"With the theme of Journey to the West, talk about any event of Journey to the West, write an essay, about 1,000 words, and make sense. ”

Recalling what the judge said just now, Xue Yi looked at the white paper on the table, unlike the competitors who were on the verge of a great enemy, he hesitated for more than ten seconds before starting to write.

Most of the more than ten seconds are still thinking about how to be disliked, thinking about the six judges and teachers are all strict teachers who have received mainstream education, and teachers generally have a conservative attitude towards deviant ideas.

Thinking like this, he immediately had an idea, anyway, how absurd and unserious he was, and wrote the most absurd deeds with the most casual strokes, and the central idea was roughly the same.

Journey to the West, it revolves around the life of a bald man, after all, how inspirational a bald head is, he is simply the first ruthless person in Journey to the West, second only to the second ruthless man who met the Sun Monkey who chose to steal peaches from the Seven Fairies.

He turned out to be Rulai's apprentice, the golden cicada of Buddhism, and a well-known figure in the Buddhist world.

This background is that the Journey to the West World belongs to the top, and his own strength is strong enough, and he is considered one of the best geniuses, so he may not have the opportunity to sit in the seat of the Lord of Elysium in the West in the future.

Later, he went down to earth and became a monk.

You think he's down?

In fact, people quietly mixed up with one of the protagonists of Journey to the West, and was named the royal brother as a monk, shouldering the heavy responsibility of crossing the west to the east, do you dare to think?

Not only that, but on the road to the west, it is difficult to be ninety-nine eighty-one, no matter how miserable it is, if you don't steal or rob, you have always persevered.

When I met my daughter's country, there were so many good-looking girls, and people were only moved by one, and in the end they left for the sake of their careers, and the heart of choice was always engraved in their bones.

In the end, the family successfully returned to the Buddha realm, was enshrined as the Dantan Meritorious Buddha, and was still free, and also had a close relationship with the Dou Sheng, the Pure Altar Messenger, and the Eight Heavenly Dragons, and the network expanded to the demon clan.

This time and again, in fact, a beautiful battle was fought, and the power in the Buddha realm was greater than before.

What does this tell us?

That is, when you face failure and are stepped on into the abyss, don't give up, only know what you want, insist on doing it well, and the trough can also peak.

Thinking about it, for a while, he wrote like a god, and the delicate little pen was like a dragon, and it only took half an hour for an essay "On the Failure and Rise of Baldness" to be released.

He looked around at his classmates, many of whom were still holding their pens tightly, and they stopped writing.

Xue Yi stood up, strode forward and handed over a piece of paper to the judges' desk.

"Goodbye, teacher. ”

Politely said hello, Xue Yi only felt comfortable, and said in his heart, you guys play slowly!

Everybody!

For a while, many people raised their heads with stunned expressions.

That's it?

It's only been more than 20 minutes at most!

You're done in a thousand words?

Even if you are agile, you have to be patient to check the polish, right?

It seems that the treatment has been abandoned!

One less competitor.

Some lowered their heads and continued with their articles.

And Ju Xiaoyou, who watched this scene, was desperate, she didn't pin any hope on Xue Yi anymore, after all, if she could win the award, everyone would be able to hit the wall.

Lu Jian was very disappointed, he didn't expect Xue Yi to be so unambitious, even if he knew that he would watch me win the award, he didn't have to do this, maybe there would be hope for rescue?

"If you hand it in, you can't change it when you come back. ”

The chief judge sitting in the middle looked a little unhappy, he could accept students who couldn't write well, but he cared a lot about the attitude of the students.

"Teacher, don't worry, I'm not going to change it. Xue Yi naturally knows what others think, but who knows what he thinks?

What you care about is this award, I just want to be a gangster, you are more than yours, what does it have to do with me?

If you don't hand in the blank papers, I feel that I already have a lot of respect for everyone here.

The judge teacher pinched Xue Yi's composition paper, his eyes sank, he wanted to see what this student could write.

"Huh," he looked at for about half a minute, and sighed slightly.

……

With this sound, Xue Yi, who had already come out, naturally didn't know, what he was more worried about now was how to spend the next time, there should be two and a half hours before the award was announced, go to the library!

Come and wait half an hour in advance, sign in, and let this event have a beginning and an end.

……

Two hours later, Xue Yi came, and there were already many people waiting in the classroom.

Some people got together.

Ju Xiaoyou was also chatting with some people, and Xue Yi heard her say in a loud voice from afar, "This time our class is estimated to be cold again, and I don't know what I'm writing after I finish writing." ”

Her friend teased her, "That's not normal!

"You can't expect that guy who wrote it in twenty minutes to help you get a prize!"

"Twenty minutes or so, I guess it's a mess. ”

"When I saw him go out, the judges' faces were dark, you don't know if you make up for it. ”

"Now, he's coming, you have to be curious, or you have to ask yourself.

"Xue Yi. Ju Xiaoyou shouted and beckoned.

When Xue Yi walked in, in fact, not only Ju Xiaoyou noticed, many people looked at him quietly, some people pointed and pointed, talking about his twenty-minute handing in the paper, he actually wondered, what does it have to do with you?

Take your prize!

If you eat a watermelon, you have to smash someone with a watermelon rind?

Is it so cool to make me a deviant and flaunt my rightness?

Xue Yi didn't bother to pay attention, he walked up to Ju Xiaoyou and asked, "What's the matter with me?"

Ju Xiaoyou smiled and said, "It's okay, let's talk about what we wrote." ”

"Seeing you're here, I'll ask you. ”

"Oh. ”

"Are you in a bad state today? ”

"No, I just can't write, I can only fool around, and after writing, I feel that I am bored and go out. ”

"That's it, hey, in fact, you don't have any baggage in your heart, I told you that I'm almost the same, the topic of Journey to the West is not easy to write, and I also write a mess. ”

Ju Xiaoyou comforted, she regretted talking to Xue Yi about this, with her understanding of Xue Yi, she attaches great importance to this type of competition, and now she may feel how uncomfortable she feels!

Hearing her words, Xue Yi smiled and waved his hand, "Forget it, it's all over." ”

"I don't care, there's nothing I can't say, I'm actually just writing a joke, a spoof. ”

Xue Yi said roughly what he wrote and shortened, a bald man named Xuanzang, who was originally a golden cicada in the sky, fell into the clouds and became a monk, but he didn't give up, and took the three abandoned officials who were degraded from the sky to take the Western Scripture, and there were countless hardships and dangers along the way, and a bunch of beauties seduced him to ignore it, and finally became a Buddha.

After listening, Ju Xiaoyou and a few of her friends were happy.

"Wow, that's what you wrote!"

"No wonder I see that the judges' face is so bad, hey, let me tell you, one of the judges today is the head of our department, you are careful of being remembered by him. ”

Xue Yi smiled, dare to write or be afraid of here?

In addition, what he dictated and what he wrote is another thing, except for the bald and a little rough, the words used throughout the whole article are very serious words, absolutely deeply rooted in the core values of socialism, at most a little joke and ridicule, which can be regarded as closely related to the story of Journey to the West.

To put it mildly, this is also a kind of postmodernist structural analysis of literary works.

If he can still keep a small notebook for himself, he has nothing to say.

And Xue Yi didn't deliberately hide it when he spoke, and soon knew it all in a small area.

After that, like a plague, it spread to the out-of-control classroom, and most people knew about it, and after everyone smiled and smiled, there was no surprise.

After all, it's only been a 20-minute article, it's not funny, is it wrong, can it still be an award-winning level, that's outrageous!

Ju Xiaoyou paid attention to the surroundings, and then looked at Xue Yi with a smile on his face, but he didn't know what to say, and quietly said to him: "You have such a good mentality, everyone is laughing at you!"

"They want to laugh at what I can do and let them go. Xue Yi said indifferently, his face was extremely calm, after all, the Rebirth Party, he was also a thirty-year-old person in his previous life, not to mention that he had experienced strong winds and waves, this little child's joke was still ignored.

As long as he does what he wants, let him do the rest.

……

The students were quiet, and after the evaluation and voting of the six judges and teachers, the list of winners has now been drawn up, one first prize, two second prizes, and three third prizes. ”

An officer of the Literary Society stepped up to the podium and said loudly.

Everyone was instantly silent, their eyes flashing with anticipation, and many people were even so nervous that they straightened their waists, like Lu Jian holding the pen tightly.

No one noticed that after Vice President Gao Jianguo glanced at the list and comments again, he was surprised to find an essay and read it carefully.

The vast majority of people focused on what the man on the podium was saying.

Now I invite Professor Wang Lixian, a distinguished professor of the School of Management, to announce the list of winners and present certificates. ”

The applause was like a tide of water, slowly rising as the professor's steps slowly rose, rolling like a big wave in the hearts of the students who were interested in competing for the award.

The main event, here it comes.