Teacher Xia saw that it was too late, so he said to Hua Moyi:

Moyi, you see you've been running outside for a day today!

It's so late now, let's rest first!

I'll tell you about it tomorrow!

All right?

Hua Moyi is listening to it fascinated!

The one who could listen to what Mr. Xia said, so he said like a liar:

Tell me a few more!

Otherwise!

Hum!

Don't even want to ask me anything in the future!

Teacher Xia was amused by Hua Moyi's naughty chuckle:

You must have learned this from Teacher Shang!

Look at him like a ruffian!

More like himself!

It seems that it is really better than blue!

You two are a natural couple right now!

Hua Moyi responds faster:

Then you two are a pair!

I'd like to see what kind of "double" method you have!

Teacher Xia was entangled by Hua Moyi, so he had to say:

OK! OK!

You make me think about it!

There are too many stories about your family teacher!

I just can't finish talking for three days and three nights without eating or drinking...!

I'll tell you a few lighthearted and funny versions!

But I have a word first, and I must sleep and rest after speaking!

How is it? Hua Mo hurriedly said: Okay! Listen to you!

But...

Teacher Xia didn't know what kind of work she was doing, so she asked.:

But what?

Hua Moyi stretched out 3 right fingers in front of Teacher Xia's eyes:

No less than 3!

Teacher Xia shook his head helplessly:

He didn't learn anything good about this... Alas!

It's like talking to yourself, and it's like talking to Hua Moyi...!

Teacher Xia suddenly slammed the teacup on the small round table on the table!

Make a sound!

And then don't talk like a storyteller:

The book is picked up!

It is said that on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, the prodigal son of Jiangcheng...

She's doing it!

Jumped up from the chair with a smile, and then squatted and held her stomach and giggled!

When you catch your breath:

Sister!

You're going to fool me like this!

All right!

Let's not sleep today!

I'll just watch your storytelling performance!

I couldn't stop laughing again...

Teacher Xia hurriedly said:

Alright!

I'll tell you!

Tell you!

For a moment's thought:

I'll tell you about the legendary version first!

Although I didn't experience it personally!

But it's certain that only your husband can do it!

That was when he was the leader of a department in Jiangcheng!

He was specifically responsible for a major street and road renovation project.

Later, during the Jungong ceremony, many provincial and municipal leaders participated.

But also arranged for Mr. Shang to speak!

As soon as he came to power, he said:

So many big leaders are here today!

Ben is not qualified to speak.

But now that it's up,

I'll just say three words!

What about those three sentences?

Three curses?

What kind of curse words are they?

He paused deliberately,

Then he issued three sentences in a row:

A**raised!

A**raised!

A**raised!

The first one is to say that the people don't trust us, and when they are making preparations before the start of the project, they say: "These idiots can do this big project?"

When we are in the process of carrying out the project, it will inevitably cause a lot of inconvenience to the daily life of the people, and then some people say:

A ** raiser, Lao Tzu said that they can't get anything wrong!

You see, whether the old men have said that they have been right! When our project is now completely completed, and the whole environment has taken on a new look! Then the masses of the people have spoken

:**raised,

It's pretty good!

Teacher Shang said:

If our work can withstand the first two scoldings of the people,

In exchange for the third sentence of the people, which seems to be scolding, is actually a voice of praise!

Then what we did was worth it!

There were thousands of people attending the ceremony.

Everyone was stunned by his peculiar leadership speech!

The audience erupted in warm applause!

Teacher Xia continued: Here are the two stories!

I've experienced it myself!

I'll tell you!

It also lets you see what kind of "goods" your husband is!

Hearing this, Hua Moyi said:

Sister, what you said is not right!

Oh!

In your place, it's a teacher, a teacher, a teacher!

It's up to me!

It's become a "good thing"!

Teacher Xia has already learned Hua Moyi's power, and hurriedly said:

Sister said the wrong thing, okay!

It's your family teacher!

Hua Moyi said:

There is also a problem with that!

It should be said that it is our teacher Shang...!

I said to Mr. Shang:

In the past few days, your old classmate from the United States, who said that he was a "fake foreign devil," had to make several phone calls every day to ask you! He felt very sorry not to go, and he must insist on coming to see you, but I stopped him! I told him that I would definitely contact him when you completely recovered your strength.

You said that I or you, did you contact him, I think this person is not bad, not as bad as you think!

Teacher Shang said:

Others can still be in the past!

It's just a little yin!

Anyway, the old principal didn't take him with him! Otherwise, he wouldn't have changed his major halfway! However, when I saw that red wine that day, I knew that this kid was too yin to hold back his fart!

I also said good things for that Li Huamin at that time, and they sincerely entertained you with such expensive red wine!

Why didn't you hold back your farts and be too yin?

Teacher Shang said in a foul mouth:

You knows a fart!

It wasn't a bottle of red wine that grandma's took out!

It's just a bottle of poison!

Alas!

You know the dangers and risks of this officialdom mall!

I'm still puzzled:

A glass of wine!

Is it that complicated?

Hmph!

Let me open your mind:

This kid is playing with a sword and two eagles!

TmD! This kid went to the United States, and he didn't learn anything good!

He thought Lao Tzu didn't know the goods!

Don't dare to blow anything else!

This red wine and woman were swept away by Lao Tzu's eyes!

You know what kind of goods it is!

Hearing Teacher Xia talk about this, Hua Moyi smiled secretly in her heart: It turns out that the word "goods" that Teacher Xia just said was also moved from Teacher Shang!

Hum!

She did it herself!

Why are you talking about me!

Come to think of it!

I couldn't help but laugh evilly at Teacher Xia!

Teacher Xia didn't know why Hua Moyi was laughing: What are you laughing at?

Hua Mo hurriedly disguised and said:

Nothing!

I think it's funny that you tell the story of Mr. Shang!

Teacher Xia sighed, and then continued:

Teacher Shang may have realized that talking to me was too revealing, so he said:

It's musical!

Then you're still better than me!