Chapter 0002: System Daddy's Amway

In the era when "System Dad" dominated the world, Ji Xuefeng has also read a lot of systematic novels, with a yellow coat and a body, Dick Si counterattacked the rich and handsome, married Bai Fumei, and walked to the peak of life......

Each system has an introduction, and he wants to see what kind of broken system this fucking chicken soup for the soul system is.

"People not only have hunger and thirst in the stomach and intestines, but also have to feed the soul, so there is 'chicken soup for the soul'. It can nourish the soul and help the soul......"

"Chicken soup for the soul is a spiritual comforting effect, a motivational reinforcement (sudden) motivation (leisurely) effect, and a more optimistic understanding of the world or action orientation ......"

"Nowadays, the world has changed, the world is in a depression, and the mood of the whole people is in a state of extreme depression, even those giant crocodile tycoons have been seriously affected by this sluggish mood, and they have committed suicide ......"

"It's the worst of times, it's the best of times, burn your passion, ignite the hope of people's survival, this is the only way you can save the world!"

Wait, what can't save the world, I'm not interested in it at all, I just want to know, saving the world is what those superheroes in Marvel do, and it has nothing to do with a salted fish like me that is still sticky?

Besides, to save the world, rely on chicken soup for the soul? Fun me! What good can I gain?

I can't get any benefits, so I might as well be a salted fish with peace of mind and steadily!

"Please, can you have a noble personality? You are doing a great cause with immeasurable merit and a great future, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you have to save the world, and your 'floating slaughter' can go straight to the Nine Heavens. You say, is there any benefit?"

“……”

I want to use chicken soup to get rid of others, don't even think about it, don't talk about the door, there is not a single crack, I won't believe in your evil, let alone fall for your ghosts!

"Is it?'Chicken Soup for the Soul' is divided into internal cultivation and external cultivation, internal cultivation, that is, after saving people, you will obtain 'floating slaughter' and enhance your strength, in popular terms, it is 'cultivation', and you will also gain reputation and fame, and others will respect you and admire you......"

Ji Xuefeng was a little confused, "That, system, cough cough, take the liberty of asking, what do you mean by 'cultivation'?"

"Nonsense, what else can 'cultivation' mean! The idiot's question, of course, is martial arts attainments such as force value and spiritual power value!"

"Every time you save someone, you will be promoted to the seventh level of 'Floating Slaughter', and the more people you save, the higher your level of 'Floating Slaughter', and you will eventually break through the limitations of time and space and ...... the Nine Heavens."

Ji Xuefeng swallowed a mouthful of water, he really thought that he was hacked by a grandson and made a prank, even if the online novel is the era of the system father, but I still don't believe it, but I just met a neurotic system!

You are also a martial artist, why don't you go to heaven!

"You are nervous, the system is everywhere, it exists in the vast cosmic space, and you don't need to go to heaven!"

Listen, such a fucking system, which stupid person with no roots and tendons created?

"Uh, what about the external cultivation?"

"Human beings are superficial, and the chicken soup system for the soul is a feat for the benefit of mankind, but greedy human beings, such as you...... Don't talk about that......"

"The so-called external cultivation, don't play false, it's real, that's money!"

Ji Xuefeng is interested, if this fucking chicken soup system for the soul can be like what was said in those novels, it can be kryptonite without restrictions, no, it is printing money, then do you still need to exploit the capitalists? I will submit my resignation report in a while, and I will humiliate it, the director who is so fat that there is only fat left!

"System dad, it means that I will get paid to save the world with chicken soup for the soul, right?"

Look at those women with long legs and a little posture, drill into the arms of those big money, and they are so sweet that they are almost vomiting and call "godfather", the godfather in front of the person is long and the godfather is short, and behind it is to be by the father!

"You touch the bank card in your trouser pocket, it is given to the host by the Chicken Soup for the Soul system, every time you complete a task, there are different amounts of money transferred to this card, you can withdraw cash, you can transfer money, you can swipe the card, ......"

Ji Xuefeng's hands were trembling, and the bank card in his trouser pocket He hurriedly reached out, touched into his trouser pocket, and took out a rectangular bank card, and took it out to see, "Global Bank?

"Of course, in the world of the system, say it has it, global banks, are more advanced than Swiss banks, you can spend all over the world, without restrictions. ”

Ji Xuefeng's heart is confused, and he is suspicious, I still don't believe it, what kind of global bank card can withdraw money.

"Excuse me, system father, that, how much can I get paid for every time I save someone?"

"Damn, can you stop being so snobbish? I really don't understand, when the system chooses you, it still says that you are the chosen one, you are so cheesy!"

The system is spewing dirty words, everyone come and see, walk by, don't miss it.

Ji Xuefeng grimaced and said a few times, "I'm sorry, I'm so cheesy, so snobbish, otherwise you can get me a house in the center of Shenzhen? I live in this slum-like private house, how can I save the world? Or get another car, no Lamborghini, no Mercedes-Benz BMW, just a BYD Tang series, how about it? I'll call you a system dad, do you dare to agree? Dare to give me these?"

"Hiss ......"

"The system daddy can't bear it, this short-circuits the CPU and burns?hahaha......" Ji Xuefeng was proud of his laughter system.

"You're just short-circuiting, you don't daydream, according to the difficulty of the mission, get different rewards, if you succeed in saving Bill Gates, Li Jiacheng and other tycoons, you want to build a villa on the moon, it's not impossible, the key is whether you can reach it or not, pretending to be forced to be equal, otherwise, you are stupid!"

6666, this wave of operation is too slippery!

The system dad is very trendy, and his consciousness is also very high!

"Don't be too happy, since it's a task and it's completed, it's natural that everyone will be happy, and there will be rewards......"

"However, there are rewards and punishments, rewards and punishments are parallel, because saving a life is better than creating a seven-level floating slaughter, which is a reflection of a person's respect for life and the act of love, and at the same time, in the process of rescue, it may also be a high danger, so the soul chicken soup system is set up, so that the host can obtain the power of the floating slaughter, but where the host of the soul chicken soup system is obtained, it is mainly assessed from the three indicators of wealth value, love value, and force value, and the following are the indicators of the host. ”

Host Name: Ji Xuefeng

Net Worth: 0

Heart: 0

Brawn: 0

Ji Xuefeng felt that such a string of index data appeared in his mind, fortunately, he had been exposed to a lot of novels, so he was no stranger to these at all.

System father, the wealth value and force value are 0, and I will admit it, and my love value is also 0 for Mao?

"Wealth value, force value is very easy to understand, love value, as an indicator of your rescue, mainly to assess your personal charm, peach blossom luck and the opposite sex to you and other multi-dimensional considerations, all assessment indicators, there is a system according to the difficulty of the task, comprehensive analysis and evaluation given, fair and reasonable!"

"Here's how the punishment works:

1. Do not accept the task, according to the 'life is precious', a one-time deduction of wealth value of 3,000 yuan;

2. Quitting halfway, according to the 'love price is higher', a one-time deduction of wealth value of 6,000 yuan and love value of 10 points;

3. If the task fails, according to the seriousness of the circumstances, if it causes the death of the related person or the host intentionally kills the related person, the penalty is only one word: death! Force majeure causes the failure of the task, and a one-time deduction of 12,000 yuan of wealth value and 30 points of love value ......"

Ji Xuefeng was creepy for a while, you system, early in the morning, don't talk so crazy, okay!

"The chicken soup system for the soul is to save people, and the failure of the mission means that the people saved are not successfully saved, and they will lose their lives at the least, destroy the family, endanger the society, and endanger the country, so the host can only apologize for the crime with death!"

Yes, yes, you are the system, you are the father, what you say is what it is.

Eh, I really don't know what eight lifetimes of blood mold have been poured in, and I have encountered such a fucking system.

"Don't always complain about the system, it's you who live a very fucked life, okay, you should thank the Chicken Soup for the Soul system, which freed you from the hardship, led to success, and embarked on a smooth road!"

I...... I'm on your ❌⭕ way!

"Don't talk nonsense, the first task of the system: save the little sister next door ......"