"Dad, Mom said let me send you for her, she has something to do. When he arrived at the garage, his son put his luggage in the car, "I heard my mother crying last night, and she is really, if she doesn't talk to you about something, she has to screw it." Sometimes she is the same to me, obviously she can be tactful, but how to stimulate me and make me uncomfortable. Although she knows that she is kind at heart, no matter how kind a hedgehog is, she has no good friends. ”

Fang Shanmu patted his son's shoulder: "Everyone has their own personality, and it is difficult to completely change, we have to be more considerate of her." But being considerate of her does not mean that we are accommodating her unprincipledly, and we must bring up the wrong place. I don't know how long she can go in the outside workplace with her character. ”

"Mom is not like this in the workplace, she makes things difficult for us. Outside, she has the style of a strong woman in the workplace......" The son grinned, and then his expression darkened a little, "Dad, do you really want to live apart forever? I don't want you to be forced to be together for my sake, and I think very clearly, even if you are separated, you will always be my parents, and this will never change. ”

"Good son. Fang Shanmu's eyes moistened, and he hugged his son, "Dad will think of a way to resolve the disagreement with your mother as soon as possible." You have to study hard and don't fall in love, you know?"

"Precocious love caterpillar!" Xiang Dong snorted with his nostrils facing the sky, "One mother has made me fed up, and I will find another aunt and grandmother to provide for?" ”

Fang Shanmu laughed: "Go back and tell your mother, let her not be angry, I know that I am also wrong, but I am a little less wrong than her." When I find an opportunity to admit a small mistake to her, and then she confesses a big mistake to me, I will consider forgiving her. ”

"You can't do this, Dad, with my understanding of my mother, she thinks that you are a big mistake and she is a small mistake, you still have to reach a consensus on who is the big fault and who is the small mistake. The son ran away with a smoke, and stuck out his tongue at Fang Shanmu and grimaced, "Although I support you mentally, I won't do anything that makes my mother angry, I don't want to be trained by her all day." You know, my mother's ability to train people is simply a weapon of mass destruction. ”

"Little slippery head!" Fang Shanmu smiled lovingly.

Fang Shanmu returned to room 301 first, there was no one, Cheng Pengpeng and Xu Wenqu were not there. The room was very messy, and it hadn't been cleaned for at least two days, he frowned dissatisfiedly, and then remembered that it was still during the holidays, and he couldn't find the cleaning aunt, so he had to do it himself.

Only half of the sweep, when he heard the door, he thought it was Cheng Pengpeng who came back, and he didn't raise his head: "The girls now are surprisingly lazy, they are all brilliant outside, they are very clean, the hygiene at home is a mess, and there is no place to stay, so that others can't deceive themselves, it's really a bad ...... world."

"Uncle Fang must not be talking about me, I have always been very diligent, and I especially like to clean. But then again, cleaning is not directly related to the changing style of the world, Uncle Fang is too online. In fact, Cheng Pengpeng's lack of cleanliness is not a big disadvantage, because she doesn't even clean herself much, and she doesn't wear makeup when she goes out......"

"Ah, Hu Pan, why did you come back so early?" Listening to the voice, he knew that it was Hu Pan, Fang Shanmu looked up and saw that Hu Pan was dragging a large bag and a small bag in, so he hurriedly went over and took a hand, "I only went to work on the eighth day of junior high school, and there are two more days." ”

"Don't mention it, I can't stay at home anymore, day by day, the seven aunts and eight aunts meet to ask when they will get married, in addition to asking how much money they make, they are not afraid of getting tired when they are so busy......?" I went to his uncle and second grandfather, a middle-aged greasy and failed man who was almost 40 years old, and also introduced me to my mother, I haven't fallen to the point of marrying a man who is more than ten years older!"

"Ah, Uncle Fang, don't be careful, I'm not talking about you, I said that a 40-year-old man from our county looks like an old man who has been retired for three years and plays chess on the street, let alone start, he has no appetite at a glance. Why do you say that the gap between people and people is so big, he is also 40 years old, Uncle Fang is personable, and the dragon and phoenix are proud, why are the men in the county town old-fashioned and greasy and obscene?"

"Okay, don't make a map, don't be a sycophant, and you can't raise your salary. Fang Shanmu threw the mop to Hu Pan, "Since you are back, and you are the most diligent one, the glorious task of cleaning will be handed over to you." ”

"Well, I might as well dig a pit and bury myself. Although Hu Pan was dissatisfied, he still took the mop, and only dragged it a few times, and as soon as the door rang, Cheng Pengpeng and Xu Wenqu came back.

As soon as he saw Xu Wenqu, Hu Pan's face suddenly turned cloudy, and he threw the mop to Xu Wenqu: "I'm back from eating for nothing, come, do some work, at least let you live more comfortably." ”

Xu Wenqu threw the mop to Cheng Pengpeng and spread his hands: "I'm sorry, I won't mop the floor." Now that you're back, I'll just move out. ”

"Okay, good!" Hu Pan immediately raised his hands to welcome, "Pengpeng, you quickly agree, there must be a statute of limitations for the nightstay, can't you occupy the magpie's nest, right?"

Hu Panman thought that Cheng Pengpeng would agree immediately, but Cheng Pengpeng put her hands in her pockets and tilted her head and thought for a while: "Sister Wenqu has nowhere to go, just like when I took you in, I can't bear her to live on the streets...... In this way, she will live in my room in the future, and I won't stay there often anyway!"

"You've changed your mind, Peng Peng!" Hu Pan came up to Cheng Pengpeng, his nose almost touched her nose, "Don't you like me? ”

Xu Wenqu sat on the sofa as if he didn't care about himself, neither persuaded nor cleaned, but turned on the TV.

Okay, three women in one play, fortunately, Xu Wenqu is not deep in the play, otherwise it will be really noisy, Fang Shanmu also sat back on the sofa, and did not interfere with the friendship between Cheng Peng Peng and Hu Pan Plastic Sisters.

Cheng Peng straightened her chest, a cut higher than Hu Pan, and she hugged Hu Pan's neck on one side: "After a few days of getting along, I think that although Sister Qu is a bit selfish, well, and selfish, she still has a lot of advantages, such as being very self-disciplined and never crossing the line." The schedule is very regular, and I go to bed and wake up on time. Another example is that I am very calm, easy not to get angry, have careful logical thinking, and can always remind me to be calm and rational, and so on...... Having such a friend by your side happens to be a beneficial supplement, and it can also cure your urges. ”

"I don't care, I don't want it, I object. Hu Pan took the mop and pointed at Xu Wenqu, "Why don't you look at her shortcomings?" Lazy and greedy, in other people's homes, there is no awareness of the guest and the host, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't pay the rent, he doesn't look at it and does nothing, he really thinks he is an aunt and grandmother. ”

Xu Wenqu turned a blind eye to Hu Pan's series of accusations, picked up an apple and threw it to Cheng Pengpeng: "Pengpeng, peel off." Now the fruit must be peeled and eaten again, there are too many pesticide residues. ”

"Xu Wenqu, I'm talking about you!" Hu Pan rushed over angrily, snatched Xu Wenqu's apple and threw it on the ground, "In the future, without my permission, you are not allowed to touch anything in the house, do you hear?"

Xu Wenqu didn't look at Hu Pan much, picked up another pear, and peeled it by himself. She was skilful and skilled, and in a matter of moments she shaved it clean, and the peel of the pear was joined in a strip without breaking.

Then, she stabbed three times in a row, dividing the peeled pear into four pieces, one for each person: "Hu Pan, at first I thought that Jiang Chengzi broke up with you, just like you said, it is indeed the reason why he does not seek to be motivated and only plays games, but now I find out that there are many reasons for you." A slap doesn't make a sound, the contradiction between two people, there is no only one side, isn't it, Mr. Fang?"

Xu Wenqu is different from others, and insists on calling Fang Shanmu Teacher Fang.

Fang Shanmu knew that Xu Wenqu would go around him, he smiled, took the pear and took a bite: "As the saying goes, it is difficult for a Qing official to decide family affairs, just because in the family, there is no absolute right or wrong in the affairs of two people, it is nothing more than one party asking for more and the other party not wanting to pay so much." Marriage is the wisdom of two people getting along, but often two people get along the hardest. I know a real estate boss who has several lovers, and his experience is that when he has two lovers, he is most tired of coping, either the boss is competing for favor, or the second is pretending to be sick for comfort, which makes him jump and be in a dilemma. But when the third lover appeared, he found that the original problem was all gone......"

"How come?" Cheng Peng shook his head again and again, "Three women in one play, it's strange if he doesn't make trouble." ”

"Impossible, women are jealous, how can they coexist peacefully? Uncle Fang must be lying nonsense!" Hu Pan shook his head.

"Teacher Fang is not lying, what he is saying is the truth, a truth that is cruel to women. Xu Wenqu thought about it for a moment and understood the truth, "What was Teacher Fang doing when the three of us were arguing just now? He was standing by and watching, and he was watching the fire from the other side! If we fight further, we will not have to turn to Teacher Fang to administer justice in the end? Therefore, when there are many women, men do not need to coax any of them with their hearts, and the contradictions between women are enough to maintain a delicate balance, and he only needs to come forward to coordinate at a critical time. ”

Fang Shanmu smiled at Xu Wenqu's explanation and continued his topic: "Later, his lovers rose to six, and he laughed and said that it was very simple to manage, when there was a conflict between them, let the internal friction between them be solved first, either he would finish digesting it himself, or when he didn't digest it and needed him to come forward, it would be almost a mess, and he only needed to play fifty boards each to win everyone's respect." ”

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