Wang Tianan then opened the second item, which was really a grass and muddy horse passing by. The second item turned out to be a leaky balloon.

The hemp eggs are more outrageous than the other, he really wants to put a burst button on the door of the boy's head, see how many stones are in the boy's head, and he actually messes himself like this.

Looking at the third piece, it turned out to be a firecracker.

It's my day! Firecrackers. You are letting me have a cloud-piercing arrow, and thousands of troops will meet me. Besides, in this forced place, can you call people to wear cloud arrows? Or have you watched too many anti-Japanese dramas and want to watch live performances! Do you want to give you another hand-tearing devil!

Wang Tianan looked at the three things again, and was speechless for a while!

What the hell is this lineup! Let Lao Tzu blow the gourd silk, hang a balloon behind him and jump down, and when he succeeds in breaking through the level, he will set off a firecracker below to celebrate.

Or let me stuff a firecracker into the balloon and ignite the air generated by the explosion to inflate the balloon. Then put the inflated balloon, hang it behind you and blow the gourd silk and jump down, so that you can hear the screams of falling off the cliff.

Or, blow up the balloon with gourd silk and jump off with a firecracker in your crotch. Can this thing work? Blow up the balloons with gourd silk, you're a ghost too!

After complaining in his heart, he said to the boy: "You can't do this thing!"

Since the boy took out these three things that had been stored for a long time, he was determined to sell them to him. "Why can't you, do you know these three artifacts?"

Since he still dared to use the name of the clearance artifact to shine and deceive, he had thought about how to deal with the difficulties in advance!

Who the hell are you fooling about breaking through the artifact? Why don't you get me a stone and say he has a stone monkey in it!

"Breaking through the artifact" Since Wang Tianan ate the loss of the artifact colander last time, he has been wary of the boy. This time he wanted to see what tricks the boy could play.

"Oh, I don't know, but I know it!" Wang Tianan pointed at Sang and scolded Huai.

When the boy heard it, this was a deliberate satire on himself for selling a colander to trap people. He didn't mention it directly, and then said: "My three breakthrough artifacts are all treasures, as long as you buy a bag, you can clear the customs." ”

"Oh! The artifact bag has cleared the customs! That colander can kill people!" Wang Tianan said simply, but every word was heartfelt.

Damn, didn't I just sell you a colander? As for chasing you so desperately? Besides, didn't I pay you all the money?

The boy smiled awkwardly when he heard this, and made up his mind to sell him three items such as gourd silk. "Brother, didn't I make a mistake? I promise that there is nothing wrong with the goods this time, otherwise I will go out and let the car crash and die." ”

The boy saw that he was not deceived, and decisively swore in the most common way in the world to deceive trust.

you, you still dare to swear to go out and let the car hit and die, it's no wonder that you are a fairy who can be hit by a car. Besides, can you run a sports car in the sky?

Wang Tianan didn't eat him at all, "If you want me to buy it, you can do it in front of me like a colander." I buy it when I feel good. ”

"Okay, that's a deal. The boy, who had already thought of a coping strategy, grabbed the gourd silk on the ground and was about to blow after hearing his words.

Wang Tianan didn't give him a chance to perform, so he directly took the gourd silk.

Bastard, it's good that I defended you. Otherwise, you will really be allowed to use the gourd silk to make up the number!

Wang Tianan has never seen anything in the wandering mall, let alone the boy's little ninety-nine!

When the boy saw that his plan was disrupted, he couldn't care about embarrassment. "Brother, didn't you say that you wanted me to demonstrate these artifacts, why interrupt me?"

What's wrong with interrupting you! What are you doing blowing gourd silk for? Why don't you hide thunder in your crotch!

In the face of the boy's questioning, he was apologetic. "Brother, I didn't mean to interrupt you. ”

The boy saw that he had caught the flaw, "If you interrupt, you have to buy all three things!"

You're a robber. Interrupt and buy them all!Why don't you grab it!

"A total of five hundred taels of gold, you can see whether it is an IOU for gold, or an IOU after direct realization. While he was complaining in his heart, the boy handed over the IOU.

He looked at the IOU book in his hand, not only did not feel sad, but happily signed the personalized signature of Long Feifeng Dance.

He wasn't upset, and that's because someone should be crying!

When the boy received the IOU, he felt an ominous aura of luck enveloping him. Prepare to slip away, go and open a video with the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn to let them solve their doubts.

If you want to run, it's so easy. Wang Tianan grabbed him by the collar and smiled. "Brother, don't be in a hurry to leave!

The moment the boy was caught, he knew that he was still coming! He regretted selling the goods to Wang Tianan, although this goods were a money-payer, but they were not good at stubble.

It seems that if he is arrested this time, he will not escape the poison!

"Dude, it's time to show your true skills!" he said, lifting the boy to the balloons and firecrackers.

The boy looked at the balloons and firecrackers in front of him, and only wanted to hit himself in the mouth. Why are you so cheap, what kind of goods do you sell!

"Brother, what kind of real skills are you showing!" the boy deliberately pretended to be stupid to delay time.

Wang Tianan didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so he directly picked it out. "You see which of the two you choose, or both. ”

"No!no!no!" the boy shook his head.

It's a little hard for him to choose one, and it's better to kill him than to let him choose two at the same time!

What to do, choose a balloon. There is such a big hole in it, and you can't blow yourself to death! If you choose firecrackers, the end will definitely be very miserable.

People want not to choose when faced with a choice, and the boy is no exception to being an immortal.

"You don't have to choose!" the boy was very happy when he heard that he didn't have to choose. "Thank you, brother!"

"No thanks, I've already chosen for you!"

Your uncle, who asked you to choose it for me.

The boy's face was gone, and instead of the black of the African chicken. It's really, he already knew that he had chosen! Now he really wants to die, but before he dies, he feels that he can still save it. "Brother, do you see that we brothers are doing such a great job?"

"Brother, a manly man. In a word, it is difficult to chase the horse. ”

Your sister, don't mention to me a manly husband, this kind of deceitful words. If you really want to do the second big husband to perform the crotch hidden thunder today, then the happiness of the second half of your life will be over!

"Brother, can't we discuss with each other?"

"Discuss, what is there to discuss. Start your show. Wang Tianan said so, but he wouldn't let the boy really perform such a thing as hiding thunder in the crotch. He just forced the boy to make greater concessions and maximize his own interests.

"Brother, don't do this. I feel like we still have room for discussion. "The boy is also for the happiness of his next life, and he can accept it no matter how big the price is.

"Discuss? What do you have to discuss with me? ”

"I can resurrect you infinitely. ”

"Listen. ”

"First, break the promise between the two of us. ”

“OK！”