Chapter 2 What an embarrassment
After leaving the next door, I soon returned to my home.
The grandson on his thigh was waiting for me at the door with a look of anticipation. I saw this guy covering his mouth as if snickering. I think I should have been standing in the yard and eavesdropping.
As soon as I saw this obscene appearance, I was immediately angry.
"Laughing at your uncle, what's so funny"
Ha ha. Hearing this, his thighs couldn't help laughing, and the next moment the grandson unhurriedly took out a cigarette and lit it, and then spit out a smoke ring in a chic manner, and glanced at me faintly and said "cowardice".
I was instantly furious, and I ran away, threatening to kick my thigh.
For a while, a fierce free fight was staged in the dark courtyard in the smoke of gunpowder, of course, this free fight was pure farce. Spoiler.
Back in the bedroom, wash up. I sat on the edge of my bed and smoked a cigarette and thought, and I was so struck by the beauty of the girl next door that I still can't calm down in it for a long time.
The next morning, I woke up early, earlier than ever.
I washed up carefully, and even took out the oral freshener that I usually reluctant to use and sprayed it in my mouth, in addition to deliberately tidying up my hair and clothes, and then I kept squatting at the door next door and waiting boredly.
I find it a little unbelievable and unimaginable for my own behavior this morning.
I'm usually such a lazy and sloppy guy who actually cleaned himself up, as if he wanted to be honest and don't bother.
What is this for, I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of it, so I just didn't think about it, squatted on the ground and took out my old millet like an unearthed cultural relic and brushed up the novel.
Just as I was looking at it a little preoccupied, there was a slight squeak, and after a slight thud, the door opened, and I was so stunned by the sound that I almost sat on the ground.
There's no ball, why are you nervous like this? After relieving myself, I whispered a curse to myself in my heart.
Then, I squeezed out a smile and looked up, and to my amusement, the girl last night seemed to be frightened by my sudden presence.
I saw her holding her chest with one hand, while breathing heavily, looking at her beautiful face, watching her rise and fall because of her breathingγγγγγ
Uh, bah, bah, where do you look, this is, what kind of mess and obscenity in the morning. I cursed myself in my heart.
The girl looked at me for a moment, and was about to speak.
I hurriedly rushed to say, "Eh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, female ghost, female... β
What the hell am I here, and what kind of crazy thing am I smoking?
I gently pumped my mouth and said apologetically to the girl, "I'm sorry, girl, goddess, you give me a minute, just a minute, my brain is a little messy." Let me figure it out.
The goddess couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile lightly, and then quickly changed to a cold expression.
He looked at his watch and said something to me. "52 seconds left". "Ah, oh, me, what... "40 seconds left"
"I'm going, I was last night... Iβ" I was so anxious that my mind was blank and incoherent for a moment..."
It's time, sorry, please get out of the way, I'm in a hurry". I opened my mouth wide and wanted to say more, but the goddess never gave me a chance.
I saw her look at me coldly, gently pushed me away, closed the door, and walked away with graceful steps.
I stood at the door of her house, staring blankly at this beautiful back, which was so charming that I forgot for a moment what I was here for.
"I'm sorry".
When I came back to my senses and tried to chase after her, she was already around the corner, and when her back was about to disappear, I shouted at the top of my voice with all my might.
To my surprise, the figure seemed to pause slightly after my voice, and then disappeared around the corner in the next second.
With a stunned look, I put my hands in my trouser pockets, looked up at the sky, and smiled self-deprecatingly.
Walking home slowly, I saw the guy with my thighs squatting in the yard brushing my teeth, and I saw my thighs, and my thighs saw me.
"I'm slot, you took the wrong medicine today, big brother, the person who cleaned up looks like a dog, what kind of blind date are you!
I glared fiercely, and just wanted to refute, but I saw a sudden slap on the head on the thigh, and then pointed at me and laughed.
"I know, I understand, you must have taken a fancy to the female ghost next door, you are so fascinated by ghosts. It's summer, you're thinking about spring, wahahahaha."
Looking at the thigh's squirrel's obscene and abnormal expression, I glared at this thing fiercely, but I didn't pay attention to him,
I went into the house, because I knew that if I took care of this guy again, with my understanding of him, how inappropriate the following exchange would be, in order not to harm the next generation of the motherland, forget it, I will suffer a little loss.
In the afternoon, when my thighs and I were taking a lunch break, there was a sudden sound of a truck outside, which had stopped near our door.
We hadn't had a large vehicle here for a long time, so out of curiosity, the two of us on our thighs and I came to the gate.
A small truck pulled up at the gate next door, covered with a canvas with some large objects, the corners of which could be seen as some brand new furniture.
The door next door was open, and when we came to the door and looked in, we saw 4-5 people who looked like migrant workers cleaning up weeds and debris in the yard.
A foreman-like man was in command, and I searched carefully for a while but did not find the beautiful figure.
So I and my thighs came to this man, threw a cigarette to the man, and prepared to solve the man's doubts.
"Hi, dude, hello, we live next door, the birds don't here, it's deserted, look at your posture, this is someone preparing to live here"
I leaned in with my thighs and asked.
The man who looked like the foreman only squinted at the two of us, pursed his lips, and said nothing.
"Do you know who lives here?" Although it was already upset to the master, I still asked as politely as possible.
"Does this have anything to do with you?"
The foreman finally answered me, but the sound seemed to have been frozen in Antarctica.
And as soon as I heard this, both of us and my thighs had the idea of becoming Donnie Yen in seconds.
"Meow, meow". Just as the volcano was about to erupt, a few cat meows suddenly came. It was this meow that succeeded in diverting each other's attention.
"Boss, there's a cat here, do you want to get the cat away. β
"Don't, don't care about it, the owner said, you just clean up and clean up the house, you, over there, don't be lazy, hurry up"
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, who is that. You go and catch the cat, don't hurt him, the owner has explained, you have to take good care of it, clean it, and there is a bag of cat food for the owner in the car, and wait for it to eat."
Yaya, I've seen you for a long time, and there is heavenly reason, you are not polite, you are so polite with a beast, this beast is your father.
As soon as I saw that this foreman was so concerned about this cat, my heart was inexplicably angry, and I couldn't help but slander on the side.
Besides, the foreman hadn't said a word to me and my thighs since he called me back, as if my thighs and I were air in his eyes.
My thighs were angry and wanted to rush over to express something, but I was busy grabbing him, shaking my head and pulling my thighs out of the door without saying a word.
When I got to the house and closed the door, my thighs immediately exploded, and the scolding and scolding muttered, "What a hell, it's like 2580,000, what kind of big cloves of garlic are loaded, and the dog looks at people low, haha".
The thigh wantonly vented the unhappiness in my heart, and I silently handed my thigh a cigarette, without words, but in my heart, at this moment, I was also greeting the direct female relatives of the foreman in the sky, on the ground and under the sea.
There was nothing for a while, and after about an hour, with the creak of the door closing next door, after a roar of trucks, the place returned to its usual silence.