696: Crosstalk four
"Now that I have money and a girlfriend, I think I'm a big man, what should I do. Yang Yunruo continued.
"Self-motivated. Deng Chong wiped the tears that came out of the corners of his eyes, and suddenly felt that Yang Yunruo was a natural cross talk actor, with one burden after another, and for a while, he was a little overwhelmed.
"What are you doing?" Yang Yunruo pretended to be worried and said in a panic: "I can't do anything." ”
"That's right. Zheng Yue said with a smile, and he couldn't help laughing. Yang Yunruo doesn't know anything? He is a talent in the entertainment industry who has risen in the past year. Although I'm talking about cross talk now, I always feel a little bit of a drama.
"Hey, I've really figured out a way. Yang Yunruo continued: "Gourmet. ”
"Gourmet?"
"Yes, didn't I take Yaoyao around to eat, and I have experience in eating. The streets and alleys of Hangzhou have left my footprints, as long as I have reviewed the restaurant, the business is in shambles. ”
"That's right. Zheng Yue nodded.
"No, there is such a song in front of me, which sings like this: I am eating fried chicken in People's Square, and where are you at this moment, although you may be making a sound, but tiredness has made me too lazy to doubt. Yang Yunruo sang with a hanging voice.
"Oh, hey, is there such a song? Why haven't I heard it?"
"That's because I didn't sing, I'm going to sing it, you heard it. Yang Yunruo said with a smile.
"That's right. Zheng Yue nodded, obviously, this is another original song, but there is no way, the industry knows that Yang Yunruo's originality is like drinking water.
"Is this a fire if it doesn't fry chicken, I wonder if I should try it too. Yang Yunruo said.
"Walking then?"
"Oh my God, I came to a small restaurant. I shouted at the waiter, waiter. Yang Yunruo beckoned and shouted.
"Hey, what are you ordering?" Zheng Yue made an improvised cameo.
"Do you have any chickens here?" asked Yang Yunruo with his hand over his mouth.
"No, just ask, what's the matter with you blocking your mouth?" Zheng Yue asked puzzled.
The waiter looked around and whispered back to me, "I am." Yang Yunruo ignored Zheng Yue and continued.
"Hey, it's this chicken. ”
"It's over, the waiter takes me to the stairwell, opens the door, lets me in, then locks the door and turns off the lights. Wait two days......"
"No, why is it the next day? You go on, what are we doing with you for a few minutes?" Zheng Yue grabbed Yang Yunruo with a smile and said, getting rid of a pimp.
"The waiter took me to a room in the stairwell, opened the door, went in, locked the door, turned off the lights. The next day......" Yang Yunruo repeated.
"No, you still haven't made it clear, what else is going on that night?" Zheng Yue asked indomitively.
"The police came and fined five thousand yuan. Yang Yunruo said with a forehead.
"Five thousand yuan, why don't I know?" Suddenly, there was a playful business behind Yang Yunruo.
......
"Sister Yaoyao, Yang Yunruo went to find chickens. Ming Yourong was lying on the door frame eavesdropping, and happened to hear Yang Yunruo talking about eating chicken, so she hurriedly reported to Mu Leyao.
"Well......" Mu Leyao was busy and listened closely, she could not care if Yang Yunruo talked about the rest, but as a serious girl, even if she knew that Yang Yunruo was drinking Zheng Yue's performance, she must not let her boyfriend let the media have a chance to misinterpret it. Ignoring the shouts of Director No. 3, he hurriedly rushed forward. Besides, this variety show was originally a game against Yun Yao, and it was enough to save face for Yang Yunruo to talk nonsense for so long.
"Five thousand yuan, how do I know?" Mu Leyao approached Yang Yunruo and asked.
"Ah......" Hearing Mu Leyao's words, Yang Yunruo subconsciously jumped up from the sofa.
The moment he saw Mu Leyao, Yang Yunruo felt the yellow passage of time, as if the whole world had been pressed the pause button. Obviously, a person who shouldn't appear in front of you suddenly appeared in front of you, and that kind of stimulation and throbbing made Yang Yunruo's cold hairs all over his body bulge.
"Yaoyao, why are you here. Yang Yunruo couldn't wait to turn over directly from the back of the sofa, hugging Mu Leyao tightly, what a little better than a newlywed, this is the feeling now. If the time of the small farewell is too long, the smell left on each other by the two people will slowly fade, like now, obviously only separated for one night, and suddenly they see each other and hug each other, and the two people are like half of a person. It's like: take a piece of clay, pinch a you, mold a me, break the two of us together, mix with water, pinch a you, mold a me, I have you in the mud, you have me in the mud.
"Didn't you tell me about 5,000 yuan? In Yang Yunruo's words, Mu Leyao squinted her eyes and wanted to hum comfortably, but she didn't forget Yang Yunruo's words, she wanted to break the casserole and ask to the end. Although she could guess that Yang Yunruo was joking with Zheng Yue, he didn't want such a joke to become a stain on him. Because many celebrities are pressed with a hat that can't be washed off because of filming or joking, although there are many elements of ridicule, but when I think of it, someone will ask Yang Yunruo in the future, how to pay the fine of 5,000 yuan? Mu Leyao felt that she couldn't stand it, not only because of Yang Yunruo, but because even if she believed in Yang Yunruo, she didn't want to hear such foul language, even if it was ridicule.
"What 5,000 dollars? I don't know. Yang Yunruo said.
"Hey, you originally showed affection, and we didn't want to eat dog food so we wouldn't intervene, but it's boring for you to dress stupidly. Deng Chong stepped forward with a smile and said, "Yaoyao, I testify that just now he said something about five thousand yuan, saying that he was going to eat something in the small black house." ”
After speaking, Deng Chong laughed, even everyone else laughed, even Ming Yourong, who had no heart and lungs, was also overjoyed, and it seemed that they were all very happy to see Yang Yunruo unlucky.
"Well, let's talk about it. Mu Leyao said with a smile, she didn't want to ask Yang Yunruo about her guilt, but she didn't want Yang Yunruo to continue to be so open-mouthed.
"I was wrong. Yang Yunruo looked around and saw Xu Bingbing and a group of them, and knew that this filming not only invited someone from their crew, it was obvious that the crew of "Royal Sword" and "Fairy Sword" were together, the meaning of PK was obvious, but he didn't pay too much attention to it, these are indifferent things, in Yang Yunruo's opinion.
But variety shows, always have to be a little different and fun, since it's here, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's the most important thing to make people remember.