I got up from the hospital bed, "Fatty, why did you come here when you said you didn't go to class?" Regardless of whether what happened last night was true or not, fill my stomach first, I don't seem to have eaten since yesterday, I either fell asleep or fainted, and I was also extremely unlucky.

"Chu Ge, I'm not worried about you, you don't know, the third child was like crazy last night, so he had to jump down from the window, fortunately, our window has a protective net, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. The fat man said, although my name is Chu Ge, the fat man calls me Brother Chu, right, ugly and cute uncle. (Yes, it's Brother Chu, it's Brother Chu.) (Huh).

"Well, I said fatty, did you get your head squeezed through the door?" I replied. "Chu Ge, how do you know this, when I went to have dinner with Pingping last night, I did squeeze the door, and it still hurts," the fat man said as he rubbed his head and whispered.

Yes, I also solved the case, "I said fatty, let's TM live on the first floor, why is it unimaginable for the third child to jump down, ah?"

"No, yes, then I stopped him desperately last night, and the chest he pretended to be still hurting now, but the third child was really abnormal last night, and you didn't see him last night. ”

The fat man began to add fuel and vinegar to tell me what happened last night, probably after the fat man went back last night, he saw the third staring out of the window with dull eyes, the fat man asked him and didn't say anything, the fat man felt that something was wrong and walked to the third child, it was okay not to go, he was startled when he went over, although the third man's eyes were dull, but his eyes were red when he looked closely.

I thought to myself, the third child has pink eye. Then the bell rang on the hour in the school, at eleven o'clock, the third child went crazy and hit the window anti-theft net, and the fat man didn't care too much about it twice, but he kept hitting, the fat man was in a hurry, the two of them in the dormitory, the fat man hurriedly ran over, hugged the waist of the third child, but the strength of the fat man couldn't hold it, the third child was notoriously thin in our class, and he was not tall, and no one objected to saying that he was a primary school student.

But at this time, a fat man who weighed nearly three hundred couldn't hold a primary school student who weighed no more than 100, I heard that I didn't believe it anyway, this fat man must have seen too many novels, and began to add fuel and vinegar, and then blew how brave and invincible he was, and finally subdued the final boss.

When the fat man said this, he didn't feel like he was lying, and there seemed to be a little fear of last night in his eyes. The fat man tied the third child firmly to the anti-theft net with a rope. Prevent the third child from colliding indiscriminately. The third child couldn't move, and he still roared in his throat, "Let go of me, it's too late or something", which was indeed a voice coming from his throat, because the third child never opened his mouth.

The fat man didn't dare to sleep in his own bed last night, and went to the dormitory next door to spend the night. Early in the morning, the fat man got up to untie the third rope, but the third child hadn't woken up yet, but his face was full of anti-theft nets. The fat man shook the third child and didn't wake up, and after he got to the bed, he heard me coming over to the infirmary.

"Damn. "I'm yelling, I'm not here because of the third child, but because the three of us didn't go to class, who helped us answer it?

The fat man heard me yell, "Chu Ge, are you also scared, I can swear with the three hundred catties of meat on my body, what I just said is true"

Who wants your whole body of pork belly, I said: "Fatty, this is not scary to me, let me tell you an even more terrifying thing"

"What's the matter?" asked the fat man, trembling, perhaps he still had lingering feelings about last night.

"This morning was Professor Li's class, and then no one answered us," I said to the fat man as I put on my shoes.

"Shh

Professor Li is notoriously strict in our school, there is no one who does not dare not go to his classes, and even if there is, it is also iron-clad, not ready to graduate, although I am a scumbag, but I can remember clearly what class there is one day, which teacher's class can be escaped, which teacher's class can not be escaped, I still have a number in my heart.

I put on my shoes, I didn't care about the gauze on my head, the bag was like an Indian Ahsan, and I hurriedly went to chase the fat man, strange to say, I haven't eaten since yesterday, and now my stomach is not hungry, and I am running much faster than before.

I quickly caught up with the fat man, the fat man panted, and he couldn't wait to stick his tongue out to dissipate heat, "Hey, I said fat, let you exercise normally, but you just don't listen, you run slowly, I'll go first." "With that, I ran to the school building.

"Chu Ge, bricks, bricks," the fat man shouted from behind.

I ran too fast behind, I didn't hear what the fat man said, my classmates were all watching me on the road, and I didn't care, could it be that I was too handsome and was discovered by them? The infirmary is not very far from the teaching building, and it will only take a few minutes to arrive.

I just ran to the door of the classroom, the bell rang after class, I was in the infirmary today, why am I running, I have a reason, why should I run. I can't help but be overjoyed when I think of this.

"Professor Li, it's early, what, there's a special reason why I didn't come today," Professor Li said hello and explained when he came out of the classroom. Anyway, I have a reason, I don't need to be so afraid.

Professor Li looked me up and down, then replied "early" and went back to the office.

What's wrong with this old man today? Isn't he so gentle? Shouldn't he scold me, and then say that you can't teach me, and then leave?

At this time, the fat man also ran to meet Professor Li's hippie smiling face, "Li... Teach... Confer... Early... Ahh Sweating profusely, I can't breathe when I speak. Hand over with his hands on his knees, he gasped there.

"Come with me to the office," Professor Li said viciously.

The fat man had to follow aggrievedly, looking at my face full of doubts, I shrugged my shoulders, I didn't know.

Professor Li is still very good, but he is too strict, and he is also thinking about our students. I walked to the seat, the corner of the last row, to explain, this seat is not made according to academic performance, I strongly requested to do here, this can be summed up in my more than ten years of experience in the school, sitting in the back can watch the overall situation, the whole class is under my nose, the teacher is not here, where it comes from, I can see it clearly.

I am a good student in civil engineering, in order to move bricks better in the future, my parents resolutely let me choose this major, saying that it will be easier to move bricks in the future.

This major is good, there are not so many warblers and swallows to disturb my study, I can only read the books of sages and sages, and read for the rise of China. (Uncle: It's so lofty, isn't there no girl in the class? Why don't you see more girls sitting in the back row, it's a mistake, I'll let you be in the monk class, what about me?Chu Ge: You wait for me)

After an hour of hard years, the little fat dragged his heavy body back, of course he was my tablemate, "Chu Ge, I'm going to study hard"

This sentence really surprised me, the fat man's family is wealthy, and my family used to be, but because of a business failure (my dad ran a construction company, so let me come to the civil engineering major) can be regarded as a family down. I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup Professor Li poured on him, but he has to study hard, and I didn't pay attention to him, three minutes of heat.

"Fatty, why hasn't the third child come yet" I think now, the third child should also get up, and he hasn't come here yet, ", I forgot about the third child, Chu Ge hurry up" The fat man replied to me. As he spoke, he ran to the dormitory again, yes, he had a class in the morning, and the fat man didn't have a class.

The fat man began to pant again on the road, to be precise, he began to gasp when he came out of the class, and I slowed down in order to wait for him, "Chu Ge, why are you holding a brick in your left hand all the time?" The fat man asked me suspiciously.

I raised my left hand and looked at it, I slammed, there are really bricks, no wonder Professor Li is so gentle, does he think I want to shoot him? Just now in the classroom, I fell asleep when I got to the seat, I didn't notice, mainly because this brick has no weight in my hand at all, I'm sure this is the one that stunned me yesterday, I shook it hard with my left hand, I can't shake it off, I damn, I won't really be the life of moving bricks.

The arm was about to be broken and he didn't throw it off.,Was it really true yesterday?Can't tell the fat man about this.,Otherwise, with his big-mouthed personality.,The whole of Kyoto may know in two days.,What if it's used as a guinea pig for experiments.,Anyway, I don't understand.,Faintly replied:"Self-defense.。。 ”

The fat man nodded thoughtfully, and said lightly: "This guy is crazy, Professor Li dares to threaten, he really smashed stupid yesterday?"

I ignored him, and soon arrived at the dormitory, the fat man stood at the door and began to breathe, I raised a foot and kicked the door, of course I have the key, but kicking the door is not more majestic, and the TV is not kicking the door to save people.

"Oops" I hugged my leg in pain, the quality of the door said he was okay, kicked out a hole, said he was not good, a kick was not kicked open, the door was not kicked open, only the leg was kicked in, how could not be pulled out, "Fat man, open the door quickly"

The fat man was next to him, although he was very tired, but it couldn't affect his laughter, the sound I really wanted to gag his mouth, maybe he was tired of laughing, took out the key and opened the door, and my leg was pulled out.

When we entered the dormitory, the fat man and I were shocked.

"The third, the third. ”