Chapter 0001: Chicken Soup System for the Soul

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In Shenzhen, Longgang, a villager in a city built a rented house.

The dilapidated houses, mottled walls, and the painting style of the seventies and eighties look a bit like that, and the private rental houses that are about to collapse are specially rented for office workers in Shenzhen.

The Shenzhen market, which is known as "inside the Guan" and "outside the Guan", is like a 38th parallel, which geographically divides the gap between the rich and the poor, separates the exploiting class from the exploited class, and expels office workers far away from the Guanwai.

The reason is simple: rents are high in the Kansai and low in the Kansai.

In urban areas, even if there is a "coffin bunk", it can be as little as 2,000 and as much as 5,000.

Therefore, for most office workers, renting a house outside the customs and working in the customs is the first choice.

Ji Xuefeng lazily kicked off the quilt, and opened his sleepy eyes, heavy eyelids, and swollen eye bags from the warm quilt.

He pinched his eyebrows, his heart was full of resentment, and he secretly scolded the ancestors of the eighteenth generation of capitalists who exploited the toiling masses.

Last night, he was short of breath and his heart ached, and he thought that he would die suddenly like those news reports of overwork!

Then, the news reported that a single man in Shenzhen City died suddenly due to overwork in a rented house built by a villager in a certain city......

Habitually from the head of the bed, pick up the mobile phone, open the news headlines, this is the standard posture of every mobile phone party Internet addicted teenager, the first thing to wake up, is not to cheer yourself up, but to look at the mobile phone.

Mobile phone is the first lifeline, mobile phone is the most nutritious breakfast!

It's okay not to look at it, but Ji Xuefeng almost burped when he saw it!

What's the situation?

These god editors are in the beginning of a picture again, does the content all depend on the editor?

But such a spoof of world celebrities, this is legally responsible!

I saw several eye-catching headlines in the news headlines:

Bill Gates climbed the Pentagon to commit suicide by jumping off a building......

Li Jiacheng hugged the gas canister and wanted to self-immolate......

Ma Huateng committed suicide by swallowing feces live broadcast......

……

It's too exaggerated, isn't it, which news website is this? The brain is in, right? Are you fooling around again?

Ji Xuefeng's eyes widened, and he cursed a few words in his heart, and then he was making fun of these title parties.

Scolding and scolding, he still clicked on a few news items and browsed the content, which basically means that the world has changed, only black and white remains, the world is in a depression, people are depressed, and many people can't resist the impact of the downturn, breeding suicidal tendencies......

Wait, it's not right, it's not right, it always feels like something is wrong......

Only ...... Left Black and white?

Hiss~

When Ji Xuefeng came back to his senses, he noticed that the news content and pictures were all black and white, could it be that a celebrity had passed away? It is common for the Internet to change the content of the website to black and white for the sake of mourning.

In order to confirm this idea, he clicked on a few website links at random, and it was amazing that almost all websites were reporting the news that celebrities in the world were going to commit suicide, and the content was all black and white, could it be that my mobile phone was broken?

Pick up the mobile phone and take a look, a sentence Mom sells batches and doesn't know whether to talk about it or not, and the color of the good local tyrant gold mobile phone has also changed to black and white, what is the situation?

Look at his futon in the shape of Victoria's Secret, isn't it? Who's playing a prank? Why is the sheet also black and white?

There are also leopard print sheets and pillows, which have also been turned black and white!

Then, a thought came to my mind, could it be that I suddenly became color blind?

At this time, Ji Xuefeng was completely square, a carp stiffened, climbed up, pushed open the window and looked, he was really stunned.

Not color blindness!

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, because outside the window was originally a small river with a stinky ditch, and on the riverside were emerald green grass, weeping willows and other roadside trees, and the green could be seen, indicating that he was not color blind.

Moreover, as far as the eye can see, except for the grass, trees, and rivers are still the original colors, those flashing lights and colorful high-rise buildings are all black and white.

It's over, I'm afraid it's a pill, I'm afraid I'm afraid I haven't encountered a bloody crossing, right?

It's not right, it's not a crossing, it's not a rebirth, it's not a soul piercing.

Because all the buildings, traffic and roads, are the original appearance, and have not changed at all.

It's just that the color has changed, and only black and white remains......

What kind of depression caused such a paleness? The global economic crisis, the financial turmoil? That's not right!

A crisis is a crisis, a storm is a storm, but it doesn't change the color of the world, right?

How do you get fat four?

Ji Xuefeng patted his head, could it be that he really died suddenly last night, this is a hell similar to a parallel time and space in the world?

"The 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' system has successfully bound the host...... "A voice that came out of nowhere sounded, like a voice in Ji Xuefeng's head consciousness.

"Who? who's talking to me?"

Ji Xuefeng, who has trained the god-level left and right hands to fight each other, has rented this private house, and has lived in it for three or four years.

Usually don't say that someone talks to him, even the little sister next door who lives next door doesn't bother to look at him, how can anyone talk to him!

What did that voice say just now?

Could it be that I encountered the system that is more versatile than the gods as mentioned in the online novel?

Or what is the Chicken Soup System for the Soul?

What kind of international jokes, what age is it, who still believes in chicken soup for the soul.

Xin chicken soup, it's not as good as Brother Xin Chun and Brother Xin Zeng!

"Childish, do you know what chicken soup for the soul is? Without chicken soup for the soul, what do you live on? rely on appearance? rely on talent? fight for dad? rich woman? Unfortunately, you are a poor worm, you have no good looks, you are not 211, not 985, you don't have to think about it, a typical farmer N generation, can you live on a rich woman......?

“……”

Speechless, utterly speechless!

How can you get such a fucking system? Dare to humiliate the host like this, ahem, get out of my body, I don't need any bullshit system, especially one that's so fucking and so rory!

"Sorry, your instruction is wrong, there is no option for this function......"

The Russian poet A.S. Pushkin wrote: If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, you need to be calm in the days of melancholy; Everything is fleeting, everything will pass, and what has passed will become a kind nostalgia. ”

The irritable system ignored Ji Xuefeng's existence at all, first gave Ji Xuefeng a piece of chicken soup, and finally laughed a few times, "Zhuangshi, do this bowl of chicken soup, go on the road, save the world, save mankind, it's up to you, I believe you can do it, you will definitely be able to do it!"

Even buy Karma!

I'm dripping God, I'm dripping goddess, I'm dripping Ozawa teacher, come quickly, save me, blast this fucking system out for me, I'm going to bang!

"I'm sorry, consciously resist obscene culture, purify your pure heart, and establish a correct outlook on life, values, and worldview, so that you can save the world and save the ...... of mankind"

I...... I'm going to bang!

"The following is a description of the 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' system, please read it carefully and carefully, if the host makes a mistake due to personal reasons, all the consequences will be borne by the host......",

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