"I've known our family Yaoyao for a long time, but if you want to really deal with it, you have to start last year. ”

You say. ”

"Which episode of "The King of Crossover Singers" I participated in last year, I didn't sing to anyone else, and I was brushed off. Yang Yunruo pretended to be helpless and said.

"Well, I know that. Zheng Yue nodded.

"If you want to put it aside, I'm also a decent person and have a lot of status. ”

"Forget it, you didn't have much decency before. Zheng Yue demolished the platform.

"If you don't see through it, you're still a good friend. Yang Yunruo pointed at Zheng Yue and scolded with a smile: "If I don't want to talk about the beast better, how can I be worthy of our family Yaoyao, the male protagonists in the story are all with halos, and you are demolishing the tower." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you said, you said big, what kind of dream is like a dragon, what kind of rain falls from the sky, you can say it vigorously. Zheng Yue spread his hands and said.

"It's boring for you to say that, it feels like I'm a liar. Yang Yunruo said distressedly: "Don't say it, let's just say that after I was brushed off, I had no financial resources for a while, I couldn't afford to eat, and everyone was hungry and thin." ”

"What's the slimming method?" Zheng Yue asked.

"Let me tell you this, my thin gust of wind blew me from southern Hunan to Hangzhou. Yang Yunruo said seriously, but how serious that book made people want to laugh.

"Isn't that like a piece of paper?" Zheng Yue said with his mouth wide open.

"Who said it wasn't, when I was blown into the sky, the whole person was stupid, and I was afraid to blow into the sea, and if I did, God knows how long I would have to float. Yang Yunruo looked scared.

"Hey, I'm afraid the sea water will bubble. Zheng Yue patted his leg and said.

"When I floated to Hangzhou, I met Yaoyao selling finger cakes. Yang Yunruo gestured with his hand to make a finger cake.

"The little diva sells finger cakes?" Zheng Yue asked with a look of disbelief and surprise.

"That's right, wasn't she also driven away by the company's termination at that time, and she had no money or income, so she could only sell finger cakes if she didn't know anything. Yang Yunruo nodded sincerely.

"No, you arranged your family like this, are you sure you are not afraid of kneeling on the washboard?" Zheng Yue kindly reminded, or rather, it was not a reminder, but it was intentionally guiding Yang Yunruo to expose his affairs with Mu Leyao.

"What a washboard, manly man, how can you succumb to a washboard. Yang Yunruo said disdainfully, and the mocking expression almost said, in our family, I am the biggest.

"You're amazing. Zheng Yue gave a thumbs up.

"In our family, we all kneel on the keyboard without typing, kneel on the remote control without changing the channel, and kneel instant noodles without breaking. Yang Yunruo said proudly that the washboard is too low-level, and our family plays high-end things.

......

Fan Jianren sat at the computer with his girlfriend in his arms and watched the first episode of "Run" of the new year with his girlfriend, which was also the last episode of this issue.

Originally, Fan Jianren didn't plan to watch it, what kind of stuff, a few dozen yuan a month members admit it, but the members can only watch it when they buy a volume, what are you messing with? Isn't the atmosphere of going to the cinema with all this money? There is no one who sells a variety show as a movie. Besides, you have something to play, it's good to catch up, you even show it on TV, and you still sell tickets? What's more, you still have the platform to play, sure that the movie tickets can be sold?

But something is wrong, the movie tickets for this year's "Run" are really not easy to buy, you can't buy them at all, it's as popular as anything.

Originally, in line with the principle of not looking at it if you can't buy it, Fan Jianren didn't plan to watch it, what kind of thing, if you don't look at it for a while, you can still drop a piece of meat or what?

It's just that it can't be helped, men, after having a girlfriend, you will slowly lose yourself, as long as it is true love, you will slowly become each other-centered. Girlfriend Ma Xiaolan is a real fan of "Running", what is the extent, not a single episode has been pulled, even the advertisements are watched with relish, all the members of the running and the guests who have participated in "Running" She has a book dedicated to recording and collecting.

Crazy or not?

It's literal. If it weren't for Ma Xiaolan's hobby, and she just collected, and there was no other move, maybe the two would have broken up a long time ago. Anyway, in Fan Jianren's opinion, such a move is really strange and incredible.

"What a washboard, manly man, how can you succumb to a washboard. Yang Yunruo's confident words came from the computer.

"Do you see it, it's a real man, you tell me to kneel on the washboard in the future, I'll make some mistakes soon, what's wrong with making mistakes." Fan Jianren heard Yang Yunruo's words, gently pushed Ma Xiaolan, smiled and pretended to vent his dissatisfaction.

It's just that the reality is always cruel, and he hasn't been able to get up with Yang Yunruo's words, and Yang Yunruo's next sentence will be out immediately.

"In our family, we all kneel on the keyboard without typing, kneel on the remote control without changing the channel, and kneel instant noodles without breaking. ”

Fan Jianren felt that his festival had fallen to the ground. His name is Fan Jianren, and he is always called a 'criminal slut' by his partners. Well, being shouted by them, Fan Jianren had to agree that he was indeed a bit cheap and a little out of discipline. But if Yang Yun is here, it seems that he is even more excessive than himself.

"You want to learn from him? You can kneel on the keyboard for a while and not type, and then change to something else tomorrow or two." Ma Xiaolan gave Fan Jianren a white look and teased.

"Hehehe, just kidding. "Fan Jianren is not fragrant and looking for abuse, kneeling on the keyboard and not typing, how can he kneel? Is his knees dangling, and his toes supporting the ground? The problem is that it is not one knee, it is two knees.

"Jianren, you're really a little slut. Ma Xiaolan stroked Fan Jianren's head and said, "Your parents really didn't choose the wrong name." ”

"I don't blame my parents, I blame my grandfather, if I don't leave the name of 'benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, kindness, courtesy, and frugality' to our juniors, he never thought that our generation is a Jianzi generation, there is no way, I am the boss, I can only be called Jianren." If it weren't for the fact that my grandfather died before I was born, and my parents felt that they couldn't change the last words of the older generation, I really talked to him. Fan Jianren said helplessly, this is very helpless, the name that the grandfather left for his grandchildren, as the son's father Jianren, seems to have failed to resist, or looks at the plan of pit his son anyway, not his own plan, so he gives the hukou without considering the child's feelings at all, and it is a little uncomfortable. Anyone who has been called a slut for decades is estimated to have a collapsed mentality.

In fact, when I was a child, it seemed that I could change my name, but it was delayed, and I used this name directly when I went to school, and I couldn't change it at all later, is there a super tragedy?

"You deserve it, I think your grandfather expected it, you are so cheap, so I call you a slut. Ma Xiaolan said with a smile unceremoniously.

"Cheap...... I'll let you know what a cheap ...... is."