"I don't mind admitting that my daughter may be a scruffy woman, but that doesn't mean you can grill her into a sausage. I'm going to let you know I'm really angry, really angry. Peacock's father, Mr. Bai, shouted.

"Oh, don't interrupt, my dear sir!" said Lady Long, "I guess she'll reappear sooner or later." It's even possible that she won't disappear completely. She could be stuck in the entrance to the scrap pipe below, and if that's the case, the only thing you need to do is go and pull her out quickly. ”

Hearing this, Mr. and Ms. Bai immediately rushed into the nut room, ran to the big hole in the floor, and then looked at the qiē inside.

"Peacock!" Lady Bai shouted, "Are you in there?!"

There was no answer.

Ms. Bai bent forward to take a closer look.

Now she knelt on the edge of the hole and stuck her head down, the back of her exposed body like a giant mushroom.

It's a dangerous move.

All it takes is a small movement, a gentle push, and that's exactly what the sloth gave her!

She fell headlong into it, screaming like a parrot.

"Oh my God!" said Mr. Bai when he saw his fat wife fall into the hole, "there will be a lot of garbage today!"

He watched as she vanished in an instant in the darkness.

"What the hell is going on down there?" he shouted, leaning forward.

At this time, the sloths ran up behind him and gave him a gentle push.

"Help. He shouted.

But he had fallen, along with his wife and his daughter.

"Oops. Ben Ben and the others looked through the door and shouted, "What will happen to them?"

"I want someone to catch them at the bottom of the pipe," Ms. Long said.

"But what about the incinerator?" asked Clumsy.

"They light it every other day," said Ms. Long, "maybe today they let the incinerator rest? Who knows? Maybe they might be the lucky ones."

Well, the spoiled peacock and her parents will be punished, but they will eventually crawl out of the waste!

It was just a joke, haha.

It's time for us to go to the next stop!"

One day, they dragged me into a large room and told me what they had in mind!

"Zhoubo," they said, "we want to use you on a trip to outer space! The Baron is right, your mind is like a computer - and better than it! If we can input the right information, you will be very useful in contributing to the space program of the Heavenly Realm, what do you mean?"

I thought about it for a long time, and then I said that it was better to ask my mother first, but they made stronger arguments - such as spending the next ten years of my life in a cage!

That's why I said okay, but usually this "good" Yu will get me into trouble every time!

They came up with the idea of putting me on a spaceship, launching me into outer space, and circumnavigating the Earth a million kilometers! They've sent people to the moon, but they haven't found anything worthwhile on the moon, so they're planning to visit Mars next!

Thankfully, for now, their destination isn't Mars - the trip to outer space is a training mission that they want to use to figure out who is best suited for a trip to Mars!

In addition to me, they also picked a woman to walk with an orangutan!

The woman was an octopus-looking lady named Major Ugly, and she was supposed to be the first female astronaut in the heavenly realm, but no one knew that she was a female astronaut, because these were top secrets!

She was one of those short women, with hair that seemed to be cut straight up with a bowl over her head, and she didn't seem to be of much use to me or the orangutan!

Honestly, that's not bad!

It's a huge female orangutan with long limbs and brown fur!

In fact, they have a bunch of orangutans here, and they've sent them to outer space a long time ago, but they say she's the right fit for the trip because she's a female, kinder than a male orangutan, and this will be her third trip to space!

When I knew this, I couldn't help but wonder, why did they send us into space, but the only experienced member of the group was an orangutan?

In short, we have to go through all kinds of training to make it!

They put us in molecular accelerators and spins and gravity-free rooms and so on! And they fill my mind with all the stuff I want to remember, the equations that calculate the distance between us and our destinations and the equations for returning to Earth, and what cosine functions, Boolean algebra, Fourier analysis, quadrant and column math and all that!

They said I was going to be the "backup" of the backup computer!

I wrote a lot of letters to the cuckoo, but they all returned, "I can't find this person"!

I also wrote to my mother, and she replied with a long letter to the effect of: "Now that your mother lives in a poor house and has nothing, and she has only you, how can you do this to your poor old mother?"

I didn't dare to sue her or I'd go to jail, so I wrote back and said don't worry, because we have an experienced member of the group!

Well, the big day is finally here, but let me say: I'm not just a little nervous - I'm half dead!

Although this mission is top secret, the news has leaked out, and now we are going to be on TV!

That morning, someone brought us a newspaper and looked, how famous we are now!

Here are some of the headers:

"Women, orangutans, and brain-dead people, throw themselves into the space efforts of the heavenly realm!"

"The Paradise Nation sends grotesque messengers to alien planets!"

"Girls, fools, and monkeys, take off today!"

The Fortune City Post even wrote:

"They went up - but who commanded it?"

The only slightly polite-sounding headline is on the Fortune City Times!

"The new Space Exploration members are different!"

It's the same as before, and it's a mess from the moment we get out of bed!

We went to have breakfast and someone said, "They shouldn't have breakfast on the day of departure!"

Then another said, "Eat!" and someone else said, "Don't!"

You just went back and forth and argued for a long time, and finally everyone was not hungry!

They put us in spacesuits and drove us to the launch station in a small bus, where Sue sat in a cage behind the car!

The spaceship was about a hundred stories tall, and it was foaming, hissing, steaming all the time, and it looked like the Oak was going to swallow us alive!

The elevator took us to the capsule, they fastened our seat belts and put Sue in its seat in the back!

Waited and waited, waited and waited-

All the while, the spacecraft was gurgling, hissing, rumbling, and steaming! Someone said that 100 million people were watching us on TV! I guess they were all waiting!

Anyway, near noon, someone came up and knocked on the iron door of the cabin, saying that the mission was temporarily canceled, and they would wait until the spacecraft was repaired before setting off!

So we took the elevator back to the surface, including me, the orangutan, and Major Ugly!

She was the only one complaining because the orangutan and I were so relieved!

About an hour later, we were about to sit down for lunch when someone rushed into the room and said, "Put on your spacesuit! They're ready to send you to space!"

Everyone started shouting, shouting, and rushing in and out again!

I guess maybe there was a bunch of TV viewers calling to complain or something, so they decided to recklessly ignite that fire under our butts!

Whatever the reason, though, it doesn't matter at this point!

Anyway, we got on the bus and headed to the spaceship! Halfway through the elevator, someone suddenly said, "Oh my God, we forgot about that damn orangutan!"

He shouted to the people on the ground to bring Sue in!

We put on our seat belts again, and someone started counting down from one hundred, and that's when they entered the cabin door with the orangutans!

We were all leaning back in our chairs, and the clock had counted down to about 10, when we heard a strange muffled roar coming from the position of the orangutan behind us!

I barely turned around and looked, oh my God, it wasn't the female orangutan, but a huge male orangutan, grinning and clutching at his harness, as if he was going to break free at any moment!

I told Major Sù Ugly, and she looked back and said, "Oh, God!"

She immediately radioed to the people on the ground!

"Listen," she said, "you made a mistake and got a male orangutan!

But all of a sudden, the spaceship rumbled, and the man in control of the tower radioed: "Now that's your problem, old girl, we have to hurry!"

And so we took to the skies!

Ms. Long looked at the few people standing beside her in the hallway, and there were only two children left—Brain Idiot and Stupid, and three adults, Brain Idiot's parents, and Daddy Bear!

"Shall we keep walking?" asked Ms. Long!

"Of course!" shouted Stupid and Daddy Bear!

"I can't walk," said the brain idiot, "I want to look at the computer!"

"If you're tired, let's go ride the cloud car," said Ms. Long, "The cloud car is here!

She jumped up and down to the sliding door of the cloud car!

The door slid open, and two children and four adults stepped in!

"Look," said Ms. Long aloud, "which button shall we press first?"

Stupid stared around with wide eyes in surprise!

It was the weirdest cloud car she'd ever seen!

There are buttons everywhere!

Even the walls and roofs are covered with rows of small beige buttons!

There must be a thousand on each wall, and a thousand on the top!

At this time, Clumsy noticed that next to each button was a small printed label, indicating the room that would be reached by pressing the button!

"This is not an ordinary lifting cloud car!" Ms. Long proudly declared, "This cloud car can go sideways, vertically, and diagonally, whatever you want!"

It can go to all the rooms in the castle, no matter where the room is! All you have to do is press the button - boom! - and you're going!"

"It's incredible!" muttered Papa Bear, his eyes sparkling with excitement as he stared at the rows of buttons!

"The whole cloud chariot is made of thick crystal that is transparent!" Lady Long claimed, "The walls, doors, roofs, and floors are all made of crystal, so you can see through it!"

"But I didn't see anything!" said the brain idiot!

"Pick a button and try it!" said Lady Long, "two children press one each! Pick one! Quick! There are some wonderful and delicate things in every room!"

Clumsy quickly began to look at the labels of the buttons!

One label reads: Cone Mine - 1,000 meters deep!

The other reads: Snow Lotus Igloo!

And a bubble apple tree planted in your garden!

Explode cheese against your enemies!

Glow kraft candy to eat in bed at night!

Mints for the little girl next door - eating them will make her teeth black for a month!

Wriggling sugar - it wriggles happily in your stomach when you swallow it!

Invisible cheese that you won't find out if you eat it in class!

Suckable sugar-coated fountain pen!

Rainbow Fruit Candy - After eating, the whole body will flash with seven different colors!――

"Hurry up! Press!" exclaimed Lady Long, "we can't wait like this forever!"

"Is there a computer room in so many places?" asked the brain idiot!

"Of course there's Luo," replied Lady Long, "it's a button there!"

She pointed to the button, and everyone looked at it, only to see that the label next to the small button read: Computer cheese!

"Hoh!" cried the brain idiot, "that's for me!"

She stretched out her thumb and pressed the button!

Immediately, there was a loud hissing sound, the door of the cloud car slammed shut, and the cloud car elephant stung the wasp and jumped up!

But it's sideways!

All the passengers fell to the floor unsteadily, and only Ms. Long grabbed a strap hanging from her neck!

My first impression was that something was squashing, probably like those apples pressed against my dad!

We can't move, we can't scream, we can't say a word, we can't do anything - in short, we have to go to space!

When you look out of the window, you can only see the blue sky!

The spaceship is hurtling into outer space!

After a while, we seemed to slow down a little and feel a little lighter!

Major Ugly said you can unbuckle your seatbelt and do your own thing!

She said we were traveling at 15,000 kilometers per hour!

I looked behind me, and sure enough, there was only a small ball left on Earth, like a picture taken from outer space!

I looked back and saw the gorilla with a gloomy expression on his face, glaring at Major Ugly and me!

She said maybe it wanted lunch, and asked me to go to the back and give it an apple, lest it get angry and do anything bad!

They prepared a bag of food for the orangutans, with apples, cereal, dried strawberries, leaves, and all sorts of!

I opened the bag and fumbled for a long time, trying to find something that would make the orangutan happy, and at this time, Major Chou Chou was talking to the ground control center of Void City on the radio!

"Hear me," she said, "we've got to figure out what to do with this monkey! It's not Sue - it's a male monkey, and it doesn't look happy to be here!

It took half a day for the call to reach the ground and then answer, but the man on the ground said, "Oh, poof! Orangutans are not all the same!"

"you," said Major Ugly, "if you were crammed into such a small cabin with that big monkey, you wouldn't have said that!"

After a minute or two, a voice came over the radio, saying, "Listen, you are ordered not to leak this to anyone, or we will all be laughed at! From now on, in the eyes of you or anyone, the monkey is right—no matter what grows between its legs!" )