Chapter 91: A fist the size of a casserole
Jiang Ziya clicked on the wooden thorns, and saw that on the ground around Wang Tianan, wooden thorns sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
Wang Tianan, who was still leisurely watching the play, was caught off guard and screamed by wooden thorns.
Because of the sudden attack of the wooden thorns, there was also a frenzy under his feet.
"Drip ...... Drip ......!"
Wang Tianan heard a familiar voice and looked down, "I'll go to your father-in-law's, the author's father begs to be spared." ”
It can be seen from his inner complaint, this is definitely stepping on thunder! Otherwise, he would not be so excited, and he would have pulled the author's father-in-law into the game!
"Drip ...... Tick ......!" After a tight prompt, only the sound of "Duang" was heard.
I saw Wang Tianan, who was flying in the sky, making a move to kneel in the air and admit his mistake.
"I'll go, this kid is playing acrobatics!"
"It's really funny, it was blown up after the action. Is this here to break through! Or do you do too many bad things to be punished!"
"Yes, it must be that he has done too many bad things, and God will punish him. ”
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For a while, the audience in front of the TV was talking, and at this time, the host couldn't stand it, and said: "First of all, I feel sorry for this contestant for three seconds, and secondly, this contestant really fought hard for the beauty, let us applaud his courage." ”
"Applause, what a fart!" Wang Tianan, who was flying in the sky, scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu was obviously framed by someone and stepped on thunder, and you actually told me that you became a beauty, are you a blind pig or a one-eyed dragon!
Wang Tianan was so angry that he wanted to pull the host over and taste the taste of being bombed, and he also stood on the stage to beautify him.
Does this kind of beautification still make people live? It is clearly to peel off the skin and throw people in the salt heap, and comfort people that it is plastic surgery.
Who the fuck is stupid? You don't have to use your brain to tell that it tastes wrong.
Jiang Ziya also gloated when he saw it, happy if nothing else, at least he buried the thunder in vain.
Now that he has the first success, Jiang Ziya can't stop it like he is addicted!
It's impossible to stop it, even if Wang Tianan now brings up the weight of the pill to visit the pier, it can only be a meat bun and a dog.
It is impossible for Wang Tianan to give gifts, is it useful for the boy Xiaoyue to torture him so badly?
Playing with the ginger teeth on the top, you don't care about these. Then lay out the next connecting mechanism.
Heavenly Court, Dong Yong's Sleeping Palace.
"What's going on?" Dong Yong's face was very ugly, the third daughter in front was arrested as a prize, and the son-in-law who broke through in the back was teased more miserably.
Fortunately, only a few of his own people could see it in Heavenly Court, otherwise let his old face go somewhere.
And the face of the silent queen mother on the side changed like a chameleon, happy and sad for a while.
She was happy that Wang Tianan was abused more miserably, especially kneeling in the air.
The sad thing is that the third daughter was arrested, but she can only watch here and can't help.
Dong An'an was in the dormitory, sitting on the bed, as a level designer, her face was dark throughout the whole process.
I can't control the operation of the level, I can only watch the third sister and my sweetheart in the level, and I feel very uncomfortable.
But so what, especially Wang Tianan's volley bowing, made her even more distressed.
After all, she has been watching the level for so long, even if she doesn't understand the changed level, she knows the person she controls very well!
She knew very well in her heart that as soon as Wang Tianan landed, she would definitely be abused inhumanely. So she would rather time stop at this moment forever, the two never see each other, and she didn't want Wang Tianan to receive a trace of inhuman abuse.
It's impossible not to abuse.,As the protagonist, he not only has a strong luck.,But also has the aura of the protagonist against the sky as a BUG.,He's not abused who is abused.。
Besides, the pain of the present is based on the happiness of the future.
"I, this damn guy is shooting again!" The aura of the protagonist who had experienced a brief period of autism reappeared, and the mentality of the last time he played exploded.
After the tragic consequences of his last mistake, he rearranged his office and almost cut off the possibility of what happened last time.
"Dad, author, Dad, let me rest!" Before he landed, Wang Tianan kept begging for mercy in the sky, and he really couldn't stand it!
The protagonist in other books also slapped two sweet dates? his face was swollen, and he didn't see what the author's sweet dates looked like.
Sweet dates, this kind of thing, the author also wants to give it, but he can't use it! Arrange two levels for him, where can he use it! No weapons, no major upgradeable golden fingers, even if you give the protagonist an aura, he has to know the existence of this thing!
To tell the truth, if he really gave the protagonist the aura of Dongzi, it is estimated that he would have reached the fifteenth or sixteenth level long ago!
It's good to think about things first, but you can't do it. Angry, no?
"This master, I admit it!" Although the protagonist's aura was disgusted in his heart, there was a bit of helplessness in his words.
Although in his opinion, asking for an author is a very shameful thing.
But after all, the author is an almighty father, and sometimes this face still has to be given.
Just when Wang Tianan was still about ten centimeters from the ground, the connection hidden weapon arranged by Jiang Ziya on the ground was finally revealed.
A small black discus came out of the ground and just stopped at Wang Tianan's landing site!
"I'll go, how is this thing. Wang Tianan couldn't see it because he was too close, but the aura of the protagonist with no dead ends at 720 degrees was real.
This black discus is unknown to others, but the weapon encyclopedia he brought with him when he was born has an introduction to this thing.
This thing was widely used during the Vietnam War hundreds of years ago to press mines, a weapon of mass destruction.
The hidden weapon series of many lightning types that press the thunder, once buried, can be hidden for a long time until it is triggered.
When the protagonist's aura saw this thing, he secretly screamed in his heart that something bad was wrong. I didn't care about any charms in my hand, so I pinched them all the way.
After all, this thing is too lethal, and he is afraid that the protagonist will not be able to save it when he touches it!
After the protagonist's aura pinched one spell after another, he saw beams of green light flash out of his head.
0.01 seconds later, "Duang", Wang Tianan's knee hurt as if he had been run over by a truck, and it was difficult to get up from the ground.
Since he couldn't stand up, he sat on the ground, opened his pants and saw that his knees were swollen and unhuman!
"I'll go to your uncle, who is gloating here and not long-sighted!" Wang Tianan's knee hurt badly, and he saw festive ribbons and wedding stars floating in front of him.
Wang Tian'an was very emotional in his heart, if it weren't for the injury on his leg, he would definitely get up and pull out this bastard in the crowd and let him taste the fist the size of a casserole.