One afternoon in 1996, Mr. Shang told me:

There's a dinner today, you come with me to meet the occasion!

I asked him who they were?

He said:

I came from the United States with an old classmate named Li Huamin, it turned out that I studied with him in the Department of Philosophy of Jiangcheng W University for two years, and he transferred to the Department of Economics halfway, and it was the old president who gave him advice and helped him transfer.

The old headmaster thinks that he is more suitable for business in the future!

Teacher Shang said: The old principal saw it really accurately, and later this kid really developed in the mall, of course, the foundation is mainly due to the fact that this kid inherited a lot of inheritance left to him by his uncle in the United States, and he became a "fake foreign devil".

This time I came to Jiangcheng to talk about a business, and asked me to help him gather the heads of several relevant departments to sit together, and he didn't talk about anything specifically, just to contact the feelings!

Naturally, I listened to Mr. Shang's arrangement!

The meal was scheduled to take place in one of his company's hotels!

My monk teacher and his classmate named Li Huamin arrived in advance to the private room where the meal was prepared.

Li Huamin seems to be two years older than Mr. Shang, and after entering the private room, the three of us first ordered some tea and chatted while drinking tea.

Teacher Shang said to Li Huamin:

You profiteer has come back and is ready to get the money of the people of Huaxia!

Li Huamin said:

Hey, I said, why haven't you changed your mean virtue?

This old principal's closed disciple will hurt people if he learns it with a full stomach!

When we were classmates, I was !! by you and Shi Hao all day long

You two principals' baby bumps are squeezing!!

How many years have I been now, and I am still traveling across the ocean to run to your doorstep to be ridiculed by you!

Alas!

While talking, he made a bitter face!

Teacher Shang laughed:

No wonder the principal said that you are talented in studying philosophy, and you have a set of business, you are really worthy of a great man!

I'm kidding you!

To be honest, I still miss my old classmates! Li Huamin said:

It's still like a person... Oh, I was wrong, you're not a person!

That's still true!

Teacher Shang said:

The prescription you prescribed, I got all the medicine today!

Li Huamin said:

I won't thank you, slow down and say good things about you, I'll be scolded!

You are the only one who has the ability to bring these gods together!

Today's main meeting is a courtesy! You and your younger siblings can enjoy the light together! I won't say thank you to you!

I must thank you!

After saying that, he exaggerated and bowed his hands to me!

I think Li Huamin is still very good!

The fashion teacher said: What are you going to do?

Li Huamin said:

Meals you can arrange as you like!

I took a bottle of red wine and let's taste it together!

Oh!

You've got red wine ready!

Tweet me first!

Get a sneak peek!

Li Huamin hurriedly took out the red wine that had been prepared in advance with a very beautiful package!

Teacher Shang had an imperceptible look of surprise on his face, others couldn't see it, but I saw it really!

Hey, old schoolmate!

You're not very interesting!

oh

I'd rather send red wine to tie people!

You've forgotten my hobby, why don't you send it to me!

Li Huamin made a very exaggerated expression towards Teacher Shang, and then stood up in front of him, and said as if he didn't know:

Sending something to you?

What will you want from this vulgar thing?

I remember very well, the sun came out of the east this morning!

Teacher Shang says:

Yes!

Ordinary people and mundane things, Lao Tzu is not eye-catching!

But you're different!

You're an old classmate I miss every day!

Are you a layman?

I TMD!

Love red wine,

Love women,

Love music

I know all this!

You are neither a mortal nor a vulgar thing today!

Hehe!

It is just right to send me!

Li Huamin is also quite refreshing:

As long as I open my mouth, I can still do this little bit of fun!

This wine was picked up at an auction in London a few years ago, and I got two bottles.

You'll get it with you!

How do we put this precursor today?

Teacher Shang immediately said:

You still studied philosophy under the rector's seat for two years?

Just the ones who are coming tonight!

Hum!

All they know is how to pour yellow soup!

That knows how to taste red wine?

Take a sip of brown sugar water and drink it!

Also TmD scolded the mother!

Hum!

You're generous!

Lao Tzu is still afraid of the violence of heavenly things!

All right!

Don't worry about dinner at night!

Listen to my arrangement!

Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

Li Huamin heard what Teacher Shang said, and Teacher Chaoshang arched his hand:

Since my old classmate said so, then I won't say anything!

Teacher Shang pointed to the wine and said to me:

Zi Ran!

Why don't you put away the wine sent by your old classmates!

Find the right time!

Let's have a good taste!

That's true

"One bite into the stomach to see the spring"!

Hahaha!!

When it was time to book, several of Mr. Shang's guests arrived!

In addition to me, there were four guests here, all of whom were in charge of relevant departments!

When the main dish was almost served, Mr. Shang waved his hand to the waiter, and immediately a beautiful waitress came up and put a bottle of Moutai liquor in front of every guest except me!

Teacher Shang said: "Brothers, brothers, you all know my habits! Never touch liquor!

I love red wine, women or something!

After speaking, he laughed loudly, and the people at the table were also amused by him!

A few of them even teased me!

Teacher Shang then said:

Today's situation is more special!

What about this Mr. Li Huamin (when he said this, he deliberately learned the Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect with a classic riffraff) is from the United States, and now TMD is a "fake foreign devil"!

In order to give him a vivid patriotic education class, I have specially prepared the quintessence left by my ancestors!

Take a good look at the dirty things on this "fake foreign devil"!

After saying that, he laughed again!

I saw that everyone in the room, including the waiter, was laughing at him!

Li Huamin could only laugh awkwardly and shake his head!

Teacher Shang also said:

Then again, my classmate is wearing a dress now, but he still has a Chinese heart in his heart!

Come back this time, if you see that his heart is not too dark, just give me a thin face to satisfy his patriotism!

Don't talk nonsense, I'll do it first! Don't talk about it today, drink a bottle per person!

More than that!

Less is not good!

Come!

I did it first!

After saying that, I took a bite

A glass of wine that can hold more than three taels of liquor is just dry!

The results can be imagined!

All drunk!

Teacher Shang is even more miserable!

Completely unconscious...!