Chapter Twenty-Seven: Yan Huangfeng's First Fool

Under Chu Yu's expectant gaze, Baili Lang, an old and shameless man, began to take off his clothes and go bare.

Chu Yu knew that Baili Lang was very strong, otherwise he wouldn't be crazy and waves.

It's just that he didn't expect this old guy to be so strong.

Baili Lang is already very burly, one meter nine meters high, the muscles on it are like steel cast iron, the bursting green tendons and earthworms are all over the place, each muscle is shining like a metal-like luster, and the eighteen bronze men of the Shaolin Temple who have just been oiled.

Baililang is definitely not a Jianda, and there are no supplements and protein powder in the Yanhuangfeng Mountain Gate, and even if you take medicine, it is impossible to practice so strong.

Thinking about it, this old guy should be Lian's outer martial arts in the horizontal martial arts, and it is completely a powerful version of the blue clothes line.

Moreover, the blue coat line was the first to come out of the precept hall, and I think that the master is the old man in front of him, and even the protective hair is exactly the same, and it is still a peach-shaped.

In the hidden door, you must know that those who generally practice the inner door look down on those who practice the outer door, because the inner door exercises are extremely mysterious, and the second is that the threshold is too high, not everyone can practice, which is the same as if you want to study high mathematics without even learning mathematics.

The outer door kung fu is different, the starting point is low and the threshold is low, as long as it is not semi-disabled and sub-healthy, you can basically practice it.

But the threshold is low, and the ceiling represents the ceiling, so the achievement is very low.

Theoretically speaking, there is no ceiling for inner door kung fu, breaking through one bottleneck after another, reaching one height after another, breaking through one limit after another, and finally penetrating the whole universe.

Therefore, if you have the resources and famous teachers, you generally use the exercises of outer kung fu to boil your muscles and bones, and start practicing inner kung fu when your muscles and bones are almost there.

Because you have also practiced for 50 years, and you have practiced Outer Kung Fu for 50 years, at most you will fight 30 of them.

But if you practice inner kung fu, you can not only fight thirty at a time, but the most important thing is that the movements are very handsome, and you won't sweat when you're done.

Actually, it's the ceiling.

In later generations, after all, there was a Qin Tragic Song on the side of Chu Yu, and the latter was the second ranked Erwuzai in the history of Yan Huangfeng, and the first was Chu Yu.

It is precisely because of Qin Beige's detailed explanation that Chu Yu knows Yan Huangfeng's internal and external kung fu very well.

Chu Yu can be regarded as having understood.

Baili Lang is a smart person, at least smarter than those elders who cultivate inner door kung fu.

This cleverness does not refer to enlightenment, but to the cunning of the small citizens.

Looking at Baili Lang's material, you can know that this old man has practiced the outer kung fu to the extreme.

The inner door Kung Fu ceiling is high, the problem is that you have to reach it.

It's like two game numbers.

Baili Lang is level sixty-nine, and the highest can be practiced to level sixty-nine.

The elders in the mountain gate are all in their seventies, and the highest may be able to practice to level 100.

The problem is that Baili Lang is wearing the best equipment of level sixty-nine, and the weapon is still a knife crit.

Look at the group of elders again, the level is up, the problem equipment is not good, and the equipment worn may still be more than fifty level equipment, not to mention the knife crit

, It's hard to fight a boss, and in layman's terms, the foundation is not strong.

It's two buckets of water, and Baililang's bucket is a little smaller, but it's full, and it's about to overflow.

The elders who practice Inner Gate Kung Fu, these buckets are big, but the problem is that there is not much water in them.

Therefore, Bai Li Lang, who cultivated the outer door kung fu, became the number one master of Yanhuang Peak, and that group of elders, it was really less than half a bottle.

Seeing Chu Yu looking at him, the old man returned his big muscles.

Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh.

This old guy is still showing off.

But come to think of it, if you don't show it inside, such an ugly thing will actually clean up the punishment hall like a paradise outside the world.

Walking shirtless to a stone table, the old guy roared: "Chu family doll, look at it, five bird plays, tiger plays, tiger claws!"

In the next second, the stone table made of marble was directly smashed by the old guy with one hand.

Chu Yu was dumbfounded.

What shocked him was not the strength of the old guy, but the thickness of the old guy's skin.

He had never heard of the tiger claw in the five fowl plays.

The old guy was proud, this time he changed his left hand, and his left hand became a claw.

"Five fowl plays, bear plays, bear claws!"

With a bang, another long stone bench was smashed.

Chu Yu had already imagined the next scene.

The old fellow shouted a bird's claw, and then clawed the stone.

This is not the case, the old guy has not yet reached the point of insulting Chu Yu's IQ and insulting his own IQ at the same time.

"Five fowl plays, bird plays, flying birds... Oh yes, the fat bird crushes the boulder!"

With a bang, a stone bench was shattered by the old man.

"Five fowl plays, deer plays... ”

Speaking of this, the old man paused, scratched his head, his eyes lit up, and roared: "Five fowl plays, deer plays, deer looking for mother!"

After shouting, the old man stretched his neck and smashed a stone wall with his brain.

"Five bird plays, monkey plays... ”

A female disciple hurriedly shouted, "Master, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's an ape play." ”

"Oh yes, Ape Play. Baili Lang supported the ground on one leg, and put his right hand on the pergola with his right hand in the opposite hand: "Hey, the five bird plays, the ape play, the three white bone spirits." ”

Baili Lang squatted directly on the ground, and smashed the ground three times with his arms.

After the demonstration of "Five Fowl Opera", the old man was very proud, stood up with his hands flat, and slowly pressed down: "Applaud!"

A group of disciples who were holding stinky feet immediately burst into silent applause.

Chu Yu's mouth opened wide.

Fawn looking for mother?

Rely on you daughter... You are ... Think of me as a three-year-old, and a three-year-old with an intellectual disability?

And the three dozen white bone spirits.

These five poultry dramas were not created by Hua Tuo but by Wu Chengen, have you never watched Journey to the West?

Seeing Chu Yu's extremely shocked appearance, Baili Lang laughed: "How is it, it's amazing." ”

Chu Yu looked at Baili Lang sluggishly, and after being stunned for a long time, he asked, "Uncle, let me ask you something." ”

Say. ”

"Let's not talk about you

A few tricks are not made up, let me ask you, the first move bear claw and the second move tiger claw, aren't these two moves exactly the same. ”

"No, no, no, that's not true. Baili Lang said: "My first move is to use my left hand... ”

The female disciple on the side kindly reminded again: "Master, you are wrong again, just now when you bluffed people, you used your left hand, and you shouted bear claws." ”

"Nonsense!" Baili Lang's face darkened: "The tiger claw in my left hand I am talking about is standing in your direction and looking at my left side, understand, this is convenient for you to understand." ”

Female disciple: "... ”

Baili Lang continued to explain to Chu Yu: "This bear claw is the left hand, and the tiger claw is the right hand, so it is different!"

Chu Yule said: "Then why is it the same trick, the name is different." ”

Baililang's old face was flushed, and he held it for a long time, and his eyes lit up: "These five poultry dramas were created by Hua Tuo's observation of a group of small animals back then, you should always know this." ”

Chu Yu nodded.

To you, bears, tigers, aren't they small animals?

Baili Lang continued: "There are many things that you secular people don't know, the old man read a lot of books, and finally found in an ancient book that the first bear blind man observed by Hua Tuo back then, in fact, this black-haired beast is a left-hander, and when he bites people, he first comes out with his left paw, so this bear claw is the left hand, and the tiger he met later is very normal, and he is used to using his right paw. ”

Chu Yu rolled his eyes.

Can you take a snack when you fool people, just now you said that your left hand is a tiger's claw, and then your left hand will become a bear's claw again.

However, this did not delay the old man's smug face, and it is estimated that he is now admiring his "wit".

Chu Yu asked weakly: "I won't ask if the bird presses the big stone, you can just tell me directly about Xiaolu's mother, if you don't ask clearly, I won't be able to pass my own level." ”

"Chu family doll, you think, this fawn ran away, I couldn't see my mother for a few days, I was very sad to get lost, and I suddenly found my mother one day, aren't you very excited. ”

Chu Yumu Ran nodded.

Baili Lang shook his head: "So, as soon as it saw its mother, it was so excited that it ran over and hit its head against its mother." ”

"And then?"

"Then?" Baili Lang glanced at the smashed stone wall, and spread his hands: "Give it the old lady to death." ”

Chu Yu was messy in the wind: "Why?"

"The fawn has horns. ”

"Since it was the old lady who hit it, why don't you ask the deer to find the old lady. ”

"Eh, isn't that vulgar? ”

Not only Chu Yu, but even the disciples of Baili Lang couldn't stand it anymore, and the gaze that looked at the master was very complicated.

Chu Yu suddenly remembered a sentence.

When he was just in Qianshan, this old guy tiǎn) scolded people with an old face!

The stone hammer is over, the higher the strength of Yan Huangfeng, the more shameless it is!

Seeing that Chu Yu didn't speak, Baili Lang felt good about himself, thinking that he had suppressed Chu Yu.

"Chu family doll, now I'm convinced, hahahaha. ”

"Okay, you and I play the lower limit, right? Chu Yu also called out the truth: "Then you tell me, what happened to the three dozen white bone spirits?"

Baili Lang pulled the calf without even blinking his eyelids, "Hua Tuo watched the Journey to the West and had some understanding, so he created this trick." ”

"Damn, you're talking about Monkey King?"

Even if Chu Yu had a premonition in his heart, he was still shocked by the unfathomable bottom line of Baili Lang.

Wu Chengen is from the Ming Dynasty, Hua Tuo is from the Han Dynasty, you actually told me that Hua Tuo of the Han Dynasty copied Wu Chengen of the Ming Dynasty?

This time, it was really Chu Yu who misunderstood Baili Lang.

Because this old guy has never read a book, in his eyes, there are only ancients and modern people, the living are all modern people, and the dead are all ancients, regardless of the interval of hundreds of years, anyway, all of them are from one dynasty, and they can all be used as material to pull Ji Ba's eggs.

Baili Lang looked disdainful: "Then what do you think, of course it's the Monkey King in Journey to the West, is it still the little long-haired Saiyan from that Meixing?"

Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh.

This old man still has a rich spiritual life, and he has actually watched "Dragon Ball".

"I won't say anything about the tricks, I always feel that your style of play is okay for everyone, and Clark Kent can do it too. ”

Chu Yu can be regarded as understanding the number of this old shameless road.

What tiger claw bear paw deer is looking for his mother, in fact, it is the physical fitness and strength that have come there.

Superman can also sit on a gravel bench, and you can't say that Clark Kent also uses a five-bird play.

"Clark Kent?" Baili Lang was slightly curious: "Who is this person sacred, why hasn't the old man heard of it?"

"It's okay, I'm convinced, really, I'm really convinced of your old man, and I'm submissive. ”

Chu Yu figured it out.

This old guy and Chu Fugui have traveled all the way.

It's just that Chu Fugui has a "scientific basis" for fooling people, because people are cultural people.

Baililang, this old thing, that's completely nonsense, the most important thing is that looking at the other party's watch, he himself has told himself the letter.