When she got home, Xie Suya asked, "Did Ge Shanshan do it?"

"Hmm!" he nodded and snorted.

"I guessed right, did you do something out of the ordinary to that girl to let the family retaliate against you. ”

Xie Suya squeezed her eyebrows, jokingly distrusting him.

"Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense. "I don't like her like this.

"You have to be careful, maybe that girl has a crush on you!"

"Messing with the teacher every day, that's called liking. ”

"Have you forgotten that the word love in ancient Chinese is always expressed in hate, love is hate, hate is love......

Hearing people's laughter and thinking about it, "Song of Long Hatred" is "Song of Long Love" and "Song of Long Thought", the days are long and sometimes endless, this hatred is endless, and everyone will memorize this famous sentence through the ages.

There is also Qin Guan's "Queqiao Immortal: Slender Clouds Are Clever, Flying Stars Spread Hatred, and Yinhan Darkness is Everywhere." Especially the last two sentences: If the two love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight. Seduced a lot of girls.

Anyway, Ge Shanshan took the trouble to give the head teacher a bar.

She was thinking: "I'm not convinced, I can't subdue you, I don't have the surname Ge!"

The people in the dormitory persuaded her to restrain herself.

"I think Wenren Xiaoyu is a good teacher, and I support him anyway. "The catkins are unhurried.

"He likes you......" Ge Shanshan rolled her eyes.

"Ge Shanshan, don't make trouble, you can't make one, two, three, you can't make trouble, and in the end, you will still be angry. Ming Yuchan persuaded her.

"He likes you too, ......"

"Let's not make trouble, our arms can't twist our thighs, it's really bad to smell people's laughter, what if you don't want us?" Pei Ruonan also persuaded.

"I can't breathe this down. ”

"You can't breathe any breath, is it because someone is searching your box, or is he searching you?" said Nana, frowning.

"Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Otherwise, you really have some trick in his hands. Nana asked, "Tell us about it." ”

"What nonsense, what handle can he grasp me?" Ge Shanshan retorted, "Teacher Fang Jie is so good, if you change it to make people laugh, people don't laugh at all." ”

"Sister, you can't look at it twice, and you can't make a head-on collision, it's not good for anyone. Ji Lin pushed her eyes.

"Okay, okay, listen to you, I'm annoyed!"

In the past two days of class, Ge Shanshan always looked directly at the people who were smiling, and tried every means to look at him, to see who had a good eye, and to see who avoided whom first.

She has seen a historical story that says that Wu Zetian's eyes are sharp, and no one dares to look her eyes squarely. Therefore, to exercise people's courage, start with looking at each other.

When Wu Zetian was a child, he looked at dogs, cats, and owls, and the more he practiced, the more courageous he became, and later he looked at tigers and wolves, and he didn't have any fear.

Later, Wu Zetian looked at Concubine Xiao Shufei and Queen Wang. Eye-to-eye with Tang Gaozong made him blind. In the end, when she became the emperor, no minister dared to look her in the eyes.

I don't even look at him when I hear people's laughter.

"Ming Yuchan, come here...... Catkins, you're here ......."

There are very few times when she is called Ge Shanshan, she feels very empty, she hears people's laughter and is biased, and she doesn't like her.

"Teacher, can I help wipe the blackboard?"

"No need, no need, Guo Yuxia, come here!"

"Teacher, can I help with the day?"

"No need, no need, Yang Yuelong is here!"

"It's too underestimated, Yang Yuelong doesn't need me, it's really bad!" she was a little indignant.

"Hello teacher!"

Ge Shanshan greeted Wen Ren with a smile, but he ignored it, and didn't even look at her.

"It's too small to look down on people, give catkins a smile, why, I have to study hard, strive to surpass catkins, let you see. ”

She didn't even think that anyone would look at Nana and not look at her.

"Pei Ruonan, the girl's family should look like a girl, and the hair should not be too short. ”

It's really self-inflicted to hear people's laughter, and what does the length of people's hair have to do with you. Next time I'll be a bald head and become a nun, see if you don't care.

She later wondered if what he had done in the past few days was too much, he had already held a grudge, be careful, and still be a teacher!

"Teacher, how to do this question?" Ge Shanshan asked as she stood up for the first time.

"Which of the following substances are acids, which are bases, and which are salts?

HCl、NaOH、HNO3、H2SO4、Na2CO3 、 CaCO3 、CuSO4……”

Hearing the laughter and reading while reading, he was blinded when he saw it, he only knew that acid is vinegar, alkali is baking soda, and salt is salt.

"Go ask the chemistry teacher, I don't know chemistry questions. ”

"Didn't you graduate from a key high school, how can you get into college if you can't get into chemistry?"

"After so many years, I've forgotten about it. ”

"No wonder I'm not strong in chemistry, it turns out that I was influenced by the head teacher. ”

Wen Ren glared at her with a smile, and said, "Can you stop messing around?"

Ge Shanshan stuck out her tongue and stopped lying.

It's different after class, she advertises everywhere.

"I can't believe what people say, he said that he scored 100 points in chemistry, and he was admitted to science, but he took the liberal arts exam, and none of them were true, maybe it was worse than my studies at that time. ”

"Why don't you make history difficult. Nana paid attention, "He doesn't know how to do it?"

"Just ask, he won't!"

"Teacher, in which dynasty were eunuchs first produced?"

"It's useless for you to ask, why don't you ask Qin Shihuang how much older than Liu Bang, what time Liu Bang eats dinner, how many boys and daughters Xiao He has, how many farts Ge Shanshan has had since he was born!"

"Why is it useless, I summarized the history. There are generally four views: the people promote history, the heroes promote history, the beauties promote history, and the eunuchs promote history. ”

I couldn't help but be surprised when I heard people's laughter, Ge Shanshan, who seemed crazy, was actually not stupid in her head, what a mess and all sorts of things, it sounded like there was some truth.

"I believe in the people promoting history, I believe in the heroes promoting history, and I don't believe in the last two?

"Bao Xi, Daji, Xi Shi, etc. are all beauties, the emperor died because of them, so beauties promote history!"

"There is some truth, so we have to beware of Ge Shanshan and Nana to prevent their beauties from killing the class. ”

"Old ...... Division...... What are you talking about......" Ge Shanshan deliberately said the word teacher very long.

"What do you say about the eunuch's promotion of history?"

"Many dynasties such as the Qin, Eastern Han Dynasty, and Tang Dynasty were countries that died because of the reuse of eunuchs, so eunuchs promoted history. ”

"There is some truth to it. At this point, people laughed and had to convince her

"No matter how much the eunuch tosses, he can't be the emperor?"

"Why?"

"Because he can't have children. ”

Ge Shanshan's ramblings came again, causing the class to laugh.

Hearing the laughter, he looked at Ge Shanshan and couldn't help laughing.

"He looks down on people and doesn't trust others. Ge Shanshan was unhappy.

"Like you said, the Lingren still push history!"

"Spirit man, what do you mean?"

"A servant is a singer. Five generations later, Tang Li Cunqiao liked the servants, but his favorite servant rebelled and killed him!"

Ge Shanshan's sword went off the rails, but she asked some messy questions, and she was not idle after class.

She was holding a snake and ran after the girls, and sometimes the boys. The students were so frightened that they were crowded in the corridor and did not dare to enter the class.

"Class, class, hurry up and get into class!" the English teacher urged.

"Snake ...... Snake ......," shouted a group of students.

When Ye Yu heard this, he also panicked: "In the winter, where did the snake come from?"

Ge Shanshan ran to the teacher and put the soft and elastic fake snake with goosebumps on Ye Yu's neck, which frightened Ye Yu so much that his face was pale, and he accidentally fell.

Mei Jie and Wen Tianhao picked up the teacher, and the students on the side persuaded: "Don't make trouble, the teacher has fallen!"

Ge Shanshan didn't listen, and chased others with a snake.