695: Crosstalk three

"Eat tofu. Zheng Yue said.

"The tofu is delicious, I finished it in a hurry. Yang Yunruo raised his hand and said, "Boss, have another one, pack it." ”

"Bring it back to your family Yaoyao to eat?"

"No, it's dinner. Yang Yunruo said.

"What about your Yaoyao, are you still hungry?" asked Zheng Yue.

"That can't. Yang Yunruo shook his head and said, "I don't want to be such an adult, it's still single, and it's a bit embarrassing." ”

"How old you are, it's a shame to be alone. Zheng Yue asked puzzled.

"I'm fifteen. Yang Yunruo said proudly.

"You're fifteen, I'm eighteen. Zheng Yue said with a smile.

"Our family Yaoyao is eighteen. Yang Yunruo said with a smile.

"What's the matter, do you dislike people for being old or what? Zheng Yue smiled evilly and winked.

"......" Suddenly, Yang Yunruo Yang Yunruo felt a deep malice surrounding him, as if he was standing on the edge of a cliff, as if he would suddenly fall into a cliff.

"You don't know, female junior, hugging gold bricks. Yang Yunruo said excitedly.

"That's the way it goes. Zheng Yue nodded with a smile and said, he had already seen Mu Leyao's head, and Mu Leyao had heard it. Men, the thing they like to see the most is that other men are unhappy, Zheng Yue feels that Yang Yunruo will definitely be unhappy for a while. It's just that before he finished speaking, Yang Yunruo continued.

"Thirty women send the country, three hundred women send elixir, three thousand women are in the immortal class, thirty thousand women, the queen mother feeds, three hundred thousand women, the Buddha stands at the door, three million women, you have the final say, three million women, the six worlds revolve around you, three hundred million women, open the heavens and the earth, three billion, Pangu is your brother, three billion, dominate the Jurassic, three hundred billion, control the Milky Way, three trill......ion, three trillion women, three trillion, three trillion, Yang Yunruo said excitedly.

"What's wrong with three trillion women, you say. Seeing that Yang Yunruo had broken the sentence, Zheng Yue hurriedly urged.

"If the female college is three trillion, then it will have to be sent to the state. Yang Yunruo said with a smile: "After all, there are not yet three trillion materials returned, which is very valuable for research." ”

"Hey, you ......" Zheng Yue was speechless, he was a person who often talked about cross talk, and this time he really fell into Yang Yunruo's pit.

"It's strange to say, I said that I was fifteen years old, and my police uncle told me that I was not protected by the "Law on the Protection of Minors", but our family Yaoyao was eighteen, and the police uncle came to me every day and asked me if I was abducting a young girl. Yang Yunruo spread his hands and said helplessly. "Do you think I'm such a person?"

"Yes. Zheng Yue nodded and said, "If I were a policeman, I would also check on you every day." Why did Mu Leyao take a fancy to you, we, who is not more handsome than you. ”

"Jealousy, you're jealous. Yang Yunruo pointed at Zheng Yue and said, "If you want to say that I am with Yaoyao, it's still the same thing." Am I not old, single and anxious. One day I said to him, "I'll invite you to dinner." You don't want to think about how hungry she is, just like a piece of paper, and nod in agreement on the spot. I told him again, then you should be my girlfriend, and she immediately shook her head. ”

"Aren't you taking advantage of the fire to rob, and no one wants to leave it alone. Zheng Yue waved his hand disdainfully.

"Hey, hey, I'm smart, I'll invite her to dinner, if nothing else, just be nice to her and invite her to dinner. Yang Yunruo said domineeringly.

"So good?" said Zheng Yue in disbelief.

"Then one day, I told her that I can't take you to dinner from tomorrow, I have to wear my girlfriend to dinner, and you follow her to be jealous. "Yang Yunruo's treacherous appearance makes people's teeth itch with hatred.

"Insidious, too insidious. ”

Then she was stunned, and she had eaten a lot of that meal, and she had eaten it all. The next day, just when I thought it was no drama and was going out to eat by myself, she came. She said, if I don't make your girlfriend, you will take me to dinner. Yang Yunruo said with a smile.

"You're going to take advantage of others. Zheng Yuejiazhuang said with some disdain.

"Tsk, how can this be called taking advantage of people's danger, this is called foodie cultivation. Yang Yunruo crossed his legs on the sofa and said boastfully: "You don't know, if you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach, hey, she is used to eating and has developed the attribute of a foodie, so everything is easy to do." For example, last time, I told her that we should get married, and she shook her head and disagreed. Then I told her in another way that I heard that there was a delicious noodle restaurant over there, and her eyes lit up when she heard it, and she immediately wanted to go. I then told her that it was a bit far away, forget it, let's go when I got my marriage license. Hey, she said, let's get married. ”

"Did you hear it, she proposed to me, so I asked you, cow or not. Yang Yunruo clapped his hands and said.

"Hey, you're thick-skinned enough, you're cheating on marriage. Zheng Yue reminded.

"How can this be called fraud, let me tell you, if I hadn't done my hukou, I would be married now. ”

"You're still a black household. Zheng Yue said in surprise.

"Sister Mu, Yang Yunruo said that you are old. Xu Bingbing said to Mu Leyao with a smile.

Although it looked like a joke, Mu Leyao still woke up in her heart, if Su Qing or Zhao Yinger said so, maybe Mu Leyao would have smiled and forgotten in a blink of an eye, but it was Xu Bingbing, and Mu Leyao was always a little estranged in her heart. After all, the cake in the entertainment industry is so big, Yun Yao eats more, and others have to eat less.

Mu Leyao glanced at Xu Bingbing meaningfully, then looked at Su Qing and Zhao Ying'er, who were already smiling, and said with a slight smile: "Go back at night and let him remote control, the kind that doesn't change the channel." ”

"Hahaha......" Xu Bingbing seemed to laugh heartlessly again.

"However, what your Yang Yunruo said is really funny, the female college has three hundred elixirs, and the female college has three thousand rank in the immortal class. Hey, I can't. Xu Bingbing seemed to laugh, ran to the side and leaned against the wall, her body constantly shaking.

"Sister Yaoyao, were you really deceived by the director's meal?" asked Ming Yourong stupidly.

"What do you think?" Mu Leyao asked with a smile.

"I think it's going to be at least two. Ming Yourong said solemnly.

"Flutter", Su Qing, who was about to drink some water to moisten her throat, squirted out all of the water before she could drink it. What is this? One hot pot is not enough, at least two?

Not only Su Qing, but a group of people were amused by Ming Yourong's appearance, and naturally there was a hint of good feelings for this little sister.

"Oh, I can't do it anymore, I need to find a place to sit down and rest for a while, and I'm laughing right away. Gao Tai's speechless hand supported his waist, and it seemed that this was the only way to not laugh and bend over.

"You're laughing and you're angry, what are you doing with your waist up?" Deng Chong asked with a smile.