Tuoba no bird!

Is this calling me? What is this way?

I already feel very humiliated from Tuoba Big Bird to Tuoba Little Bird, and I can't explain it to my girlfriend anymore.

It turned out that Zhao was cut by a thousand cuts, and the people who were most affected were bystanders.

Among the bystanders, the one who was frightened from the bottom of his heart was the firing officer.

Because of his high skills, he used to be a little unscrupulous.

In addition to carrying out the tasks assigned to him by the family, he also took three private jobs.

Carrying out the family's mission, causing injuries and deaths, is inevitable.

But that reason is more than good.

It is that those are all to protect the interests of the family, and some of them are grievances accumulated by feuds, which must be resolved to a certain extent, otherwise it is easy for volcanic eruptions to become uncontrollable.

But there is no way to justify those private jobs.

Sometimes, although it is for the help of friends, in the final analysis, it is for personal interests.

For the sake of private interests, to harm the interests of others, this is the essence of his private work.

In this way, even if you don't count the killings caused in his career, if he commits a crime while doing private work, it is enough to be punished as severely as that Zhao Jicai.

The evil thing about Zhao Jicai is that he uses the power given to him by the state and does not want to serve the country with all his might, but he becomes a silverfish of the country, frantically grabbing personal interests for himself.

But he was just bad, but he didn't kill anyone, at least not with his own hands.

However, there are still indirect killings, that is, the projects he contracted out by him, due to the layers of oil, the quality of the project has dropped significantly, causing the bridge to collapse, causing many casualties.

This also increased his culpability, which led to severe punishment.

However, no matter what, the original Tuoba Big Bird and the current Tuoba Little Bird are likely to be Tuoba No Bird, and they all feel that their crimes are greater than Zhao Zhicai!

Zhao Yongcai was cut by a thousand knives, and he definitely had the effect of killing chickens and monkeys.

People are scary and scared to death, let alone ghosts?

What's more, it was Lord Yama who personally went out to scare people?

Before Lord Yama shouted out Tuoba No Bird, he had a thrilling time.

only scared him so much that there was no one left.

This member of the Tuoba family's firing team, who was definitely unlucky, heard and witnessed the punishment of that corrupt man, and from the moment he started, he was scared to pee.

And then every fright, being scared to pee, so much so that I can't pee all the time!

So, I peed all the way.

The fright has no end, but his urine output is limited.

It would be extremely difficult to cope with the wireless shock with a limited urine output.

So much so that there is no possibility.

The chopping was 10,000 knives, and the amount of urine he urinated, even if he was scared to pee a little bit every time, it was difficult to make up enough for a thousand times.

Later, his limited urine stock was finally completely exhausted, and his memory was empty, and there was not a drop left.

The bird is still urinating, and the heart is frightened and can't stop urinating.

In fact, there is no urine, and even if you squeeze it, you can't get out, but unfortunately, this guy's senses are now extremely insensitive, and he is not aware of his condition at all.

Therefore, he still felt like he was urinating.

As everyone knows, the feeling of urine in a state of no urine is not peeing, but peeing.

It's too tactful, let's get it straight.

It's the little bird that has changed from a big bird to a small bird that continues to get smaller.

It was purely scary, too scared.

In fact, just the strangulation is not enough to scare people too hard, the key is that the two guys in charge of the chopping probably always carry out this kind of operation, working and muttering at the same time.

"Boss, this guy is so shameless, should we give him a few more slashes in key parts?"

"Second child, we have professional standards for this, we can't go too far!"

"Boss, we have a professional judgment on this, how many knives can be chopped, such as the knife in the heart, which can be cut off with one knife, or carved with a hundred knives, that is, you can do whatever you want, right?"

"Be careful! No matter where you cut, you must ensure that you can't kill you with a knife! You know, right? Doing whatever you want is based on superb technology!"

"I understand the boss, it's really the eldest brother!

"You're not bad, but this thousand cuts, as the ultimate in chopping, is indeed a very high-level operation, it's easy to stab to death with one knife, but it's difficult to stab to death with ten thousand knives!"

"I think practice makes perfect! Big brother, let me ask you, have you done a lot of these thousand cuts?"

"It's not a lot, about three a day on average, almost a thousand years, you're young, good at math, how much do you calculate?"

"Wow! So many? Even if there are a thousand in a year, a million in a thousand years, no wonder the eldest brother's hand is so steady, so accurate, and so ruthless!"

"Actually, it's nothing, you see there are ten people here today, including the trembling guy, all of them are a thousand cuts, aren't the two of us five each?"

"I don't know anything, are these people all the same punishment?"

"According to my old man's experience for many years, since these people came in waves, because the basic punishment is the same, there may be a difference in the special punishment in the later ones. ”

"Boss, what is the basic punishment?"

"Second brother, you are too careless, the basic punishment is a thousand cuts. ”

"Boss, why is a thousand cuts a basic punishment, I think this punishment is very serious and advanced. ”

"Second child, you are still young! You know the sinister nature of the world! They are all guilty of crimes, and everyone deserves to be cut by a thousand cuts!"

Their casual chatter made those who heard it feel like they had fallen into the abyss.

Especially the Tuoba X bird, it was even more completely desperate, and the little bird that had a little remnant of it completely disappeared.

This tragic change, the person in question, Tuoba X Bird, was too frightened, but he was at a loss.

And so it was until the two executioners cut 10,000 knives at the end of the execution.

How long it took and how many knives he chopped, he didn't know at all, the only change he knew was that the two big men were both hands on the same side, with two knives at the same time, and the speed of cutting people was like a gust of wind.

They also stopped muttering, but focused on driving.

It is said that a man who is attentive is the most handsome man.

He didn't know if he was handsome, but he had to admit that the method of cutting people was comparable to that of an art master, and his artistic creation had reached the pinnacle of art.

However, although Tuoba Xbird acknowledges his superb art, his fear has not diminished in the slightest.

Because he is now certain that such an artistic level will soon be repeated in him.

As a result, he continued to be scared to pee.

There was absolutely no way that his depleted urine source could be replenished in this environment, so his senses were still the same.

That is, the feeling is peeing, and it is actually peeing.

Urine bird is the bird getting smaller.

At the end of the execution, the executioner, who was already paralyzed, finally screamed, because he saw the current situation of Zhao Jicai.

That is, there is not a trace of flesh left on the body, only a perfect skeleton.

The mastery of the art of the two great men is that the flesh is gone, but the bones are not damaged in the slightest.

Not only is it not damaged, but it is still the same as the flesh and skin, and there is no displacement at all.

What scared him even more was not this, it was the voice of Hades who spoke again.

"Return the meat to him, and let him go through the second torture - the oil pot!"

Then he said to Tuoba Wuniao: "You go and continue to observe, preview it!"

Tuoba Wuniao felt that his heart could no longer bear this kind of fright, like a thousand pounds of hammer hitting repeatedly, about to burst.

At this moment, a voice came, although it was also gloomy, but it did not have that creepy feeling.

"The king of Hades has an order, and the prisoner Tuoba Wuniao will go to the hearing!"

What? I'm going to see Hades, am I so sinful?

Alas!

But suddenly a bright light shone into his desperate heart: Didn't they all say that Hades is good to see little ghosts? Now that Hades has summoned him, isn't it my chance?

There was a burst of excitement in my heart, and my mood was slightly calm.

On the way to Hades, he checked his condition.

Knowing now, he still thought that his big bird had just turned into a small bird.

The so-called birdless is only a kind of extreme to its small bird, but it is not actually birdless.

He now had to confirm his current situation, especially the fact that the big bird had turned into a small bird, and whether it was still in its original state.

He was confident that he didn't pee much, and that he would never flood and wash away the bird's nest.

After checking, he was shocked that the bird had really flown away!

Hurry up and stabilize your mind and check again.

Still not!

Check it again, more carefully, and check all the corners.

He was so sadly sure that he had become a birdless!

There are really no birds!

I don't know when, the bird flew and the egg hit!

If he hadn't gone to see Hades, he would have been discouraged and grieved.

However, he was now extremely controlled by his emotions and behavior, and did not allow anything unusual to occur.

But his heart was dead, and he felt that any struggle, even survival, was meaningless.

The brother who was dragging this birdless man in disguise suddenly felt the weight of the person in his hand, and he knew that this kid was completely frightened.

He stopped dragging him in circles, and went directly to the brother who was dressed as Hades.

In fact, all these people were on the spot, but they couldn't see it normally, and occasionally showed their faces, and only let them play when they needed to, that is, to show their faces.

Therefore, pulling one person in front of another person can go in many circles for a long distance, or it can be straightforward without going around in circles.

At this time, a light turned on, revealing a tiled blue ugly face, which was another face of Lord Yama.

In order to make a realistic effect, Zhao Xing used a can of blue paint for this face alone, so that his Hades face changed from the original black to the current basket.

As soon as the light flashed, the blue face of Hades appeared, and the light flashed elsewhere.

How tiring it is to always pretend to be a ghost in front of everyone!

When you can't see it, it's much easier to pretend to be a ghost.

Of course, now everyone is pretending to be a ghost and only showing Tuoba Wuniao, but they still have to perform conscientiously, that is the bottom line of their professional ethics, and they must adhere to it.

Although Tuoba Wuniao's heart was like ashes at this moment, he still beat a few more times in front of Lord Yama, because he still had a glimmer of hope.

It's that the king of Hades is so good that the little ghost is difficult.

What if things turn around here in Hades?

Maybe the two executioners are not reliable?

Even if there is no turnaround, it won't be bad again, right?

There are no more birds, what could be worse?

"Who are you, report your name!"

A little imp asked.

"Xiaomin Tuoba Big Bird, I have seen Yan Jun, please say hello to Yan Jun, and I wish Yan Jun long live, long live, long live!"

Tuoba has no bird to bless the soul, and suddenly his tongue is convenient, and a set of Yu words blurted out.

Hades, who had not spoken all this time, smiled and said, "Boys, correct his mistakes!"

A little ghost next to him said, "What a little people! You should call yourself a little ghost! We are ghosts here!"

Another imp sneered: "You ignorant little imp who has just arrived! That long live is an infinitely exaggerated birthday celebration in the eyes of you living people, but here we are the chief of the curse of us! His old man is hundreds of thousands of miles and

If this Tuoba Wuniao was in a state of sobriety, he would definitely find a bunch of faults and wake up, but he is now so scared that his IQ is not as good as that of a three-year-old child, where does he have the ability to discern!

As soon as I heard the little ghost's correction, I was immediately grateful, expressing my humble acceptance and being a knowledgeable little ghost.

The questioning imp continued, "Who are you, report your name!"

Tuoba Bird was stunned when he heard this, didn't I report it?

If the husband doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, and the big bird is the big bird!

Hmmm? Not true!

It's been changed to Tuoba Bird!

So he hurriedly replied: "Little ghost Tuoba little bird!"

But the little ghost still didn't give up: "You are really Tuoba Bird?

This time, Tuoba X Bird understands that he is not Tuoba Big Bird, nor Tuoba Small Bird, but Tuoba No Bird!

It seems that hell is very pragmatic, and it can't be faked!

Because even a little ghost here knows what to do!

"Little Ghost Tuoba No Bird!"

After reporting this veritable name, Tuoba Wuniao felt relaxed!

No wonder people say that there is no bird and a light voice!

I soon realized that that was not right!

The king of Hades spoke from above: "It's not bad, in view of the fact that you are still loyal and honest and dare to admit the status quo of no bird, I will allow you to make meritorious contributions to the crime and return to the yang world, and not punish for the time being, what do you think?"

Tuoba Wuniao was overjoyed when he heard this, but when he thought that he was no longer birdless, he immediately lost his fun, and replied: "Thank you Yan Jun for your favor, little ghost is grateful!" However, after such an experience in the Yin and Yang worlds, I have seen through the red dust, and I am determined not to make progress in vain, and I have to thank Yan Jun for his kindness. ”