Chapter 36: Rejoicing in the Buddha
Wang Tianan looked at the depressing scene in front of him, and the sound of "the fifth level begins" echoed in his ears.
Your sister, are you fucking blind meowing! This black pressure of the sky and the dragon absorb the powerful suction of water, where can I go to break through! Besides, the card is about it? Why didn't I see it!
yes, why didn't you see it, far away in front of you. The dragon absorbs water is the level, as for how to break through and how to clear the level, this is his own business!
In the sky, Jiang Ziya, who hadn't had time to change his clothes, glared at Wang Tianan and smiled. "Boy, see how you clear the customs this time. β
After Jiang Ziya was knocked down just now, he had already made up his mind to give Wang Tianan a little power.
In order to retaliate against Wang Tianan, he didn't even change his clothes covered in yellow mud, so he concocted this set of desperate levels for Wang Tianan on the level deployment screen.
The conditions for clearing this level are very simple, just jump into the whirlpool.
It's easy to say, but it's a test of courage when you do it.
If you don't have the guts, then only this level will disappear completely!
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"Oh shit, bad old man, you changed the level so many tricks, and it didn't stop this guy from successfully breaking through! "Jiang Ziya keeps doing this kind of showmanship, so she can't stand it!
Dong Yong saw that he had nothing to love, this old man was a bastard, couldn't he respect the designer's design!
He was annoyed when he looked at Jiang Ziya now.
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"Damn, who is it!Did I agree to change my level?Don't treat NPCs as people!" said a white and chubby laughing Buddha in a robe appeared on the dragon's water-absorbing faucet.
This laughing Buddha is none other than the current Buddha Maitreya Buddha's successor, the Buddha of Joy.
Don't look at the signature smile of his father Maitreya Buddha, in fact, he has his heart inside!
The Buddha of Joy looks happy on the surface, but in fact, he doesn't look happy at all. If he hadn't been born with such an expression, he would have been able to see his distorted face when he was angry.
Huanxi Buddha glared at Jiang Ziya with murderous aura in his eyes, and clenched his fist in his hand. The oppressive black clouds dissipated along with the spectacle of the dragon sucking water.
After doing all this, Huanxi Buddha rubbed his right hand on his bright head, pointed at Jiang Ziya and said provocatively: "Lao Tzu's level, how can you be an old man." β
This guy is worthy of being the fiancΓ© chosen by the queen mother for Dong An'an!
In terms of the degree of mental retardation of this tiger, a hundred Wang Tianan can't compare.
Wang Tianan, who was still dodging the accidental injury of the thunderstorm just now, saw that the weather was clear, and he also dodged a fart. Find a suitable shade to lie down, eat fruit and drink coconut tricks.
Fruits and coconuts are all imagination, but watching a drama is real.
After all, Jiang Ziya and Huanxi Buddha have already set up the stage, and it would be too shameful not to watch it!
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The Queen Mother of Heaven secretly applauded when she saw the strong style of the Buddha of Joy, and said in her heart: "It is worthy of my chosen son-in-law, and only this temper is suitable to be my royal successor." β
In fact, she only saw that Wang Tianan was very weak now, but even if he was a happy Buddha when he was domineering on the ground, he couldn't do it.
Wang Tianan came here to break through the first has no power, two has no one, three has no identity, and four has no guys, so how can he fight with this group of powerful guys with his bare hands.
If the identities of the two sides are equal, Wang Tianan will definitely make them kneel and beg for mercy.
The moment Dong Yong saw the appearance of the Buddha of Joy, the old man with a slanted face almost became a donkey's face!
Unlike the Queen Mother, he hated this blind face that Tarzan had collapsed in front of him and his face did not change. Especially the baldness, the one who has not yet reached the age is bald. This shows that life is not healthy! Looking at the family's inherited big belly, either beer belly or fatty liver, can your daughter be happy?
Speaking of which, he still looked at Wang Tianan more pleasing to the eye.
The young man is handsome, not to mention, the main thing is tenacity. How many times have you tossed around in the level, and you haven't dispelled the idea of clearing the level?
Why wasn't this the case back then? The two had the same experience, and not only did they cherish each other.
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Jiang Ziya saw that he was provoked by the kid in front of him, which made him how could he endure it as an ambassador of the gods. Stretching out his hand, he pointed at the Buddha of Joy with the whip and angrily reprimanded: "The wild boy of that family is so ignorant of doing good things to me. β
"Wild boy, then you really exalt me too much! Old miscellaneous hair!" Huanxi Buddha was not happy to hear it, no matter how he said it, he was also a second-generation Buddha, and he used a wild boy to humiliate himself, that word was too lofty!
"Old miscellaneous hair!" Jiang Ziya was completely discouraged when he heard this, and rushed over with a whip in his hand.
Isn't that going to rush over? The dignified ambassador of the gods was scolded by a little hairy boy, who can bear it!
Huanxi Buddha is also a fool, he watched Jiang Ziya rush over with a whip. There was no fear at all, and he didn't believe it! A bad old man's broken whip could still beat himself with the golden body of Buddha's light!
The angry Jiang Ziya whipped out and went straight to the head of the Buddha of Joy.
If this whip really breaks the golden body of the Buddha of Joy and hits the body, the bones of the Buddha of Joy will inevitably be whipped away by the whip.
If that's the case, the life of the Buddha of Joy will be considered useless.
As an audience member, Wang Tianan, watching the wonderful play in the sky, could only silently applaud the two dedicated actors on stage.
There was a dull sound of metal clashing, and the two separated instantly.
Jiang Ziya clenched the right hand of the whip, and the tiger's mouth was shattered, and blood dripped down his arm on the water.
And the Buddha of Joy is okay, although the golden body of the Buddha is not cracked, it has also been beaten out of a groove by the whip.
"Damn, this kid is tough enough. β
"I didn't expect this old man to really have some strength. β
The two complimented each other in their hearts.
"Old man, it's not going to work!" said Huanxi Buddha first.
After all, he was swimming in the checkpoint and was comfortable, but he was suddenly brought over by this old man, and of course he felt uncomfortable!
"The kid is killed," Jiang Ziya didn't bother with him, secretly accumulating strength in his hands, and suddenly whipped his whip like a dragon breaking through the wind.
"Ahh
This whip containing all his strength was whipped on the golden body of the Buddha of Joy. The golden body couldn't withstand the force, and several cracks exploded.
When the Buddha of Joy saw that something was wrong, he slipped away instantly, and he couldn't do it if he didn't slip away!
The golden body is cracked, and Jiang Ziya is still like no one. If it is whipped on himself, then his cultivation for so many years will be over!
If there were no Buddha bones to gather and cultivate, he would grow old and die in an instant.
"Ahem!"
"Poof!" Jiang Ziya spurted a mouthful of old blood for more than ten meters after the Buddha slipped away, and then fell from the sky into the sea.
It turned out that Jiang Ziya pretended to be okay just now, but in fact, he had been injured by the force of the rebound of the whip just now.
The reason why he had to endure his internal injuries and pretend was to scare away the Buddha of Joy. Otherwise, if the Buddha knew his physical condition, he would definitely kill himself.