Chapter Twenty-Six: Wrong Set
A lot of things, I saw it, I thought about it, and it was... Resigned to fate.
Saving the world cannot be rushed.
Before you can save the world, you have to save yourself.
Fortunately, this is a trip in time, and there is a lot of time to waste.
Chu Yu doesn't want to be a master, no matter how high he is, can he still be higher than a genius like Yan Snake and Qin Beige?
You must know that the two gold medal fighters, Yan Snake and Qin Beige, were often beaten in various ways in later generations.
And these two things have been practicing martial arts since childhood, especially the flame snake, who is less than thirty years old and has experienced no less than a hundred battles, and as a result, it is not that they are often blinded after encountering freaks.
Therefore, science and technology is the first development force, the mind drives technology, you just need to use your brain more if you have nothing to do, and practice martial arts, that is the goods of rough talents.
Of course, this has to be said at both ends, and only those who have bodyguards can say so.
People who don't have bodyguards, no matter how good their brains are, will be beaten like a dead dog if they encounter an accident.
Chu Yu rejects martial arts.
Unless you practice yourself as a pervert of the Wu family.
Therefore, Chu Yu would not willingly follow Baili Lang to practice martial arts at all.
His purpose in coming to Yan Huangfeng was very simple.
Use Yan Huangfeng to go overseas, and get a few free bodyguards and cannon fodder if you can.
originally thought that it would be enough to persuade Chu Zhidao
As a result, he didn't convince Chu Zhidao, Baili Lang had already "convinced" him, and persuaded him with a fist the size of a casserole.
If you want to change your environment, you must first adapt to it.
Chu Yu thinks he is a smart person, and smart people can't be impulsive, let alone do stupid things.
The smart man Chu Yu came all the way to the back mountain, and figured out one thing on the way.
What he wants to deal with is not Chu Zhidao, but the brutal old man in front of him!
Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is the only way to win a hundred battles, so he has to find out where this old guy's cover door is.
Chu Yu thought proudly, in the later generations, Yan Huang Peak, who has stood for thousands of years, can still be tossed and bankrupt in the hands of me, a second or fifth boy, Lao Tzu still doesn't understand that you are a bad old man?
This is the first time that Chu Yu has come to the Punishment Hall.
The so-called Discipline Hall actually functions similarly to the Discipline Hall.
The precept hall is the place where the disciples who make mistakes are punished.
As for the Punishment Hall, it is that the Discipline Hall feels that this disciple has nothing to save and throws it into the Punishment Hall of the higher-level leadership department and beats him to death.
It's like the school's moral education department, the teacher of the moral education department saw that the student couldn't manage it, so he threw it directly to the principal's office, and it was better to find the parents than to expel him.
As the most feared place for the disciples of the Yanhuang Peak Mountain Sect, the Punishment Hall was completely beyond Chu Yu's expectations.
In his cognition, this kind of place where people are afraid of ghosts and ghosts, not to mention the white bone ghosts crying and howling everywhere, at least it has to be the Yaksha guarding the door of Shura Town.
As a result, I didn't know until I arrived at the place, in fact, four words are enough to describe it.
Flowers!
The punishment hall occupies a small area, not far from the repentance cliff, the grass is verdant, and the birds on a few small trees are shuttling endlessly, the most important thing is that this place is still the rising sun, the sun is rising, and the body is sunburning
Warm.
There were not many disciples in the Punishment Hall, black clothes and black robes, scattered in pairs, some swept the fallen leaves, some served flowers and plants, and a few young disciples gathered together to make the sound of reading aloud.
The front mountain and the back mountain are separated by a bridge, but the feeling is completely different.
In Qianshan, every disciple is like a machine, not numb on the surface, but always feels very rigid and lifeless.
But when I got here, everything was alive, and everything was so bright and vibrant.
The male disciples are full of energy, and they are not talking to each other, they are generous.
The female disciples are lively and cheerful, frolicking and chasing.
The male and female disciples are very handsome, and the overall appearance is much higher than that of the disciples in Qianshan, and the appearance is very passable.
The men are handsome, the women are handsome, the scenery is picturesque, and the beauty is breathtaking.
The only fly in the ointment is Baili Lang, as soon as this old guy came, it was like an orc breaking into the elf kingdom, and this orc belongs to the kind of ugly monster that only his mother will do in the orc group, in short, it is very striking.
Seeing that the handle was back, a group of disciples ran over with a smile, and after asking for peace, they all stared at Chu Yu curiously.
Baili Lang put on a majestic look: "What kind of system is it to be chaotic, don't go to morning class soon." ”
Dozens of disciples looked at each other, and one of them, a little girl who was estimated to have a poor IQ, asked Didi, "Morning class?" Master, didn't you just have a morning class last month? ”
Chu Yu looked confused).
What's going on?
In the front mountain, morning class, evening class, every two classes, rain or shine, the moon is endless, that is thunder and immovable.
What do you think of the meaning of this girl... Do it only once a month in the Discipline Hall?
Chu Yu recalled in his mind.
In later generations, he also came into contact with the disciples of the Discipline Hall and the Discipline Hall, that is, the time when he surrounded the mountain.
Looking back now, the disciples of these two halls were indeed very different from other Yan Huangfeng disciples.
First of all, in terms of temperament, the disciples of the two halls are relatively lively, and they basically speak in the vernacular, unlike other disciples, who are not ancient and modern.
The second is the words and deeds, after the disciples of the two halls descended the mountain, they were not as restrained as the other disciples, and the speed of accepting new things and strangers was relatively fast.
Including many disciples who later joined the Public Affairs Security Bureau, Mo Daoqing also said that the disciples of the two halls are the most honest, basically do not cause trouble, and integrate the fastest, unlike other disciples who always have conflicts with the staff of the Public Affairs Security Bureau.
Looking at this group of disciples of the Discipline Hall and the Punishment Hall, Chu Yu was curious, and his heart was also full of interest.
Baili Lang rose, with a look of not being angry and arrogant: "I said that if I add classes, I will add classes, and I will talk nonsense, otherwise the old man will be mad." ”
A group of disciples were eccentric, and many of them looked at Empress Chu with a sudden realization.
The little girl, who was still with a touching IQ, asked with a smile, "Master, what are we going to practice in extra classes?"
"Reading, of course
Book,Let's not learn the stupidity of the front mountain。。。 Halfway through Baililang's speech, he noticed that Chu Yu was still behind, and his ugly face was flat: "What else can you practice, practice martial arts, go quickly, give me to practice martial arts hard, just practice the most difficult... The hardest ... The hardest five-bird play!"
A group of disciples dispersed in a hurry, and 35 people gathered to start practicing the Five Fowl Opera.
Chu Yu opened his mouth wide, looked at Baili Lang, and then looked at the disciples who were practicing the Five Fowl Opera in a disorderly manner, and his jaw almost fell to the ground.
What did you just say, the hardest thing to say ... Five fowl plays?
Chu Yu has never seen a pig again, and he has also seen a pig run.
What is called the Five Fowl Opera, to put it in layman's terms, it is actually about the same level as the Tai Chi played by the old man and the old lady in the park, but the audience is not so wide.
Five fowl play this... Let's call it kung fu, this kind of kung fu is a bit difficult to fight, not to mention subduing demons and eliminating demons.
The so-called five poultry operas are actually a kind of health preservation method in China, created by Hua Tuo in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
What does Hua Tuo do, not the first killer of the Eastern Han Dynasty, nor the first fierce general of the Eastern Han Dynasty, let alone a gangster, but a doctor, a surgeon, or the originator of a surgeon.
What the surgeon created, it is definitely not a kung fu similar to the eighteen palms of the dragon, he is a dry surgeon, not a massage and massage.
Therefore, these five poultry dramas are actually used for health preservation.
Five captures, that is, tigers, deer, bears, apes, birds and other five plays.
It's a tiger and a bear, it's like a tiger and a crane, it sounds very fierce, but it's not.
Let's talk about this bear play first, the bear play is not a practice to resist beating, let alone shoot someone like an iron sand palm, but this thing is simply not well treated.
And then there is the tiger play, strictly speaking, this is more fierce than the bear play, because it is a treatment for low back pain, and it can also relieve neck, shoulder and back pain, sciatica, low back pain and other symptoms, which is most suitable for sitting at the computer every day.
Deer play, weight loss, mainly for the health care function of the kidneys, each action is basically based on waist circumference, in the process of practice, you can increase waist fat consumption.
Ape play, cure shortness of breath.
There is only one last bird play, this is very bull B, the action is light and stretching, can adjust the qi and blood, dredge the meridians, dispel wind and cold, move the muscles, bones and joints, and can also prevent the occurrence of arthritis in summer, and can also enhance the body's immunity.
This is ... Five fowl plays!
In short, if you practice the five poultry plays, then you can eat Ma Ma Xiang, sleep well, be in good spirits, have a happy heart, be healthy, and live a long life.
Chu Yu felt that Baili Lang had taken him to the wrong set.
The environment is so beautiful, not to say anything, the most difficult kung fu practiced by this group of disciples is actually the Five Birds Opera.
Looking at the front mountain again, the environment in the front mountain is like a prison, and a group of disciples get up early in the morning and start boxing.
Chu Yu didn't know what kind of punch he was fighting, but he knew that this kind of boxing technique was very mysterious, and he had to cooperate with his breathing when he exerted his strength, and many young disciples were sweating profusely and panting after practicing for a while.
It's not hard to say anything,
At least it's also winter practice, summer practice.
Before leaving, Chu Yu noticed that after practicing boxing, the disciples went to the weapon rack to get wooden swords, thinking that they were going to practice swordsmanship.
When it comes to the evening class, this group of disciples also has to meditate, so to speak, in addition to eating and sleeping, they are basically practicing martial arts, if there are good seedlings, they can't sleep at night, but meditate, and the original time for meditation is to practice Qimen occultism.
As a result, on the back mountain, a group of disciples actually chatted with calves together, and a few girls were jumping rubber bands there.
Baili Lang is the first master in the gate of Yanhuangfeng Mountain, is this kung fu practiced by practicing the five bird plays, or... Jumping out of the band?
If this is okay, then Chu Yu can do it too.
It is estimated that he noticed Chu Yuhu's suspicious gaze, and Baili Lang pretended to be profound: "Don't underestimate these five bird plays, the world's martial arts have different paths, do you know this?"
Chu Yu nodded.
This is true, the problem is that the five fowl drama is not considered martial arts.
If even the five fowl operas are counted, then the sixth broadcast body cāo) is also considered to be an outer door kung fu, all of which are strong and healthy, and if it is calculated in this way, then eye health care cāo) should also be counted, just like meditation and meditation, to improve the sensitivity of the five senses.
Seeing Chu Yu's perfunctory appearance, Baili Lang snorted heavily and said: "Any martial arts is profound to a certain realm, and you can use martial arts to understand the Tao or even break through the Tao with martial arts, today, the old man will let you see and understand!"
Chu Yu was slightly stunned.
Don't... Is he too white, is there really a lot of doorway in these five poultry plays?