Chapter 575: How to rank

Why is the ranking? Birds are king!

Tuoba Wuniao, who was in the circle, summed up a law with great sadness.

This law means that the seat of the imp in hell is determined according to the size of the bird.

Is it the little ghost himself who is ranked like this, Tuoba Wuniao doesn't dare to say, he must have been lined up by the little ghost like this, and he feels very uncomfortable being treated like this.

Well, maybe it's the right to have no ghosts.

Whether it's an unspoken rule, or whether it's an explicit rule, he said not necessarily, all in all, his feelings, those little ghosts treat him with the dark rule.

If you come to hell when you are still a big bird, you must be a very status, and you will be a ghost.

But now, there is no bird at all, and even if you want to be a bird, you can't get it.

So, he was discouraged and turned down the opportunity that would allow him to get ahead.

In this dark hell, it doesn't matter if there are birds or not, but once you return to the yang world, there are no birds, how can you let him live?

These are small things, the most critical thing, he has a girlfriend!

His girlfriend is a flower in ten miles and eight villages, and compared with those stars, she is also a step or two.

And it's really beautiful, definitely not the kind that comes out of the eyes of a lover.

The kind of beauty that is just relatively speaking, and feels like it looks right to the eye, although it is also beautiful, but it is not really objectively beautiful.

Thinking about this, Tuoba Wuniao felt a wave of extreme terror envelop his heart.

He loved his girlfriend very much, yes, it was the Tuoba people.

Although he has the same surname as Tuoba, he has already come out of Wufu, and there is no direct blood relationship, so whether it is according to the family rules or according to the marriage law, he can get married.

In fact, the rules of the family are more relaxed, as long as there are three suits, you can intermarry.

Instead of the general rule, for the sake of eugenics, intermarriage is prohibited within the five suits.

After all, distant ancestors like theirs come from a minority family, in order to ensure that there are successors and the race is pure, it must not be too strict.

When he thought of his girlfriend, he was 100% sure that if she knew about his birdless state, she would be heartbroken!

And he couldn't do anything to relieve her pain, so he decided not to see her.

Since seeing each other can only bring her pain, it is better not to see each other.

Even if he remained in this state of eternal isolation from her, it was better to see her in extreme pain, but he was helpless.

The high Hades seemed to have a clear understanding of this kid's thoughts.

Knowing that of course he wanted to go back and reunite with her girlfriend.

It's just that his current dilemma of being a birdless eunuch makes him have no way to go back, so it is better not to go back at all and continue to maintain the different paths of people and ghosts.

So, the king of Hades, who was also in the mood of watching the excitement, smiled and said calmly: "Boy, if you are obedient, I will allow you to be a bird!"

The disheartened Tuoba Wuniao is currently in a state of chaos, where does he have the heart to listen to others.

What the king of Hades said, he didn't enter his ears at all, and then he said: "Hey, the rest of the sentence, it's better to be spared......

Suddenly, I felt like I woke up, and my voice rose an octave.

"What? Big bird? What? Big bird? What? What is it? If you are obedient? Of course I am obedient! You have to count!"

As soon as he reacted, what the king of Hades said was related to his big bird and small plan, and Tuoba Wuniao suddenly woke up like a dream, and the whole person came to life!

As long as there are no birds and there are birds, I can pay any price!

Dare to go up the knife mountain, dare to go to the sea of fire!

The ugly face of the blue-faced Hades flickered with blue light again, and it seemed to laugh at it.

He smiled and said, "You actually question me? You haven't heard of 'Jun Wu Yan'? My Hades are Yan Jun! I am a dignified Yan Jun, and I will have the kung fu to joke with you? What are you kidding?"

Several imps on duty shouted together: "Hurry back to Yan Jun's questioning, don't be ignorant!"

Probably very dissatisfied with the attitude of this new little ghost questioning their general leader, for the first time, several little ghosts shouted angrily at the same time.

All the while, if it was necessary to speak, there was only one imp to speak at a time.

It is estimated that this time it is a big matter, and several little ghosts came to speak in unison, for fear that this bastard boy would make another mistake and make this Hades bean bag not dry food.

There are also these little ghosts who are very kind-hearted, and they are also very happy that Tuoba Wuniao suddenly has the hope of becoming a bird.

That's why he volunteered to remind him, for fear that he would miss this God-given opportunity.

Hades's net is very rare!

If you really miss it, this bastard will definitely regret it in the future.

After figuring out the Hades' answer, and experiencing the eager mood and ardent expectations of several little ghosts, Tuoba Wuniao's brain was running rapidly, and its speed was absolutely unprecedented!

Now Tuoba has no distractions, his mind is highly concentrated, his brain is running rapidly, and he has made a decision resolutely!

The most critical decision of your life.

In fact, he is not sure what the result will be, after all, all the conditions that can make things successful are not in his control.

But reuniting with her girlfriend did not disappoint her mood, above all else, so she also overcame everything.

Even if there is only one percent hope, he would rather die at all, and spend 100 percent effort to fight for it, no, 1,000 percent!

This guy is not good at math in the first place, and at this time, he is in an urgent mood, and he is even more confused.

He doesn't care, at this time, the use of mathematical knowledge is a meaning, as long as he can express his determination.

At that moment, there was no longer the slightest hesitation, and he fell to his knees with an ordinary sound.

"Ask Yan Jun to fulfill it!"

The blue-faced Hades showed his ugly blue face again and spoke with a smile.

"This is a bit of a man! Look at your good face, I'll teach you a good one!"

Seeing Tuoba Wuniao obediently listening to the lecture and being taught with an open mind, he praised it: "Well, the son can be taught." ”

Tuoba Wuniao was thirsting for Yan Jun's secret, and without waiting for the following, he was anxious in his heart and urged him.

"Ask Yan Jun for advice!"

Hades then brushed his beard, of course, he couldn't see if there was one, and then he told him the secret in a deafening voice.

"A man is not a man, not in the bird without the bird, nor in the bird big bird small, but in your heart there are birds better than no birds, small birds are better than big birds, big birds cover a group of birds!"

Tuoba has no bird and can't distinguish things, but he thinks what Hades said makes sense.

So he kowtowed again, the kind that banged, and swore a vow and said, "Little devil listen to the teachings and resolutely follow them!"

Hades continued: "Seeing that you are loyal and honest, I have granted your request! I will fulfill you today! However, I have one more condition. ”

Tuoba Wuniao swallowed again, and today he almost became a kowtow worm!

However, in the latter few heads, he was willing.

"Yan Jun, please say what conditions, the little ghost is broken bones, and he will not give up!"

Hades now let him die, he will never say a word, let alone let him live?

Hades said: "Relax, relax, it's not that serious, and I don't eat people alive, so why are you so afraid of me? The thing I let you do is very simple, that is, to spread the things you see here at any time, to play a role in promoting good and suppressing evil, and at the same time, at any time, listen to me alone!"

Tuoba Wuniao was instinctively stunned when he heard Hades say this.

Originally, I thought that such a task was a bit difficult, because he was a member of the Tuoba family, and a kind of thinking that he had cultivated since he was a child was loyal to the family.

If you only listen to this Yama according to the request of the king of Hades, wouldn't it mean a betrayal of the family?

This matter really embarrassed him for a man who is based on integrity!

Since he was a child, he has been very firm in taking honesty as the criterion of life and never betraying his trust, which is why his girlfriend likes him very much.

Today, he suddenly wants to transfer an object that pays for integrity, and in an instant, he feels that the basic character design of his life so far has collapsed.

Yan Jun looked at the kid below who was entangled there, and praised it in his heart, yes, he is more loyal!

But he couldn't let him continue to be confused and delay his arrangement.

So, he woke him up.

"Silly boy, you have been born and died, you have been a human being in two lives, and you will die and live again, and you are no longer the you of yesterday!"

Looking at the stupid boy with a blank expression, Yan Jun had no choice but to continue. Alas, why is it so difficult to do something?

"Listen carefully! Since people live and die once, of course the things in the past have nothing to do with you at all!"

Seeing that kid was stunned, Hades thought about it and felt that what he said just now was not very appropriate, so he added a few words.

"Of course, if you want to keep some of the good things you used to have, it's okay, like your little girlfriend, hehe. ”

Tuoba Wuniao suddenly seemed to wake up and be enlightened, and it was suddenly unblocked.

That's pretty much it!

Doesn't that mean that I can choose what to throw away and what to leave behind?

That's great, too!

For the first time, he felt that this Yan Jun and the place he commanded were very humane!

In that case, then I can keep the good things and throw away the bad things.

The absolute first place that should be left is my dear girlfriend Tuoba Yiren!

This is what you have to keep at the price.

So what's the second one to stream?

Years of savings?

Forget it!

It's not much, and it would be bad to bring the poverty with it.

Just do it all over again!

There is also a little property, which is easy to use, but it is not worth a few dollars, the key is that those things are very old, and at that time because they can still be used, they are not thrown away.

Just take advantage of this opportunity and don't want it all.

The old does not go, and the new does not come.

Thinking about it, I didn't even think of the second thing to keep!

Just think differently.

Think about the things that should be thrown away.

It's all thrown away, and the rest is just brought over.

glanced at Hades, his face was still like that, and he didn't seem to have any intention of thinking about him, so he continued.

Well, the first thing to throw away is the kind of affiliation with the Tuoba family, and his life is thrown away to serve the family, which is worthy of the family's cultivation.

This is a godsend to cut them off.

The second thing to throw is his house.

As the family focus on the care of the firing team, they are well treated, each of them has their own house, of course, the rural house is not as expensive as the city house.

I don't want this either, whoever loves to live in the future will live.

Besides, after being in the same relationship with the family, he can no longer live among those family members.

I'm not embarrassed, they're still embarrassed.

The third thing to throw ......

Wow, it seems that there is nothing worth keeping, everything should be thrown away!

Come back and see if there's nothing to keep.

When he came back, he understood.

Except for his girlfriend who must keep it, everything else can be discarded!

In the end, there are only some friendships and nostalgia and some reluctance.

But when I think that I have been a human being for two lifetimes, what else can I care about?

you!

Those friendships will have a chance to be renewed later.

So, he made up his mind.

Lying down and kowtowing again, he said categorically: "Okay! Just do what Yan Jun said, spread the punishment of the wicked here anytime and anywhere, and at the same time, only listen to you! ”

Hades was also pleased: "Okay!

Tuoba Wuniao hesitated for a moment, it was a lifelong event, a lifetime of happiness, or gritted his teeth and said: "Yan Jun is above, there is still something to ask for!"

Hades was a little impatient: "Well, you're quite a few! ”

"Thank you Yan Jun for your kindness! I know that no bird becomes a bird, a small bird becomes a big bird, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and grinding an iron pestle into a needle is not a day's work, but I have a last resort, can you tell me when the first results will be achieved? Let's talk about when no bird becomes a bird!"

A stone fell in Hades' heart, and I was really afraid that he wouldn't ask!

"Well, I want to think about it! I pinched my fingers in my heart, if you don't be too curious and go blindly to the test, I will restore you to normal the moment you arrive in the yang world! However, I solemnly warn you once again, if you break your oath to me, you will still be birdless, and there will be no chance of recovery! We are a very serious place in hell! Go!"

Hades said, a burst of blue light shone, and Tuoba Wuniao vaguely saw him waving his hand, and suddenly, Tuoba Wuniao fell into a thick darkness.

That scene, that feeling, was the same as what he had encountered before he died.

I don't know how long it took, but he suddenly felt that his eyes lit up, and it turned out that he was back in that familiar dead end.

The only difference is that there is not a person around.

was doubting, and suddenly remembered the promise given to him by the king of Hades, and he didn't care what place this was, so he casually lowered his hands and went straight to his crotch.

At the same time, a sharp footstep came, and a crisp voice came: "Brother Big Bird, are you okay? I'm dying!"

I saw seven or eight people running over in a hurry.

The first twenty-eight girl, born like a dream, like a breeze, directly threw herself into his arms!