Chapter 11 Classes
"Mom, I should criticize you when I say this, my father used to speak straightforwardly, undoubtedly, but since you started to talk backwards and like to scare people, he has also slowly learned badly. You, you should still part, and save yourself from harming others after separation. When you love each other, you eliminate harm for the people!"
Xiang Dong didn't know when he woke up, and he opened his mouth to have his own theory.
Sheng Chen turned around and glared at him: "Did you wake up a long time ago and keep pretending to be asleep and eavesdropping on your parents?"
"Where is it, I did just wake up, and I didn't hear my father's words that disliked your stupidity......" Xiang Dongren grinned, "But I have the opposite opinion with my father, I support my mother to start a business." ”
"Why?" Fang Shanmu and Sheng Chen said in unison.
Xiang Dong sat up straight and posed as a teacher educating students: "You two listen, now Teacher Fang starts class." There are three reasons, first, empathy. Mom always thinks that Dad's success is not a big deal, and Dad always thinks that Mom can only be responsible for things at home, and doesn't understand things outside. Well, Mom and Aunt Jiang go to start a business, firstly, they can experience the hardships of Dad's hard work in their careers, and secondly, if they succeed, they can also make Dad look at Mom differently. ”
"Second, my mother went to start a business, and as soon as she got busy, she wouldn't urge me to go abroad, and I would have no psychological pressure, so I could learn knowledge in China with peace of mind, and I could serve the motherland when I grew up. ”
"Third, it is said that entrepreneurship is a life of death, since my mother believes in Aunt Jiangbian's words so much, let her work with Aunt Jiang for a period of time, and she will definitely be able to recognize each other's personality. Dad doesn't often say that project cooperation is to fall in love, company cooperation is marriage, and the cooperation between my mother and Aunt Jiang's company is equivalent to getting married. Now my mother and Aunt Jiang are still in love, and she can't listen to anyone who says that Aunt Jiang is not good......"
"You stinky boy! Isn't it a calculating mother?" Sheng Chen was laughed at by Xiang Dong, and reached out to fight, but was dodged aside by Xiang Dong, "You don't care about your son, listen to what he says." ”
"My son is older and has his own thoughts, so I want to give him space to think. Fang Shanmu smiled proudly, the biggest relief for him is that his son and he have the same opinion on many things, which shows that his son has the ability to think and rationally analyze some phenomena, and now the children mature early, and their IQ is much higher than they were back then.
"Son, you tell the truth, why don't you just want to study abroad?" Sheng Chen felt the need to talk to his son seriously, and it happened that Fang Shanmu was also there.
"It's very simple, I'm going abroad now, I can't go to a good school, and I can't adapt to life abroad. Okay, even if I can get used to life after a while, I still have to consider a very real problem, after all, I have to go back to China, I have gone too far, I have adapted too well, what if I don't want to come back?" Xiang Dong blinked and smiled slyly and proudly, "You are just one of my sons, you will gradually get older in the future, I am not around, who will take care of you? ”
Fang Shanmu remembered the strategy he had agreed with Gu Hao, and pushed the boat down the river: "Why don't we have another one?"
Sheng Chen looked left at Fang Shanmu and then looked at Xiang Dong: "You guys negotiated a run on me, right? Let me start a business, and let me have a second child, I am a mortal, without three heads and six arms." ”
Fang Shanmu squeezed his eyebrows at Xiang Dong and smiled: "Okay, don't force your mother, she wants to start a business or have a second child, it's up to her, we respect her choice." In the same way, we hope that she will respect our decision, isn't that our son?"
"Agree with Dad!" Xiang Dong made a triumphant gesture.
"Anyway, you're justified, aren't you? Going around and around, you just want me to fall into the pit, and then you still stand on it and laugh at me and say, look, we respect your freedom to jump into the pit. Sheng Chen finally understood the purpose of Fang Shanmu and his son colluding and singing and harmonizing, and couldn't cry or laugh, "It's a good thing to say, whether you have children or not, it's up to me to start a business or not, I have the final say, but the ultimate goal is to tell me, one, don't let your son study abroad, two, don't care about your business, okay, you really do! From now on, I won't talk to you! Let you breathe out of one nostril again!"
Xiang Dong pretended to shake his head deeply and sighed: "Woman, heh, woman, as long as she doesn't meet her will, she will be angry and willful, Mom, you have to reflect on it." ”
Fang Shanmu turned around and smiled proudly at his son, the cooperation with his son just now was seamless, and Sheng Chen was speechless, no, he was annoyed and angry, he was very happy.
"Okay, Mom reflects, Dad drives, I'll sleep a little longer. Xiang Dong waved his hand and fell asleep.
"I can warn you, Xiangdong, whether you stay in China or go abroad, remember to do the right thing at the right time, your task is to learn and study again, and you must not fall in love. Don't be like your dad, I started to like lesbian tables when I was in junior high school. Sheng Chen sulked for a while, and when she saw that no one persuaded her, she wanted to find a punching bag.
"Mom, you've gone too far. Xiang Donggang lay down and closed his eyes, and got up again, "Although I'm used to being your punching bag, you shouldn't spew blood and fall in love? Don't make trouble, from you, I have fully experienced how terrible a woman's unreasonable and unreasonable creature is, and I will also moths to the fire? Who dares to write me a love letter and send an ambiguous message, I will immediately block her." ”
"Be as macho as your dad! If you don't learn the good, you don't need to learn the bad. Sheng Chen snorted, "If you keep knowing this, be careful that you can't find a girlfriend in the future." ”
"Mom, you're outdated. In our post-00s generation, it's not boys looking for girlfriends, it's girls looking for boyfriends, it's all girls taking the initiative......, okay?
"What trench?" Sheng Chen was stunned.
"Mom, how did you pass the geography exam back then? ”
"I was still the representative of the geography class back then, and I passed? I got a high score in the geography test every time. Sheng Chen looked proud.
"Which is the largest landlocked country on earth?" Fang Shanmu asked coldly.
"I don't know......" Sheng Chen's face flushed slightly, he thought for a long time, and shook his head, "I memorized it all by rote, and I forgot it after the exam." ”
"Son, remember, in the future, you must be a person who applies what you have learned, and don't just study for exams. Otherwise, after going out into society, you will not only need to make up a lot of lessons, but you may also take many detours. Fang Shanmu once again used educating his son to exert psychological hints on Sheng Chen.
Sheng Chen had already seen through Fang Shanmu's tricks, but smiled lightly: "Okay, don't pretend to give me a lesson as a pair of living treasures, I am a woman, you are a man, and you are born with differences in thinking." If I were like you, wouldn't my family be a good situation of harmony, stability and unity?"
"Isn't it good?" Fang Shanmu took the opportunity to increase his weight.
"If criticism is not free, then praise is meaningless, and if it is your word at home, after a long time, you will really think that you are a god who never makes mistakes. Sheng Chen glanced at Fang Shanmu, "My son and I are also for your good, I don't want you to make more mistakes, we are your supervisors and spursers." Without us, you would have gone further and further down the path of arrogance and self-righteousness. ”
Fang Shanmu originally wanted to be angry, but after thinking about it again, he smiled: "You can be regarded as having a course to apply what you have learned, at least you are good at linguistics." ”
"No, Dad, Mom will know these three idioms, or she couldn't find a good adjective when she was angry with you before, I saw that she was uncomfortable before I taught her, haha. Xiang Dong exposed Sheng Chen in time.
"Shut up!" Sheng Chen looked at Xiang Dong dissatisfiedly, "You will have no food, no clothes, and no good fruits to eat in the future." ”
"Don't bully your mother, in fact, your mother doesn't know idioms, she is too kind and never knows idioms to scold. Fang Shanmu couldn't bear it, and relieved Sheng Chen in time.
"Come on, if I'm too talkative, I know that you are true love, and I am just a by-product of your love. That's why I've said to myself again and again, don't get involved in your conflicts, it's easy to be inhuman inside and out. Where there is a cause there must be an effect, and your retribution is mine. Xiang Dong rolled his eyes widely, "Dad, your position is too unresolute, I won't help you in the future." ”
Fang Shanmu and Sheng Chen glanced at each other and laughed together.
Only stayed in Fang's house for one night, and the next day, at the insistence of Fang Shanmu, he threw the car in Shimen, and on the second day of the new year, a family of three took the high-speed train from Shimen to Qiantang.
On the high-speed train, Fang Shanmu and Sheng Chen didn't talk much, and Xiang Dong was so excited that he ran around, wanting to drink water for a while, and going to the toilet for a while, anyway, he just didn't stay honestly. Sheng Chen scolded him, but Fang Shanmu said that boys should be lively and active, and as soon as they settle down, they are either sick or about to get sick.
Sheng Chen accused Fang Shanmu of judging the current child based on his old experience, which was completely incorrect.
Fang Shanmu didn't refute, but talked about things at home.
"You don't feel like Dad has found something...... Fang Shanmu was a little worried, "I think we are doing well overall, there are no flaws, and it's the same as before, but Dad still said something to me." ”
Sheng Chen squinted his eyes and thought about it: "There is nothing wrong, we respect each other in front of our parents and love each other, and our son is also very cooperative with the performance, the family is happy and beautiful, much more perfect than the family of the eldest brother and sister-in-law." ”