Archimedes once said, give me a fulcrum, and I will be able to pry up the earth. Because of this sentence, this brother has been famous for thousands of years and the world.

So, one day after graduating from college, after a few bottles of Harbin beer.

I also patted my guitar coakingly, and he said to my friend thigh: "Give me a pair of wonderful hands, and Lao Tzu can also be popular all over the earth." ”

I remember when I said this, it was called a cow X Twinkle, and he was in high spirits.

Between the words, the eyes radiated dazzling light, and there was a posture of self-esteem in the whole world.

So much so that the grandson of the thigh was thundered by the coaxing posture of my cow.

It took a long time to come back to his senses, holding my head with one hand, and at the same time looking at me sympathetically and muttering:

"Crazy, crazy, you specified that your braincase was squeezed by the door last night, don't dream, hurry up, no matter how late it is, the last No. 2 bus will be gone."

After hearing this, I stared at my thighs with contempt and speechlessness, my old man is so unfavorable...

Sadly, the thigh is right. The dream is plump, and the reality is skinny.

Since graduating from college, I have set up stalls, scattered leaflets, and mixed all kinds of tricks, until now, I have not had a stable livelihood, and now I am still just a dog's tail grass that no one cares about at the bottom.

Eh, it's off, it's off, I haven't introduced myself yet, and it's really a bit of an ecstasy taste of Brother Shenyang wearing his pants into a Scottish plaid skirt. One word, the embarrassment is big.

Hello everyone, my name is Zipa, Qi of Monkey King, Pa of Parker. Because of this name, the thigh guy often makes fun of me obscenely, and whenever this happens, I have the urge to beat him into a pig's head.

In addition, I don't forget to complain about my father. You are really cultured, and your son was born wonderful. Hey, every time I mention this stubble, I feel a little like crying. Disturbing.

It's far away again, let's talk about my age, now there are three out of twenty, it is the peerless elegance, and the beauty is overwhelming,

Forehead. It seems that there is something wrong with the wording... Forget it, let's talk about my gender, uh, this is clear at a glance.

Looks, I think I'm between the first and second table talents, but once I secretly heard the thighs say that I am a standard three-table shape, and the master has always scoffed at this statement. As for the size, uh... Pass.

Speaking of which, it is also necessary to introduce the aforementioned thigh, this person's surname is Lu, the word is flying, gender, such as me.

This guy is my best friend who played with my bare butt when I was bare, and his birthday is two months older than mine, so this guy has always regarded himself as my brother. As for the appearance, this guy is five big and three thick, and he is still a little anxious, because of this natural roughness, so the title of cultural person is thousands of miles away from him.

But this buddy is rough, he is very bold, if he remakes a Water Margin one day, he will definitely recommend him to play Lu Zhishen. Not only because of his appearance but also his name, if I am an old man, I will choose him, because in the hearts of my buddies, I have always believed that he is the perfect combination of the flower monk Lu Zhishen and the Yanren Zhang Fei.

My thigh and I now live in Guangling City, northern Jiangsu, which is dozens of kilometers away from our hometown.

Speaking of which, the idea of the name Tihar barbecue still originated from the contemptible people, and I have always been proud of it.

In order to start the future of this stall, I specially bought a set of monk's clothes on the Internet, and asked Yu Feifei, the owner of Feifei Photo Studio, to help me take a picture of Lu Zhishen's big head on my thighs.

Yu Feifei, this little beauty is met by a buddy on the Internet, a very cute girl, a proper rich second generation, opening a photo studio According to her, she loves photography, after my observation, this girl is a combination of words and deeds.

This girl seems to have a little bit of meaning to me, but I don't know which one is wrong, and I just don't call, so that the guy on my thighs disdainfully says that I stand in the pit and don't, this is uneducated, the words are extremely vulgar and indecent, and the girl doesn't call you, you can't rely on me, right?

We designed the barbecue stall in the style of the Song Dynasty, and there was a small apricot yellow flag erected on the barbecue car, with eight big characters written on it: "For the heavens, the barbecue is under the jurisdiction of the barbecue". On the carriage there is also a large version of the thigh-thigh cottage Lu Tizhi's oversized version of the sticker. Because of this packaging, the thighs are now a small celebrity on the riverside and the Internet, and I have always felt very proud of this idea.

My thigh and I rented an old-fashioned house in the southern suburbs, which had two bungalows and a courtyard of about 15 square meters with a separate kitchen in the yard. Because this is a suburb, the rent is also cheap, 400 per month. What's more, it's close to where we eat by the river.

Every day very early, I will go to the wholesale market with my thighs to buy mutton, which I have a tacit understanding with my thighs. Money looks down on us, but we look down on money.

After buying the meat every day, the two of them will sign the meat with a chisel together. Then one lay in a daze, the other played the guitar and waited for the night to come.

Every night until 6 p.m., we push the barbecue cart to the riverside sales area to wait for customers.

To tell the truth, although it is said that two poor dicks live together, but in fact, most of these days are supported by the kid with thighs, because we have a division of labor when we barbecue, he is responsible for the barbecue, and I am only responsible for singing songs for the guests, eh. 10 yuan for a song, 3 songs for 20% off. Theoretically, my income is not low, but in fact, there are really not many people who come to masturbate every night, and there are very few people who order songs from the uncle, and it is good to be able to mix it up to about 80 normally, but if it is mixed to 200 one day, it is Amitabha Buddha, and the Bodhisattva has appeared.

Every night at about 2 o'clock, the two of us can push the car home with exhaustion and the smell of barbecue mixed with sweat.

When someone meets us on the road, they often avoid us from a distance, and even more excessively, they will cover their mouths and noses.

Every time I encounter this, the two of us will look at each other and smile, and then slowly raise my middle finger at those people with disdain, and then one of them will pick up a cigarette, and reply very domineeringly, there are more people who dislike us, and you are the oldest.

After washing up at night, there is one last job as usual, which is also the most anticipated and satisfying thing every day, that is, to count all kinds of paper Grandpa Mao, and then "share the spoils".

Every time after "sharing the spoils", the master is envious from the bottom of his heart, how much this grandpa Mao loves this guy with thighs, and I often can't help but sigh after envy, what is the use of reading a thousand things. After sighing, he laughed, and the days went on as usual. So the two of us and I lived like this again and again, although we were poor, we were also happy.

One day, maybe we were smashed by a lot of bird poop in the sky or we stepped on a lot of shit, in short, we were very lucky that day, just after 12 o'clock in the night, our meat skewers have been sold out, and I, have also been turned over many times, so that the throat is a little dumb at the end of the singing, with high interest, buddy also gave away a free song It doesn't matter, not to mention, it seems to sound like it really has a bit of Kun brother's charm.

Since the business is done, the two of us decided to close early and go home today. As soon as they arrived near home, the two of them said "huh" in unison. Then they all saw a little doubt in each other's eyes.

It turned out that in our neighbor's house next door, there was a faint light reflected through the crack in the door.

Speaking of which, it is necessary to mention the place where we live, because this is a suburb and an old house, so it has always been unpopulated, and the household next to it has been idle, which is overgrown with weeds and dilapidated, and has been laid grass by a dirty wild cat, so my thigh and I jokingly call this place Lanruo Temple.

Now in the middle of the night, the moon is cold and the wind is clear, under this situation, how can I not let the two of me be frightened.

"Well, that, that, Apa, I'll push the car home first, you go and knock on the door next door to see what's going on," said he rubbed his thighs and looked at me a little obscenely.

"I'll go, a few meanings, you have grown this little 200 pounds of meat for nothing, five big and three thick, when you are critical, you despise you, and seriously despise you."

I just wanted to say let the thighs ask, but I didn't know that this guy, who is usually half a beat, reacted very quickly today, and he was taken advantage of by him if he was not careful.

As a last resort, I could only accept it with a bitter face, but when I thought of the virtue of Fang Cai's thigh, I felt uncomfortable, so I glared at my thigh angrily, and unceremoniously gave this guy a middle finger.

"Birdman, what are you doing, it's all your fault, whoever makes you okay always puts horror movies on your broken computer for Lao Tzu to see, it's all your fault, you want to blame you, you call it self-inflicted, you have to fill this hole yourself."

"I'll go, I'll force you to see it."

"Go and go", his thighs didn't talk nonsense to me anymore, and he pushed me alive to the door next door with a sumo-like move, and he ran home with a small car in a puff of smoke.

Ya, push so fast, the speed of the train has inspired you or what, I usually don't see that you have this potential.

This grandson, every time he recycles the stall, he shouts tired, and he let me help push it, and the emotional buddy has always been tricked by this guy, and I can't help but be a little annoyed when I think of this, and I gave a middle finger to the background of my thighs.

I was angry, but I still had to do something, my thighs went back, and I stood alone at the door of my neighbor, looking at the faint white light shot out of it, and the ghost ghost scene in my mind actually appeared. As soon as I thought of this, I immediately panicked in my heart, and I laughed so much that I was not a virtue.

That's it, you can't hide, you have to go, go on.

So, I took a deep breath, calmed down, and knocked softly on the door of my neighbor's house.

No response, knock knock, I added some force.

Squeak, just when my heart was already anxious. There was finally movement in the courtyard, and then there was a sound of clattering footsteps.

This sudden sound instantly sent chills down my spine. So I held my breath and waited uneasily.

Squeak, the door opens.

Emma, I'm oh, I'm going... My heart suddenly erupted with a series of exclamations, and at the same time, my eyes seemed to be enchanted, and I was reluctant to leave the figure in front of me for a second, as if I missed 100 million after leaving.

Fair-skinned and tall, graceful, with curved eyebrows like the moon, cherry lips are delicate, a waterfall-like slightly curly long hair is naturally sprinkled, and she is wearing a long white dress. Wow, wow, wow, a stunning woman who looked like a fairy in a painting was looking at me with a cold face.

"Wow, ghost" I don't know what kind of wind I smoked, I actually sent a ghost to say this. The next second I saw the girl glaring at me fiercely, and then with a bang, the door was slammed shut by her, and I stood in front of the door and was so hung that I was shaking. Shame on the thief, I gently gave myself a mouthful, yes, this mouth owes.

After only a moment of annoyance, the fleeting beauty of the prosperous era resurfaced in my mind, closed my eyes and reminisced, and I couldn't help but sigh a heartfelt emotion in my heart.

"I'll go, it's so beautiful".

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A word from the writer