"Hi, hello, Mr. Zheng. When he came to the Window of the World, he saw Zheng Yue resting on the sofa, and Yang Yunruo happily took the initiative to say hello. It's a nice thing to talk about the morning, after all, the air in the morning is really good. The city is like a puddle of water, and the traffic in the city during the day is like a miscellaneous fish, muddying the puddle of water, and when it is quiet at night, the puddle of water will stop and drain. It's just a cycle, just like there is no quiet city in this world, and there is no pool of water that is not muddy.

"Hello, hello, hey, the guest of this issue is you. Zheng Yue was very familiar, stood up and took Yang Yunruo's hand cordially and said: "Oh, don't call me a teacher, you call me old, how can I say that I am not a few years older than you, and I can't be called a teacher." ”

"Why, the etiquette can't be abolished. Yang Yunruo said with a smile: "Besides, I grew up watching your cross talk, so much so that I always wanted to be a cross talk actor." ”

"......" Zheng Yue covered his chest and showed a very sad look in front of the camera: "I pierced Lao Tie, I am only twenty-eight, and it has only been three or four years since my debut." ”

"But Mr. Zheng, your talent has been shining for decades. Yang Yunruo looked at the camera and walked away, although he was filming himself, but he didn't make any other moves, even the cameras that were filming the hall were all on a shelf, no one was there, it seemed to be leaving time for the two to chat, so he didn't care, and sat down separately from Zheng Yue.

There are four sofas in the hall around a small coffee table, and Yang Yunruo naturally does not dare to sit on the upper seat, from his bones and impressions, the upper seats are all sitting by respected people, and he habitually avoids this position. Zheng Yue sat on the right, Yang Yunruo had to sit in the lower seat, if he sat on the left, he always felt a feeling of rejection thousands of miles away. The lower seat is facing away from the gate, so you can't see every move outside.

"As the saying goes, without Mr. Zheng, cross talk will be yellow, and with Mr. Zheng, cross talk will be even more yellow. Yang Yunruo said with a haha, it seems appropriate to use it here if he teased Guo Dana in his previous life, although the words are not true, but it is nothing to ridicule and ridicule.

"Hey, you can't say that, you make it clear, what does that yellow mean. Zheng Yue said with a helpless smile, it is worthy of talking about cross talk, and he immediately understood the meaning of Yang Yunruo's words. "What yellow is what yellow, you explain clearly. ”

"No, no, it's all decided by the majority of screen names, and it's not me. As for whether it's yellow or green, I'm a little faintly colorblind, so I don't know. Yang Yunruo laughed, no matter who it was, it was always happy to be able to tease others. "But seriously, I really grew up watching your club's cross talk, and I also acted and rehearsed a lot in private for this. ”

"Hey, you're still in touch. Zheng Yue waited for his glasses with his mouth wide open, which made people feel very wet and funny. It's not a comic star, and every move always has a sense of laughter.

"No, I'll sing you a paragraph. Yang Yunruo cleared his throat, and then sang: "The peach leaf is sharp and sharp, and the willow leaf covers the sky, this Ming Gong in his position, listen carefully to what I have to say, this matter is in the Jingxi Blue Indigo Factory......

Well, just a few words, the other Yang Yunruo has already played the game.

"How about it, how about Mr. Zheng, am I very talented? Yang Yunruo patted his chest and said.

"You are a singer yourself, so your singing skills are naturally good. Zheng Yue said speechlessly, this kind of minor key is completely stress-free for a singer, okay, and it is not so many ways as that kind of song. In a minor key, it's good to sing well, it doesn't matter what high and low notes you have.

"What you are talking about, I am a film and television actor, not a singer. Yang Yunruo corrected, but he can't just because he sang a few songs, he can't go to the singing side, his basic skills are a lot worse than the students in many classes.

"......" Zheng Yue was speechless, and blamed Yang Yunruo's rise a little suddenly, so that people didn't know him well, and they didn't know what his specific origin was for a while, only that he came out of "The King of Crossover Singers".

"Cross talk is not only about singing, he can speak, he can speak, he can say that the dead can be said to be fire, and the living can be said to be dead. Zheng Yue said with a smile and pretending to be embarrassed.

"It's simple, let's talk about it. Yang Yunruo patted the table and said, "I'll come, you come to praise." ”

"Am I laughing?"

"Yes, you praise, if you don't praise me, I can't show my level, if I want to praise me, I can only be, well, ah, yes. Yang Yunruo nodded and said.

"Okay, then I'll give you a compliment. Zheng Yue said with a smile, it's time to play.

Yang Yunruo didn't know that this section was also recorded, and edited and played, and the spoof editor also gave them a classic cross talk opening mode, and even added a cross talk stage to them.

"Hey, what are you talking about, I don't think there's anything to say. Yang Yunruo folded his hands and counted them.

"Whatever, I'm just a platter, I'll hold whatever you say. Zheng Yue instantly entered the role of praise.

"Hey, there we're it, let's talk about our family. Yang Yunruo slapped the table and said.

"Which one is your family?" Zheng Yue said, even in order to make the teasing have something to say, make the words clear.

"Who can there be, our little Yaoyao. Yang Yunruo made a shy expression.

"Hey, don't sprinkle dog food, I won't do this job for you if you want to sprinkle dog food. Zheng Yue hurriedly stopped, it's not that he really doesn't praise Yang Yunruo, it's just that the guy always has something to do with the 'daughter-in-law', and now the whole network knows the guy's virtue. Although Zheng Yue has a lot of girlfriends and mistresses in private, he is still single to the outside world.

"Well, let's talk about her. Yang Yunruo said.

"Yes, you say. ”

"If you want to talk about our family, do you know how we met?" asked Yang Yunruo.

"How did you meet?"

"If you want to talk about our family, we've known each other for a long time. Yang Yunruo said: "I haven't woken up yet, I can't shoot." ”

"You better talk about your family, it's a glass coffee table, you have to wake up and smash it up, and the table will fall apart. ”

"I almost feel like I didn't wake up. Yang Yunruo searched left and right, but after all, he couldn't find anything that could replace Xingmu, so he could only slap the glass with his hand.

"Oops, you tap. Zheng Yue seemed to be afraid that the coffee table would be half broken, so he hurriedly checked it. In fact, it can be placed in a hall with a huge flow of people, how can it be broken so easily, that is, acting.