89 Spoof Old Class (2)
The three letters "GNP" can be guessed by people to be Ge Shanshan, Nana, and Pei Ruonan. He was restless and anxious to go to the dormitory to find them, but the male teacher couldn't always go to the girls' dormitory.
"Urgently, let's talk about it after eating. Xie Suya said.
Hearing the laughter, he swallowed the dates and ate the meal, and hurried to the office. As soon as he sat down and was about to summon Ge Shanshan, Major ran over.
"Teacher, it's not good. ”
"What's the matter, someone is discussing to beat me?" Hearing the laughter, he looked flustered, and his nerves tensed suddenly.
"Isn't it?" he smiled and shook his head, "They don't dare!"
"Someone is going to burn down the teacher's office?"
"No, it's not that serious!"
"Say it quickly, don't be slow. ”
"Someone is going to rebel against you!"
"Is it Ge Shanshan, Nana, and Pei Ruonan, why are they rebelling and want to arrest me?"
"You know, they've been in the class for a long time. There were about 20 of them, and when you were in class, all of them stood up and shouted, 'Boycott and get down with laughter, and boycott and get down with laughter.' Then record it on your phone and post it online!"
"So vicious, they have so much face?"
"Bribe with money, give five yuan to those who shout, two yuan to those who don't shout, beat those who support the teacher, and pay a fine of five yuan. ”
"Yang Yuelong, did they participate?"
"No, Ge Shanshan and Yang Yuelong don't seem to have a good relationship, so they don't talk much!"
"That's good, what is Yang Yuelong's attitude?"
"Yang Yuelong is against it, Xia Changping is also against it, Jia Chongwen and they are silent!"
"Except for three, who else is involved?"
"Mu Zhong and Mi Aiju said that they were involved, and the rest didn't know. ”
"Okay, thank you so much. Hurry up and don't let them find out. ”
"Bastard, wolf-hearted dog-lung, eaten-bear-hearted leopard gall!"
Hearing people's laughter, I feel that things are not good. This was the biggest difficulty he has encountered since becoming a teacher. His brow furrowed, his hands trembling a little, and he kept knocking on and forth on the table.
"It seems that girls can't be underestimated, Chen Shuozhen in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sai'er in the Ming Dynasty, Zhou Xiuying in the Qing Dynasty, these heroes of the uprising are all women, and now Ge Shanshan is also going to rebel, what should I do?"
"What can I do, what can I do?"
He stood up and paced around the office.
"If someone takes a photo and posts it on the Internet, isn't it a bad thing, this is a mass incident, and it must be removed.
Asking colleagues for help doesn't add fuel to the fire, and reporting to the leader doesn't prove that you are incompetent?
The first strike is strong, and the second strike suffers. You are unkind, don't blame me for being unkind, he decided to wait at the door and uproot them before they rebelled. ”
He waited at the door early in the morning, first called out the class cadres and students with both ability and political integrity, and taught them earnestly.
"Since I taught you, how has the teacher treated you!"
"Very good!"
"The teacher didn't hurt you, right?"
"Nope!
"I think you are a responsible teacher and very good to us!" Wen Tianhao said.
"Then in Chinese class this afternoon, Ge Shanshan and the others are going to rebel, and you want to put the teacher to death for five yuan?"
They shook their heads, and several of their classmates shed tears.
"To put it bluntly, I'm afraid that they will beat you, and you don't have the slightest backbone!"
Liu Wu said: "Teacher, I'm not afraid, I will always stand with you!"
"With your support, the teacher is relieved!"
Hearing the laughter, as soon as they were taken away, the three of them came over, and seeing that the laughter came too early and too suddenly, Pei Ruonan and Nana couldn't help but retreat.
"Ge Shanshan, Nana, and Pei Ruonan, the three of you come to my office. ”
The three of them know that things are not good, you look at me, I look at you, and they don't want to go.
"Hurry up, don't make a fuss!" he commanded.
The office of the three people, close to the wall, saw the smile of the people and their faces tightened, and they didn't dare to speak.
Hearing the laughter, he was furious, and he tried to suppress the flames that he was about to erupt. He poured water into three glasses, handed them to them, and said, "Here, give it!"
"We don't put water on the water, we put it in our necks...... Uncomfortable ......"
They looked at the glasses and shook their heads.
"Do you know that it's uncomfortable to pour it into my neck, so it's uncomfortable to pour a basin of water into my neck?"
"We didn't do it!" explained Goshan, anxiously.
"Ge Shanshan, you are still hard-mouthed, you put the basin, and the basin belongs to Nana, right!"
"Teacher, you know everything!"
"If you don't know the ghost, you can't do it unless you do. You also discussed going on a class boycott, rebelling against me, bribing students with money, giving five yuan to those who shouted, two yuan if they didn't shouting, beating up those who supported the teacher, and fining them five yuan. Isn't that right?"
"You know everything, it was the catkins who told you, right?"
"What catkins, who supports the you do!"
"We're playing a game with you!"
"What are you kidding, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, and you want to rebel?"
Hearing a smile, he picked up the water cup and walked towards Ge Shanshan, who only hid in the corner.
"Teacher, we were wrong!"
Don't top the water glass, top the book!"
Hearing the laughter, he put the book on their heads: "This is also called joking!"
"Teacher, it's not good to top the book, let's run in circles, right?"
"Run laps, at least 10 laps. ”
"Teacher, I want to talk to you alone. Ge Shanshan was bold and still explained.
"Run away, I don't have time, I'm not in the mood now. ”
"Then you let them go, I'll run by myself, one person does things and one person is responsible, I stumbled over you, I put the basin, and rebellion is my idea. ”
"Okay, it's quite righteous, then you run by yourself. ”
"Teacher, you're not blowing ......"
"What are you blowing...... "Hearing the laughter of the people, he glared.
"Ah...... Say...... Say...... The top three in the 10,000-meter run in your university ......"
"That's for sure!"
"Let's compare with each other, if you fall half a lap behind me, let me do whatever I do, let me run as many laps as I want!"
"You, I can fall two-thirds of you!" Wen Ren said with a smile and contempt.
"Do you dare to compare?"
"Of course it's in a hurry!"
"Let's run too!"
When the two of them saw that the teacher was going to run, they couldn't help but be eager to try, they didn't believe that the race was just a weak scholar.
The four of them arrived at the playground, stopped in front of the starting line, heard the laughter and shouted to run, and several people flew out. Where are they opponents, they laugh like an angry arrow, and go out with a whistling sound.
"That's not counted, you ran before we ran, I didn't expect you to run so fast. Ge Shanshan said trickly.
"What tricks do you want to play?" the laughter continued.
"Teacher, how about you wrestle your wrists?"
"It's not a problem to break you!"
"I don't believe it, I can beat Yang Yuelong one and a half, are you more energetic than Yang Yuelong. Ge Shanshan was still not convinced.
"Come on, then!"
A few people arrived at the office, pulled out the shelf, and broke her hands with one hand when they heard the laughter. Although Ge Shanshan has a lot of strength, she is a girl after all. That's a long way from an adult who is seven feet tall.
Ge Shanshan couldn't defeat the teacher even with all her might, and she didn't stand firm, and almost fell into his arms.
Ge Shanshan stood up shyly, her face was slightly red, and she stroked her bangs in front of her forehead: "Teacher, you bully a girl!"
"Don't say anything, are you a gentleman?"
"Teacher, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a girl. Didn't you say that only villains and girls are hard to raise!"
"That's what Confucius said, what I said!"
"I'm a girl, so it's hard to raise!"
Surrounded by the joy of victory, he felt that to deal with a girl like Ge Shanshan, he first told him to be trustworthy.
"What kind of nonsense, don't talk about credit, don't talk about it, don't tell me everything I know about you!"
"Don't, teacher, I'll tell!"
Ge Shanshan had no choice but to go out for a lap with the three of them, and when they came back, they were panting and covered in sweat.
Wen Ren looked at Ge Shanshan's back with a smile and fell into deep thought. Ge Shanshan is a copper pea that can't be steamed, cooked, pounded, fried, and exploded.
She is different from Yang Yuelong, Yang Yuelong can beat or scold, and she is a cynical girl, how to influence Ge Shanshan, it seems that there is still a long way to go!
The three of them were in the class and made a guarantee to all the students.
"I shouldn't have stabbed the teacher's car, second, I shouldn't hurt the teacher, and third, I shouldn't give the teacher a strike!"
"It's quite sincere, let's go down!" Wen Ren smiled and looked at Ge Shanshan
Ge Shanshan sat on the stool, fanning her books, and looked at the laughter of the people in front of her, who was more than ten years older than her, tilted her head, and thought of ghost ideas.