enough, and when she sat on the throne of the Queen Mother, she could understand those forbidden books in the Heavenly Court, and those books would have everything she wanted to know.
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Between the shouts, the sea water had already reached Wang Tianan's knees.
Your sister, can't you wait for me to pick it up? You have to smash me, now it's okay! You didn't quench my thirst, and the belly-filling hairtail is gone!
Wang Tian'an was bitter in his heart! He wanted to quench his thirst with coconut, but he didn't drink the coconut, and the hairtail fish was also taken away by the tide!
This is really picking up a sesame seed and being smashed, and the watermelon was abducted!
Who is going to reason with this?
There's nowhere to go about it, so if you're hungry, you're hungry!
Now because of the high tide, I can't stay at the beach anymore! I have to climb the hill behind me.
"Ahh A gust of wind blew over the sea, and Jiang Ziya sneezed at a high place.
"Oops! My hairtail!" Jiang Ziya sneezed and his hand loosened, and two hairtails with laxatives fell from the sky in an instant.
"Hmph!" it doesn't matter if this gust of wind blows, the rhinitis from the war back then also committed!
Good guy, the nose is uncomfortable!
Suddenly, he remembered that he had rhinitis again, and he went to Hua Tuo for diagnosis and treatment, and there was still a pack of medicine, although it had been a long time and I don't know if the effect of the medicine was still effective, but I had to relieve it after taking it!
Jiang Ziya reached out and took out a packet of powder wrapped in oil paper from his pocket, opened it and took a look. "Well, it's been a long time! The pills have turned to powder!"
He didn't care how the pill turned into powder to relieve the discomfort was a big deal, and he took it without thinking about it.
After taking it, the physical condition is indeed relieved a lot, but doesn't it relieve the symptoms?
"Poof...... Burst...... Poof......!"
"Oops!"
The retribution came, and suddenly I felt a pain in my stomach, and the chrysanthemum tightened. The stool that flows down the intestines in the body is instantly locked in the body by the chrysanthemum.
It turned out that what he was taking was not a medicine for rhinitis at all, but a laxative that he prepared to trick Wang Tian'an.
"Oops! It's uncomfortable!" As the main god, he is also a person who wants face! So he was afraid that people would see it, so his face was suffocated, and he walked the inner eight steps in "Raise Your Hands" under his feet.
"Oh, where are you going?" Jiang Ziya looked around, only the destination island where Wang Tian'an was staying had a forest.
Jiang Ziya is also an ambassador of the gods, can he lose face?
If he doesn't find a hidden place, he will be secretly photographed by the scum among the immortals!
"Oops! I'm coming out!" Jiang Ziya flew over at a high speed in the selected place, after all, the following was urgent.
If you fly like this in the western sky, you will definitely be stopped by the chief of the Western Heavenly Police Sun Wukong in the name of speeding to check the driver's license.
Jiang Ziya didn't care about the speed, so he found a bush more than one person tall and squatted down and opened!
And Wang Tianan, who went up the mountain, was also forced to walk this way by the tide.
He looked at the thorny road he had walked along the way, and his heart was even more determined to go on.
But when I thought of Jiang Ziya's hateful old face, I felt a fire in my heart.
"Boom!" he slammed his foot on the ground, and a stone flew up.
"Ahh
"Oops! That smell!" Jiang Ziya himself was almost stunned! He didn't care about looking for the real murderer who hit him with a stone! In an instant, he went to heaven and was embarrassed to be seen by others.
If this is in the mortal world, a public figure like Jiang Ziya encounters this kind of thing, and he will definitely dominate the hot search.
Although this method of hot search is a bit inferior, it saves a lot of money!
"Boom, boom!" Jiang Ziya walked and the end island trembled, and then suddenly cracked and sank in front of Wang Tianan.
The sea level rose wildly as half of the island sank, and soon a gust of wind was set off at the location of the sunken island.
Then there was the spectacle of the dragon sucking water, and then the sky darkened, and the dark blue lightning and thunder in the sky were very oppressive.
I'll go, and he will cross the catastrophe again. Besides, if you cross the catastrophe, you will cross the catastrophe, you have nothing to do here, you are really so close to me, I am afraid that the thunderbolt that will split you will recognize the wrong person and kill me, so how wronged I am!
It is indeed possible to be injured by mistake when he is so close, but people are splitting him, how can it be regarded as accidental injury.
He was just about to find a place to hide, when he heard a faint voice in the wind, "The fifth level, begin." ”