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They were discussing what to do tomorrow because there was going to be a massive demonstration on Capitol Hill, and a bunch of war veterans took off their medals and threw them on the steps of Capitol Hill!
The cuckoo suddenly said, "Do you know that this Zhou Bo was once awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor?!"
Immediately the people present looked at me in silence, then at each other, and one of them said, "Jesus Christ has given us a gift!"
Well, on the third morning, Du Juan walked into the living room, I slept on the sofa, and she said, "Zhou Bo, I want you to go with us today, and I want you to wear a military uniform!"
I asked why, and she said, "Because you're going to do something to stop those sufferings in the Demon Valley Battle Realm!"
So, I put on my military uniform, and after a while, Du Juan brought a bunch of chains bought at a nearby hardware store and said, "Zhou Bo, wrap these chains around your body!"
I asked why, but she said, "Just do it, and you'll know later! You want to make me happy, don't you?"
So, here we go!
I wore a uniform wrapped around a chain and followed the cuckoo and the others!
It was a clear day, and when we arrived at Capitol Hill, there was a mob outside, and there were TV cameras and all the sheriffs in the world! Everyone was singing, shouting, and holding out their middle fingers at the sheriff! After a while, I saw some other guys in Marine uniforms, and they gathered together, and one by one, they walked to the closest position to the steps of Capitol Hill, took off their medals and threw them out!
Some of these people are in wheelchairs, some are broken, some are missing arms and legs! Some of them just threw their medals on the steps, but others really threw them hard!
Someone tapped me on the shoulder and said it was my turn!
I looked back at the cuckoo, she was diǎn headed, and I stepped forward alone!
The scene became a little quieter, and then my name was announced on a loudspeaker, and I was saying that I was going to throw away the Congressional Medal of Honor as a sign of my support for ending the war, and everyone applauded, and I could see the other medals lying on the steps!
Above the chaotic scene, on the balcony of Capitol Hill, there was a handful of people standing, a few sheriffs and a few guys in suits!
uh, I thought to myself that I have to do my best ⌒dǐng⌒diǎn⌒小⌒ said,.※.≤os_(); And so, I took off the medal, and looked at it again, and I remembered the little frog and those experiences, and Tarzan, and at that moment, I couldn't figure out what it was, but there was a feeling that came over me anyway, but I had to throw it out, so I stretched my arm back and threw the medal out with all my might!
After two seconds, a guy in a suit on the balcony fell down inexplicably!
Unfortunately, I threw the medal too far and hit him in the head!
The sheriffs rushed into the crowd, and the people shouted all sorts of words, tear gas burst out, and then suddenly five or six sheriffs pounced on me and beat me with batons!
Another group of sheriffs came running, and the next thing I knew was that I was handcuffed, thrown into a police car, and taken to jail!
I spent the whole night in prison, and in the morning they came to take me to the judge!
I was charged with "using a dangerous weapon, a medal, assaulting someone, and resisting arrest" and so on, and handed the judge a piece of paper!
"Sir," said the judge, "did you know that you struck the head of the Senate Recorder of the Heavenly Realm with your medal?"
I didn't say a word, but depending on the situation, I got into trouble this time!
"Mr. Zhou," said the judge, "I don't understand how a man of your stature, a man who once served the country loyally and bravely, how could he get involved with a group of sloppy and medal-throwing guys, but I sue you, and I will send you to psychological observation for thirty days to see if they can figure out why you have acted so brainlessly!"
They took me back to my cell and soon put me on a bus to take me to a psychiatric hospital!
Finally, I was "locked up"!
Ms. Long ran down the corridor and said:
"The nut room is right next door.
We'll pause here for a moment, hold your breath, and only peek through the crystal panel door.
But don't go in!
Whatever you do, don't go into the nut room!
If you go in, you'll disturb the sloth!"
Everyone crowded at the door.
"Oh, Daddy, look!" cried Clumsy.
"Sloth!" shouted the peacock.
"Oops!" said the brain idiot.
It was an amazing moment.
A hundred sloths sit on high stools around a large table.
On the table, there was a whole bunch of walnuts, and the sloths were all working almost insanely, knocking on the walnuts at an alarming speed.
These sloths are specially trained to obtain walnut kernels, Ms. Long explains.
"Why work with sloths?" asked the brain idiot, "why not use elf mini-humans?"
"Because," said Ms. Long,
"Elven mini-people can't remove the shell to get the whole walnut kernel, they always break the walnut kernel. Only sloths can remove walnut shells to get whole walnut kernels, which is very difficult.
In my castle I insisted on using whole walnut kernels, so I had to work with sloths. ”
They watched carefully as the little sloth tapped the walnut shell with its own joints.
"Hey, Mom!" suddenly called out the peacock,
"I've decided, I want a sloth, and then let my sloth knock walnuts!"
"Don't be silly, sweetheart," said her mother, Ms. Bai. "They all belong to one person. ”
"I don't care!" shouted the peacock,
"I just want one. At home, I now only have a dog, three cats, and six rabbits, and a parrot, a canary, a green turtle, a can of goldfish, and a white mouse in a cage, and that's a silly mouse!
I also want a sloth!"
"Well, my darling," said Ms. Bai comfortingly, "Mother will give you a sloth later, as long as it can knock walnuts." ”
"But I don't want any ordinary sloths!" cried the peacock, "I want a well-trained sloth!"
Peacock's father took out a wallet full of money and walked forward.
"Very well, Ms. Dragon," he said, "the only thing that matters is, how much are these sloths worth?"
"They are not for sale," replied Ms. Long, "and I can't give her any of them." ”
"Who said you can't give it to me!" shouted Peacock, "I'm going to have one for myself this minute!"
"No!" said Lady Long, but it was too late.
The girl Peacock had already opened the door and rushed in.
As she walked into the room, a hundred sloths stopped what they were doing and stared at her little black eyes with their heads.
The peacocks also stopped and stared at them.
Her gaze fell on a beautiful little sloth sitting at the other end of her desk near hers.
The little sloth holds a walnut in its paws.
"Well," said the peacock, "I'm going to have you!"
She reached out and grabbed the sloth.
But just as she was doing so, a small house in rapid motion suddenly appeared like a flash of blue lightning, and one by one sloths emerged from the room and flew over the table and landed on her body.
Twenty sloths grabbed her right arm at the same time, and twenty more grabbed her left arm, and they pressed her to the ground and pinned her down. There were also more than fifty others who grabbed her left and right legs and pinned them to the ground.
And one of the remaining sloth chiefs climbed on her shoulder and began to hit the poor girl on the head with his own paws.
"Help her!" Lady White screamed, "Peacock, come back, Lady Dragon, what will they do to her?"
"They're going to test it to see if she's a bad walnut nut," said Ms. Long, "you see." ”
The peacock struggled desperately, but the sloths clung to her, immobilizing her.
The sloth slammed his knuckles on the side of her head on her shoulder.
At this time, the sloth lowered the peacock to the ground and began to carry her on the floor.
That place is a real madhouse!
They locked me in the same room as a guy named Blackbeard!
Blackbeard had been here for nearly a year, and as soon as they met, he told me that I would have to be content with what kind of madman I would have to deal with in the future!
The people here have done all sorts of bird things - from murder and rape to claiming to be Napoleon, everything from murder and rape to claiming to be Napoleon!
Finally I asked Blackbeard why he was here, and he said it was because he was a murderer, but in a week or so they were going to let him out!
The next day, I was ordered to report to my psychiatrist, Dr. Oyama!
It turns out that Dr. Oyama is a woman!
First, she said, give me a quiz and then do a physical exam!
She asked me to sit at a table and started showing me cards with ink stains and asking me what I thought they were!
I kept saying "ink stains," and at last she went berserk and told me to say something else, so I started making it up!
When I was done, she said, "Take off your clothes!"
Except for one or two exceptions, every time I take off my clothes, I will always be upside down, so I said that it is better not to take it off, she wrote down this diǎn, and then said, if I don't take it off myself, she will ask the caregiver to help me take it off!
It's the kind of business that doesn't have three words to say!
I took it off, and when I was bare-assed, she went into the room again, looked me up and down, and said, "Yo, yo—you're such a fine male specimen!"
Anyway, she started hitting my knee with a small rubber mallet, just like those people at my hometown college did, and poking and playing with all parts of my body!
However, she never told me to "bend over", and I am very grateful for this diǎn!
After that, she told me to get dressed and go back to my room!
On the way back, I passed a room with a glass door, and there was a bunch of skinny guys, some sitting, some lying, drooling, spasming, or pounding the floor with their palms!
I just stood outside the iron gate for a long time, looking in, and I felt sorry for them—they reminded me of the days when I was in school for fools!
Three days later, I was ordered to report to Dr. Oyama's reception room!
When she got there, she was joined by two guys in doctor's uniforms, and she said they were Barons and Marquis—both from the National Psychiatric Center!
They were very interested in my medical records, she said!
The Baron and the Marquis asked me to sit down, and began to ask me questions—all sorts of questions—and they took turns striking me on the knee with their mallets!
Then the baron said, "That's right, Zhou Bo, we have obtained your test results, and your performance in mathematics is quite good!
They took out the quizzes and asked me to do them, which were much more complicated than the first one, but, I guess, I did a pretty good job! If I had known the consequences, I would have screwed it up!
"Zhou Bo," said the Marquis, "this is amazing! Your mind is like a computer! I don't know how you could have figured it out—and maybe that's why you're here—but I've never seen anything like it!"
"You know, bug," said the Baron, "this guy is amazing! I did some work for the Space Agency, and I think we should take him to the Void City Aviation Center and have them give him some quizzes!
All the doctors stared at me, diǎn their heads, and then they tapped my knees with their mallets again!
They took me to Void City, and it was just me and the Baron on that old plane we were on!
Except that they tied my hands and feet with chains, I was not allowed to leave my seat!
"Hear me clearly, Zhoubo," said the baron, "this is the deal! Because you hit the Senate recorder with a medal, and this charge can get you ten years in prison! But if you cooperate with these people at NASA, I will personally take responsibility for your release—how?"
I knew I had to get out of prison before I could find the cuckoo!
I miss her so much!
I've been at the Space Agency in Void City for about a month!
They gave me checks, quizzes, and asked me so many questions!
"Oh my God, she's not a good nut after all," said Ms. Long, "and her head must sound hollow." ”
The peacock kicked and screamed, but a diǎn was useless.
The sloths clung to her tightly with their small, powerful claws so that she could not escape.
"Where are they taking her?" screamed Lady White.
"She'll send it away with all the other bad nuts," Ms. Long said, "and then fall into the scrap compartment deep below." ”
"Oh my God, she needs a parachute!" Ms. Bai shouted as she looked at her daughter through the crystal door, "Hurry up and save her!"
"It's too late," said Ms. Long, "she's gone!"
"She was indeed gone. But where is she?" Ms. Bai screamed with her arms waving, "has something bad happened?
"A particular scrap tank," Ms. Long told her, "will go straight to the scrap main, and all the waste from every part of all the castle floors, such as potato skins, rotting cabbage, and fish heads, will be piped away." ”
Ms. Bai continued to scream, "Where did that pipe go?"
"Of course, it's sent to the furnace to be disposed of," Ms. Long said calmly, "and it's the incinerator." ”
Ms. Bai screamed even harder.
"Don't worry," said Ms. Long, "she'll have a chance, they haven't planned to burn the incinerator today." ”
"A chance!?" said Ms. Bai bitterly, "my dear peacock! She will. She's going to sizzle like a sausage!"
"That's right, dear Ms. Bai, look at it now," Ms. Long added, "I think you're right, and although you'll have to wait a little longer to get out of this shadow, I'm sure you'll forget about it eventually." (To be continued.) )