Author: "Extinguishing the Phoenix" (Meow Phoenix)

Xiuzhen Bagua Newspaper intern reporter Feng Meow (hereinafter referred to as Feng Meow): May I ask Mr. Whale, you seem to have encountered some unbelievable things recently, I wonder if it is convenient to tell you?

Whale (in a state of bewilderment and whale desolation): Yes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info: I already suspect that my whole whale life has been turned upside down. I need to be quiet-

Feng Meow (holding the microphone, curious): Who is Jingjing?

Milk Rider (dry cough): Ahem!

Feng Meow (instant realization): Sorry, off topic. So, what happened to you that made you start to suspect that whales were born?

Whale (with fins over the panicked eyes on his big face): It was a time that I can't look back on—I was swimming in the sea, free. But what I didn't expect was that after a handsome man appeared and I wanted to make a promise, my whale life changed forever.

Feng Meow (silently handed over a "handkerchief" in the whale's eye, about a human bath towel?): Who is he?

Whale (a baby's fist-sized teardrop fluttered down, but fortunately it had a "veil" to wipe away tears): He actually rode on top of me, I thought I was the king of the sea, but I didn't expect to be ridden by a human!

Feng Meow (covering her eyes with her paws, a capital letter: dirty!): And then?

Whale (twisted the "veil" with its fins, and with a bang, the ground was already flooded): I'm not crying, I'm secreting salt!

Feng Meow (nods, then jumps to a high place, the ground is too wet): I understand!

Whale (blushing): He's a very powerful human being, I thought I believed in science, but his sudden appearance made me a little unbelievable. After all, now that science is advanced, no one has told me that there is still a real cultivation.

Feng Meow (sweating on his forehead, his heart is extremely complicated, does the whale also believe in science?): Although it is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, those who have lived for hundreds or thousands of years still exist.

Whale (dotted with a huge head): I understand that now. Later, I never imagined in my life that I could still fly.

Feng Meow (turned his head and glanced at the milk rider): Is it a disposable flying sword 004 version?

Whale (horrified): No, yes, that's it!

Feng Meow (heart: crying is quite rhythmic): Let's stop crying, it's an adult whale anyway, so be brave?

Whale (twisting the veil again): Well, that's a dark memory, and every time I think about it, I can't help myself. The flying sword, the speed is always fast, I can feel the rhythm of the fat all over my body being blown by the wind. I've never been on a human plane, but I think the 004 version of the sword must have been faster than an airplane.

Feng Meow (can you endure it, you also know the plane~): The flying sword of the white predecessor is indeed very fast.

Whale (blowing his nose): If only that's it, I've also gone through a space crossing, oh my god, that taste is so refreshing!

Feng Meow (Where did you learn the Northeast flavor?): Ordinary people really can't understand it.

Whale (throwing the "handkerchief" aside, it was full of snot): Later, Song Shuhang's kid destroyed the flying sword, and I finally returned to my familiar mother's arms - the sea, and I really wanted to chant a poem at that time.

Feng Meow (hands over a "handkerchief" again): What poem?

Whale (take it, seriously): The sea! ~~ it's all water!

Milk Ride (poof)

Feng Meow (sudden liver pain): It's so wet!

――[Xiuzhen Gossip Newspaper] Intern reporter Feng Meow will report for you