"It's started, it's started! Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu's sketch is about to start!"

"Singers cross over to be sketch actors, how do I feel that their sketches are cool?"

"I'm looking forward to it, but I don't dare to watch it! I'm afraid that after watching this sketch, I can't help but spray them when I am disappointed!"

"The name of this sketch doesn't sound right! I suddenly have an ominous premonition, I'm afraid that this sketch is going to become a stain on Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu's life!"

……

After the host announced, the big screen on the stage showed the information about the sketch that Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu were about to perform.

Sketch: "One Sentence Thing"

Creation: Yu Zhile

Actors: Yu Zhile, Qin Haiyu, Liu Jian

……

On the stage, the big red curtain opened.

Yu Zhile held a newspaper to block the heads of himself and his wife, and suddenly there was a wet kissing sound at the scene, Yu Zhile took the newspaper down, and then pretended to be surprised: "Ah!

Qin Haiyu suddenly shyly punched Yu Zhile's shoulder, and said in a delicate voice: "I hate it!"

Suddenly, there was a boo from the audience, obviously stimulated by Yu Zhile and his wife's open-minded show of affection!

The first bite of dog food of the new year, do it first as a respect!

In front of the TV, the audience was also forced to be stuffed with a mouthful of dog food by Yu Zhile and his wife, but they didn't expect their sketch to be so excessive!

If you don't give out red envelopes for the New Year, forget it, you still send dog food!

It's not human, is it?

But what surprised the audience the most was that Yu Zhile suddenly shaved his head in order to perform this sketch!

That's too dedicated, isn't it?

If it weren't for his handsome face being very recognizable, people would definitely not recognize this as Yu Zhile when they saw this bald head!

can only say that this person is handsome, even if he has a shaved head, he is just as handsome!

I saw Yu Zhile smile and said, "It's okay." ”

Then, he introduced to everyone: "This is my daughter-in-law! Hehe, legal!"

The words fell, this sentence "legal", immediately ushered in laughter and applause, the audience didn't expect Yu Zhile's sketch to be quite humorous, and he threw off a burden at the beginning!

He began to show off: "Oh, married life is as sweet as honey, don't quarrel and don't get angry!"

"Look, you're always feeding me when it's okay!"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth towards Qin Haiyu, only to see Qin Haiyu smiling sweetly, holding a peeled apple in his hand, and directly putting it in his mouth and taking a small bite.

Yu Zhile's open mouth closed awkwardly.

The audience looked at him and applauded!

Yu Zhile suddenly pursed his lips and "cried", causing the audience to laugh again.

Qin Haiyu asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Zhile was moved: "You are so touching!"

Qin Haiyu ate the apple, and hummed suspiciously, Yu Zhile spread out the newspaper and changed his words: "No, I mean that this woman in the newspaper is too touching......!

"Give it, give it!"

Qin Haiyu smiled angrily and handed the apple to her husband's mouth.

Yu Zhile took a bite of it: "It's pretty much the same!"

The audience was shown their affection again!

At this moment, a bell rang.

Yu Zhile asked while eating an apple, "What sound?"

Qin Haiyu took the mobile phone and said, "Short message." ”

Yu Zhile leaned his head over and asked, "Who is here?"

Qin Haiyu suddenly faced him and didn't show him his mobile phone, Yu Zhile let out a coquettish "cry" again, and put down the apple that he had eaten two bites.

Qin Haiyu was speechless and said, "What's the matter?"

Yu Zhile pointed to the newspaper and said: "It's still her, you listen! Every time she sends a short message, she never carries her husband behind her back! And when she replies to text messages, she always asks her husband for grammar and rhetoric!"

The audience immediately applauded in admiration, and Qin Haiyu asked at this time, "Where did this news come about?"

Yu Zhile folded the newspaper and put it down, and replied, "Prepare to publish it tomorrow." ”

The audience applauded again, but not as many people laughed as at the beginning, and it was obvious that the laughter was a little worse.

Qin Haiyu smiled angrily again, and explained: "This is a message from Dad, saying that he made dumplings and asked if we would go back to eat!"

Yu Zhile immediately replied: "Eat, eat, eat!"

Qin Haiyu suddenly said coquettishly: "You know how to eat!"

Yu Zhile leaned his head over to take a look, and said reassuringly: "It's really sent by Dad, then I won't read it!"

"Huh?" Qin Haiyu glanced sideways.

Yu Zhile said seriously: "I won't watch who comes!"

Qin Haiyu snorted in disgust, and then Yu Zhile's mobile phone rang, he took it out to answer it, and then said: "Who!

Qin Haiyu said: "You won't know if you call back!"

"Yes!"

Yu Zhile was about to call back, and then said, "No, what if it's a scam call?"

As soon as he put down his mobile phone, Qin Haiyu suddenly looked at him with a smile hidden in his eyes, as if saying that you have a ghost in your heart!

Yu Zhile suddenly said nervously: "What's the matter! I didn't do anything! I don't know who he is! Look at you! What do you think I'm doing?"

The audience at the scene was laughed by Yu Zhile's reaction of "there is no silver three hundred taels here"!

Qin Haiyu opened his mouth and said, "I didn't say anything about what you were nervous about!"

Yu Zhile said seriously: "You didn't say anything, it's better than anything you say!"

He stood up and stared at Qin Haiyu who was sitting on the sofa, so nervous that he stammered: "Look at me! Look, this is me...... I'm on the phone...... I don't know! I didn't answer! Oh, you still watch!"

"Okay, okay!

Yu Zhile sat down and said, "I turn on the mobile phone on the speakerphone, all the calls come, everything is under your control!"

Qin Haiyu responded: "Okay! I'll also turn on hands-free! I'll accompany you!"

Yu Zhile said: "You don't have to, I believe in you!"

Qin Haiyu said: "Don't, let's still believe in hands-free!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Zhile's phone called.

Qin Haiyu opened his mouth and said, "If you regret it, you can turn off the hands-free!"

"What do I regret after that, I!"

Yu Zhile clicked and answered carefully, and a feed sound also came from the mobile phone, and suddenly, he covered his nervous heartbeat and said with a sigh of relief: "It's a man!"

The audience was instantly amused, and the audience in front of the TV was also amused by Yu Zhile's performance, but they didn't expect Yu Zhile and his wife to perform a sketch! This acting skill is so real that they don't feel embarrassed at all!

Yu Zhile asked, "Hey, who!"

A man's voice came from the phone: "I'm the third brother!"

Yu Zhile was puzzled: "Third brother, didn't you accompany those customers of our company to dinner?"

Third brother: "Yes, they are going to sing in the song hall after eating, and they let me accompany them!"

Yu Zhile said: "Then go!"

Third brother: "But your sister-in-law is the most annoying about this! Hey, I told her that we are working overtime together, and she will call you later, don't say that you missed it!"

Yu Zhile asked, "Then what do I say!"

Third brother: "Same as before!"

"Peace and ......"

Yu Zhile suddenly felt the uneasy eyes of his wife staring at him!

Once again, the audience burst into laughter, applause and cheers!

Qin Haiyu got up and said in a serious tone: "What is the same as before!"

Yu Zhile got up and said with a hippie smile: "Our relationship is the same as before!"

"Flim Flam!"

Qin Haiyu grabbed Yu Zhile's ears unhappily, Yu Zhile sighed, and said in disgust: "You see that you always pull your ears and pull your ears, and you have the ability to pull your hair!"

Qin Haiyu stretched out his hand to pull his hair, only to see that Yu Zhile had shaved his head bald in order to shoot this sketch, so this funny scene once again caused laughter at the scene!

Qin Haiyu patted him on the shoulder, and he didn't have a problem with him, at this time, the mobile phone rang again, it was a call from the third sister-in-law, Yu Zhile continued the phone, and the third sister-in-law asked, "Is your third brother with you?"

Yu Zhile glanced at his wife, and then responded: "Yes, we are together!"

Qin Haiyu suddenly patted him on the shoulder!

Yu Zhile gestured to his wife to be quiet, and the voice of the third sister-in-law came from the phone: "Then you let your third brother answer the phone!"

Qin Haiyu snorted and spread his hands, meaning now I see how you explain to the third sister-in-law!

"You wait a minute!"

Yu Zhile shouted: "Third brother, third brother, oh, third sister-in-law, third brother has gone to the toilet, or I will go to him!"

Third sister-in-law: "Forget it, I'm relieved that he's with you!"

"Oh, then I'm hanging. ”

Yu Zhile put down his mobile phone, and immediately faced Qin Haiyu's unhappy eyes and expression!

"That's how you guys cheated on your wife, didn't you?"

Yu Zhile explained: "How can this be called deception? This is a white lie! Look at you, a word can do things! A word can make things happen, and a word can do bad things! A word can produce a harmonious society, is it good for you to have a little sunshine in your heart?"

Qin Haiyu was dissatisfied: "What kind of white lie, this is clearly an open deception!"

Yu Zhile said: "My dear, if you give me ten guts, I don't dare to deceive you!"

"Lie or not, I'll know with a phone call!"

Saying that, Qin Haiyu directly took his mobile phone and called: "Hey, Brother Yang, I'm Lezi's lover, Lezi hasn't come back yet, I said I'm with you, right?"

Lao Yang: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, we're together!"

Qin Haiyu suddenly glared at Yu Zhile and said, "Then you let him answer the phone!"

Lao Yang: "He's gone to the toilet!, why don't I ask him to call you back later?"

Qin Haiyu: "No need, just let him stay in the toilet!"

Yu Zhile's uneasy eyes were dodging, and Qin Haiyu then called another person named Xiao Si: "Hey, Xiao Si, I'm your sister-in-law, your brother Le hasn't come back yet, right?"

Xiao Si smiled and said: "Hahahaha, sister-in-law, you can rest assured! Brother Le is with me, you still don't worry!"

Qin Haiyu looked at Yu Zhile angrily, Yu Zhile lowered his head weakly and helplessly, and he didn't know how to explain it!

Qin Haiyu smiled: "Don't worry! Of course don't worry! Then you let him answer the phone!"

Little four: "Brother Le! Brother Le...... Sister-in-law, Brother Le has gone to the toilet! Why don't I ask him to call you back later?"

Qin Haiyu said: "No need, I'll be relieved when he's in the toilet!"

……

In front of the TV, the audience was laughing!

I didn't expect Yu Zhile's sketch to be so funny!

And that's only five minutes away!

Normal sketches are basically ten or twenty minutes of plots, so it's just the beginning!

The most important thing is that Mr. Liu Jian in the cast list has not yet come out! Therefore, at this moment, the audience has a new understanding of Yu Zhile!

I didn't expect Yu Zhile to be so good at dancing and dancing well, and even acting in sketches!