Chapter 12 You slap me, I'll see if it hurts.
On the podium, the professor delivered a speech, and the award was presented in an orderly manner.
Similar to all awards, from back to front, the grand finale.
Every time someone in the crowd was pronounced, there was laughter, applause, and then silence.
Receiving the award, giving a speech, and the teacher's comments, the following staff member of the literary club also took great pains to say a so-called jury evaluation, which looks like some awards parties.
Xue Yi looked at all this with interest, pursed his lips and said nothing, he was really good at playing with a set of processes.
Compared with the previous award ceremonies that I have never been to, this is really just pediatrics, with no lights and no big names.
More than 100 people participated in the competition, and the six judges watched it in two hours and announced it directly, which is how tight the progress is, and the most powerful thing is that even the name of the award certificate is handwritten on the spot.
Thinking about it, I was actually autistic because I didn't get this kind of award before, and as a pseudo-literary youth, I was also quite out of style.
As the process progressed, one after another award-winning winners came to the stage, most of the acceptance speeches were short, the children were very excited, and the teacher encouraged them to say two more words, and some of their faces turned red.
"Second Prize - Lu Jian. According to the unwritten rules, more than one person wins an award, and the last one is generally considered to be the best of the second prize.
When Xue Yi heard that it was his roommate who looked at it, he had the impression that this child always won this kind of competition when he was in college, and he used to be jealous of it.
Now of course he's happy.
The second prize is finally awarded, which means that the first prize is finally going to be awarded, and you can retreat immediately.
When Lu Jian came to power, his face was easy-going, and he said a bunch of modest words with a small mouth.
Well deserved!
The judges praised it!
It's a fluke!
If you are so good at talking in life, it is impossible not to find a girlfriend.
After stepping down, he probably couldn't hold back, and threw a look at Xue Yi, as if he was envious, hehe.
Xue Yi smiled and looked at the stage nonchalantly.
Everyone present also stared at the podium in silence.
The first prize is coming!
Professor Wang, who was at the podium, took out the last piece of paper.
The atmosphere was instantly quiet.
Some confident people look forward to having their names pronounced.
The people who eat melons are curious about who will come out on top.
The winners of the second and third prizes are also curious about who won themselves.
Xue Yi was about the most relaxed, and he didn't have the slightest interest in this award at all.
Professor Wang didn't let everyone's curiosity continue, and immediately read in a calm voice.
"The first prize winner, Xue Yi. ”
"Xue Yi is invited to the stage. ”
The sound fell, it was quiet for a long time, and only the word 'Xue Yi' seemed to have an echo, endlessly.
Xue Yi even turned his head and looked around, and said in his heart that there is someone with the same name as himself?
And the whole audience, at first about that.
Xue Yi?
Who is Xue Yi?
Those who know Xue Yi are:
Xue Yi?
That Xue Yi?
He won the first prize?
And when Xue Yi's name and image finally came together in many people's exchanges with each other.
Click, click, the pen fell to the ground in an instant.
Hiss, gasping and spreading like an infectious disease.
Surprised, "Is that him?"
The guy who only wrote for twenty minutes and handed it in?
How could it be him?
Everyone in the audience who had listened to the content of Xue Yi's own article was stupid at this time.
Didn't he write a bald story!
Isn't that a spoof joke?
At this moment, they only felt that their faces were being slapped and slapped, and they were laughing in their hearts, but in a blink of an eye, they beat them all.
This man is simply ...... Old Yin coins!
Lu Jian was trembling, his mouth opened to the size of a goose egg, and his face was full of disbelief, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"Ahhhhh Ju Xiaoyou shouted excitedly.
Then she patted Xue Yi's shoulder vigorously with her hand,
"Xue Yi, you won the first prize!"
"Wow, you're so good at pretending. ”
"Hey, stupid? ”
"Why are you still shaking!"
Xue Yi gritted his teeth and said stubbornly: "Maybe it's the same name!"
No, it's you. Ju Xiaoyou affirmed.
Her words also ruthlessly shattered the last trace of "disbelief" in Xue Yi's heart.
At one point, he was confused.
He didn't know how to describe his mood, his hands trembled uncontrollably, and his face was as blue as freshly fired porcelain.
You know, a minute ago, he was even looking forward to eating Malatang, and listening to any sound felt like a kind of relief.
Now, everything sounds in my ears are like buzzing flies.
I really can't understand!
Just like the people who watched him slow down, they couldn't understand why this person won the first prize as if he had picked up a rotten cabbage, and what did that disgusted look mean?
"Pretending to be garlic, this guy may be so happy now! But why did he win the first prize? I haven't seen how hard he has been studying his writing lately, but he has written a bunch of unsightly novels, is it a deliberate trick to confuse me?" Lu Jian couldn't understand.
"Could it be that this guy has recently read the Art of War?"
Someone urged him to come to power, and Xue Yi went up absentmindedly.
He tried not to lose his temper, but he couldn't control the amplitude of his hand tremors.
I just can't figure it out!
Why did you win the first prize?
I didn't win awards for being so serious before, but today my attitude is at most one thousandth, and I can't be perfunctory anymore.
This also won the first prize?
Funny?
"Haha, it seems that Xue Yi is a little nervous, there's no need, relax. ”
"Your style of writing is very interesting, keep up the good work, and strive to get a prize when you participate in the whole academy competition. ”
Professor Wang smiled and handed the award certificate to Xue Yi.
Then the staff read aloud the jury's evaluation.
The full text uses a slightly witty style to ridicule Tang Seng for learning scriptures is actually a life inspirational film, with muddy but vulgar words, ingenious writing, and excellent pen power.
Eighty-one difficult to reflect the twists and turns of life, Tang Seng to the daughter country is a clear view of the relationship between men and women, can afford to let go, get and willing, although this interpretation is alternative but unique.
The most commendable thing is that the whole text has never taken off a core, and life has ups and downs, and it must be indomitable and defeated repeatedly.
At this time, many people were already reading the manuscript written by Xue Yi, a small number of Lu Jianzhi and others were disdainful, and most of them had already recognized it, completely when what Xue Yi said before was just a joke, after all, the article did have something.
At most, some people think that Xue Yi is a bit of a quirk, writing well is good, what are you doing pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, do you like to slap others in the face so much?
And every time he heard that person recite a comment, Xue Yi's heart felt like a knife was piercing, and he pulled it out and then pierced it.
It sounded very lofty, and it seemed to be incomparably profound, but he didn't think about it at all when he wrote it.
It's just a few handfuls of writing!
Can this also reflect reality?
What do you want from me?
……
The eyes of the audience focused on Xue Yi, waiting for him to speak.
"Thank you to the judges and students. ”
After a few short words, Xue Yi stepped down in a trance.
Others didn't expect that his feeling of not caring was inexplicably uncomfortable.
The teacher smiled and made a round: "It can be seen that Xue Yi is more introverted and a very humble person, students should study more." ”
And Xue Yi didn't even know how he got off the stage, as if his soul had been sucked away.
He looked at Ju Xiaoyou with joy, and said unrelentingly: "You slap me, I want to see if it hurts." ”
"You're stupid, okay, don't pretend to be excited. Ju Xiaoyou said.
"I just read your article, but it's not as humorous as you said, I'll just say why others laugh at you, why aren't you angry at all, your feelings are in your hands. ”
"You're good enough to pretend. ”
"Do people like you like to play the kind of routine that gets ridiculed first and then shocks everyone?"
Xue Yi didn't want to talk anymore, he was so tired.
Until everyone left, Xue Yi walked out of the door and was still thinking about the reason.
Ju Xiaoyou followed him, and he felt strange in his heart, why did this person have a bitter face after winning the award, and his requirements for himself were too high!
Finally, Xue Yi figured it out.
The reason why I was able to win the award was purely a coincidence, and the words that obviously stumbled into a little bit of life philosophy were magnified.
Next time...... Anyway, next time I have to participate in the academy competition, I don't write anything that may make people think about the academy competition, and show the absurdity and impropriety to the extreme, so it's always okay!
It is estimated that there will be a bunch of cattle in the academy competition, and the talented people in the College of Liberal Arts are not vegetarians, so they may be able to get their wish without me releasing water!
In other words, it's nothing more than one more show!
Thinking about it like this, Xue Yi suddenly made a lot happier.
Ju Xiaoyou really couldn't stand this atmosphere like being eliminated, and said:
"Okay, don't be embarrassed, I don't know if you think you're a loser. ”
"Let's eat! ”
"Huh?" Xue Yi was dumbfounded, how could he treat him decently!
"Ahhhhh ”
She pulled Xue Yi and walked forward, looking like her girlfriend was excited to celebrate her boyfriend's victory.
Lu Jian, who was thinking about life in the back, saw this scene and pierced his heart again.
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