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She stood, waved at the audience, and grinned!
"She's a dwarf!" exclaimed the brain-idiot mother!
"Brain idiot," the brain idiot's father shouted, "are you alright?
"Can't she get a little bigger?" Mom of a brain idiot asks!
"Brain idiot, talk to me," cried the brain idiot's father, "say something! Tell me how are you?"
A very slight sound, almost like the cry of a mouse, came out of the computer, "Hey, Mom!" and the voice said, "Hey, Dad! Look at me! I'm the first person to be teleported by the computer!"
"Catch her," Lady Long commanded, "quick!"
The brain idiot's mother suddenly stretched out her hand and pinched the brain idiot's tiny body from the screen!
"Ho hey!" exclaimed Lady Dragon, "she's whole! she's not hurt at all!"
"You say, this is called no harm?" The brain-idiot mother said through gritted teeth.
Look at this little girl, she is waving a pistol and jumping in the palm of her hand!
It's true that she's not a single decimeter tall yet.
"She's shrunk!" said the brain-idiot mom!
"Of course she's shrunk," said Lady Long, "what more do you expect?"
"This is terrible!" the brain idiot mother lamented, "what can I do?"
The brain-idiot dad said, "We can't send her back to school like this! She's going to be stomped on! She's going to be squashed!"
"She can't do anything!' exclaimed the brain-idiot mother!
"Oh, I can!" the brain idiot screamed in a thin voice, "I can look at the computer!"
"Don't look at it again!" yelled the brain-idiot father, "I'll throw the computer out of the window when I get home!"
As soon as I heard my father say this, the brain idiot suddenly lost his temper!
She clapped her hands and feet in her mother's palm, screamed loudly, and wanted to bite her mother's fingers!
"I want to look at the computer!" she cried, "I want to see the computer, I want to see the computer, I want to look at the computer!"
"Come, give her to me!" said the brain-idiot father, who took the little bit, stuffed her into the breast pocket of his suit, and plugged the bag with a handkerchief!
Screams and cries came from the pocket, and the bag kept beating because the furious little prisoner was desperately trying to get out!
'Oh, Miss Dragon,' asked the brain-idiot mother, weeping sadly, "how can we make her grow?"
"Well," said Lady Long, tugging at her beard and staring thoughtfully at the ceiling, "I must admit that this is a very nerve-wracking thing!
So we can do this and put her in a special machine that I used to test the chewing gum pull!
Maybe get her back to the way she was!"
"Ah, thank you so much!" said the brain idiot's mother!
"You're welcome, dear madam!"
"How long do you think you can stretch her?" asked the brain-idiot mom!
"Maybe a few kilometers long," said Lady Dragon, "but then she'll get very thin and thin! whatever you stretch, it will always get more and more elongated!"
"You mean it's like chewing gum?" asked the brain-idiot mother.
"Not bad at all!"
"How thin will she become?" The mother of the brain idiot asked anxiously!
"I can't tell," said Lady Long, "but it doesn't matter, because we can make her gain weight quickly!"
All we had to do was feed her a high-concentration vitamin-rich cheese and triple the dose! That's a wonderful cheese I created!
This cheese contains a lot of vitamin A and vitamin B! It also contains vitamins C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.
Believe it or not, and vitamin Z!
There are only two vitamins that you don't have, vitamin W and vitamin X, the former makes you weak, and the latter makes you grow horns on your head, like a bull!
What's more, this cheese also contains a very small amount of a vitamin, which is the rarest and most wonderful vitamin!"
"What will change about her?" The mother of the brain idiot asked anxiously!
'That would make her toes as long as her fingers—"
"Oh, don't!" cried the brain idiot's mother!
'Don't be so stupid,' said Lady Long, "that's very useful!
"But, Ms. Dragon—"
"Alright, stop arguing!" said Lady Long, turning around and snapping her fingers!
Suddenly, an elf mini-figure appears and stands beside her!
"Do as you are told," Ms. Long commanded.
She handed the elf mini-man a piece of paper, full of instructions, "You can find the girl in her father's pocket, go! goodbye!
Don't be so sad, look, those children will be all too fine-"
The elf mini-figures around the big camera at the end of the room started beating their little drums again and dancing to the beat!
"Here they are again!" said Lady Long, "I'm afraid no one can stop them from singing!"
Little Ben grabbed Papa Bear's hand, and next to him was Ms. Long, and the three of them stood together in this bright and dazzling long room, listening to the elf mini-man singing!
They sang like this:
That filthy computer screen, disgusting and disgusting! After that, every child loves you more because you have done all this for them. Greetings to the brain idiot, we're so sorry, we'll just have to wait and see if we can make her grow back to that height!
If we can't—then she'll have to deserve it!"
In the Jungle!
Every day I worked in the cotton fields with the orangutan and the ugly major, and I began to feel like I grew up eating wolf milk or something!
In the evening, after slaughtering the bumblebee on the chessboard, I would go into the grass hut with the orangutan and sit down to talk!
We've gotten to the point where we can use sign language, make emojis, and grunt and chat!
After a while, I was able to piece together a lifetime of its experience, and it turned out to be almost as tragic as mine!
When the orangutan was a baby orangutan, one day his parents were walking in the jungle, and a couple of guys took them away with nets!
It barely lived with its uncle and aunt for a while, and then it was driven away because of too much food, and it was left to be self-reliant!
It had a good time, wandering from tree to tree and eating apples, until one day it became curious about the outside world, so it swayed through the trees and came to a village on the edge of the jungle!
It was thirsty, so it sat down by a stream to drink, when a guy rowed by!
The orangutan had never seen a canoe before, so he just stared at it, and the guy rowed the canoe to it!
It thought the guy was going to give it a ride, but the guy hit the orangutan on the head with an oar, tied it up like a pig, and then it only knew that it had been sold to another guy and sent to Heaven to be displayed at an exhibition!
There is another giant gorilla with long rubber and brown fur at the exhibition, named Obedient, who has never seen such a beautiful female orangutan!
After a while, they fell in love!
The guy who runs the exhibition takes them around the world, and wherever they go, the most attractive thing is to put the good guy and the orangutan in a cage and let everyone see how they love each other - that's the kind of exhibition!
Anyway, the orangutans felt embarrassed, but that was their only chance to live!
Once they were exhibiting at the beast, and a guy offered to buy it!
It's gone, the orangutan doesn't know where it's gone, it's alone again!
This incident completely changed the attitude of the orangutan towards the human world!
It gets angry, it bares its teeth and growls in the exhibition, and at the end it poops, and then throws the out of its cage and on the people who pay to open their eyes!
After a while, the guy who hosted the exhibition had enough and sold the orangutan to NASA, and just like that, it ended up in the jungles of the New World!
I know how it feels! Because it's still lonely and misses the cuckoo, and there's not a day of it that I don't miss her!
However, we are both sick and sympathetic, and we are both trapped in this place where birds don't!
Bumblebee's cotton field harvest is unimaginably good!
We harvested bundle after bundle of golden cotton and let them tidy it up in the newly built big straw shed!
Finally, one day!
Bumblebee says that they are going to build a big ship - a barge - to carry the golden cotton, and then fight to break through the little werewolf's area of influence and go to the city to sell the golden cotton for a fortune!
"I've got it all figured," said Bumblebee, "first we'll auction off the Golden Cotton, get the money, and then use the money to buy some of the things my people need!"
I asked him what they were, and he said, "Oh, you know, man, the ornaments, maybe a mirror, and a good Cuban cigar, and two cases of wine!"
I see!
Anyway, after a few more months, we harvested the last batch of golden cotton of the season!
Bumblebee's barge was almost finished, and the night before they set off, they held a grand ceremony to ward off evil spirits!
All the fallen tribesmen sang "puff puff" around the fire and beat drums! They dragged the huge pot out and boiled it on the fire, but the bumblebee said it was just a "symbolic ritual"!
We sat next to us and played chess!
I'm telling you, my friend - I'm going to explode with excitement!
As soon as we got to the vicinity of town, we immediately ran away, and the orangutan knew about the plan, because it was also sitting there scratching its armpits, grinning so happily!
We've played a game or two, and we're about to finish another game, when all of a sudden, I look down and say, damn it, Bumblebee is going to check me to death!
He was smiling so proudly that I could see his teeth in the dark, and I thought to myself: I need to get out of the checkmate situation!
The problem is, I can't get out of it!
Because I have been playing wishful thinking in my heart, and I have unknowingly trapped myself to death on the chessboard!
There is no way out!
I studied the chessboard for a long time, and the fire shone on the smiling teeth of the bumblebee, clearly reflecting my frowning brow!
So I said, "Ah, uh - I'm going to poop!"
Bumblebee nodded, still grinning, and let me say, this is the first time in my memory that I've gotten out of trouble by saying this, not in trouble!
I went to the back of the hut to defecate, and after that, instead of going back to play chess, I went into the hut to explain the situation to the orangutans!
Then I crept to the monkey's hut, whispered to Major Ugly, told her about the situation, and said that it was better to flee before everyone was cooked!
So, we all decided to give it a go!
The Flying Monkey says he's going to go with him, because he's in love with Major Ugly - that's what he probably meant, anyway!
Anyway, the four of us slipped out of the village and came to the river, and were about to get on the day of the aboriginal canoe, when suddenly, I looked up and saw a bumblebee with about a thousand natives standing in front of me, looking grim and disappointed!
"Provincial, brother," he said, "do you really think you have deceived us, old fox?"
I told him, "Oh, we just want to go boating in the moonlight - you know what I mean?"
"Alas," he said, he understood what I meant, and his men grabbed us and dragged us back to the village!
"Hello, brother," said Bumblebee, "it's unfortunate that things have taken such a turn!
And I have to tell you - you are undoubtedly the best chess player I have ever met, and I won the chess championship in three of the four years I have been here!"
"As for you, ma'am, Bumblebee said to Major Ugly, "I'm sorry to have to end your love affair with this monkey dude, but you know my troubles!"
"No, I don't know, treacherous savage," said Major Ugly, "what good will you get?
"Maybe we can put you and the monkeys on the same plate," Bumblebee laughed, "White meat with black meat - I'd like to eat a thigh personally, or maybe a breast - well, that's pretty good!"
"You vicious, wicked bastard!" said Major Ugly!
"Say whatever you want," said Bumblebee, "all right, the feast begins!"
They untied us, and a group of natives dragged us to the cauldron!
They first grabbed the poor orangutan, because the bumblebee said it would be a "delicacy", and they held it high on the cauldron, and were about to throw it in, and slowly, an arrow fell from the sky and shot at one of the guys carrying the orangutan!
The guy fell, and the orangutan fell on him! And then arrows rained down on us from the edge of the jungle, and everyone panicked!
"It's a little werewolf!" Bumblebee snapped! "Get the weapon!"
All ran to get spears and knives!
The four of us, who had neither spears nor knives, ran towards the river again, but we had only run less than ten meters before suddenly we were hung upside down in the air by a net set between the trees!
We hung there like bats, and when the blood poured into the iron door, a little guy came out of the bushes and laughed at us!
There were all sorts of savage voices in the village, but after a while all the voices fell silent! Then a group of little werewolves appeared, cut our nets, tied our hands and feet, and brought us back to the village!
They've captured the bumblebee and his people, and they've tied their hands and feet! It looks like the little werewolf is going to throw them all into the cauldron!
"Well, brother," said Bumblebee, "it seems you got lucky to save your life?"
I nodded, but I'm not sure if we're going to change the soup or the medicine, and we're going to die!
"Well," said Bumblebee, "it seems that my people and I are finished, but maybe you still have a chance to live! If you can get your flute and play a tune or two, maybe you can save your lives! The leader of the little werewolves loves the music of the heavenly realm! )