Two big guys came with spears in their hands, standing guard outside our iron gates!

The soldiers beat drums all night and sang "puff puff", and looking out through the iron door of the house, they could see that they had set up a huge pot with a fire under it!

Major Ugly and I don't know what this is all about, but I guess the orangutan does, because it's sitting alone in the corner with a gloomy look!

About nine or ten o'clock, and before they had given us anything to eat, Major Ugly said, "Maybe I should go and have dinner with the bumblebees," and I went out of the iron gate, but the two men crossed their spears in front of me, and I understood the meaning, and went back to the hut!

It dawned on me why they didn't invite us to dinner - we were dinner!

Miserable!

Then the drums stopped, and so did the "poof", and we heard someone gurgling outside the night, and then someone giggling in reply, sounding like a bumblebee!

The two sides talked like this for a long time, and the dispute became fierce! Just as they were pulling the iron door to a louder volume, we heard a loud "bang" sound, which sounded like someone had been knocked on the head by a board or something! After a period of silence, the drumming resumed, and everyone sang "poof" again!

On the morning of the third day, as we sat in the grass hut, Bumblebee entered the iron door and said, "Hello, are you sleeping well?"

"Well, it's not good," said the ugly major, "it's so noisy outside, how do you think we can sleep?"

Bumblebee had a pained look on his face, and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry! But that's it, my people, uh, saw your spaceship come down from the sky, and thought they were going to send a gift or something!

When they saw you giving gifts, they thought you were gifts! They were going to cook you and eat them, but I persuaded them to dispel them!"

"You're bluffing me, man!" said Major Ugly!

"On the contrary," said Bumblebee, "you know, my people are not exactly what you call civilized—at least by your standards—because they are very fond of human flesh! especially white flesh!"

"You're telling me that your people are devourers?" said Major Ugly!

Bumblebee shrugged!"Almost!"

"Damn," said Major Ugly, "listen, you're responsible for keeping us out of harm's way, and sending us out of here and back to civilization!"

NASA's search team could arrive at any time! I ask you to treat us with the same attitude you treat the Allies!"

"Ah," said Bumblebee, "that's exactly what they thought last night!"

"Hear me clearly!" said Major Ugly, "I demand that we be released at once and that we go to a nearby town with a telephone!"

"I'm afraid," said Bumblebee, "it's impossible! Even if we release you, you'll be captured by the little werewolves within a hundred meters of the jungle!"

"Little werewolf?" said Major Ugly!

"We've been fighting werewolves for generations! Because once a man stole a pig, and it seemed like it was lost—no one remembers who!

Actually, we are surrounded by little werewolves, and it has been like this for as long as I can remember!"

"Uh," said Major Ugly, "I'd rather gamble my luck with a werewolf than with a bunch of man-eaters—werewolves aren't human-eaters, are they?"

"No, ma'am," said Bumblebee, "they hunt heads!"

"Wonderful!" said Major Ugly!

"Last night," said Bumblebee, "I barely saved your lives, or you would have been in the saucepan, but I'm not sure how long I'll be able to stop my people!

"Really?" said Major Ugly, "for example?" said Major Ugly.

"One, your gorilla, I think they at least want to eat it!"

"That orangutan is the exclusive property of the Heavenly Realm!" said Major Ugly!

"That being said," said Bumblebee, "I think that's a diplomatic gesture on your part!"

The orangutan frowned, nodded his head in devour, and then stared out of the iron gate sadly!

"And second," Bumblebee continued, "I think you might be able to do something for us while you're here!"

"What job?" asked the ugly major, suspiciously!

"Well," said the bumblebee, "go down to the fields! Farming! Yes, for many years I have wanted to improve the humiliating fate of my people!

Not long ago, I stumbled upon an idea: As long as we can use this fertile soil and introduce some modern agricultural technology, maybe we can break away from the fate of the tribe and play a role in the world market!

To put it simply, let us get rid of this outdated and outdated economic form and become a survivable and educated nation!"

"What kind of agriculture?" asked Major Ugly!

"Golden Cotton, dear lady, Golden Cotton, King of cash crops, the premier plant in your country many years ago!"

"You want us to plant golden cotton!"

"No, big girl!" said Bumblebee!

Inside the cheese castle!

Seeing a piece of cheese being sent away by the computer, the brain idiot is even more excited than Papa Bear!

"Miss Dragon," she cried, "can you send other things into the air in the same way, like cereal for breakfast?"

"Ho, for my aunt's sake!" cried Lady Long, "don't mention that unappetizing thing in front of me!"

Do you know what breakfast cereal porridge is made of?

It's made out of those little rolled sawdust, which is the sawdust that you roll out of your pencil!"

"But if you want, can you send it out on your computer, just like you send cheese?" Brain idiot asks!

"When heat!"

"And what about giving it away?" The brain idiot asked, "Can you send a real person from one place to another in this way?"

"Alone!" cried Lady Long, "are you crazy?"

"Is it going to work?"

"Oh my God, boy, I really don't know, I think it's okay to-

Yes, I'm sure it can be done, of course it does.

But I don't want to take the risk, it will have some very troublesome consequences-"

By the time Ms. Long said, "I'm sure it can be done, of course it can be done," the brain idiot had already run away, and she turned around and ran as fast as she could to the other end of the room, the one with the camera!

As he ran her, he shouted:

"Look at me! I'm going to be the first person in the world to teleport through a computer!"

"No, no, no, no!" Ms. Long shouted!

"Brain idiot!" the brain idiot's mother exclaimed angrily, "Stop! Come back, you'll be in a lot of pieces!"

But nothing can stop the brain idiot!

The crazy girl rushed over, and as soon as she ran to the giant camera, she drove all the elf mini-figures around her and jumped up to flip the switch!

"Goodbye, crocodile!" she shouted, flipping the switch, and as soon as the switch was flopped, she jumped under the powerful camera, which was completely aimed at her!

A dazzling light!

There was silence!

At this time, the mother of the brain idiot ran forward--but ran to the middle of the room, and she stood still--.

She stood there motionless, staring dumbfounded at the spot where her daughter had just stood—

Her big red mouth grinned, and she screamed, "She's gone!"

"Oh my God, she's gone!" the brain-idiot mom continued!

Ms. Long hurriedly ran forward and gently put a hand on the shoulder of her brain idiot mother!

In the Jungle!

Well, that's it, we planted the Golden Cotton!

Acre after acre of golden cotton fields, rising and falling along the mountain, there are so many in the whole universe!

I want to say that there is something in my life that is unshakable!

That's what it is: If we get out of this place, I'm not going to be a cotton farmer!

Since the first day of encountering bumblebees and man-eaters in the jungle, a lot has indeed happened!

First of all, Major Ugly and I told us not to force us to cook the poor orangutan to his people and eat it!

So, now the orangutan wears a straw hat and carries a burlap bag every day to plant golden cotton with us!

Also, in the third or fourth week of our time there, Bumblebee came into our hut and said, "Hey, Brother Zhoubo, do you know how to play chess?"

I said, "No!"

He said, "Well, you're a genius, maybe you're willing to learn!"

I nodded, and that's how I learned to play chess!

Every evening when we came back from farming, Bumblebee would take out the chessboard, and we would play chess around the fireplace until late at night!

He taught me all kinds of moves, and he taught me strategy for the first few days!

But then he stopped teaching because I won him one or two sets!

After some time, the game gets longer and longer, sometimes for days!

Because the bumblebee was unsure about his next move! He studied the board for a long time before he moved the pieces, but I always won him!

Sometimes he would get angry with himself and hit his own foot with a stick, or hit his head with a rock or something!

"As a genius, you're a very good chess player!" he would say, or he would say, "Uh, Zhou Bo - why did you make that move just now?"

I wouldn't say anything, or just shrug my shoulders, making the hornet always thunder!

One day, he said: "You know, Zhou Bo, I'm so glad you came here, I have an opponent to play chess, and I'm also glad that I saved you, and I didn't cook you in the pot to eat!

As he spoke, Bumblebee licked his tongue, so that he didn't have to be brain-dead to know: if I let him win a game, he would be satisfied, and then he would cook me for dinner on the spot!

It's scary, friend, you know what I mean, right?

At the same time, a very strange thing happened to Major Ugly!

One day, when she came back from the golden cotton field with the orangutan and me, a thick black arm stuck out from a pile of bushes and beckoned her over!

The orangutan and I stopped, and Major Ugly walked over to the bushes and asked, "Who's in there?"

Suddenly, big arms stretched out, grabbed her, and pulled her into the bushes!

The orangutan and I looked at each other and immediately ran to her!

The orangutan arrived first, and I was about to jump into the bushes when the orangutan stopped me!

It shook its head and waved me away, and we walked aside and waited!

There were all kinds of noises in the bushes, and the branches and leaves shook terribly!

I finally understood what was going on, but from the voice of Major Ugly, it didn't seem like she was in any danger, so the orangutan and I continued to fight back to the village!

About an hour later, Major Ugly and ugly came back with a big guy!

The guy smiled, and she held his hand!

She took him into the grass hut and said to me, "Zhou Bo, let me introduce you to the flying monkey!"

"Hey!" I said!

I've seen this guy near the village before!

The flying monkey grinned and nodded, and I nodded too!

The orangutan scratches his crotch on the side!

"The Flying Monkey wants me to move in with him," she said, "I think I'll move in, because it's a bit cramped for the three of us to live here, don't you say?"

I nodded!

"Zhou Bo, you're not going to leak this to anyone, are you?" she asked!

Uh, who does she think I'm going to leak to? I want to know!

But I only shook my head, and Major Ugly took her bits and pieces and followed the Flying Monkey to his quarters!

That's the way it is!

The days passed, month by month, and finally year by year!

"We can only hope for the best," she said, "and we must wish your little girl safe and sound on the other side of the computer!"

"Brain idiot!" the brain idiot's mother cried out and hugged her head with her hand, "Where are you?"

"I'll tell you where she is," said Lady Dragon, "she's broken down into countless tiny particles that are whizzing across our heads!"

"Don't say it!" the brain idiot's mother wailed!

"We've got to look at the computer," Ms. Long said, "and she could show up at any moment!"

Brain Idiot's Dad and Brain Idiot's Mom, Daddy Bear and Little Ben, and Ms. Long all gathered around the computer, staring intently at the screen!

The screen goes blank!

"It's going to take a long time for her to fly here," said the brain-idiot mother, wiping her forehead!

"Oh, oh my God," said Lady Long, "I just hope she's not missing a little!"

"What do you mean by that?" The mother of the brain idiot asks aggressively!

"I don't want to scare you," said Lady Long.

"Sometimes it happens that only about half of the particles fly into the computer!

That happened last week!

I don't understand why, and it only ends up with half a piece of cheese!"

The brain idiot's mom lets out a scream of horror!

"You're saying that only half a brain idiot is back with us?" She asked, crying!

"Hopefully it's the first half of her," said the brain-idiot dad!

"Don't talk about it!" said Ms. Long, "Look at the screen!

The screen suddenly started flickering!

Then there were some waves!

Ms. Long turned one of the knobs and the wave line disappeared!

Then, the screen started to get brighter and brighter!

"She's here!" cried out Lady Long, "yes, it's her!"

"Is she complete?" asked the brain-idiot mom aloud!

"I'm not sure yet," said Ms. Long, "it's not time yet." ”

It was blurry at first, but soon it became clearer and clearer, and the image of the brain idiot appeared on the screen! )