Author: "Extinguishing the Phoenix" (Meow Phoenix)

Feng Meow (left paw holding cucumber microphone, right paw waving claw): Hello everyone, welcome to the Xiuzhen Gossip Newspaper again, this issue we invited the popular big demon Jing Croton Bean children's shoes in the "Xiuzhen Chat Group"!

Doudou (sitting elegantly in a chair, because he has no clothes on, Xiao Doudou is waving to everyone like his hand): Hello everyone, Uncle Ben Doudou is very happy to participate in this topic discussion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Feng Meow (not squinting, serious, pretending to be pure and looking at Xiao Doudou): Lord Doudou, I heard that you are deeply loved by your master Huangshan fungus, so much so that he broke the news in the group every day, saying that you run away from home every day, and he wants to hunt you down at all costs. Excuse me, is this true?

Doudou (shaking Xiao Doudou): This is a thing that Wang is very proud of, Huangshan Dasha is a big fool beep~, he likes to detain me if he has nothing to do, he knows that I need to hook up with a dog girl, but he wants me to practice with him! Facing him for hundreds of years, I am annoyed to death! What if I am detained by him, what should I do?

Feng Meow (confused): Bend?

Doudou (continues to shake Doudou): Ahem!

Feng Meow (looking down at the manuscript, looking for questions): Okay, then Ben Meow continues to ask you, how did you get along with Song Shuhang during the days when you ran away from home?

Doudou (as soon as he heard that it was Song Shuhang, he immediately sat up straight, stretched out his dog's paws and broke them one by one): First, he is a good person, buy me a computer and a mobile phone. Second, he is a good guy and often buys me dog food. Third, he is a good guy and often goes out to sneak me. Fourth, he is a good person and has always taken care of me, so he must be a good person, right?

Feng Meow (the good guy card is issued like this, did Song Shuhang make it?): Then he loves you so much, do you have any ulterior secrets?

Doudou (two-faced confused): What?

Feng Meow (bowed his head and continued to flip through the manuscript, the question just now was raised by the funny bi, neng killed it!Sneaking a glance at the milk ride): So, please talk about Bai Senpai, right? Ben Meow remembers that you seem to have ridden his disposable flying sword 004 version, I don't know how you feel?

Doudou (the dog's face is pale for a while, if there is no hair on the face): The past is unbearable!

Milk Rider (dry cough): Say!

Doudou (glanced at the milk rider, helpless): Actually, this matter, it's really not my fault, I all complain about Guoguo, if it weren't for him, I would have returned to Shuhang Xiaoyou's side a long time ago, how could I be chased and killed by the white seniors? How could I be tied to the 004 version of the disposable flying sword? All of this is Guoguo's fault!

Feng Meow (I really didn't mean to see your little Doudou, please don't stand and talk): Guoguo is the most cute, softest, cutest, and easiest to push, okay?

Doudou (glance): If you have a meow, don't think about the disciples of Buddhism!

Feng Meow (cast into the arms of the milk rider to be coquettish, only showing a cat tail dangling): I must torture this Jingba to death!

Milk ride (rubbing cat hair, good feel): Okay.

Doudou (three-faced): You actually like cats, not me!

Feng Meow (drilling, rubbing): You're crying so ugly.

Milk Ride (continue to straighten hair): Doudou shut up.

-- Xiuzhen Bagua Newspaper intern reporter Feng Meow reports for you