"I'll go," the protagonist Halo covered his eyes with his hands, this picture was too beautiful and spicy eyes.

A man knelt on the ground, a black coffin in front of him, and a sky full of streamers.

I don't know whether it's a white event or a happy event, the most embarrassing thing is Wang Tianan! I don't know if I am a groom or a lost father.

"I'll go, that dog thing that doesn't have long eyes! I even hung a picture of Lao Tzu on the mourning hall. Dong Yong, who was looking at the screen, had a dark face and wanted to kill.

I am obviously alive and well, why is the portrait hanging in the checkpoint! The most important thing is that Wang Tianan, this kid, is still very cooperative kowtow, which is obviously a curse to die early!

I pinned my hopes on this kid, but I didn't expect this kid to turn over and wish himself an early death, it's so angry!

And Dong Zhencheng, who was locked up on the hosting stage, saw it, and instantly knelt on the ground and cried without paying attention to the image: "Dad, how can you ......." ”

"I'm ......!" Dong Yong looked at the sad appearance of his third daughter, and his angry old face turned red.

"I'll go," the queen mother had just drunk the tea in her mouth, and it was directly squirted out in one gulp. "What a situation. ”

Dong Yong felt a wetness behind his back, and turned his head to look at the queen mother.

"Heh! poof!" The queen mother couldn't help laughing when she looked at Dong Yong's pig liver face, and halfway through the laugh, because she had to maintain the dignity of her mother's honor in the world, it would lead to the embarrassment of holding back her laughter.

"Dad!" After seeing the statue of Dong Yong, Dong Anan hurriedly jumped off the bed and rushed to Dong Yong's bedroom.

"Hah...... Ha ......!" Jiang Ziya, who was looking at Wang Tianan in the sky, laughed heartily.

I don't know who is so bold to make fun of the Jade Emperor, it's really something that is not afraid of death.

"Author, you're making trouble, aren't you!" Wang Tianan endured the pain in his leg and wanted to get up from the ground.

"Ahh

At this time, a gust of wind blew. I saw two milky white candles in front of the mourning hall suddenly sparkling, and the strange green flames flickered and flickered, as if it was an omen of the arrival of gods and ghosts.

Wang Tianan, who was hit by the air wall, was not convinced, and once again gathered strength to stand up.

"I'll go to your uncle's son, are you still my son-in-law?" Dong Yong looked anxious, "It's okay for you to kneel once fuckingly, you still kneel twice, do you have to kowtow to my portrait three times to be angry with me!"

The queen mother was very happy when she looked at Dong Yong's complaining appearance, as long as this situation continued. She has a chance to persuade Dong Yong to abandon the secret and turn to the light!

"Dad!" Dong Yong was complaining in his heart, Dong Anan suddenly arrived in a hurry, startling Dong Yong. "Why are you here?"

"It's okay if you're okay!" Dong Anan said, clutching his chest. As soon as Dong Yong heard the fire, he was already in a bad mood, and he came to add another fire to the fire. The voice was quite impressive: "What's the matter, it's really when I'm dead, right?"

"Don't dare," Dong Anan knelt on the ground in fright.

"Okay, don't scare your daughter here, you have the ability to take care of those courtiers!" The queen mother couldn't look past it, and took the initiative to lift her daughter out of the siege.

"You ....... Dong Yong was stammered by the queen mother. Finally, he let out a sigh of relief and said, "Let's go!"

After Dong Anan heard his father's words, he stood up from the ground tremblingly and turned to leave.

The queen mother looked at her little daughter's frightened appearance, she was very distressed, and scolded Dong Yong: "Look at you, scare your daughter." ”

"I'm ......!" Dong Yong said after a long time, "Alas!"

After Wang Tianan knelt for the second time, he was ready to stand up again.

There is a man in two, and this is the third time! He still doesn't believe in evil!

Wang Tianan's legs strained, "Fuck, the author, you don't let people live, right? One, two, three, whose fucking portrait is this! Just let me knock three, what if this thing doesn't die, what if I knock it to death by my three heads? People come to find fault, am I responsible, or are you responsible!"

Wang Tianan really owes the most, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Dong Yong in the portrait gradually fade and finally disappeared into the background completely.

it, author you play me?

Wang Tian's peace of mind is galloping, and the portrait disappears when it disappears! Isn't the protagonist of himself an urban ability? Why did the painting style suddenly become suspenseful!

Besides, he didn't see what his ability looked like in the city, and even if he turned to suspense, he got bigger! The ability himself couldn't be cleared, what is the main line of suspense? Could it be the bleached posthumous image?

It seems that this is really the case.

"Drip ...... Drip ......!"

Wang Tianan had just stood up from the ground and was about to step forward to get the portrait when he remembered again with a hurried prompt.

As expected, Wang Tianan, whose fingers had just touched the blank posthumous image, was directly swept out by the strong shock wave under his feet.

"I'll go!" Wang Tianan's voice was elongated with the shock wave from the explosion, giving people a feeling of auditory hallucination.

Although Wang Tianan was blown out, Jiang Ziya in the sky was happy. "Surprised, surprised, not surprised!"

After Jiang Ziya experienced a few deflated meals, he was already ready to deal with the aura of the quasi-protagonist.

And this time Wang Tianan was bombed again, which is the best proof.

“……？”

"What's the matter? This guy has thick skin?"

"How is it possible, this guy is definitely hanging!"

"This minefield is absolutely fake, otherwise how could it not be blown up. ”

……

For a while, the audience in front of the TV was boiling! They unanimously agreed that the organizers had assisted Wang Tianan in cheating.

Otherwise, how could the straw hat man who was far ahead be blown up.

And Wang Tianan was bombed several times in a row and still stood intact on the playing field, and then broke through.

Wang Tian'an was aggrieved in his heart! He couldn't be blown up and blamed him!

Normal plot, this should be the moment when Lei exploded behind him after he stepped on the thunder, and it was definitely not the time of despair when he was blown up by Lei many times.

It's good now, the audience unanimously boycotted Wang Tianan, not to mention, and fucking lost the protagonist's face!

"Ahem...... Ahem ......!" the host on the presiding stage, seeing that the situation was not quite right, cleared his throat and said, "Is this the legendary city wall face?"

"Well, it makes sense, it seems that it is thicker than the city wall!"

"What is thicker than the city wall, it is clear that the atomic bomb can't blow it up!"

……

The host played a round and instantly brought the atmosphere back.

"Smack...... ......Smack!" In the protagonist's aura office, a villain is slapping his baby fat face.

As the protagonist's aura, he has helped Wang Tianan in the level for so long, and he has encountered such a failure.

What a shame, what a shame!

Now that you have been taught, it is better to prevent it than to prevent it.

He had already prepared a spell in advance this time, enough to deal with anything.

Just waiting, Jiang Ziya made a move.