Chapter 285, Perfect Ending [First Update]
At the Spring Festival Gala, the audience was amused by the sketch of Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu several times.
"One Sentence Thing", this sketch uses humorous performances and lines to reflect some particularly common contradictions between couples today.
On the sketch stage, Qin Haiyu called Yu Zhile's "colleagues and friends" one after another, and then asked if the other party was with Yu Zhile, but the other party used the same lie to round it out.
This process, although it is a repetitive routine, can still win the laughter of the audience.
Qin Haiyu hung up the phone, and then said unhappily: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet! Can you have a little new creativity!"
Yu Zhile said weakly: "Sometimes I also say that I go to the cafeteria......"
In the audience, there was another burst of cheerful laughter and applause.
Qin Haiyu was so angry that he was speechless, and at this time, the phone rang again, and Yu Zhile answered, it was a call from Lao Yang.
"Look at you, the call is coming!
Yu Zhile then called: "Hey, Lao Yang!"
Lao Yang: "Lezi, where are you?"
Yu Zhile replied: "I'm at home!"
Lao Yang: "Come on, don't fool me! I'll tell you! My sister-in-law called, I helped you get over, now you put down the phone and go home immediately!"
When Qin Haiyu heard this, he immediately couldn't help but scold: "Look at people!"
Lao Yang's stunned voice came from the mobile phone: "Why is there a woman?"
Yu Zhile said incoherently: "She is that and who......"
Lao Yang said that after listening to the explanation, he said directly: "I don't care who she is! In short, don't forget who you are!
At the scene, the female audience immediately applauded!
Yu Zhile looked at the mobile phone that was hung up, and said speechlessly: "Look, is it interesting to find something to do if you have nothing to do? Can you be a little sunny? I swear to God, I have a hundred sincerity and sincerity to you!"
Qin Haiyu snorted: "I'm not worried about you!"
As she spoke, she got up, and Yu Zhile asked, "Why are you going?"
Qin Haiyu was about to go out, and said, "I'll go and ask them! What about buddy, are you lying together?"
Yu Zhile hurriedly grabbed her and admitted his mistake: "Okay, okay, I'm wrong?"
"No! I have to ask them!"
Qin Haiyu pushed away Yu Zhile's hand and walked towards the door, Yu Zhile suddenly shouted: "Come back!"
Qin Haiyu was "startled", turned around and looked at Yu Zhile sluggishly, only to see Yu Zhile say seriously: "If you use a lie to verify a lie, what you get must be a lie!"
"I ......" Qin Haiyu was stunned.
The audience applauded again, and it was clear that this sentence was particularly concise and reasonable.
Yu Zhile said: "Yes! I was not with them! They said that I was with them and lied. But I'm at home, but you say I'm not at home, are you also lying?"
Qin Haiyu explained: "Isn't it good for the two of us to lie?"
"People lie for the good of both of us!"
Yu Zhile pulled Qin Haiyu back to sit on the sofa and said, "My dear! A word can do things, a word can make things, a word can produce a harmonious society, can you be a little sunny?"
Yu Zhile continued: "Besides, if you use this method to ask people, everyone will answer like this!"
Qin Haiyu was unconvinced: "Those sisters of mine will never answer like this!"
Yu Zhile said: "Pull it down quickly! Everyone is like this!"
"What's the same for everyone?" Qin Haiyu emphasized word by word: "Absolutely not!"
"Good!"
Yu Zhile took the mobile phone, and Qin Haiyu asked, "Who are you calling?"
"Lingling!"
Yu Zhile said, and then took his mobile phone to make a call.
In the front row of the audience, Xu Ling suddenly looked forward to it, although she didn't have the opportunity to be on TV, her name was also on TV!
This Lingling, isn't she talking about herself?
I saw that after Yu Zhile dialed the phone, a woman's voice came: "Hey, who is it?"
"Lingling! I'm your brother Le!"
"Oh...... Brother Le!"
A bewitching fox so charming that people couldn't hold it when they heard it suddenly sounded, and the audience immediately laughed, and Yu Zhile sat down with goosebumps.
Xu Ling: "???"
It's not me!
I don't have such a disgusting sound!
She was speechless, this "Lingling" voice was so loud that it made her want to vomit!
Yu Zhile sat down and said slowly: "Hey, Brother Le, phew! What Brother Le! Lingling, that's like this! Your sister Haiyu didn't come back after work, and said that she would work overtime with you, right?"
Lingling snorted: "Yes, we are working overtime together!"
Qin Haiyu's eyes widened suddenly, the audience suddenly laughed, and Yu Zhile couldn't help laughing, and said, "Then you let her answer the phone." ”
"Wait a minute. ”
Lingling was shouting: "Sister Haiyu, Sister Haiyu! Oh! Why are you going to the toilet at this time! Brother Le, Sister Haiyu is going to the toilet, tell me something!"
Yu Zhile held back a smile and said, "No need, I'll rest assured that she's in the toilet!"
Qin Haiyu gritted his teeth and said like crazy: "How can this be!"
The audience applauded and laughed again.
Yu Zhile said proudly: "Let me say, this is a matter of one sentence, and people are also for our good!"
Qin Haiyu said in disbelief: "No, you call Aunt Li! I will believe Aunt Li!"
Yu Zhile said: "What are you calling Aunt Li! Okay, okay, don't look for trouble!"
"If you don't hit me!"
Qin Haiyu snatched the phone, and then dialed Aunt Li's phone, and after the call was connected, she quickly stuffed the phone back to her husband.
Yu Zhile responded and said, "Hey, Aunt Li......! Hello, I'm Lezi, it's like this, Aunt Li, that Haiyu hasn't come home after work, and said that she is working overtime with you, right?"
Aunt Li replied, "No!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly shuddered, and pointed at Yu Zhile with both hands, and the audience couldn't help but laugh at this scene.
Yu Zhile was defeated, and said deflatedly: "I'm not with you, forget it." ”
At this time, Aunt Li hurriedly said: "Hey, fun! Lili, she went to the toilet! Or I'll ask her to call you back in a while?"
Qin Haiyu, who was struggling, was suddenly dumbfounded!
Yu Zhile suddenly smiled: "No need Aunt Li! thank you!"
After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhile learned from Qin Haiyu's appearance just now, pointed at Qin Haiyu with both hands, and then sneered.
Qin Haiyu stomped his feet and said angrily: "How can this be!"
Yu Zhile comforted her and pinched her shoulders: "What do I say? A word of things, a word can make things, a word can be bad, can you be a little sunny?"
At this time, Qin Haiyu's mobile phone rang, and Aunt Li called, she quickly pushed the mobile phone to Yu Zhile and asked Yu Zhile to answer.
"I don't care!
Qin Haiyu said nervously: "Then what do I say?"
Yu Zhile shirked and said: "Say what you like!"
Qin Haiyu swallowed his throat, and then followed the phone uneasily: "Hey, Aunt Li?"
Aunt Li asked, "Where are you?"
Qin Haiyu replied: "I'm at home......"
Aunt Li said: "Don't fool me! Lezi is calling, he is in a hurry, and he is looking for you! You hurry home, don't let him worry!"
Qin Haiyu had no choice but to explain: "I'm really at home! That's the case, I was at home, and Lezi said that I wasn't at home, let's see if you can help me make a round, but as a result, you were fooled!"
On the phone, Aunt Li was speechless......
Qin Haiyu said embarrassedly: "Aunt Li, I'm sorry......"
Aunt Li sighed and said, "Hey, I'll be on this when I'm on it! As long as you two are harmonious and beautiful, happy and safe, I will rest assured!"
As she spoke, Aunt Li hung up the phone.
Yu Zhile said solemnly at this time: "Wife, I swear to you, I really didn't lie to you!"
Qin Haiyu also said: "Me too, husband, I have never lied to you!"
Yu Zhile hugged her and said, "Then from now on, we will both be sunny!"
"Hmm!"
"We'll ...... after that"
"Uh-huh!"
Qin Haiyu kept nodding, and Yu Zhile said in a daze: "Uh-huh, I'm hungry! Didn't you say that Dad had already made dumplings? Let's go home and eat dumplings!"
"Let's go!"
As he spoke, the phone rang again.
This time it was the eldest sister who called, the eldest sister is a second marriage, the ex-husband is an American, and now he is back with the child, the eldest sister wants to see the child, the child wants to see the eldest sister, but the current eldest brother-in-law is a little cautious, so the eldest sister went to see the child, and told the eldest brother-in-law that they had come here, and let them help round it when the time came.
After Yu Zhile understood the meaning of the eldest sister's phone call, he said: "That's it! Let's go, no problem, wait for the eldest brother-in-law to call and let me pick it up!"
Within two seconds of speaking, the call came!
Yu Zhile answered: "Hey, who?"
"I'm the eldest brother-in-law!"
"Oh, American or Chinese?"
Qin Haiyu suddenly patted him on the shoulder, and the audience was amused by Yu Zhile's words.
"Hey, what's the matter with this eldest brother-in-law? Oh, you want to ask if the eldest sister has come to my house, right?"
Yu Zhile said directly: "Here, just entered the door!"
The eldest brother-in-law was surprised: "Ah, what about your house? Then you let her answer the phone!"
"Here we go again......"
Yu Zhile complained, and then shouted: "Eldest sister, eldest sister!"
Qin Haiyu pointed to the toilet, Yu Zhile praised "It's so smart, you can learn it as soon as you learn", and then replied to her eldest brother-in-law: "She went to the toilet!"
The eldest brother-in-law said, "You open the door." ”
Yu Zhile was surprised: "She's in the toilet, it's not appropriate for me to open the door, right?"
Brother-in-law: "I mean you open the door!
At this time, the audience applauded and laughed, because Mr. Liu Jian, who is quite famous in the sketch world, finally appeared!
Although it was a cameo, his appearance immediately made the audience want to laugh from the bottom of their hearts.
Qin Haiyu was desperate: "It's over, it's over! You said you can be rounded! You can go round yourself!"
Yu Zhile hung up the phone and ordered: "Wife, go open the door!"
"You go ahead!"
Yu Zhile said: "You go, I beg you!"
Qin Haiyu also said: "You go, I beg you too!"
Yu Zhile suggested: "Rock-paper-scissors!"
"Hmm! Rock-paper-scissors!"
Qin Haiyu took out the cloth, Yu Zhile took out the scissors, and immediately pointed to the door: "Go and open the door!"
Qin Haiyu clenched his fists frantically and walked towards the door, then turned back and said, "You go and open the door!"
Yu Zhile didn't follow: "I won!"
Qin Haiyu said reasonably: "Whoever wins will open the door!"
Suddenly, the audience laughed again!
In this scene, you can see the gap in family status!
Yu Zhile was forced to open the door and said embarrassedly: "Big ...... The eldest sister is in the toilet......"
Teacher Liu Jian, who played the eldest brother-in-law, said: "Okay, stop acting! Your eldest sister didn't come to your house at all! There is no one in this toilet at all!"
Yu Zhile asked, "How do you know?"
Qin Haiyu slapped his hand angrily, and the eldest brother-in-law spoke: "Do you know about your eldest sister's ex-husband returning to China with the child?"
Qin Haiyu pursed his lips and shook his head, and Yu Zhile pursed his lips and nodded......
The audience was amused by them again!
The eldest brother-in-law was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
Yu Zhile and his wife glanced at each other, and then changed their movements with each other, one shaking their heads and the other nodding......
The audience burst out laughing again!
"Do you know or don't you know?"
The eldest brother-in-law said angrily: "Okay! You all don't act, your eldest sister's ex-husband came back with the child, and he didn't tell me about it because I was afraid that I was small-minded! Isn't this actually a matter of a child wanting to see his mother, and a mother meeting her child? She said that she went out to have a meal, and left in a panic! As a result, she didn't bring this purse with her!"
Speaking of which, Mr. Liu Jian, who played the eldest brother-in-law, exploded in his acting skills and said: "It's not suitable for me to go on this occasion, so I just wanted to let the two of you see who will help me send this wallet over." ”
Yu Zhile asked, "Why do you send your wallet?"
The eldest brother-in-law said in a stiff tone: "Why don't you understand! We have to invite this meal! We can't lose our share in front of the Americans!"
"Good!"
The audience applauded from the bottom of their hearts!
Yu Zhile suddenly shook Teacher Liu Jian's hand and said in admiration: "Brother-in-law, you are sunshine! The two of us are talking, giving people a round and giving people a round, in the end we can only use countless lies to round a lie! Or are you right, a word of things, the truth is better than anything else! Right, wife?"
Qin Haiyu smiled sweetly and responded, "That's right!"
Yu Zhile took the eldest brother-in-law's wallet and said, "I'll send this wallet!"
Qin Haiyu took the wallet and said, "You go to dinner, I'll send this wallet!"
Yu Zhile hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I don't want to eat, I want to go see that big brother-in-law in the United States!"
"Huh?"
Qin Haiyu and his eldest brother-in-law were stunned for a moment.
Yu Zhile explained: "No, I mean look at the American eldest brother-in-law, no matter how you look at it, there is no Chinese eldest brother-in-law! Hey, let's go together later, I'll go to the toilet first!"
At this time, Yu Zhile's phone rang again.
Qin Haiyu shouted: "Husband, phone!"
Yu Zhile said: "You help me pick it up, just say I'm going to the toilet!"
At this time, Qin Haiyu and Teacher Liu Jian teased in unison: "Who believes it!"
That's it, the sketch ends!
The audience gave a round of applause!
Yu Zhile's couple's sketch debut, a perfect ending!