Chapter 8: Old Dung

Wang Tianan said "OK" The boy's African face instantly turned a lot ruddy, and the boy's previous black face was purely due to the persecution of the "Heavenly Rules".

Fortunately, he successfully induced Wang Tianan to forgive him, otherwise he would have to perform the stunt of hiding thunder in the crotch. In fact, he can also choose not to perform, but he will end up with a lifetime of bad luck by eliminating the fairy bones.

It may be said that he stepped on a pile of dog poop while walking on the road, and then died of an infection caused by a nail in the dog poop that pierced the wound on the sole of his foot.

Thinking about that kind of aggrieved death, he felt humiliated by the face of the gods. It's just that the last one who died was the son of the broom star, and as the second generation of immortals, they are the only ones who have died in such a funny way.

If Wang Tianan knew this, he would definitely be able to laugh and go crazy, but unfortunately he would never know about it, and the boy did not witness the blessing of Wang Tianan's ugliness.

In order to relieve the punishment of "Heavenly Rules", although the boy paid a painful price, he cut off his own extraneous way to collect resurrection money.

But he didn't plan to let go of his fat sheep, who was so rich, that he couldn't collect the resurrection fee, and couldn't he take advantage of the last time to make some extra money?

Thinking that the boy's face moved, a smile appeared on his face, and he said in his heart: "Yes, sell these to him." ”

This kid has a wicked smile on his face, he won't be beating my money again, right? Ma Dan, Lao Tzu is rich and won't let you fight local tyrants like this!

As soon as he saw that this was not going to work, he took the lead and said, "Brother, what do you think about that little fairy?

Little fairies?Where did the little fairies come from, they are all makeup-making aunts, okay? There are only a few beautiful ones left, and you have the most beautiful one of the scourges of the wild boar in the nether world.

At the mention of the little fairy, the boy had sparks in his eyes, and he really wanted to press Wang Tianan to the ground and rub it. But he didn't dare, because Wang Tianan was the man in the picture of the Seven Princesses.

If she moved him, the seventh princess would give herself good fruit to eat. Don't talk about yourself at that time, even your own father Yue Lao may be liquidated by Heavenly Court.

Although he didn't dare, someone dared! He wanted to take the opportunity to knock Wang Tianan again, and then send him to the next level to let the big demon master teach this guy a lesson.

Maba, this kid must not be holding back any good fart.

The boy didn't speak for a long time, and he always felt that the boy had some conspiracy against him.

"The host died of angina due to hypochondria, and the mission failed. ”

I'll go to you Malabarzi, hypochondria can produce angina, and your medical knowledge was learned from that physical education teacher. This means that after the PE teacher teaches mathematics, there is a new skill! Otherwise, how can the PE teacher be omnipotent?

Lao Tzu is just a physical education teacher who came from the program, and the level is also very speechless, and the program is set like this, and he can't help it. You can't let him, when he announces his death, go to the Internet and ask Du Niang how to die properly. Isn't that pure?

As soon as he died, his soul was resurrected by the boy before he could float in the air!

Your sister, if you resurrect Lao Tzu so quickly this time, you must want to cheat Lao Tzu's money.

The boy's behavior was too abnormal for him not to suspect it.

After his resurrection, the boy remained silent, not because he did not speak, but because he did not know in what name he was selling him equipment.

In the past, he could still use the name of clearing artifacts when he was selling things, but now he can't. The artifacts sold these times were all messed up, making it a little difficult for him to open his mouth.

Besides, if you open your mouth to blow through the artifact, no one will believe it!

The boy had been thinking about how he would sell him the things this time and earn the money.

Damn, this kid's fart has been held back long enough!

Wang Tianan decided to strike first, "Brother, I'm dying again, see if it's time to tell me the secret of the infinite resurrection!"

That's right! I can sell equipment in the name of infinite resurrection! I don't believe that you won't be able to set it up this time, this time he will sell it to Wang Tianan for a sky-high price.

Wang Tianan woke up the dreamer with a word, and the boy decided to do it.

If he knew that he was cheated this time because of this broken mouth, he would definitely slap himself on the spot to show his memory.

"Brother, in fact, infinite resurrection requires equipment. The boy's smiling face greeted him, which made him disgusted.

Why didn't you say it earlier? I think you're a fraud. What else do you say about infinite resurrection, isn't it just to buy equipment and give resurrection coins? If you want to pit me, you said it earlier! I'll stand here and let you dig a pit to see if the pit you dug can bury me!

As for the boy's little trick of digging holes, in front of him is Zhu Bajie's fattening, I don't know how many catties and taels I have.

"Oh, do you need equipment, is it a colander, or is it a firecracker!" Wang Tianan's words were tingling, full of sarcasm.

You girl, you still carry a colander, this thing can't get over, right! There is also the king of the golden horn, how do you sell the goods! Take a defective product to Lao Tzu to shoddy, when I mistake how much less I sell, how much less money. When I go back, I must pay for the medical expenses and lost work!

The boy listened to Wang Tianan's sarcastic words, and his face was still smiling.

No way, who let Wang Tianan be the one who pays?

The boy smiled and said, "Brother, I still like to joke so much. Before, my brother didn't think it through, but this time I carefully selected it for you. ”

The boy said, taking out a black mountaineering suit from behind him. "Brother, you see that this dress is a battle suit for infinite resurrection. ”

Your sister, when Lao Tzu is blind? An ordinary mountaineering suit that can't be used in an ordinary mountaineering suit, you are fooling me into a resurrection suit. You're meowing, do you want to jump down and perform again!

He complained in his heart and touched the fabric of his mountaineering coat with his hand. I was speechless, the fabric of the clothes was uneven, the fabric was seriously worn and damaged in many places, and I didn't know what I had picked off from the dead man.

Your sister, can you be serious, the pit Lao Tzu is so perfunctory, are the black-hearted traders so strong now? Believe it or not, I called Erlang God to complain about you!

The boy saw that he did not speak and then said, "Brother, don't doubt the ability of this suit. Let's put it on from here, jump down and see the effect!"

Why don't you put on and jump down?

So saying, the boy walked up to him and was about to put on this disgustingly dirty mountaineering coat.

"Take it away, take it away. As soon as he smelled the infamous smell of this stinky tofu, he turned to his stomach.

I'll take it, even if the Ten Thousand Year King Eight wears this dress to fry the stinky tofu for tens of thousands of years, it won't taste like this!

He covered his nose and remembered that there was a sentence in the nether Internet red language: "Brother, let's leave after this cup of old dung." ”

This kind of taste is only matched by the smell of old feces in the previous year. It's so sour, it's really smelling up and down!