Chapter 4: The Fat Man's Girlfriend
When I arrived at the dormitory, I saw the third child, who was wrapped in a rice dumpling and squirmed on the ground, and a piece of cloth was stuffed in his mouth, so he could only make a whining sound, and I almost laughed out loud when I saw this scene.
"I said, the third child, what kind of style are you, cosplay, you also learn a little better, you have to pretend to be a qu" I said as I took out the cloth from the third child's mouth.
"Dead fatty, I'm X your uncle, you want to make money and kill you... The third child scolded at the fat man. It lasted about ten minutes. The fat man leaned against the door without saying a word, squirming like a little daughter-in-law, I think this dead fat man is at a loss.
"Dead fatty, let me ask you, why are you tying me up?" asked the third child, who seemed to be tired of scolding.
I untied the sheets and quilts on the third child's body, and the fat man explained: "The third child, you were sick last night, and in the morning I was afraid that you would be sick again, so I tied you up, in case I bit my tongue when I was sick, so I blocked your mouth. ”
Didn't this fat man say that just now, what did he say after untying the third child and carrying him to the bed, he ran to the infirmary, omitting so many steps in the middle?
The third child's original name was Zhou Chuan, he used to call him the third child, he always felt like destroying other people's families, so he changed his name to the third child, don't look at the third petite, he is the top student in our class, every year scholarship, this gold, that gold, as long as there is a competition, basically the first place, it is heard that the third child came to this school because the school gave him a lot of scholarship temptation, otherwise he could come to this broken school?
The third child scolded again: "Dead fat, you are sick, I think you are sick, and the illness can't be paid off" The third child usually doesn't swear, but today it seems that he is really angry.
"I said the third child, don't bite Lu Dongbin, you really kept hitting that window yesterday, don't believe it, you have bent it" The fat man pulled the third child to the window.
I also leaned over to take a look, but I didn't expect that there was really a trace, I looked at the third child's face and there were really traces of the net, and I slowly believed that what the fat man said was true.
After the third child saw it, and then touched his face, he was also surprised, the three of us sat on the bed, without saying a word, I think about last night's incident, and how can I not take the bricks in my hand, look at the fat man's obscene look, I think he should be thinking about his Pingping, the third child is full of sadness, and seems to be very puzzled by last night's events.
I couldn't figure out my affairs for the time being, so I simply didn't want to, so I said, "Third child, do you remember what happened last night?"
"I went to bed at ten o'clock last night, and it's strange that I slept very quickly yesterday, and then I didn't know it, and when I woke up in the morning, I saw the fat man tying me up with a rope, and then I couldn't move, and my brain was dizzy and fell asleep again. The third child recalled.
Now it makes me even more confused, the fat man said yesterday that he went to eat with Pingping in his mouth, and then when he returned to the dormitory, he saw that something was wrong with the third child, and it was normal to tie him up, but why did he tie him up in the morning?
The third child may indeed have a problem, but he woke up in the morning, why can't he move? "Fatty, when did you and Pingping meet, why haven't I heard you say it before, do we know each other?" I asked gossipingly, anyway, I can't figure out the matter of the third child, I don't want to think about it directly, look at the situation tonight, maybe it may be hysteria.
"Hehe, Chu Ge, the third child, it's not me who blows it to you, I fell in love with him at first sight when I saw Pingping, that figure, that look, that breasts. "I almost let my mouth water.
"When did you meet?" I urged, I didn't want to listen to the fat man's bragging, he could blow an old sow into a heavenly girl.
When the fat man saw me, he urged him to reply: "I met yesterday morning, I haven't introduced you yet, and when I have time, I will treat you and show you the future sister-in-law, haha." ”
"Fat man, you said you met yesterday morning, and you went out to eat in the evening?" I asked suspiciously, this fat man usually doesn't see that he has a woman's relationship, and this fat head and big ears, which girl will progress so fast, I feel that he is blowing again.
"Yes, I met yesterday morning, and I promised God with three hundred catties of flesh on my body. ”
I continued to ask, "Do you know what class she is in? How old do you know?" I felt that there was something wrong with this fat man, and the girl who went out to eat in the middle of the night on the first day I met him, and he was still with this fat man.
The fat man scratched his head, "Well, I still have time to ask, hehe, but I made an appointment for dinner tonight, and I'm asking when the time comes, but well, we're going on a date at night, I won't take you with me, next time." ”
The third child didn't say a word next to him, and I went to comfort him: "The third child, you don't really believe the fat man's nonsense, maybe he is just a bad taste, don't go to your heart, maybe it's sleepwalking"
The third child's face eased a lot, anyway, I can't go to class today, the third child stood up, made a look at me, and said to let me go out, the third said: "I'll go to the toilet"
I followed me out, and the fat man was still fantasizing about his Pinkie, lying on the bed with a satisfied face.
"Three, what's the matter?" I asked.
"Chu Ge, do you think it's really haunted? Yesterday you were hit by a brick, and now you look like a Ah San, a fat man like this, what kind of girl will go to dinner in the middle of the night when they meet for the first time, and I was like a ghost yesterday. The third asked suspiciously.
The third child is very sober-minded, but he will often think crankily, I replied: "Haunted, it's not a coincidence, the fat man is not bad except for the body, the thought, the brain, the others are not bad, there may be girls with heavier tastes, haha"
To tell the truth, in addition to these shortcomings, the only advantage of the fat man is that he is rich, although he can't be said to be a big tyrant, but his family is also considered to be the number one in the whole Kyoto, but this kid is relatively low-key, and he will not be high because he is rich.
This fat man is so rich and still wears my clothes, I will definitely ask him to buy me a set of ten and eight.
I continued: "Let's take a look tonight, don't be suspicious. "I'm also comforting him, last night was really abnormal, I can't take off the bricks in my hand, I don't believe it.
"Chu Ge, why are you holding bricks in your hands all the time, I wanted to ask just now"
"This, self-defense, self-defense" I can only explain this, if I say that I met a gay last night and asked for my body, I haven't been laughed to death by them, and I'm a guy who doesn't know if it's a person or a ghost, and the third will be cranky.
The third child was also puzzled, but he didn't continue to ask, "I can only take a look tonight, Chu Ge, otherwise let's follow the fat man tonight and see what kind of fairy Pingping he is talking about?"
Hey, that's exactly what I mean.